CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #608

[Billfred]

Happy Week 1, all you late bloomers! ;)

The scores after the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1549339&postcount=17):

GeeTwo 138
EricH 131
Taylor 130
GaryVoshol 98
Wayne Doenges 97
cgmv123 91
efoote868 89
M1KRONAUT 72
DonRotolo 66
dodar 60
rsisk 53
thatprogrammer 48
MARS_James 46
Al Skierkiewicz 26
Kevin Leonard 24
Jim Wilks 24
Sperkowsky 21
Ichlieberoboter 20
DohertyBilly 19
mastachyra 16
Matthew1998 12
orangemoore 10
TGurlik 10
MaGiC_PiKaChU 9
Poseidon1671 7
Jacob Bendicksen 6
白巨人 6
gixxy 5
IndySam 4
dubiousSwain 4
The_ShamWOW88 4
bobjones227 3
EmileH 3
Vale 2
Nick Lawrence 2
nickyflash 2
Rman1923 2
Bob Potts 2
Ari423 2
AndyBare 2
nxtmonkeys 2
DSisk 2
Dibit1010 2
JacobD 2
George1902 2

The rules (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1488484&postcount=1), for the newbies.

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/42701

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[EricH]

Hey, look what we just cap--

$#!#. We're the GREEN Alliance! WHO LET THE RED ALLIANCE IN HERE?!?!?

[GeeTwo]

A.a.a.nd you've won, A BRAND NEW TOWER!

Here it is, an FRC model 2016 Stronghold Tower. Over eight feet tall, featuring five goals, three rungs, custom lighting, and three-on-the-batter, the Stronghold Tower is not your father's FRC goal!

[dodar]

Everyone, take a look at our new robot with all translucent aluminum.

[GaryVoshol]

Explaining why the Stronghold vision targets are so much better than Triple Play and Aim High.

[Taylor]

Ladies and gentlemen, we now present to you the only field element to survive the Palmetto Regional!

[Sperkowsky]

I am ready drop it down. The field has to get taken apart and sent around the world sooner or later.

[Hitchhiker 42]

"Bet you can't pull yourself up on the rung faster than my robot!"

[efoote868]

It's amazing that they were able to photoshop themselves into a frame with a field element like that. Now for a little constructive criticism, don't forget your arm next time.

[Wayne Doenges]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3dZl3yfGpc&feature=player_embedded

[DonRotolo]

Presenting the next phase of Obamacare: The Blue Cross Blue Shield Tower of Power!
Enter and be healed.
(If only it worked...):rolleyes:

[gixxy]

Have fun storming the Stronghold!

[cgmv123]

You can get the Stronghold Castle for only 10 easy payments of $2016! We'll even throw in a free Cheval de Frise!

But wait, call within the next 10 minutes and we'll double the offer! That's two Castles and two Cheval de Frise's for only 10 easy payments of $2016! Call 1-800-871-8326! Operators are standing by!

[JoshWilson]

And not only will we infuriate teams with having to figure out how to do all these defenses and launch balls, but they also have to try and figure out how climb this tower!

[Billfred]

Hah, it's still Monday!

First place goes to:

Ladies and gentlemen, we now present to you the only field element to survive the Palmetto Regional!


Second place goes to:

Explaining why the Stronghold vision targets are so much better than Triple Play and Aim High.


And the burn award goes to...

Hey, look what we just cap--

$#!#. We're the GREEN Alliance! WHO LET THE RED ALLIANCE IN HERE?!?!?

Which means the scores are:

Taylor 140
GeeTwo 140
EricH 134
GaryVoshol 103
Wayne Doenges 99
cgmv123 93
efoote868 91
M1KRONAUT 72
DonRotolo 68
dodar 62
rsisk 53
thatprogrammer 48
MARS_James 46
Al Skierkiewicz 26
Kevin Leonard 24
Jim Wilks 24
Sperkowsky 23
Ichlieberoboter 20
DohertyBilly 19
mastachyra 16
Matthew1998 12
orangemoore 10
TGurlik 10
MaGiC_PiKaChU 9
Poseidon1671 7
gixxy 7
Jacob Bendicksen 6
白巨人 6
IndySam 4
dubiousSwain 4
The_ShamWOW88 4
bobjones227 3
EmileH 3
Vale 2
Nick Lawrence 2
nickyflash 2
Rman1923 2
Bob Potts 2
Ari423 2
AndyBare 2
nxtmonkeys 2
DSisk 2
Dibit1010 2
JacobD 2
George1902 2
JoshWilson 2
Hitchhiker 42 2

Onward!