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Greg Perkins
12-09-2002, 21:40
i dont even know why i am posting this thread... o yea i am bored!!!
lets start a word game:
i will start with a sentence, and evrybody adds a sentence to make a whacko story!!!, ok here goes:
The fire burned on, cold and damp, colder and damper than i have ever felt before...
now u finish:
Badjokeguy
Jeff Rodriguez
12-09-2002, 22:16
..., before i had felt the cold dampness of a very cold damp place, even colder and damper than...
Stephanie
12-09-2002, 22:51
...the wet sand from the beach caked on your skin, after sunset, after a day of...
Brandon Martus
13-09-2002, 00:33
... eating peanut butter and pickle sandwiches.
Greg Ross
13-09-2002, 01:04
(Mmmm peanut butter and SWEET pickle!:) )
Jeff Rodriguez
13-09-2002, 11:45
...Overall it was going well. I had just finished...
FIRSTnut_000
13-09-2002, 15:36
...tinkering with the control system of my robot when...
bjammin64
13-09-2002, 19:47
.....and then a dozen flesh-eating weasels came out of nowhere and...
Clark Gilbert
13-09-2002, 20:19
...got ran over by the hummer driving rodent extinguisher.
Jeff Rodriguez
13-09-2002, 22:28
Phew, that was close. I was kinda shaken from the experience so i called....
... the Ghostbusters! But then I thought to myself and said, "...
Brandon Martus
13-09-2002, 23:06
"... how much wood could a wood-chuck chuck?"
Clark Gilbert
13-09-2002, 23:34
...then it dawns on me that it doesnt matter, since we are in the middle of a hot desert looking for the rare zimbedi cactus....
FIRSTnut_000
14-09-2002, 16:02
...which eats robots. But we brought our robot with us because...
Stephanie
14-09-2002, 18:09
...we were hoping to use it as bait. however...
if we don't react in time and capture the cactus, our robot will be toast and then we'll have to...
FIRSTnut_000
14-09-2002, 18:26
...build another one, which would take a lot of time and...
Stephanie
14-09-2002, 18:28
we'd run the risk of missing an off season compeitition (hah, like we have any money to compete anyway...). so we had to create...
Jeff Rodriguez
14-09-2002, 21:52
a robot substitute to attract the cacti
Ryan Dognaux
14-09-2002, 22:42
which was made entirely from duck tape....
Greg Perkins
14-09-2002, 22:54
but all of a sudden there shined a shiny demon in the middle of the road , and he said...
Badjokeguy
Jeff Rodriguez
14-09-2002, 22:55
play the greatest song in the world
Brandon Martus
14-09-2002, 23:40
So we started singing... 'This is not-- the greatest song in the world. This is just a tribute.' This angered him, and he...
Jeff Rodriguez
15-09-2002, 00:25
ate our souls
So now we are forced wandering this desert forever and
FIRSTnut_000
15-09-2002, 16:30
...hitting ourselves in the head saying "D'oh!" every time.
Jeff Waegelin
15-09-2002, 20:26
Then we realize, "haven't we used this idea before?", and keep on hitting...
Tyler Olds
15-09-2002, 21:19
......hitting ourselves, but then as all hope ran out, we ran straight into ............
FIRSTnut_000
15-09-2002, 21:22
...an all-you-can-eat breakfast buffet. We decided to have the...
...buffet table for breakfast instead of the food on it...
Jeff Rodriguez
15-09-2002, 22:40
..and we got major indigestion, so we had to find a witch doctor, but the nearest one is in...
...the bathroom right now so I went outside and induced vomiting and I got some on my shoes and they were all wet and smelly so I went to the Monster Sale & Save strip mall down the road but there were no stores there that sold shoes so I beat up some kid and stole his shoes but I forgot to look at his feet first and the shoes were 6 sizes too small for my feet so I threw them in the fountain and went down the street to Jack's Jolly Shoe Store where I took some shoes out of the box and replaced them with my current wet and smelly shoes and left Jack's and I went back to where I was to meet whoever I was with but I forgot where that was and who that was because of the drugs...
Tyler Olds
15-09-2002, 23:32
....drugs were not really drugs at all, but it was that weird salsa that I ate back at the buffet that consisted of.......
Greg Perkins
16-09-2002, 09:34
... A rotten tomato, and two slices of badly burnt toast, and complimented with a slight hint fof sulfur...
Badjokeguy
Jeff Rodriguez
16-09-2002, 10:39
...But @#$!$@#$!$@#$!$@#$!$ was that salsa good. It seemed like the right thing to do at the time, but..
Joe Matt
16-09-2002, 11:20
,but then the Blue Man Group walked in and everone ate Twinkies Light.
Greg Perkins
16-09-2002, 12:47
...but after, they regurgatated milli vanilli, thus causing the universe to implode killing all the little tiny mice...
Badjokeguy
named Mickey, and Walt Disney World went bankrupt and everyone cried execpt for of course the people who don't like Disney. Oh yeah, and the FIRST nationals was cancelled because nobody else wanted all them stupid kids running around so all the nuts commited suicide. Poor nuts :(
Trashed20
16-09-2002, 15:04
.. But then, Planters collected all of the nuts and made a billion or two dollars and reopened WDW with MR. Peanut as the main attraction. Nationals was back on but then....
FIRSTnut_000
16-09-2002, 17:25
...the FIRST nut reemerged! He declared himself god of all nuts and...
then was decapitated by the revolting nuts that wanted his tyrany to end so...
Joe Matt
16-09-2002, 19:37
...so Jeff Probst could lead them all in a tribal councel to....
Trashed20
16-09-2002, 19:45
..be eaten by 50 foot tall tap dancing squirrels who also...
Harrison
16-09-2002, 20:28
...also enjoy eating bean burrito's by the camp fire late at night...
... while the other squirrels are trying to roast marshmellows. Then due to the burritos methane is released into the air and the burrito squirels now have roasted friends instead of marshmellows. So...
Joe Matt
16-09-2002, 22:33
...so then JosephM almost gets bused in Mr. Golo's English 10 classe for laughing out loud about this thread, but then...
Jeff Rodriguez
16-09-2002, 23:04
Mr golo looks at the thread and makes his own section up
Elgin Clock
17-09-2002, 01:14
:o ....So Mr Golo re-reads the whole story to better familarize himself with all the characters, and then he started babbling....
Matt Attallah
17-09-2002, 10:29
...than stops babbling, looks at Joseph and just shakes his head and says...
Elgin Clock
17-09-2002, 12:03
.......Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it's off to work I go. Doot Doot do do doot dot do do, Hi Ho Hi Ho Hi Ho......
Tyler Olds
17-09-2002, 21:56
.... all of a sudden.......
Joe Matt
17-09-2002, 22:35
...the kid known as Team93FIRST jumps out of the wall and into...
...the open plateau, and all was good again, for on the horizion was a giant bag of peanut butter M&Ms dancing with a pickle on top of a 400 foot wide plate of delicious riblets...
Elgin Clock
18-09-2002, 12:06
..and there were Krispy Kreme doughnuts there too, but they were just backup dancers. Then the real star of the show came into the spotlight and that was the world famous.....
FIRSTnut_000
18-09-2002, 15:43
...Chocalate Donut! He started singing...
Greg Perkins
18-09-2002, 15:54
... A dounut??, A chocolate dounut, they do push ups while you eat it!!!!...
badjokeguy
Elgin Clock
27-06-2003, 17:58
So... I think this thread might be dead, but just in case it's not then...
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