CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #630

[Billfred]

Time for another round!

The scores after the last round (https://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1599364&postcount=13):

GaryVoshol 19
EricH 18
GeeTwo 18
DonRotolo 14
dodar 14
efoote868 13
rsisk 11
Wayne Doenges 11
cgmv123 11
JoshWilson 10
bdaroz 10
JustinCAD 9
frcguy 8
smitikshah 8
Karibou 6
FiMFanatic 6
Sperkowsky 5
Taylor 4
Bkeeneykid 4
thatprogrammer 4
Dibit1010 4
EmileH 4
Golfer4646 3
Gravity 2
IndySam 2
Hitchhiker 42 2

The rules (https://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1594652&postcount=1), for the newbies.

And the picture:

https://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/40851

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[Bkeeneykid]

So put my left foot in?

Right.

But you just said my left foot.

Right.

You're being less helpful than the October game hint last year.

Yup.

[Sperkowsky]

Guy on the right - "wait... How does this dance go again"

[dodar]

Mentor Top Left: How did these kids never know how to walk before today?

[efoote868]

We've captured a typical Chi-squared distribution of FIRST dance enthusiasm with 3 degrees of freedom. As you can see, enthusiasm quickly peaks and then trails off down the line...

[rsisk]

All right, who stepped in it? Everybody check your shoes.

[GeeTwo]

Based on this photograph and the knowledge of the location of the speaker, we were able to measure the speed of sound to be 83.2 ft/s +/- 71%. :p

[frcguy]

Being forced to dance at an event is a freshman right of passage. That and sweeping the floor all build season of course.

[Hitchhiker 42]

This is why we learn the Cotton-Eyed Joe during build season, not at competition.

[euhlmann]

And here we see why "telephone" doesn't work so well with dancing

[GaryVoshol]

Thankfully dancing is not a required skill for volunteers.

[DonRotolo]

Hey! Can you guys just step on the edge of the mat to keep it from slipping? Thanks.

[Daniel Vijay]

cotton eye joe, the most intense left calf workout known to mankind

[bdaroz]

"Cotton Eye Joe?!? I thought this was Pokemon Go?"

[Poseidon5817]

In a slight Australian/British accent:

"Here we see a group of robotics students in their natural habitat establishing their positions on the social ladder through frenetic dancing. Two inexperienced juveniles look on, hoping to someday replicate the actions of their elders."

[Golfer4646]

You put your right foot in
You take your right foot out
You put your right foot in
And you...

THIS IS COTTON EYE JOE!

That's what I'm doing.

No, you're doing The Hokey Pokey!

!?!?... (Walks back to the stands in embarrassment.)

[EricH]

I draw the line at competition dance breaks when the dance breaks cross the line.

[stannenbaum7]

When you are forced to go up and dance during a competition and have no clue as to how to do said dance

[Wayne Doenges]

Dean Kamen says to put our best foot forward.
They guy on the right is still trying to decide which foot that is.

[cgmv123]

♪ To the right, to the right, to the right, to the right ♪
♪ To the left, to the left, to the left, to the left ♪
♪ Now kick, now kick, now kick, now kick ♪
♪ Now walk it by yourself, now walk... ♪

Wait. No, that's not right. (Even though it's a much better song.)

[smitikshah]

This is what happens when you do

System.out.println("Cotton Eye Joe");

Java sure is a weird thing.

[Billfred]

Sorry for the delay, everyone. When your mom and aunt come from 600 miles away for a couple days, some things slip!

First place goes to:

Dean Kamen says to put our best foot forward.
They guy on the right is still trying to decide which foot that is.

Second place goes to:

"Cotton Eye Joe?!? I thought this was Pokemon Go?"


And the burn award goes to:

All right, who stepped in it? Everybody check your shoes.


Which means the scores are:

GaryVoshol 21
Wayne Doenges 21
EricH 20
GeeTwo 20
DonRotolo 16
dodar 16
bdaroz 15
efoote868 15
rsisk 14
cgmv123 13
JoshWilson 10
frcguy 10
smitikshah 10
JustinCAD 9
Sperkowsky 7
Karibou 6
Bkeeneykid 6
FiMFanatic 6
Golfer4646 5
Taylor 4
Hitchhiker 42 4
thatprogrammer 4
Dibit1010 4
EmileH 4
Gravity 2
IndySam 2
euhlmann 2
Daniel Vijay 2
Poseidon5817 2
stannenbaum7 2

Onward!