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Billfred
12-09-2016, 23:26
And still on a Monday, no less!

The scores after the last round:

GeeTwo 54
bdaroz 37
GaryVoshol 34
EricH 34
Wayne Doenges 31
cgmv123 31
frcguy 29
efoote868 25
DonRotolo 23
dodar 22
rsisk 18
Sperkowsky 15
Golfer4646 14
Hitchhiker 42 14
JustinCAD 13
JoshWilson 12
smitikshah 10
Bkeeneykid 8
Karibou 6
FiMFanatic 6
thatprogrammer 6
WinterPoet 5
Gravity 4
Taylor 4
Dibit1010 4
EmileH 4
ctt956 4
IndySam 2
euhlmann 2
Daniel Vijay 2
Poseidon5817 2
stannenbaum7 2
niklas674 2
edesirim 2
logank013 2

The rules (https://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1594652&postcount=1), for the newbies.

And the picture:

https://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/36270

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.

Go!
EricH
12-09-2016, 23:31
"OK, so if we aim the T-shirt cannon just right, and apply just the right amount of power, we should be able to dodge it into the press box, out the window, and onto the principal, during the halftime address."

"Uh, dude?"

"Quiet. We need to aim. Oh, and more power... more... more...right there!"

"Uh, dude?"

"Quiet, I said! Ready, aim... FIRE! Wait, what?"

"I've been trying to tell you, we couldn't afford the T-shirts because we spent all the money on the cannon!"
frcguy
12-09-2016, 23:58
I've got a drywall lift and I'm not afraid to use it...
GaryVoshol
13-09-2016, 06:30
"Yeah, but how do we make it fit into the Transport Configuration?"
dodar
13-09-2016, 08:52
Glue Gun? Oh, we thought you said Railgun.
efoote868
13-09-2016, 09:14
Student: "You want to play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!"
Mentor: "Guys put the drywall lift down and get back to work."
Student: "Ok... :("
Mentor: "Who put this thing together? Me, that's who! Who do I trust? Me!"
GeeTwo
13-09-2016, 14:05
Oh, that makes a lot more sense! I heard you were going to hang tubes with a red beam of light -- not a lightened red beam.
cgmv123
13-09-2016, 14:20
The salesman wasn't sure why he told them "Have fun storming the castle!" when he sold it to them, but he was sure there was a good reason for it.
Bkeeneykid
13-09-2016, 14:48
When the other alliance does something not Graciously Professional, we bring out the big guns, literally.
Gravity
13-09-2016, 17:09
A sport for the mind. Ha.
FiMFanatic
13-09-2016, 17:15
Your nose will be that long if you continue to claim you can perform every element of this year's game better than the rest of the world.
Wayne Doenges
13-09-2016, 17:52
Student on the left: "Do you see that fly on the wall way over there? Do you think you can hit it?
Student in the middle: "Easily. Give me full power."
Student on the right: "If I give here any more, she's going to blow."
bdaroz
16-09-2016, 02:38
Yeah, I know... but do I really have to make the "pew pew" sounds too?
EmileH
16-09-2016, 07:51
1114 started the build process of Simbot SideSwipe 5 years early. Shown here is the RC holster arm.
RyanN
16-09-2016, 07:59
Pew pew pew
Hitchhiker 42
16-09-2016, 09:52
First testing of a full-court logo tube shooter.
Billfred
20-09-2016, 23:27
Aaaaaaand finally!

First place goes to:

"OK, so if we aim the T-shirt cannon just right, and apply just the right amount of power, we should be able to dodge it into the press box, out the window, and onto the principal, during the halftime address."

"Uh, dude?"

"Quiet. We need to aim. Oh, and more power... more... more...right there!"

"Uh, dude?"

"Quiet, I said! Ready, aim... FIRE! Wait, what?"

"I've been trying to tell you, we couldn't afford the T-shirts because we spent all the money on the cannon!"

Second place goes to:

Oh, that makes a lot more sense! I heard you were going to hang tubes with a red beam of light -- not a lightened red beam.


And the burn award goes to:

Your nose will be that long if you continue to claim you can perform every element of this year's game better than the rest of the world.


Which means the scores are:

GeeTwo 59
EricH 44
bdaroz 39
GaryVoshol 36
Wayne Doenges 33
cgmv123 33
frcguy 31
efoote868 27
dodar 24
DonRotolo 23
rsisk 18
Hitchhiker 42 16
Sperkowsky 15
Golfer4646 14
JustinCAD 13
JoshWilson 12
smitikshah 10
Bkeeneykid 10
FiMFanatic 9
Gravity 6
Karibou 6
thatprogrammer 6
EmileH 6
WinterPoet 5
Taylor 4
Dibit1010 4
ctt956 4
IndySam 2
euhlmann 2
Daniel Vijay 2
Poseidon5817 2
stannenbaum7 2
niklas674 2
edesirim 2
logank013 2
RyanN 2

Onward!