CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #605

[Billfred]

Made it!

The scores after the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1537408&postcount=15):

GeeTwo 129
Taylor 124
EricH 117
GaryVoshol 92
Wayne Doenges 90
cgmv123 82
efoote868 75
M1KRONAUT 65
dodar 55
DonRotolo 54
rsisk 53
MARS_James 46
thatprogrammer 46
Kevin Leonard 24
Jim Wilks 24
Al Skierkiewicz 24
Ichlieberoboter 20
DohertyBilly 19
Sperkowsky 19
mastachyra 16
Matthew1998 12
orangemoore 10
MaGiC_PiKaChU 9
Poseidon1671 7
Jacob Bendicksen 6
白巨人 6
TGurlik 6
IndySam 4
dubiousSwain 4
The_ShamWOW88 4
bobjones227 3
EmileH 3
Vale 2
Nick Lawrence 2
nickyflash 2
Rman1923 2
Bob Potts 2
Ari423 2
AndyBare 2
nxtmonkeys 2
DSisk 2
Dibit1010 2

The rules, (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showthread.php?t=143012) for the newbies.

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/42714

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[EricH]

"Does this robot part make me look normal?"

[GaryVoshol]

Despite the number being posted on the wall multiple times, this team member had difficulty remembering his team number. So they made him a reminder to carry around.

[Taylor]

"Hey guys I milled the team number into our chassis so everybody will know who we are!"

"Isn't that where the bumpers go?"

"..."

[Sperkowsky]

He was ecstatic about having the team number in the chassis until the next day when the Freshman finished the bumpers.

[GeeTwo]

CardinalBotics draws inspiration from the western span of the Bay Bridge.https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2d/Bay_Bridge_reflections_at_night.gif

[Wayne Doenges]

Student: "Hey Chak, those are some sweet looking robot sides"
Chak: "No, these are my new speed skating blades. The robot sides are over there."
Student looks and sees a couple of pieces of wood.

[thatprogrammer]

The team was devestated when they discovered their ice skates where illegal to use for lunacy.

[TGurlik]

"Hey guys, I finished the new sign with our team number on it!"
"...We already have 5 of those."
"Really? Where?"
"On the door."
"Oh. But it took forever to design this and cut it out with the water jet..."
"Who gave you permission to use the water jet to cut out something we have an abundance of already?"
"You did."
"..."

[efoote868]

4159, that's a nice frame you've got there. It'd be a shame if someone were to... drop it.
That's right, I want you to make me a robot. Wait, why are you putting 4159 on it!? Don't you know my name! What do you mean you don't care about this one? This was only revision one? It's scrap really? You guys are just too difficult to blackmail.

[cgmv123]

Lead mentor: Oh, no. It's machined backwards.

Team captain: This part cost $500 and took two weeks to get from the supplier. What are we going to do?

Freshman: Just flip it over.

Mentor and captain: :o

[DonRotolo]

[NPOE]Hey, it's still SundayMonday! Thanks for holding off so I could get an entry in, coming off last week's unexpected victory...[/NPOE

This Prisoner ID (PID) thing has simply gone too far...

[M1KRONAUT]

Wonder what part of the drivetrain this is? It's one of the two skis. That's right. We waterjetted some of the parts of our water jet robot. And now FRC 2016 is a water game.

[JacobD]

I used chopsticks as a ruler...

[Billfred]

Finally!

First place goes to:

4159, that's a nice frame you've got there. It'd be a shame if someone were to... drop it.
That's right, I want you to make me a robot. Wait, why are you putting 4159 on it!? Don't you know my name! What do you mean you don't care about this one? This was only revision one? It's scrap really? You guys are just too difficult to blackmail.

Second place goes to:

Wonder what part of the drivetrain this is? It's one of the two skis. That's right. We waterjetted some of the parts of our water jet robot. And now FRC 2016 is a water game.


And the burn award goes to:

Lead mentor: Oh, no. It's machined backwards.

Team captain: This part cost $500 and took two weeks to get from the supplier. What are we going to do?

Freshman: Just flip it over.

Mentor and captain: :o

Which means the scores are:

GeeTwo 131
Taylor 126
EricH 119
GaryVoshol 94
Wayne Doenges 92
cgmv123 87
efoote868 85
M1KRONAUT 70
DonRotolo 56
dodar 55
rsisk 53
thatprogrammer 48
MARS_James 46
Kevin Leonard 24
Jim Wilks 24
Al Skierkiewicz 24
Sperkowsky 21
Ichlieberoboter 20
DohertyBilly 19
mastachyra 16
Matthew1998 12
orangemoore 10
MaGiC_PiKaChU 9
TGurlik 8
Poseidon1671 7
Jacob Bendicksen 6
白巨人 6
IndySam 4
dubiousSwain 4
The_ShamWOW88 4
bobjones227 3
EmileH 3
Vale 2
Nick Lawrence 2
nickyflash 2
Rman1923 2
Bob Potts 2
Ari423 2
AndyBare 2
nxtmonkeys 2
DSisk 2
Dibit1010 2
JacobD 2

Onward!