CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #651

[Billfred]

At last!

The scores after the last round (https://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1623676&postcount=17):

GeeTwo 91
EricH 84
GaryVoshol 80
efoote868 80
DonRotolo 79
bdaroz 74
cgmv123 70
Wayne Doenges 65
Bkeeneykid 54
Hitchhiker 42 46
frcguy 43
dodar 28
ctt956 27
JustinCAD 24
Pooja Anil 23
rsisk 22
mastachyra 20
Sperkowsky 19
Cothron Theiss 18
Golfer4646 17
FiMFanatic 15
logank013 14
JoshWilson 12
smitikshah 10
Zealii 10
gcgeobuff 10
Karibou 9
Gravity 8
thatprogrammer 8
EmileH 8
WinterPoet 7
Ringo5tarr 6
snoman 6
Taylor 4
Dibit1010 4
euhlmann 4
niklas674 4
Richard Wallace 3
AllenGregoryIV 3
IndySam 2
Daniel Vijay 2
Poseidon5817 2
stannenbaum7 2
edesirim 2
RyanN 2
Al Skierkiewicz 2
Sparky Jell-0 2

The rules (https://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showthread.php?t=149209), for the newbies.

And the picture:

https://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/14922

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[Cothron Theiss]

"And for my next act, I'll pull a Blue Banner out of my hat!!"

[bdaroz]

Look everyone, the mentors have been talking, and we're really impressed with all the work the team put into the new shooter. Now, we all know the game rules can be complicated, but we feel pretty strongly that having to consult with both the game manual and FAA regulations is a bit much.

[GeeTwo]

CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #646 (https://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showthread.php?t=152373) - the rest of the story. None of us realized that those other two "windows (https://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/43082)" were actually dry erase boards!

https://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/img/158/158b1fe781e30ce62b3ea70a1f513780_l.jpg

[EricH]

Billfred: "Let's use all the drills and CIMs on box handling, and put window motors in the drivetrain! We'll make Einstein for sure!"










Shamelessly gunning for the burn award

[snoman]

The castor wheel the grandfather of multi directional wheels.

[niklas674]

I swear we'll be able to grab them this time...

[Hitchhiker 42]

This will be totally helpful during load-in at our next event!

[efoote868]

We'll be able to knock over stacks from clear across the field. No one will see it coming!

[Wayne Doenges]

Now that we mastered levitation, how can we use it in this years game?

[rsisk]

Based on Nintendo's success with "Duck Hunt", our team introduces "Tote Hunt"

[cgmv123]

Alpha testing AndyMark's new AMNotWaitingForMoreThan15Minutes delivery service.

[GaryVoshol]

Any wonder why the GDC has to make new rules after Week 0 shakedown events? They never expected "toss the tote" robots.

[DonRotolo]

Finally! Now we can put stuff on those high shelves!

Pull! (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skeet_shooting)

[thatprogrammer]

Little did they know that destroying stacks rather than crating them would actually be an Einstein winning strategy...

[Billfred]

At last!

First place goes to:

CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #646 (https://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showthread.php?t=152373) - the rest of the story. None of us realized that those other two "windows (https://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/43082)" were actually dry erase boards!

https://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/img/158/158b1fe781e30ce62b3ea70a1f513780_l.jpg

Second place goes to:

Little did they know that destroying stacks rather than crating them would actually be an Einstein winning strategy...

And the burn award goes to:

Look everyone, the mentors have been talking, and we're really impressed with all the work the team put into the new shooter. Now, we all know the game rules can be complicated, but we feel pretty strongly that having to consult with both the game manual and FAA regulations is a bit much.

(Joke's on you, Eric--I wasn't around in 2003!)

Which means the scores are:

GeeTwo 101
EricH 86
GaryVoshol 82
efoote868 82
DonRotolo 81
bdaroz 77
cgmv123 72
Wayne Doenges 67
Bkeeneykid 54
Hitchhiker 42 48
frcguy 43
dodar 28
ctt956 27
rsisk 24
JustinCAD 24
Pooja Anil 23
mastachyra 20
Cothron Theiss 20
Sperkowsky 19
Golfer4646 17
FiMFanatic 15
logank013 14
thatprogrammer 13
JoshWilson 12
smitikshah 10
Zealii 10
gcgeobuff 10
Karibou 9
Gravity 8
EmileH 8
snoman 8
WinterPoet 7
niklas674 6
Ringo5tarr 6
Taylor 4
Dibit1010 4
euhlmann 4
Richard Wallace 3
AllenGregoryIV 3
IndySam 2
Daniel Vijay 2
Poseidon5817 2
stannenbaum7 2
edesirim 2
RyanN 2
Al Skierkiewicz 2
Sparky Jell-0 2

Onward!