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If a chicken-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, then how long will it take a peg-legged cricket to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?
D.J. Fluck
21-08-2002, 10:44
:confused: I am totally confused...
Erin Rapacki
21-08-2002, 10:44
I chose 42 because as all of you 'Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy' enthusiasts know... 42 is the answer to everything.
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MissInformation
21-08-2002, 12:46
I'll have you know that Mr. Dill Pickle's lawyers will be contacting your peg-legged cricket very soon concerning the emotional trauma he's experienced from this brutal assault and battery. Seedless pickles, indeed!
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Katie Reynolds
21-08-2002, 13:49
This is really stupid. :rolleyes:
- Katie
E. The Kidd
21-08-2002, 19:42
Originally posted by MBiddy
If a chicken-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, then how long will it take a peg-legged cricket to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?
Is this what all the people in MI think about all day?
Brandon Martus
21-08-2002, 21:10
Originally posted by team 713
Is this what all the people in MI think about all day?
As someone from MI, I'd have to say no.
mtaman02
21-08-2002, 21:30
i should hope not. it would be hard to squeeze daily surfing of CD for new FIRST info and think about peg legged chickens at the same time
Katie Reynolds
21-08-2002, 21:59
Originally posted by team 713
Is this what all the people in MI think about all day?
As someone formerly from MI, I would have to say "no" also...
- Katie
Mike Schroeder
21-08-2002, 22:58
Originally posted by MBiddy
If a chicken-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, then how long will it take a peg-legged cricket to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?
Hey another weird question: What are you on and where can I get some (jp)
hmmmm he think
(oh no the gears in his head start grinding, smoke detector starts going off, if i were homer the hamster wheel starts spinning)
On the grounds of incrimdation (sp?) I am making use of my fith amendment right
Erm...uhh...42 is the answer, now what was the question?
Stephanie
22-08-2002, 03:12
42 whats? days? weeks? minutes?
FotoPlasma
22-08-2002, 03:59
The earth is still working on figuring out the question that fits the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything.
Too bad the Vogon destructor fleet's going to blow us all up...
Someone, quick, go to Alpha Centauri and lodge a complaint!
Voyager is on its way....
Wetzel
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FotoPlasma
22-08-2002, 05:05
Originally posted by Wetzel
Voyager is on its way....
<Mr. Burns>Excellent...</Mr. Burns>
Erin Rapacki
22-08-2002, 08:54
Humans are the third most intelligent species on Earth, the dolphins are the second... and mice are the most intelligent. It is the mice who rule the world.
FotoPlasma
22-08-2002, 09:15
Originally posted by Erin Rapacki
Humans are the third most intelligent species on Earth, the dolphins are the second... and mice are the most intelligent. It is the mice who rule the world.
And it is they who created it so as do decipher The Question (tm)...
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You mean the revolver?
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Aaron Lussier
22-08-2002, 22:56
Originally posted by Erin Rapacki
Humans are the third most intelligent species on Earth, the dolphins are the second... and mice are the most intelligent. It is the mice who rule the world.
" There Pinky and the Brain, yes Pinky and the Brain one is a genius the others insane there labratory mice there genes have been spliced there pinky, yea pinky and the brain brain brain brain"
"Before each night is done there plan will be unfurled and by the donning of the sun they'll take over the world"
"there Pinky yes Pinky and the brain brain brain brain NARF
Why is his head so big? WHY IS HIS HEAD SO BIG??
Katie_269
24-08-2002, 15:56
All i have to say is huh?????
Katelyn
Everyone knows that the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, The Universe, and Everything is 42.
Well, everyone that read Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.
http://www.douglasadams.com/creations/hhgg.html
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, and Life, the Universe, and Everything are the good ones. I recommend So Long, and Thanks For All The Fish if you liked the first 3.
The other books aren't that great and I only recommend them for diehard hitchhiker fans.
The series is probabaly the funniest books I've ever read. You have to really have a brain to understand the jokes (they are also british-oriented), but the books also really make you think in a different way.
The answer to this question is not 42. I can tell you that.
Brandon Martus
25-08-2002, 10:03
Yeah.....its 47.
They made a typo when transposing the book from writing to print. The #7 looks an awful lot like the #2 when writing sloppy.
:D :D
Originally posted by evulish
Erm...uhh...42 is the answer, now what was the question?
bah... you should've read So Long, and Thanks For All The Fish.
They reveal the question in there, but they are not sure if it is correct or not, because Arthur was taken off the Earth 10 seconds before the computer simulation was complete (and it was blown up). I don't seem to remember what the question is... I read it about a year ago...
I don't mean to spoil anything... but God's final message was.... "Sorry for the inconvenience."
Collin Fultz
25-08-2002, 19:23
you guys really need first to get a new game out, huh?
Jeff Waegelin
25-08-2002, 21:04
This thread is getting pretty odd... I think that it's a little too random and topic-less even for the Chit-chat forum. Brandon, close please?
Rob Ribaudo
25-08-2002, 21:36
Better yet, first delete this thread then no one else will post in it. ;) Erase the non-sence so no one else can add on to it.
Well maybe the nonsense is good for all you over serious people.
If I got a quarter for every time someone called me Sir Flopsworth of Junkshire, I wouldn't have any money but at least the opportunity would be there.
FotoPlasma
30-08-2002, 23:41
Originally posted by MBiddy
Well maybe the nonsense is good for all you over serious people.
Yes and no, but mostly yes, and not really any no...
So...
Yes, I agree.
Mike Schroeder
31-08-2002, 04:05
wait whoa hold on a minute, I tried to read the hitchhiker guide..... and couldnt finish it to many big words. but if the answer is 42 what happens if the question is somthing like when was the War of 1812(we couldn't think of a better name) or what is the color of George Washington's white horse
I don't think its 42 or if your Brandon Martus 47
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FotoPlasma
01-09-2002, 02:16
Here is something you can't understand...
How I could just kill a man.
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