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Billfred
29-08-2016, 23:41
Let's go!

The scores after the last round (https://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1603739&postcount=19):

GeeTwo 42
GaryVoshol 30
EricH 30
Wayne Doenges 27
cgmv123 27
bdaroz 25
DonRotolo 21
efoote868 21
dodar 20
rsisk 16
frcguy 14
JustinCAD 13
Sperkowsky 13
JoshWilson 12
Golfer4646 11
smitikshah 10
Hitchhiker 42 10
Karibou 6
Bkeeneykid 6
FiMFanatic 6
thatprogrammer 6
Taylor 4
Dibit1010 4
EmileH 4
Gravity 2
IndySam 2
euhlmann 2
Daniel Vijay 2
Poseidon5817 2
stannenbaum7 2
niklas674 2
edesirim 2

The rules (https://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1594652&postcount=1), for the newbies.

And the picture:

https://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/37212

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

EricH
29-08-2016, 23:45
Still not starting early enough. 1114 starts 'em as infants.

Hitchhiker 42
29-08-2016, 23:51
Seems like the kids are bored with that book. Better try the McMaster Catalog.

GeeTwo
30-08-2016, 00:14
'Twas the night before kickoff, and all through the shop,
Not a tool was a'working, not even a mop.
Gearboxes were stowed next to motors with care,
Which spikes and motor controllers were ready to share.
Compressors, and pistons and tanks were all ready,
To meet the team's needs, whether violent or steady.
Then all of a sudden, there arose such a clatter,
I decrypted the manual to see what was the matter!
Away to the doc I flew like a flash,
Read all the details, and noted a clash!
The rules for scoring seemed one two three go,
But the actuality was clearly someting much mo',
Then! What to my wondering eyes should appear,
But Dean and Woodie with eight tiny reindeer?
And I heard them exclaim, as they flew out if sight,
"Merry FIRSTmas to all, and to all a good night!"

efoote868
30-08-2016, 05:54
"And Buzz XXI said, I think I can I think I can as it raised its arms to climb the tower. I think I can I think I can I think I can... And Buzz XXI climbed the tower... "

See how all the defenses are damaged? With a win Buzz XXI will get at least 3 ranking points. 4 if the other two robots on the alliance are addressing the tower!

dodar
30-08-2016, 08:47
Chapter 33: Float Like A Butterfly, Sting Like A Killer Bee

bdaroz
30-08-2016, 10:09
But daaaad.... Why couldn't we start with this one?

GaryVoshol
30-08-2016, 16:32
Jim learns from his kids. (Look at that summer reading list they have!)

cgmv123
30-08-2016, 21:16
They're just old enough that he can't get away with holding the book upside down and saying whatever comes to his mind.

frcguy
30-08-2016, 22:06
Dad finally let them read something fun after forcing them to memorize the benefits of the district system.

DonRotolo
31-08-2016, 20:07
...and here's where we put in the roboRIO. Can you say that? Ro-Bo-Ree-Oh? Great. I knew you could!

(Apologies to Mr. Rogers.)

Wayne Doenges
02-09-2016, 16:17
Here we see Jim getting technical help for his new smart phone.

ctt956
03-09-2016, 19:52
Remember, kids, you only need three things to(temporarily) fix any robot in your robot army on the field. What are those three things, you ask? Duct tape, WD-40, and a hammer.

Golfer4646
03-09-2016, 23:02
And all the rest of us are like: JIM! YOU'RE READING!
https://media.giphy.com/media/bWM2eWYfN3r20/giphy.gif






They always say faith/family/school and so on comes first, Jim actually puts those words to action!

Leave it to 33 to leave the rest of us behind! :eek:

Billfred
06-09-2016, 22:27
It still feels like Monday so it must be Monday, right?

First place goes to:

'Twas the night before kickoff, and all through the shop,
Not a tool was a'working, not even a mop.
Gearboxes were stowed next to motors with care,
Which spikes and motor controllers were ready to share.
Compressors, and pistons and tanks were all ready,
To meet the team's needs, whether violent or steady.
Then all of a sudden, there arose such a clatter,
I decrypted the manual to see what was the matter!
Away to the doc I flew like a flash,
Read all the details, and noted a clash!
The rules for scoring seemed one two three go,
But the actuality was clearly someting much mo',
Then! What to my wondering eyes should appear,
But Dean and Woodie with eight tiny reindeer?
And I heard them exclaim, as they flew out if sight,
"Merry FIRSTmas to all, and to all a good night!"
(C'mon, could I deny that?)

Second place goes to:

Dad finally let them read something fun after forcing them to memorize the benefits of the district system.


And the burn award goes to:

And all the rest of us are like: JIM! YOU'RE READING!
https://media.giphy.com/media/bWM2eWYfN3r20/giphy.gif






They always say faith/family/school and so on comes first, Jim actually puts those words to action!

Leave it to 33 to leave the rest of us behind! :eek:

Which means the scores are:

GeeTwo 52
GaryVoshol 32
EricH 32
Wayne Doenges 29
cgmv123 29
bdaroz 27
DonRotolo 23
efoote868 23
dodar 22
frcguy 19
rsisk 16
Golfer4646 14
JustinCAD 13
Sperkowsky 13
JoshWilson 12
Hitchhiker 42 12
smitikshah 10
Karibou 6
Bkeeneykid 6
FiMFanatic 6
thatprogrammer 6
Taylor 4
Dibit1010 4
EmileH 4
Gravity 2
IndySam 2
euhlmann 2
Daniel Vijay 2
Poseidon5817 2
stannenbaum7 2
niklas674 2
edesirim 2
ctt956 2

Onward!