CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #601

[Billfred]

Finally!

The scores after the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1523256&postcount=18):

Taylor 115
GeeTwo 110
EricH 100
GaryVoshol 84
Wayne Doenges 82
cgmv123 75
efoote868 64
M1KRONAUT 56
rsisk 51
dodar 48
MARS_James 46
DonRotolo 40
thatprogrammer 31
Kevin Leonard 24
Jim Wilks 24
Ichlieberoboter 20
DohertyBilly 19
Al Skierkiewicz 18
mastachyra 16
Sperkowsky 13
Matthew1998 10
orangemoore 10
MaGiC_PiKaChU 9
Poseidon1671 7
Jacob Bendicksen 6
白巨人 6
IndySam 4
bobjones227 3
EmileH 3
Vale 2
Nick Lawrence 2
nickyflash 2
Rman1923 2
dubiousSwain 2
The_ShamWOW88 2
Bob Potts 2
Ari423 2

The rules (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1488484&postcount=1), for the newbies.

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/42519

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern. And since there's no robot getting built in three days, judging should be about on schedule. ;)

Go!

[Sperkowsky]

There is so much wrong with this scenario. First there is no one wearing safety goggles, and a member is sitting on the top of a tote. The biggest problem though is the iMac in the background.

[AndyBare]

Get off the field. We don't need you to simulate defense this year.

[EricH]

"Uh, guys? We need to clean up, fast. The librarian says mecanum wheels are not to be seen or heard anywhere between her library and Einstein, and she's coming this way."

[M1KRONAUT]

Presenting team 3205's robot! But the team number really doesn't matter, all Recycle Rush robots look the same.

[dodar]

That stack in the back is worth 6 hotpockets

[GaryVoshol]

"We have the perfect place to practice getting on the BATTER. Think they'll mind if we build a CASTLE partway up this ramp?"

[efoote868]

If only I can scratch this itch... Hey programmers! I have a new auton idea!

[Taylor]

While most teams focused on the 'Recycle' theme of the game, the fellow in blue embraced the 'Rush'

[Al Skierkiewicz]

Isn't there a rule about not using last year's robot?

[nxtmonkeys]

"Amma gonna lift you up
Amma gonna set you down
Grab a can
and stack you...."

To the tune of Rick Astley's "Never gonna give you up"

Like you need a link to that.





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

[GeeTwo]

Why Can't Johnny Rotate?

The mecanum wheels are on backwards.

[The_ShamWOW88]

And all our dear robot wanted was a hug....

[DonRotolo]

He moves so fast, he's mostly just a blur...

[Wayne Doenges]

*Robot (Humming Bad to the Bone) reaches out and trips student walking by*
Student: We didn't program the robot to do that."
Robot *Hee hee*

[cgmv123]

They won the Recycle Rush lottery. Their Kit of Parts was a complete robot.

[Sperkowsky]

Why Can't Johnny Rotate?

The mecanum wheels are on backwards.
They are haha funny you noticed that

[Billfred]

At last!

First place goes to:

"Uh, guys? We need to clean up, fast. The librarian says mecanum wheels are not to be seen or heard anywhere between her library and Einstein, and she's coming this way."


Second place goes to:

Why Can't Johnny Rotate?

The mecanum wheels are on backwards.

And the burn award goes to:

Presenting team 3205's robot! But the team number really doesn't matter, all Recycle Rush robots look the same.


Which means the scores are:

Taylor 117
GeeTwo 115
EricH 110
GaryVoshol 86
Wayne Doenges 84
cgmv123 77
efoote868 66
M1KRONAUT 59
rsisk 51
dodar 50
MARS_James 46
DonRotolo 42
thatprogrammer 31
Kevin Leonard 24
Jim Wilks 24
Ichlieberoboter 20
Al Skierkiewicz 20
DohertyBilly 19
mastachyra 16
Sperkowsky 15
Matthew1998 10
orangemoore 10
MaGiC_PiKaChU 9
Poseidon1671 7
Jacob Bendicksen 6
白巨人 6
IndySam 4
The_ShamWOW88 4
bobjones227 3
EmileH 3
Vale 2
Nick Lawrence 2
nickyflash 2
Rman1923 2
dubiousSwain 2
Bob Potts 2
Ari423 2
AndyBare 2
nxtmonkeys 2

Onward!