View Full Version : Finish the Sentence II
Jeff Waegelin
12-10-2002, 22:59
I told you it was coming back.... it's "Finish the sentence", part II! You know how the rules go... continue the sentence from the person in front of you, and we'll see how the story goes!
Here it comes:
Yesterday, I was in the park, and...
mtaman02
12-10-2002, 23:12
i thought of a new robot design when i realized.....
Joe Matt
12-10-2002, 23:25
we should lock this thread and all go and get a Mac.
The End
Joe Matt
12-10-2002, 23:26
Man, Krass, you posted right before me. Oh well.
D.J. Fluck
13-10-2002, 01:06
D.J. waits for this thread to be closed, but not before he tosses a mac'n'trash off of a roof.
sanddrag
13-10-2002, 01:15
Meanwhile back at the electronics store....
Brandon Martus
13-10-2002, 01:52
I bought electronics.
Jeff Waegelin
13-10-2002, 10:42
I was there to buy...
Clark Gilbert
13-10-2002, 13:06
But not any type of BIRDs. These were the latest and greatest Big Irresistible Radar Detectors, the coolest thing on the electronics market.
Katie Reynolds
13-10-2002, 14:51
You see, the reason I needed these BIRDS was because my mother asked me to ...
stop getting caught going to fast on the highways by the police. so...
sanddrag
13-10-2002, 15:09
I went faster than the speed of light. That way, they would still see me speeding but I would be ahead of the image of my car so they could never catch me.
Jeff Rodriguez
13-10-2002, 20:20
and, since i was going the speed of light i didn't age, which means i could...
actually have time to test a robot in the six weeks before shipping, but...
My car broke down so I could no longer go the speed of light.
Jeff Waegelin
13-10-2002, 21:29
I was really bummed, so I decided to...
Katie Reynolds
13-10-2002, 21:38
visit the Krispy Kreme King!
FotoPlasma
13-10-2002, 21:43
but my feet stuck to the floor, as I passed over the threshold...
Gary Cooper
14-10-2002, 13:01
So I slip out of my shoes and***
sanddrag
14-10-2002, 18:54
and settled down for a nap but I just couldn't fall asleep because I knew I was the only one on my team who could get us to Pheonix. This is when I suddenly realized I must take action and
Ragin_Kage
14-10-2002, 21:50
buy everyone segways to ride to phoenix
Amy Beth
15-10-2002, 13:40
On the way, i saw a sign. It said....
South of the Border 20 miles ahead. So I immediately knew I was going the wrong direction so I
Katie Reynolds
15-10-2002, 13:55
Kept going. Obviously, since the world is round, eventually I would get to where I wanted to go. Almost immediately after I thought that ...
chellyzee93
15-10-2002, 15:06
I would probably meet up with aliens along the way so i decided that I should buy some cookies to offer them when I did. I went off t ofind some cookies when...
Jeff Waegelin
15-10-2002, 20:08
the aliens showed up, and there I was, without my cookies. I quickly decided to...
Melissa H.
13-11-2002, 17:27
...give them something else like...
Katie Reynolds
13-11-2002, 17:38
an EDUrobotics kit! Everyone knows that, like FIRSTers, aliens love ...
OneAngryDaisy
13-11-2002, 17:40
Drinking mountain dew until there's no more left, which causes....
random acts of terrorizem...
Jeff Waegelin
13-11-2002, 20:24
by the aliens, who like to...
Clark Gilbert
13-11-2002, 20:35
ride segways and chase screaming monkeys....
down the streets of Manchvegas...
where they can park their UFOs on casinos. The segways needed a re-charge, so...
Brandon Martus
13-11-2002, 22:48
..they turned on the stirling engine recharge feature...
Jeff Waegelin
14-11-2002, 09:08
and sat around and drank coffee while they...
listened to the sounds of iced tea being stirred because...
the lady at the table next to them was trying to find her lemon in the tea. So they decided to....
Melissa H.
15-11-2002, 16:53
...see if their segways were finished recharging because they were so bored. But when they went to check, to their amazement...
Elgin Clock
15-11-2002, 17:00
..They saw that the segways had taken on minds of thier own and started to dance to the beat of.....
the maccarana. Which scared the aliens so much...
they ran to their space ship. They were almost gone when...
Jeff Waegelin
15-11-2002, 19:45
All of a sudden, they turned a corner, and they saw...
the real reason they had come to Earth which was...
a random FIRST competition which sprung up out of literally no where, complete with DJ, live action projector screen, and...
the almighty team SOCIAL. But the aliens never got the memo that the parties had been turned to socials so...
Jeff Waegelin
15-11-2002, 21:55
they began blasting weird alien techno from their internal speakers...
Katie Reynolds
15-11-2002, 22:48
which really annoyed the "team part throwers". But they were overcome by the strange beat of the alien-techno that they decided to ...
dance the night away. Dean heard about the aliens, and decided to...
Elgin Clock
18-11-2002, 12:01
...Give the aliens a sterling engine so their race could clean their water on their planet and....
Joe Matt
18-11-2002, 12:28
...go to Spanish 2 class.
The aliens already knew spanish so they dropped it to take...
Amanda Morrison
18-11-2002, 13:16
...an extra hour of lunch, because everyone knows aliens take a long time to eat. After their fourth period, however, Dean showed up and...
Joe Matt
18-11-2002, 13:44
...tride to sell them a Segway for $4950, but the Aliens were poor....
D.J. Fluck
18-11-2002, 13:46
so they stole them and took overthrew the Segway Company...
Elgin Clock
18-11-2002, 17:16
..but the aliens then realized that an act of mutiny like that was neither gracious nor professional so they....
Jeff Waegelin
18-11-2002, 17:55
decided to call up Woodie and ask what would be gracious and professional. He said...
Joe Matt
18-11-2002, 18:07
"Oh-Eh-Oh-Ah-Ah-Tin-Tan-Wala-Wala-Bing-Bang-Oh-Eh-Oh-Ah-Ah-Wala-Wala-Bing-Bang"...
Elgin Clock
19-11-2002, 12:16
..and then he shrunk our bots!! Then we tried to play the game with the mini bots, but....
the soccer balls kept smashing them so....
They switched to floppies the size of cotton balls which...
Jeff Waegelin
19-11-2002, 21:51
were made out of giant...
BerserkerSpyke
23-11-2002, 14:49
nostril hairs....
Jeff Waegelin
23-11-2002, 19:16
and some weird form of...
cotton. So they floppies were nice and soft but none of the robots could pick them up! So the FIRST refs decided
Katie Reynolds
24-11-2002, 00:25
let the human players go out on the field during the matches! But because the playing field surface was made of water ...
the pneumatics kit was used to create a primitive diving suit with breathing aparatus. The goal of the match was changed to...
Jeff Waegelin
24-11-2002, 11:22
picking up fish with big nets and...
Jeff Waegelin
29-11-2002, 11:31
Then, all of a sudden, in his never-ending desire to further his own agenda, Jeff rescued the thread from the depths of last week's posts, and charged after the aliens with a...
Giant snowballs. This is because the aliens can't stand cold and water so....
Hailfire
02-12-2002, 18:38
they froze, turned into rock solid ice cubes, and...
D.J. Fluck
02-12-2002, 19:13
were put on a rocket and launched to the depths of the universe.
Jeff Waegelin
02-12-2002, 19:14
There, they found that...
Hailfire
02-12-2002, 19:32
they travelled to the one and only black hole. This acted as a teleporter for them in which...
Joe Matt
02-12-2002, 19:43
to go back in time to the age of the horrible monsters, the DISCO AGE!
FotoPlasma
02-12-2002, 19:48
...but disco had actually died a long time before, so everyone was listening to house music...
Joe Matt
02-12-2002, 20:35
...on their old phonograph, but to their surprise they were listening to...
Jeff Waegelin
02-12-2002, 20:36
Wayne Newton on their MP3 players, which were actually...
a revival of the MiniDisc. The aliens thought the small circular shiney objects were cool, so they...
Joe Matt
02-12-2002, 22:02
...then reached for the... "What!" Brandon is in a sweat from waking up to his horrible dream...
Aaron Lussier
03-12-2002, 16:31
Phew! What a crazy dream, Brandon thought, as his day progressed something seemed a miss, turns out it was actually...
Elgin Clock
03-12-2002, 17:17
..THE DAY OF KICKOFF!!!!.... And he totally forgot about it.... "Uh Oh", he thought,... "I better brace the servers for the heavy traffic on the site from all the FIRSTers talking about the new game which involves.......
Brandon Martus
03-12-2002, 17:18
... pancakes. lots and lots of pancakes.
Hailfire
03-12-2002, 18:59
Not only that, but also...
KiKiLeIgH
03-12-2002, 19:04
a floor of green jello....
Joe Matt
03-12-2002, 21:42
and mokey's dancing around with titie-whities on their heads.
Brandon thought all was good as long as there were pancakes, so...
...the attack of the RABID TAUNTAUNS OF DOOM! (c) surprised him in such a way...
KiKiLeIgH
04-12-2002, 15:17
that he jupmed up and started dancing to YMCA..... upside down. He became a little lightheaded so he....
Jeff Waegelin
04-12-2002, 18:15
sat down on his big orange couch, and grabbed a nice cold...
Matt Attallah
04-12-2002, 18:37
clear pepsi!! He started to chug away and...
(nothing will beat that!)
Elgin Clock
04-12-2002, 19:17
..realised what he was drinking, so he switched to Mt. Dew. After drinking the whole 2 liter bottle of dew, he decided to finish off his meal with......
Jeff Waegelin
04-12-2002, 22:14
a big, 3-gallon mug of coffee, so that...
he would wake up bright and early the next morning.... before his alarm clock, so he can
chellyzee93
05-12-2002, 09:00
run to florida with all of the caffiene he consumed. He got up and started to head out when....
Hailfire
05-12-2002, 19:33
he found out that nationals were at Huston, Texas. Later...
Elgin Clock
06-12-2002, 12:26
....He watched in amusement as all the silly people started arguing about Houston as opposed to Disney and vice versa, so he......
Jeff Waegelin
06-12-2002, 21:07
decided to bury his head in the couch to avoid listening to them. While his head was in the couch...
he found a quarter so he bought a gum ball in Houston. But this was no ordinary gumball for you see....
... those who chewed it became Dean Kamen for 24 hours...
So Brandon took this magical gumball and pondered whether to use it or sell it on ebay, and while all the devoted CD fans watched he...
Mongoose
07-12-2002, 18:56
...Popped it in his mouth and suddenly felt a tingling sensation as...
D.J. Fluck
07-12-2002, 19:59
he started talking and he couldnt stop, so
he nearly gave away all the trade secrets of DEKA, but luckily the real Dean Kamen came in and...
...used the radiation coming from the gears in the Chairman's Award to...
MacZealot
08-12-2002, 22:09
... get steve jobs to tell him how to get people hooked on products...
Joe Matt
08-12-2002, 22:18
and Steveo said, "Oh we la de le oh weh lah de!"
Jeff Waegelin
09-12-2002, 09:00
as he and Dean officially unveiled the iSegway...
Matt Attallah
09-12-2002, 17:29
there was a fire on the stage they all went running out and...
Elgin Clock
09-12-2002, 20:00
..Then all the FIRSTers started throwing the Mt. Shasta water at the stage to put out the fire, but.......
Jeff Waegelin
09-12-2002, 21:07
since they only let them take two bottles, and everyone poured it on each other...
Hailfire
12-12-2002, 19:17
they soon found out that they ran out of water. To resolve this, they...
booted up the "Aqua" interface of Jaguar on the iSegway, and used a pin to puncture the LCD panel, allowing the water from the liquid smooth "Aqua" interface to pour out onto the stage. Once the fire was out...
Hailfire
12-12-2002, 22:21
people ran in panic. All of a sudden, someone came to see what was wrong. That person then found out that...
D.J. Fluck
12-12-2002, 22:58
he left his pet monkey back in Walla-Walla, Washington, so
Shannon Maloney
13-12-2002, 15:56
he dug a tunnel to walla-walla only to find out that...
Jeff Waegelin
13-12-2002, 17:17
that he'd taken a wrong turn at Albequerque, and was now in...
Melissa H.
13-12-2002, 17:23
Houston, TX...which suprised him because...
Elgin Clock
14-12-2002, 11:40
..His tunnel led him right to the 50 yd line of the former Astrodome, and to his amazement he saw......
D.J. Fluck
14-12-2002, 11:50
The astrodome hasnt been used as an NFL footall field since the Oilers moved to Tennessee in 1997. So....
:p
he shruged and looked for a place to buy hotdogs, snowcones, and mountain dew because...
Joe Matt
14-12-2002, 22:14
he heard that Fluck was doing another round of Mountain Dew Bowling!!!
Jeff Waegelin
15-12-2002, 21:54
Instantly, he knew he just had to join in, because...
D.J. Fluck
15-12-2002, 22:05
he was told that D.J. retired from MDB as the undefeated world champion.
Joe Matt
15-12-2002, 22:23
But then Walt Disney himself rose from the freezer to challange Fluck to a round of MDB.
"Fluck" he said, "I have made millions of children happy. This means I will totally own you at MDB" as he pulled out his secret weapon which was...
Elgin Clock
16-12-2002, 12:11
.. A bowling ball in the shape of Mickey's head. "But Walt", DJ said, "How does that thing roll being that weird of a shape?" and to that Walt replied "........
D.J. Fluck
16-12-2002, 12:17
"I can do anything. I am Walt Disney. Although I do bow to the god of MDB."
Ricky Q.
16-12-2002, 12:22
DJ then put on his favorite Packers jersey and started the game...
D.J. Fluck
16-12-2002, 22:49
He must have been dead, because D.J. would never be caught living wearing mechandise from those losers :-p. On the other side of the country,
SteveM38
22-12-2002, 19:55
but he realized he wasn't in the usa, so he decided to...
Katie Reynolds
23-12-2002, 11:06
Fly back, just in time to watch the Packers annihilate the Bills. Because the Bills lost ...
Elgin Clock
23-12-2002, 12:21
.Yet another super bowl, staying true to the initials of their name of , BILLS = Boy I Love Losing Superbowls!!! But there was a dim light at the end of this tunnel, and that was...
the entrance to the Bog of Eternal Stench. It smelled so bad that...
it awoke him from this nightmare, just in time to say ...
Brandon Martus
24-12-2002, 11:35
.. Live, from New York .. its Saturday Night.......
Hailfire
24-12-2002, 16:05
live on top of the.....
Katie_269
24-12-2002, 18:41
covers hearing the
Ricky Q.
24-12-2002, 19:00
donkey eat the.....
Katie_269
24-12-2002, 19:02
monkey and listening to
Hailfire
25-12-2002, 19:01
some techno music. Later...
Katie Reynolds
25-12-2002, 20:19
he realized how horrible techno music really was, and decided to turn on his all-time, favorite band - the Dixie Chicks! Just then ...
D.J. Fluck
25-12-2002, 20:24
he awoke out of his stage of stupidity, smashed the cd, and put in the new audioslave cd.
Katie_269
26-12-2002, 00:01
He thought
he had forgotten something, so he...
Matt Attallah
26-12-2002, 11:29
stopped the cd player and ran out side to play DDR, but...
Katie_269
26-12-2002, 20:31
then he realized he did not have any shoes on, so he
D.J. Fluck
27-12-2002, 00:38
wondered why this thread turned into an unauthorized biography, so he called his lawyer and sued people.
The lawer came in and examined the thread as evidence, but developed some form of disease while reading through the posts, because...
Katie_269
27-12-2002, 14:51
the post was just getting so long that....
Aaron Lussier
27-12-2002, 15:01
he got carpel tunnel syndrome from clicking the mouse so much, eventually he could no longer go on, so D.J called his personal....
Katie_269
27-12-2002, 15:17
assistant and asked her to...
get one of those droid lawyers. But the droid...
begged Brandon (the great and powerful wizard of the website) to .....
Katie_269
27-12-2002, 20:29
help out but he said
Brandon Martus
27-12-2002, 20:48
``Sorry, I'm too busy making a special little "keep the honest people honest" hack for the game-threads in the Chit-Chat forum.''
D.J. Fluck
28-12-2002, 09:37
So D.J. decided to take the law into his own hands and call the US Army.
The phone was busy, so...
Aaron Lussier
28-12-2002, 16:28
He called the marines and got through quickly, he got in touch with an old friend, and asked if he could borrow there new high tech...
X-ray vision goggles. He needed to see through the...
chellyzee93
28-12-2002, 22:16
the magic briefcase which contains....
Ryan Dognaux
29-12-2002, 16:41
a rocket made of cheese that will travel to...
the moon because everyone knows the moon is made of cheese and...
Jeff Waegelin
29-12-2002, 18:00
not rock, because rock is just so...
Ricky Q.
29-12-2002, 19:31
not cheese, and if its not cheese then....
it can't be the moon. DJ hoped an offer of free moon cheese would get Brandon to...
chellyzee93
30-12-2002, 01:00
destroy the thread and remove it from the list ;)
"but the power of the thread was too strong..." and the quest to cast the thread into the fires of mount. doom II begun.
Lauren Hafford
02-01-2003, 03:16
but since the power of the thread has frodo so disturbed, it started taking over his mind and turning him into gollum. But luckily, just in time......
chellyzee93
02-01-2003, 08:29
he needed some syrup.... it was nowhere to be found, can't have pancakes without syrup .. he opened the pantry and....
Katie Reynolds
02-01-2003, 08:33
A curious ring fell to the floor. He picked up up and suddenly ...
Jeff Waegelin
02-01-2003, 20:45
he was back where he started in this whole dilemma, only now it was a ring, not a thread. He decided to...
wait until kaman the gray came to explain what this new found ring was...
GryphonthePure
12-01-2003, 07:46
to rule them all? no, that couldn't have been right, that's been done... so he decided that instead this ring must be clipped and made into a mobius strip, which falsified every...
truth, that mankind had ever known. So then, kaman the gray said ...
Jeff Waegelin
12-01-2003, 11:28
you must take this ring...er...mobius strip and cast it into the stacked bins of Mt. FIRST and...
mgreenley
12-01-2003, 14:24
and in a giant flash of light the stack will fall because you tripped and hit it
Elgin Clock
13-01-2003, 00:36
..and you messed up the SHU. "What is the SHU?" you asked, and to that Kamen the Grey said "Eh... long story." And so you responded....
"Get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich!"
And then...
Jeff Waegelin
13-01-2003, 09:21
Kamen the Grey became enraged and pulled out his SHU measuring stick, hopped on his Segway, and...
Like a knight charged towards woody .... but just before he speared woody with the SHU stick, he realized that....
Katie Reynolds
13-01-2003, 16:50
something was not right. "Wasn't DJ here a minute ago?" Kamen the Gray thought. "He must have used a spell to trick me into thinking he was Woodie! So Kamen the Gray decided to give his opponent an intelligence to prove that Woodie was really DJ in disguise. He figured this would work because everyone knows that ...
if the SHU fits, wear it, beside no one would disguise themselves to look like Woody when there were so many....
Jeff Waegelin
13-01-2003, 22:06
other good disguises available that didn't involve wearing a button vest or a tux and white shoes, because we all know that...
skitz547
17-01-2003, 15:36
those are the clothes aliens look for when they want new patients.
So Kamen the grey dressed in a tux and white SHUs, and continued to measure stacks of bins until he found a stack of enough SHUs to be mount First.
Jeff Waegelin
18-01-2003, 19:25
Unfortunately, the stack was made of bins turned sideways, and he discovered that Mt. FIRST was too high, and thus had negative points! This was totally unacceptable, so...
..he said to himself, "i am insane" and went on to...
Katie Reynolds
18-01-2003, 21:36
the really cool lab in his basement! "I must redefine the SHU!" He proclaimed. "In order to do this, I am going to need some rivets, a lot of rubber, a jar of peanut butter and ..."
Jeff Waegelin
19-01-2003, 10:33
a herring! A herring? Yes, a herring, because...
everyone knows fish are the official measuring device of the Standard system. Since the bulk of the competitions reside in the US of A, metric seemed "unpatriotic" so...
Dante Sparda
19-01-2003, 15:26
Saddam Hussein comes to the US and ice fishes, and then bush comes up, takes a rocket launcher, shoves it up his bobba, and pulls the trigger, and then.....
mgreenley
19-01-2003, 16:57
just like the doll in "The Rock", Hussein opens his mouth and starts shooting corrosive nerve gas everywhere, so...
Matt Attallah
19-01-2003, 22:12
Bush puts on his gas-mask he had under his Jacket. Meanwhile his dog is busy...
mgreenley
20-01-2003, 18:03
...relieving himself in the clearly marked "Democrats Only" section of the senate, so...
Nelly51987
01-02-2003, 14:57
the democrats took his pants and, oddly enough, wore them on their heads while he was...
Jeff Waegelin
01-02-2003, 20:10
dancing around the Senate floor wielding his SHU stick and a...
Anthony Kesich
14-02-2003, 23:34
...n emperor's new clothes. He told all who thought he was naket that they weren't patriotic enough and should stop opposing war, but Dick Cheny got up and said...
wheres my pants? then he points to the sky and says "look at that....
Matt Attallah
16-02-2003, 10:33
huge Flying Pig" Than he decides to take off his...
mgreenley
17-02-2003, 18:14
...extra-strechy boxes and he procceds to point it at the pig...
Tyler Olds
18-02-2003, 09:46
.......... suddenly the pig.............
SwordSerenity
18-02-2003, 12:08
to reveal that he is, in fact...
He is a bored teacher,
who....
Amanda Morrison
10-04-2003, 23:20
...despises calculus...
Redhead Jokes
12-04-2003, 00:34
with a lifelong dream of
http://www.redheadjokes.com/gifs/miner.gif
mining coal.
Jeff Waegelin
13-04-2003, 00:44
But then, he realized he had resurrected a thread from almost two months ago. He decided to continue, though, and promptly began to...
Redhead Jokes
13-04-2003, 00:46
wonder where two months of his life had gone...
Amanda Morrison
13-04-2003, 04:34
and slowly realized that he had been travelling through time...
mgreenley
13-04-2003, 22:10
...so he pulled out his hitch-hikers guide to the galaxy...
DarkRedDragon
14-04-2003, 09:54
...and also notices the many hungry dinosaurs around him...
KyleGilbert45
14-04-2003, 12:48
...........fortunately, they are only Barney and his friends in disguise...............
:confused:
Only then did he realize that the rumors about Barney were true.... he is actually a(n)....
Redhead Jokes
14-04-2003, 13:43
Barney Fife from the Andy Griffith Show...
Breanne M
14-04-2003, 19:31
...the only problem was that barney's body had been taken over by...
Amanda Morrison
14-04-2003, 20:30
Dean Kamen, who planned to use the corpse to build his newest invention, the...
GateRunner
15-04-2003, 02:34
Barn-way, an dinosaur unable to fall over, and would terrorize Tokyo, but was weak against....
Redhead Jokes
15-04-2003, 03:29
Jessica...
http://www.redheadjokes.com/gifs/jessica5.gif
Kiwi_queen
15-04-2003, 10:57
Rabbit who could sing the dinosaur into calmness and...
then rapidly devour him, bones and all.
Redhead Jokes
21-04-2003, 19:51
Which turned her into...
Clark Gilbert
21-04-2003, 19:56
a shiny demon...that stood in the middle of the road....and she said "..............
118 Tech
21-04-2003, 20:19
"Can I get you a FREE CELL PHONE?" and the passers by wondered...........
Breanne M
21-04-2003, 23:11
... a scapegoat for the CIA's latest plan to...
ChewyMasterFlex
21-04-2003, 23:33
....put Mr. Roger's show back on air and remove Barney's, and so arranged to lure Barney into a giant Sterilite bin full of......
Amanda Morrison
22-04-2003, 01:19
...packing peanuts, which he later choked on, causing the CIA to...
118 Tech
22-04-2003, 14:03
...monitor the landline and cell phone conversations of..............
Jeff Waegelin
22-04-2003, 14:58
Dave Lavery, because they heard it was his idea to use all those bins for...
Redhead Jokes
22-04-2003, 20:34
concrete bin molds in order to...
Breanne M
22-04-2003, 23:06
...put Al Capone on ice, since he had been mysteriously resurected by...
Amanda Morrison
23-04-2003, 01:25
... the Boston mafia, who exploited Al for...
George1902
23-04-2003, 01:32
...a dozen Krispy Kream doughnuts and a 12 pack of Dew, both of which are coveted by...
118 Tech
23-04-2003, 02:54
...Every single member involved in the FIRST Robotics Program. This was going to be a problem, so it was settled that the person who was going to get them was going to be decided by.....
Jeff Waegelin
23-04-2003, 10:30
A joint committee consisting of the Krispy Kreme King and Mr. Mt. Dew, Dave Lavery and Joe Johnson, who decided...
they shall rule the world and....
Matt Attallah
23-04-2003, 11:16
Chiefdelphi.com saying...
Amanda Morrison
23-04-2003, 14:07
...that the world's supply of Krispy Kremes and Mountain Dew was being taken over to...
Jeff Waegelin
23-04-2003, 18:05
Finance a plot to take over the world by selling food and drink to tired, hungry FIRSTers...
...who couldn't afford food a Nationals because...
Marygrace
23-04-2003, 19:37
...they spent every last dime they had on their robots and so...
118 Tech
24-04-2003, 03:07
... to make money, some of them decided to sell their soul to...
(resists urge to say "...your mom." :D)
...Bill Gates, who gave them...
Redhead Jokes
24-04-2003, 12:10
Originally posted by Aonic
(resists urge to say "...your mom." :D)
LOL!!!
Originally posted by Aonic ...Bill Gates, who gave them...
a note for their moms that said...
KyleGilbert45
24-04-2003, 13:26
please buy Windows XP....it's available at ALL software retailers...and is the greatest operating system ever and it is very user-friendly....bill gates gave the letter to the children and said....
D.J. Fluck is MY hero, but then all of a sudden...
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