CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #619

[Billfred]

One more time in South Carolina!

The scores after the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1587618&postcount=18):

Taylor 180
EricH 163
GeeTwo 163
GaryVoshol 127
Wayne Doenges 127
cgmv123 124
efoote868 114
DonRotolo 92
dodar 89
M1KRONAUT 72
rsisk 60
thatprogrammer 53
Al Skierkiewicz 47
MARS_James 46
Sperkowsky 44
Kevin Leonard 24
Jim Wilks 24
Matthew1998 21
Hitchhiker 42 21
Ichlieberoboter 20
DohertyBilly 19
JoshWilson 18
mastachyra 16
EmileH 16
gixxy 11
rtfgnow 10
orangemoore 10
TGurlik 10
MaGiC_PiKaChU 9
Poseidon1671 7
Jacob Bendicksen 6
白巨人 6
The_ShamWOW88 6
IndySam 5
dubiousSwain 4
Bob Potts 4
logank013 4
bdaroz 4
bobjones227 3
Vale 2
Nick Lawrence 2
nickyflash 2
Rman1923 2
Ari423 2
AndyBare 2
nxtmonkeys 2
DSisk 2
Dibit1010 2
JacobD 2
George1902 2
kstl99 2
maxnz 2
qscgy 2
Poseidon5817 2
Thayer McCollum 2

The rules, (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1488484&postcount=1) for the newbies.

And the picture:

https://www.dropbox.com/s/9kxatp7bhpdob7x/Photo%20Apr%2008%2C%205%2057%2010%20PM.jpg?dl=0

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight, Eastern. Sunday at midnight also happens to be less than 12 hours after my arrival at my new apartment in Indiana and about 32 hours before I start my new job at AndyMark. Your patience on judging is appreciated.

Go!

[Matthew1998]

Wait, is this not the mutton chop support group?

[EricH]

Billfred conducts a surprise inspection on an unidentified team's work-in-progress Stronghold robot. That's it on the left side.

Overheard at the regional: "But Billfred said it was legal!!!!"

[dodar]

Uh guys, where is my Dune Buggy?

[efoote868]

I'ma score your caption contest, but first lemme take a selfie.

[Taylor]

Billfred stumbles into his intervention.
"Um oh hey guys what's up"
"Look, Billfred. We love you, and you have a problem. These aren't Jane's puns, and they shouldn't be yours either."

[maxnz]

"Ok, I left for 5 minutes. What happened while I got my drink?!?!?”

[Wayne Doenges]

There once was a guy named Billfred
Who had to pack up his storage shed
To AndyMark for employment
And to Indiana for enjoyment
So he just had a garage sale instead

[Al Skierkiewicz]

OK, Is this Bill getting ready to pack up his old shop or is this his new digs at AndyMark after he unpacked? Can you tell?

[mastachyra]

Big gulp, huh? Alright!... Welp, see ya later!

[Sperkowsky]

That fire extinguisher looks obstructed tsk tsk

[GeeTwo]

"The last straw! I'm outta here!"
"What? What did we do?"
"No, I just dropped in to say farewell. And oh by the way, Sonic is now out of straws."

[GaryVoshol]

What, another t-shirt collection photo? 2 weeks in a row? (Last week's guy had a much more impressive display, but this one gets credit for content.)

[seans341]

"I'm gonna need a bigger drink"

[bdaroz]

This isn't where I parked my car?!?!

[JoshWilson]

Here we see the wild billfred entering his natural habitat.
His likely thoughts are probably a mix between "what the hell did they do to my dune buggy", and "wait, are they making a documentary?"

[DonRotolo]

Darth Vader as a younger man, showing the half-helmet he preferred back then. Here we see him pranking Yoda's workshop, which the old gnome usually keeps as organized as The Container Store.

[cgmv123]

Billfred's audition tape for Hoarders

[Billfred]

At last! (I even bought wifi just to judge this!)

First place goes to:

"The last straw! I'm outta here!"
"What? What did we do?"
"No, I just dropped in to say farewell. And oh by the way, Sonic is now out of straws."

Second place goes to:

Darth Vader as a younger man, showing the half-helmet he preferred back then. Here we see him pranking Yoda's workshop, which the old gnome usually keeps as organized as The Container Store.


And the burn award goes to:

That fire extinguisher looks obstructed tsk tsk


Which means the scores are:

Taylor 182
GeeTwo 173
EricH 165
GaryVoshol 129
Wayne Doenges 129
cgmv123 126
efoote868 116
DonRotolo 97
dodar 91
M1KRONAUT 72
rsisk 60
thatprogrammer 53
Al Skierkiewicz 49
Sperkowsky 47
MARS_James 46
Kevin Leonard 24
Jim Wilks 24
Matthew1998 23
Hitchhiker 42 21
JoshWilson 20
Ichlieberoboter 20
DohertyBilly 19
mastachyra 18
EmileH 16
gixxy 11
rtfgnow 10
orangemoore 10
TGurlik 10
MaGiC_PiKaChU 9
Poseidon1671 7
Jacob Bendicksen 6
白巨人 6
The_ShamWOW88 6
bdaroz 6
IndySam 5
dubiousSwain 4
Bob Potts 4
logank013 4
maxnz 4
bobjones227 3
Vale 2
Nick Lawrence 2
nickyflash 2
Rman1923 2
Ari423 2
AndyBare 2
nxtmonkeys 2
DSisk 2
Dibit1010 2
JacobD 2
George1902 2
kstl99 2
qscgy 2
Poseidon5817 2
Thayer McCollum 2
seans341 2

Onward!