CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #620

[Billfred]

Work in the morning? What's that?

The scores after the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1589293&postcount=19):

Taylor 182
GeeTwo 173
EricH 165
GaryVoshol 129
Wayne Doenges 129
cgmv123 126
efoote868 116
DonRotolo 97
dodar 91
M1KRONAUT 72
rsisk 60
thatprogrammer 53
Al Skierkiewicz 49
Sperkowsky 47
MARS_James 46
Kevin Leonard 24
Jim Wilks 24
Matthew1998 23
Hitchhiker 42 21
JoshWilson 20
Ichlieberoboter 20
DohertyBilly 19
mastachyra 18
EmileH 16
gixxy 11
rtfgnow 10
orangemoore 10
TGurlik 10
MaGiC_PiKaChU 9
Poseidon1671 7
Jacob Bendicksen 6
白巨人 6
The_ShamWOW88 6
bdaroz 6
IndySam 5
dubiousSwain 4
Bob Potts 4
logank013 4
maxnz 4
bobjones227 3
Vale 2
Nick Lawrence 2
nickyflash 2
Rman1923 2
Ari423 2
AndyBare 2
nxtmonkeys 2
DSisk 2
Dibit1010 2
JacobD 2
George1902 2
kstl99 2
qscgy 2
Poseidon5817 2
Thayer McCollum 2
seans341 2

The rules (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1488484&postcount=1), for the newbies.

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/13759

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[EricH]

This robot could beat any number of Stronghold robots at low goal scoring. By the time they've booted up, it's run 5 cycles at one boulder each.

[bdaroz]

To this day he still doesn't understand why people were asking if it served fava beans and a nice chianti.

[dodar]

Bottom Right Guy: *tickle tickle*

Robot: (in HAL 9000's voice) I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid that isn't funny.

[Sperkowsky]

Low bar compatible?

[logank013]

Does anyone happen to know where our drive wheels went? We're only as functional as half of 148's Batman and Robin from 2015.

[smitikshah]

Psshhh, and they told us duct tape wouldn't work....

[efoote868]

This foam padding is divine. Feels great on the back after standing on your feet all day! People will want to get in this, what a terrific.... Is that a couch?

[maxnz]

Did someone order a cheesecake?

[abigailthefox]

Chainmail is always in style!

[Hitchhiker 42]

Looks like the robot is made of the finest Swiss cheese

[dradel]

Spider-Man's new mobile containment system for the green goblin

[GeeTwo]

The Warbots were always thinking ahead. In 2002, though bumpers wouldn't be mandatory for several years, they debuted a self-installing red bumper bearing the team number. They debuted safety glasses in 2003.

[DonRotolo]

Oh! We thought you said cage match.

[Wayne Doenges]

Student on left: "Don't be afraid, this is only a drill."

[GaryVoshol]

"OK, we got all that fancy lath work finished and we have a ball collector."

"How were you planning on getting the balls out?"

"Out?" (slaps forehead so hard he falls on the ground)

[Taylor]

Sleep-shaming usually results in sharpie writing on face. However, in FRC, the writing is usually just team numbers.

[frcguy]

Guys, we finished the blocker!

[cgmv123]

That doesn't look like a robot; it looks like a jail cell on wheels tank treads.

[ATannahill]

*voice over*I bought this antique robot for only $300 and with a little work and a lot of on camera swearing I will sell it for a $200 profit while making ten times as much money from this restoration show.

[Billfred]

At last!

First place goes to:

To this day he still doesn't understand why people were asking if it served fava beans and a nice chianti.


Second place goes to:

Bottom Right Guy: *tickle tickle*

Robot: (in HAL 9000's voice) I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid that isn't funny.

And the burn award goes to:

*voice over*I bought this antique robot for only $300 and with a little work and a lot of on camera swearing I will sell it for a $200 profit while making ten times as much money from this restoration show.

Which means the scores are:

Taylor 184
GeeTwo 175
EricH 167
GaryVoshol 131
Wayne Doenges 131
cgmv123 128
efoote868 118
DonRotolo 99
dodar 96
M1KRONAUT 72
rsisk 60
thatprogrammer 53
Sperkowsky 49
Al Skierkiewicz 49
MARS_James 46
Kevin Leonard 24
Jim Wilks 24
Matthew1998 23
Hitchhiker 42 23
JoshWilson 20
Ichlieberoboter 20
DohertyBilly 19
mastachyra 18
bdaroz 16
EmileH 16
rtfgnow 13
gixxy 11
orangemoore 10
TGurlik 10
MaGiC_PiKaChU 9
Poseidon1671 7
Jacob Bendicksen 6
白巨人 6
The_ShamWOW88 6
logank013 6
maxnz 6
IndySam 5
dubiousSwain 4
Bob Potts 4
bobjones227 3
Vale 2
Nick Lawrence 2
nickyflash 2
Rman1923 2
Ari423 2
AndyBare 2
nxtmonkeys 2
DSisk 2
Dibit1010 2
JacobD 2
George1902 2
kstl99 2
qscgy 2
Poseidon5817 2
Thayer McCollum 2
seans341 2
smitikshah 2
abigailthefox 2
dradel 2
frcguy 2

Onward!

[Gravity]

Needless to say G38 was violated after the extended container was added.