CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #638

[Billfred]

At last!

The scores after the last round (https://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1609383&postcount=16):

GeeTwo 61
EricH 46
bdaroz 41
GaryVoshol 38
Wayne Doenges 36
cgmv123 35
frcguy 31
efoote868 29
DonRotolo 28
dodar 24
rsisk 18
Hitchhiker 42 18
Sperkowsky 15
Golfer4646 14
JustinCAD 13
JoshWilson 12
FiMFanatic 11
mastachyra 10
smitikshah 10
Bkeeneykid 10
WinterPoet 7
Gravity 6
Karibou 6
thatprogrammer 6
EmileH 6
Taylor 4
Dibit1010 4
ctt956 4
logank013 4
IndySam 2
euhlmann 2
Daniel Vijay 2
Poseidon5817 2
stannenbaum7 2
niklas674 2
edesirim 2
RyanN 2
Al Skierkiewicz 2

The rules (https://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1594652&postcount=1), for the newbies.

And the picture:

https://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/35403

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[Bkeeneykid]

A roomba, a ref, two emcees and a rookie walk onto a field. Somehow they all walk out with red cards. We're still not sure which team to award the roomba's to.

[frcguy]

All hail mista EJ roomba

[JustinCAD]

They took the term "hype train" a little too seriously.

[bdaroz]

Noone could figure out why those chose that particular moment to practice filming a Star Trek ship battle scene.

[EricH]

Too many good options...


The Ministry of Silly Walks (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iV2ViNJFZC8) would like to know:
1) Why everybody is trying to develop the same silly walk.
2) Why everybody would like a grant for their silly walk development.
3) What the rest of the silly walk looks like so they can determine whether it is, in fact, worthy of a grant.

[GaryVoshol]

When nerds play Follow The Leader.

[logank013]

Put your left foot in
Your left foot out
Your left foot in
And shake it all about
You do the hokey pokey
And turn yourself around

[Sperkowsky]

Hey Emcee with the umbrella hat that's an inner tube not a skirt.

[Zealii]

Since the robots won't connect, we have to entertain the crowd somehow...


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[Hitchhiker 42]

The umbrella might be necessary if this strategy becomes common: https://xkcd.com/689/

[dodar]

Excuse me Hugh-mahns, can you lift up your legs so I can clean?

[efoote868]

They found out the roomba train wasn't a good idea when the roomba kept crossing back through the train.

[cgmv123]

Once again, it's proven why nice things can't be had.

[GeeTwo]

After the tournament, the roomba sent a letter to FIRST HQ which ultimately inspired the 2016 low bar defense.

[Wayne Doenges]

The Roomba had a bad feeling he was being followed but he wasn't sure.

[DonRotolo]

They were struggling to keep their footing as the earth started spinning off its axis...a direct result of the "2 CMPs" announcement.

I was there, the Roomba was set to "Malevolent Sentience" and they were trying to escape. See Simpsons, Season 20, Episode 3 (http://watchcartoonsonline.eu/watch/the-simpsons-season-20-episode-3-double-double-boy-in-trouble/), at 7:21 for reference

[Billfred]

Hey look, it's still Monday!

First place goes to:

The Ministry of Silly Walks (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iV2ViNJFZC8) would like to know:
1) Why everybody is trying to develop the same silly walk.
2) Why everybody would like a grant for their silly walk development.
3) What the rest of the silly walk looks like so they can determine whether it is, in fact, worthy of a grant.

Second place goes to:

A roomba, a ref, two emcees and a rookie walk onto a field. Somehow they all walk out with red cards. We're still not sure which team to award the roomba's to.


And the burn award goes to:

They took the term "hype train" a little too seriously.


Which means the scores are:

GeeTwo 63
EricH 56
bdaroz 43
GaryVoshol 40
Wayne Doenges 38
cgmv123 37
frcguy 33
efoote868 31
DonRotolo 30
dodar 26
Hitchhiker 42 20
rsisk 18
Sperkowsky 17
JustinCAD 16
Bkeeneykid 15
Golfer4646 14
JoshWilson 12
FiMFanatic 11
mastachyra 10
smitikshah 10
WinterPoet 7
Gravity 6
Karibou 6
thatprogrammer 6
EmileH 6
logank013 6
Taylor 4
Dibit1010 4
ctt956 4
IndySam 2
euhlmann 2
Daniel Vijay 2
Poseidon5817 2
stannenbaum7 2
niklas674 2
edesirim 2
RyanN 2
Al Skierkiewicz 2
Zealii 2

Onward!