CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #616

[Billfred]

Happy Championship Eve, y'all!

The scores after the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1579623&postcount=18):

Taylor 166
EricH 157
GeeTwo 157
Wayne Doenges 121
GaryVoshol 117
cgmv123 115
efoote868 108
DonRotolo 85
dodar 84
M1KRONAUT 72
rsisk 60
thatprogrammer 51
MARS_James 46
Al Skierkiewicz 37
Sperkowsky 30
Kevin Leonard 24
Jim Wilks 24
Ichlieberoboter 20
Matthew1998 19
DohertyBilly 19
mastachyra 16
JoshWilson 16
Hitchhiker 42 15
gixxy 11
rtfgnow 10
orangemoore 10
TGurlik 10
MaGiC_PiKaChU 9
Poseidon1671 7
EmileH 7
Jacob Bendicksen 6
白巨人 6
The_ShamWOW88 6
IndySam 5
dubiousSwain 4
Bob Potts 4
bobjones227 3
Vale 2
Nick Lawrence 2
nickyflash 2
Rman1923 2
Ari423 2
AndyBare 2
nxtmonkeys 2
DSisk 2
Dibit1010 2
JacobD 2
George1902 2
kstl99 2
logank013 2
mainz 2

The rules (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1488484&postcount=1), for the newbies.

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/39008

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern. I'll be at Championship, most of the time in the AndyMark FRC booth (https://twitter.com/WmLeverette/status/712788947609329664). Feel free to come submit your entry in person.

Go!

[EricH]

It's a good thing they didn't try that on the 2016 field.

[dodar]

I now pronounce you Fris and Bee; you may now throw the bride.

[cgmv123]

The same construction company that built that arch is going to build their house. They promise not to use any humans for structure this time.

[Matthew1998]

The two volunteers finally got married, after becoming engaged just before Einstein matches began.

[Hitchhiker 42]

Now for the ultimate test of their relationship: climbing the pyramid together...

[Taylor]

Instead of the bride's family on the left and groom's family on the right, they did Dean's fanclub on the left and Woodie's fanclub on the right.

[efoote868]

Since the venue didn't want them throwing rice, this was the best they could come up with. Paper airplanes were a close second.

[EmileH]

Instead of throwing a bouquet, they threw a frisbee.

[Sperkowsky]

And the legend has it she still has paper airplanes in her dress.

[GaryVoshol]

They got all their friends and family to volunteer, so they could hold the wedding dinner in the volunteer lounge.

[GeeTwo]

And even after the ride back to the hotel in a loveseat 'bot, they were surprised to discover that the field crew had re-assembled a blue pyramid in their honeymoon suite, and replaced all the paintings with the Ultimate Ascent logo.

[DonRotolo]

I mean, it was nice and all, but I still say those safety swords really leave something to be desired...

[Wayne Doenges]

Hats off to the new couple.

[Billfred]

Sorry for the judging delay. The past couple days, my sinuses have had me out like a fat kid in dodgeball (and I'm entitled to say that, because I was the fat kid in dodgeball). I'm hoping I can get back up and running properly this week--I've got packing to do!

First place goes to:

And the legend has it she still has paper airplanes in her dress.


Second place goes to:

The same construction company that built that arch is going to build their house. They promise not to use any humans for structure this time.

And the burn award goes to:

I now pronounce you Fris and Bee; you may now throw the bride.

(Carpet burn is still a burn.)

Which means the scores are:

Taylor 168
EricH 159
GeeTwo 159
Wayne Doenges 123
cgmv123 120
GaryVoshol 119
efoote868 110
dodar 87
DonRotolo 87
M1KRONAUT 72
rsisk 60
thatprogrammer 51
MARS_James 46
Sperkowsky 40
Al Skierkiewicz 37
Kevin Leonard 24
Jim Wilks 24
Matthew1998 21
Ichlieberoboter 20
DohertyBilly 19
Hitchhiker 42 17
mastachyra 16
JoshWilson 16
gixxy 11
rtfgnow 10
orangemoore 10
TGurlik 10
MaGiC_PiKaChU 9
EmileH 9
Poseidon1671 7
Jacob Bendicksen 6
白巨人 6
The_ShamWOW88 6
IndySam 5
dubiousSwain 4
Bob Potts 4
bobjones227 3
Vale 2
Nick Lawrence 2
nickyflash 2
Rman1923 2
Ari423 2
AndyBare 2
nxtmonkeys 2
DSisk 2
Dibit1010 2
JacobD 2
George1902 2
kstl99 2
logank013 2
mainz 2

Onward!