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D.J. Fluck
24-04-2003, 15:50
D.J. showed up and defeated Bill Gates by crushing his head with an anvil
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I think Gates is on to me...
Carolyn Duncan
24-04-2003, 15:52
Just like the road runner used to do to...
mgreenley
24-04-2003, 16:00
...and realized that when he said "beep, beep" he could...
118 Tech
24-04-2003, 17:20
...cause people to riot and loot in the streets of Lubbock, Texas because Lubbock is the center of...
Jeff Waegelin
24-04-2003, 17:35
all chaos in the universe, so long as you exclude...
...Salt Lake City with their...
Amanda Morrison
24-04-2003, 19:06
...stupid lakes with salt in them, which serves no other purpose but to...
...be salty, therefore allowing the utahians to make...
Melissa H.
25-04-2003, 09:46
...unearthly amounts of salted potato chips, using potatoes from neighboring Idaho that...
Redhead Jokes
25-04-2003, 13:24
thinks that Peter Jennings is just a common tater who...
Amanda Morrison
26-04-2003, 11:22
...taught Dan Quayle how to spell 'potatoe', which we all know made him...
Redhead Jokes
26-04-2003, 11:24
an ora-tater who loved to talk about...
Spammy Badame
26-04-2003, 12:44
...the good old times when he used to play DDR with his friends and...
Aaron Lussier
26-04-2003, 16:18
go around looking in to store windows at...
Redhead Jokes
26-04-2003, 20:16
Mall of America where he was banned from going inside the stores because...
Clark Gilbert
26-04-2003, 20:25
he mysteriously got mixed in a crowd of protestors that held signs saying "Down with the Mall of America".......
alphagrl2
26-04-2003, 22:42
which reminded him of the Simon and Garfunkel song "Sounds of Silence," but wait...
Matt Attallah
26-04-2003, 23:02
Woodie poked his head around and spoke to Mall of America's security and said...
Carolyn Duncan
27-04-2003, 16:23
I've seen a better crowd at the FIRST Championships. Which prompted security to...
Amanda Morrison
27-04-2003, 16:31
...start getting in Woodie's face, so Woodie blew his special whistle and a giant group of...
Melissa H.
27-04-2003, 17:15
...Segways came to his rescue, but little did he know that security had...
anticipated this move and built small ramps into the floor designed to topple the Segways, but since everyone knows...
118 Tech
28-04-2003, 14:47
....when the CG goes outside the Footprint of an object, over it goes. Dean Kamen heard of what happened and thought "I can avoid this happening by......
Amanda Morrison
28-04-2003, 16:28
... going to prom with Amanda Morrison, who came to Woodie's rescue by...
Kiwi_queen
28-04-2003, 19:10
...seducing the guard away from Woodie while he...
Amanda Morrison
29-04-2003, 10:04
...ran from the cops, his arms filled with...
Kiwi_queen
29-04-2003, 10:49
silly putty and extra robot parts which he intended to use to.....
Devin L.
29-04-2003, 18:51
...make a segway with a voice feature which gave 2 hour speeches so that he could...
Kiwi_queen
30-04-2003, 15:12
..put all the guards to sleep and...
study them and make prototypes to maximize mobility and speed in robots with legs as opposed to wheels.
Aaron Lussier
03-05-2003, 00:07
but because sleeping guards has nothing to so with walking robots he had to scrap that plan to continue with his other plan which was to....
Kiwi_queen
05-05-2003, 15:25
...slime all the people who were being bad....
Jeff Waegelin
05-05-2003, 15:26
and make his way to Dean's house, where he...
Amanda Morrison
05-05-2003, 15:50
...quickly set everything down to make a sandwich, because he was hungry, but then proceeded to quickly...
Da SPAMinatress
05-05-2003, 16:15
...pull on his swimming trunk so he could take a quick dip in the olympic sized....
...tub of motor oil that the giant segways had made when...
they ran over an elephant-sized...
Kiwi_queen
06-05-2003, 10:28
....peanut butter and jelly sandwich, which had been laid out by Dean Kamen in order to.....
mgreenley
06-05-2003, 18:31
...soak up all of the water from the first ever water comptition that was incidentally a fluke due to...
Aaron Lussier
06-05-2003, 19:42
the fact that Dave Lavery had eaten waaaaayyyy to many Krispie Kreams (Sp?) and had to think of a game at the last moment, so he appointed...
Kiwi_queen
07-05-2003, 10:48
.."Big Mike" to eat all the pb&J motor oil and....
Coco the Monkey
07-05-2003, 13:07
...then shout 'PURPLE MONKEY DISHWASHER!!!' so that the monkeys wouldnt...
D.J. Fluck
07-05-2003, 14:03
go to California and beat up a bunch of ducks.
Matt Attallah
07-05-2003, 15:08
But that word had an effect on the ducks too. It made them...
Redhead Jokes
07-05-2003, 15:20
turn purple and exclaim, "You people are a bunch of quackers!"
D. Gregory
07-05-2003, 18:42
Which was misinterpreted as Quakers and led to the massive Quaker uprising of 2003 that was supressed by...
mgreenley
07-05-2003, 19:21
...sending all of the persons involved to country 01, but...
(Think country 01, think Matrix)
computhief263
07-05-2003, 23:12
..only to find out the ducky had crashed the the matrix due to a faulty...
D. Gregory
07-05-2003, 23:15
Canada FIRST circuit board which was made by....
Amanda Morrison
09-05-2003, 00:17
...Americans, who put the Canadian name on the circuit board to fool...
Blacknight
09-05-2003, 08:02
...Dean Kamen who blamed the problem on...
Kiwi_queen
09-05-2003, 10:49
...his magic 8-ball which told him everything including how to....
Regulate the currency of his island so it was 3.14159... Which incitentally was the pass-code for...
his suitcase, unlike the suitcase of...
Amanda Morrison
11-05-2003, 14:32
...Dave Lavery, who coded his luggage locks so they read 'Krispy' when unlocked, but Dean thought this was...
Kiwi_queen
12-05-2003, 10:54
...too hunger-inducing. and every time that he thought about it he became hungry for....
chicken-feet. He could never figure out why Krispy made him hungry for chicken feet, so this only infuriated him further. Eventually he...
Redhead Jokes
12-05-2003, 13:31
stormed the chicken factory to steal away boxes of chicken feet to assuage his urgings only to become face to face with...
Coco the Monkey
13-05-2003, 12:41
...a GIANT green chicken. Which angrily told Dean to...
Not comsume the team mascot of the thunderchickens, but when he tried the Technoticks he found...
Amanda Morrison
13-05-2003, 21:37
..that the blood-sucking made him lightheaded. So instead, Dave Lavery turned to...
right, looked up and saw that the gaint fleet of segways had been following him all along to...
43 minutes...
no, no, wait
42 minutes...
Amanda Morrison
19-05-2003, 18:45
...Krispy Kreme, where he promptly decided to...
computhief263
19-05-2003, 19:34
.... buy a llama from the mysterious person standing in the corner wearing an RCU headband...
Josh Hambright
20-05-2003, 09:52
... But the RCU headband was not a normal RCU headband....
Breanne M
20-05-2003, 14:14
it was a magical RCU headband that when worn could....
computhief263
20-05-2003, 20:53
...could create an EMP/invisibility field, which could be used to eliminate all resistance to....
...those darn re-occuring giant segways that until now you couldn't evade, but you realize it attracts...
Amanda Morrison
25-05-2003, 12:06
...Dean, which pleases you greatly, but also causes problems if...
Josh Hambright
25-05-2003, 12:26
...He gives you another homework assignment, followed by a huge....
mgreenley
27-05-2003, 16:23
...nightmarish competition where your teams batteries only charge to 9v, and small parts...
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