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Hailfire
05-10-2002, 22:16
Joke: The Blonde is still reading the telegram
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. The brunette takes their last $600 dollars out west to another ranch where a man has a prize bull for sale.
Upon leaving, she tells her sister,''When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to meet me with the trailer hitched to the back of the pick-up truck so we can haul it home.''
The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she does want to buy it. The man tells her that he can sell it for $599, no less.
After paying him, she walks to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office, and says, ''I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pick-up truck and drive out here so we can haul it home.''
The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, ''It's just 99 cents a word.''
Well, with only $1 left after paying for the bull, the brunette realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word. After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, ''I want you to send her the word, 'comfortable.'''
The telegraph operator shakes his head. ''How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pick-up truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her the word, 'comfortable'?"
The brunette explains, ''My sister's blonde. She'll read it slow.''
Hailfire
05-10-2002, 22:30
If you don't get it, comfortable = come for the bull. Get it?
sanddrag
05-10-2002, 23:03
That's even good enough to be worth printing out. Thanks for the laughs.:D
D.J. Fluck
05-10-2002, 23:16
Brilliant! :D
purplehaze357
05-10-2002, 23:51
<--- impressed....abosolutely astonishing
FotoPlasma
05-10-2002, 23:53
*cricket cricket*
next?
Hailfire
06-10-2002, 10:09
Actually, I just found these jokes on the Comedy Central website. Lately it hasn't been working, Unfortunately.
Yan Wang
06-10-2002, 14:47
lol! Yeah, slow people wouldn't get that right off the bat.
When you hold a Unix shell to your ear, do you hear the C?
Hailfire
06-10-2002, 14:49
Not all of the time.
FotoPlasma
06-10-2002, 14:56
Originally posted by monsieurcoffee
When you hold a Unix shell to your ear, do you hear the C?
Only if it's csh or tcsh... You wouldn't hear the C if it were a korn shell, would you?
Hailfire
06-10-2002, 14:58
Wait, are you saying that c = sea? :confused: Or are you talking about something else?
FotoPlasma
06-10-2002, 15:02
Originally posted by Hailfire
Wait, are you saying that c = sea? :confused: Or are you talking about something else?
http://cbbrowne.com/info/unixshells.html
and
http://cm.bell-labs.com/cm/cs/cbook/
Hailfire
06-10-2002, 15:08
Oh, ok, nevermind.
Clark Gilbert
06-10-2002, 15:49
I had a blond read it and she didnt figure it out! :D
Why don't vultures take suitcases on airplanes?
Because they only bring carrion!
mtaman02
06-10-2002, 20:47
i think thats pretty funny
FotoPlasma
07-10-2002, 00:47
Originally posted by MBiddy
Why don't vultures take suitcases on airplanes?
Because they only bring carrion!
Wouldn't it make more sense to ask, "Why do vultures never check their luggage on airplanes?"
Amy Beth
07-10-2002, 19:24
isn't there some sort of rule about posting jokes on message boards? Can we make one please?
Quick, send this petition to 20 people in your address book and have them sign it. If you do not forward this you will be struck with a rare and deadly illness. For every person you send this to, Microsoft will give you $5.
sorry.
Originally posted by AmyBeth330
For every person you send this to, Microsoft will give you $5.
sorry.
After which you will be bound by Licensing 6.0 to upgrade your $5 dollar bill every 3 years, meaning in 3 years you will need to pay for a brand new, crisp $10 bill and $20 after that. Oh, and all bills will remain property of MS, you are only "leasing" them for a short period of time--so make sure they don't get crumpled!
FotoPlasma
07-10-2002, 19:47
Originally posted by AmyBeth330
If you do not forward this you will be struck with a rare and deadly illness.
My wishes! They've come true!
Hailfire
08-10-2002, 16:05
Originally posted by Clark Gilbert
I had a blond read it and she didnt figure it out! :D
Now that's funny!!! :D (No offense to any others)
hixofthehood
08-10-2002, 19:15
I love this joke because it made me feel stupid when I too had to read it slowly and decipher the joke. Then I finally got it. Good stuff.
Joe Matt
08-10-2002, 19:56
Got these of another site:
Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and a dumb blond are on a bridge. Which one jumps off?
The dumb blonde because the first two don't exist.
There are a blonde, brunette, and a red head wearing Santa suits. Which one is the blonde?
The one holding an Easter basket.
How did the blonde burn her ear?
The phone rang while she was ironing.
How do you know a blonde was using a computer?
There's white out on the screen.
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
To see what was on the other side.
How do you confuse a blonde?
Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.
Hailfire
19-10-2002, 16:12
Originally posted by JosephM
Got these of another site:
Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and a dumb blond are on a bridge. Which one jumps off?
The dumb blonde because the first two don't exist.
There are a blonde, brunette, and a red head wearing Santa suits. Which one is the blonde?
The one holding an Easter basket.
How did the blonde burn her ear?
The phone rang while she was ironing.
How do you know a blonde was using a computer?
There's white out on the screen.
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
To see what was on the other side.
How do you confuse a blonde?
Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.
Where'd you get these from? They're really good.
Katie Reynolds
19-10-2002, 17:14
Originally posted by JosephM
How do you confuse a blonde?
Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.
C'mon Joe - even a dumb blonde like me can tell you that it's not that hard to alphabetize a bag of M&M's! :rolleyes:
M ... M ... M ... W ... W ... W ...
- Katie ;)
Mike Schroeder
19-10-2002, 17:35
whats going on i am confused
M&M's where i want some
A blonde get pulled over while driving and she askes the police officer why he pulled her over...
The officer replied "you were swerving all over the road"
The blonde whined "everywhere i turned there was a tree right in front of my car"
The officer looks around and sees no trees then he notices something in the car and says to the blond "ma'am there are no trees around here... the tree you're seeing is your pine tree airfreashener"
Joe Matt
19-10-2002, 22:38
Originally posted by Hailfire
Where'd you get these from? They're really good.
http://www.gamers-forums.com/vb/index.php?s=
NOTE: Not all posts on this board are believd by Chiefdelphi, Team 384, Joseph M, or anyone else.
Originally posted by Katie Reynolds
C'mon Joe - even a dumb blonde like me can tell you that it's not that hard to alphabetize a bag of M&M's! :rolleyes:
M ... M ... M ... W ... W ... W ...
- Katie ;)
Now that's funny.... :D
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