CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #639

[Billfred]

It's that time again!

The scores after the last round (https://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1610098&postcount=18):

GeeTwo 63
EricH 56
bdaroz 43
GaryVoshol 40
Wayne Doenges 38
cgmv123 37
frcguy 33
efoote868 31
DonRotolo 30
dodar 26
Hitchhiker 42 20
rsisk 18
Sperkowsky 17
JustinCAD 16
Bkeeneykid 15
Golfer4646 14
JoshWilson 12
FiMFanatic 11
mastachyra 10
smitikshah 10
WinterPoet 7
Gravity 6
Karibou 6
thatprogrammer 6
EmileH 6
logank013 6
Taylor 4
Dibit1010 4
ctt956 4
IndySam 2
euhlmann 2
Daniel Vijay 2
Poseidon5817 2
stannenbaum7 2
niklas674 2
edesirim 2
RyanN 2
Al Skierkiewicz 2
Zealii 2

The rules (https://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1594652&postcount=1), for the newbies.

And the picture:

https://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/20567

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[EricH]

You can always tell which teams are prepared to lose a member or two accidentally. They wear red shirts. And there are at least three possible ways for that to happen visible.

[Sperkowsky]

For a game about Logos its a bit odd her shirt seems to contain no logos.

[gcgeobuff]

"Look! I found you a date to Prom!"

[GaryVoshol]

"Don't feel bad, robot. Even though everyone else is ignoring you, I still love you."

[GeeTwo]

Hmm..sounds like a bad bearing in the left front wheel.

[efoote868]

Shhh shhh shhh! It's OK robot, you're not overweight anymore. I promise we won't hurt you. That's right robot, it's ok. Now can I get you to find the vision tetra?

[EmileH]

This is my robot. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

[Karibou]

"If you listen closely, you can hear the sobbing of the freshmen we sent looking for flux capacitors seven weeks ago. They're still looking."

[Pooja Anil]

"Meet my date to prom. He's so smart that if you put your ear next to him, you can hear his gears working."

[Wayne Doenges]

Kristen accidentally glued her ear to the robot and she is too embarrassed to ask for help.

[thatprogrammer]

With all the harassment towards girls at FRC events.... she needed a body guard :]

[DonRotolo]

"There are five teams with robots. One has omni wheels. Two have pivoting arms. One has a wheel with a flat spot on it. The battery is low in another. The cart of the last team is playing music. Another has a Spike with a blown fuse. And two are green."

"You can tell that just by listening to the robot?"

"No, they just ran over me..."

[bdaroz]

[News Anchor]: There's some news about the yet untitled teen drama about a girl and her robot, and it's causing quite a firestorm on the internet. According to Buzzfeed, Michael Bay has been tapped to direct the picture with J. J. Abrams as executive producer....

[cgmv123]

They were going to go to an NFL game for their first date, but the robot couldn't step through the metal detector without setting it off.

[ctt956]

Guy behind the robot: "Are you sure the master link is still inside that tube?"
Kristen: "I think so...but be quiet and shake the robot again so I can be sure."

[Billfred]

Sorry for the delay--SCRIW preparation is a thing!

First place goes to:

"There are five teams with robots. One has omni wheels. Two have pivoting arms. One has a wheel with a flat spot on it. The battery is low in another. The cart of the last team is playing music. Another has a Spike with a blown fuse. And two are green."

"You can tell that just by listening to the robot?"

"No, they just ran over me..."

Second place goes to:

Shhh shhh shhh! It's OK robot, you're not overweight anymore. I promise we won't hurt you. That's right robot, it's ok. Now can I get you to find the vision tetra?


And the burn award goes to:

"If you listen closely, you can hear the sobbing of the freshmen we sent looking for flux capacitors seven weeks ago. They're still looking."


Which means the scores are:

GeeTwo 65
EricH 58
bdaroz 45
GaryVoshol 42
DonRotolo 40
Wayne Doenges 40
cgmv123 39
efoote868 36
frcguy 33
dodar 26
Hitchhiker 42 20
Sperkowsky 19
rsisk 18
JustinCAD 16
Bkeeneykid 15
Golfer4646 14
JoshWilson 12
FiMFanatic 11
mastachyra 10
smitikshah 10
Karibou 9
thatprogrammer 8
EmileH 8
WinterPoet 7
Gravity 6
ctt956 6
logank013 6
Taylor 4
Dibit1010 4
IndySam 2
euhlmann 2
Daniel Vijay 2
Poseidon5817 2
stannenbaum7 2
niklas674 2
edesirim 2
RyanN 2
Al Skierkiewicz 2
Zealii 2
Pooja Anil 2
gcgeobuff 2

Onward!