CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #604

[Billfred]

We'll see if anyone actually wants gold this week...

The scores after the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1533729&postcount=20):

GeeTwo 127
Taylor 121
EricH 115
GaryVoshol 90
Wayne Doenges 88
cgmv123 82
efoote868 73
M1KRONAUT 63
dodar 55
rsisk 53
MARS_James 46
DonRotolo 44
thatprogrammer 41
Kevin Leonard 24
Jim Wilks 24
Al Skierkiewicz 24
Ichlieberoboter 20
DohertyBilly 19
Sperkowsky 17
mastachyra 16
Matthew1998 12
orangemoore 10
MaGiC_PiKaChU 9
Poseidon1671 7
Jacob Bendicksen 6
白巨人 6
IndySam 4
The_ShamWOW88 4
TGurlik 4
bobjones227 3
EmileH 3
Vale 2
Nick Lawrence 2
nickyflash 2
Rman1923 2
dubiousSwain 2
Bob Potts 2
Ari423 2
AndyBare 2
nxtmonkeys 2
DSisk 2
Dibit1010 2

The rules (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1488484&postcount=1), for the newbies.

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/26685

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[EricH]

The "Keep Out" signs weren't because the rack was dangerous. They weren't to keep the programmers from nesting in there.

They were there because of the large Spiders inside.

[Sperkowsky]

Danger keep out of library. During the build season you don't have time to read.

[M1KRONAUT]

Danger: Gamma radiation. We're trying a new experiment. Our school doesn't have the money for an actual lab, so we're using the library instead. And unfortunately there are no physicists on the robotics team. But a wood cage is sufficient protection against gamma rays, right?

(A note from the survivors): In a tragic incident, the our school lost its entire robotics team. If only they had utilized this room for its actual purpose.

[Taylor]

"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Banana."
"Banana who?"
"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Banana."
"Banana who?"
"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Banana."
"Banana who?"
"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Banana."
"Banana who?"
"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Banana."
"Banana who?"
"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Banana."
"Banana who?"
"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Banana."
"Banana who?"
"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Banana."
"Banana who?"
"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Banana."
"Banana who?"
"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Orange."
"Orange who?"
"Orange you glad we don't have to build that stupid thing again?"

[efoote868]

One day the rack appeared, but the librarians weren't concerned. 2 years ago several giant tetrahedrons had occupied the area.
The librarians became concerned when they noticed that every morning the rack would move and rotate just a little bit, slowly making its way from one side of the library to the other.

And then as suddenly as the rack appeared, it vanished.

[GeeTwo]

The rotating bookshelf was condemned by the safety officer, but not before it inspired a member of the GDC.

[Wayne Doenges]

Now I've seen everything. They build a carousel for birds

[GaryVoshol]

OK, we finally finished building this thing. Now where's the tubes? Anyone seen the tubes? How can we practice with the robot without tubes?

[DonRotolo]

Having suffered as a small team for many years, they finally installed a Freshman trap as a recruiting tool. Just like Roger Rabbit being unable to resist 'shave-and-a-haircut', the Keep Out sign was like a flame to a moth.

[TGurlik]

"Why is this thing in the library?"
"I thought maybe we can use it for some shooting practice."
"In the library?!"
"Yeah. I mean, we did put a 'Keep Out' sign on it. It'll be fine."

[thatprogrammer]

At least we only have to deal with book worms instead of termites...

[dubiousSwain]

Introducing our new freshman cat tower!

[cgmv123]

They wanted to decorate it with LEDs, but that would have gotten in the way of the whole 'no one will notice it' theory that allowed them to leave it there in the first place.

[Billfred]

It's still Monday (in Texas)!

First place goes to:

Having suffered as a small team for many years, they finally installed a Freshman trap as a recruiting tool. Just like Roger Rabbit being unable to resist 'shave-and-a-haircut', the Keep Out sign was like a flame to a moth.

Second place goes to:

At least we only have to deal with book worms instead of termites...


And the burn award goes to:

"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Banana."
"Banana who?"
"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Banana."
"Banana who?"
"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Banana."
"Banana who?"
"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Banana."
"Banana who?"
"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Banana."
"Banana who?"
"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Banana."
"Banana who?"
"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Banana."
"Banana who?"
"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Banana."
"Banana who?"
"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Banana."
"Banana who?"
"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Orange."
"Orange who?"
"Orange you glad we don't have to build that stupid thing again?"

Which means the scores are:

GeeTwo 129
Taylor 124
EricH 117
GaryVoshol 92
Wayne Doenges 90
cgmv123 82
efoote868 75
M1KRONAUT 65
dodar 55
DonRotolo 54
rsisk 53
MARS_James 46
thatprogrammer 46
Kevin Leonard 24
Jim Wilks 24
Al Skierkiewicz 24
Ichlieberoboter 20
DohertyBilly 19
Sperkowsky 19
mastachyra 16
Matthew1998 12
orangemoore 10
MaGiC_PiKaChU 9
Poseidon1671 7
Jacob Bendicksen 6
白巨人 6
TGurlik 6
IndySam 4
dubiousSwain 4
The_ShamWOW88 4
bobjones227 3
EmileH 3
Vale 2
Nick Lawrence 2
nickyflash 2
Rman1923 2
Bob Potts 2
Ari423 2
AndyBare 2
nxtmonkeys 2
DSisk 2
Dibit1010 2

Onward!