Dave Lavery [Archive] - Chief Delphi

Mike Schroeder

20-01-2003, 23:45

this may or may not be true the only one that can confirm this is Dave LAvery himself but a reliable source from team 116 has informed me the true reason Dave Lavery participates in FIRST
THE REASON IS BEEF STICKS

Dave Lavery (http://www.invisiblerobot.com/robotics/robot_71/index/p9015319.html)

srjjs

21-01-2003, 00:14

Wow that thing looks huge. :yikes:
If I got those for free, I'd give my life to FIRST too.

E. The Kidd

21-01-2003, 01:08

I thought he was a krispy kreame person:confused:

FotoPlasma

21-01-2003, 02:16

Originally posted by team 713
I thought he was a krispy kreame person:confused:

Aren't we all?

Katie Reynolds

21-01-2003, 08:39

Yeah, but isn't Dave the Krispy Kreme King?? :confused:

- Katie

Joe Ross

21-01-2003, 09:53

that's why he was making the face...if he had a krispy kreme, he would have been happy.

Joe Matt

21-01-2003, 10:04

Mabey he's the beef jerkey MOLE trying to turn all of us into beef jerky eaters!!! HE'S TRYING TO COVERT US ALL!!!! LONG LIVE KK!!!

D.J. Fluck

21-01-2003, 13:13

It Makes Sense...

KK for Breakfast, Beef Jerky for Lunch & Dinner

AdamT

21-01-2003, 15:48

Originally posted by Katie Reynolds
Yeah, but isn't Dave the Krispy Kreme King?? :confused:

- Katie

I got inducted to the royal family during Nats last year :D

And KK is a meal for any time of day....

D.J. Fluck

21-01-2003, 16:45

Originally posted by AdamT
And KK is a meal for any time of day....

so are beef sticks... :D

Mike Schroeder

21-01-2003, 17:58

Originally posted by D.J. Fluck
so are beef sticks... :D

Hear that Katie now you know what to get DJ for christmas, or his birthday

chellyzee93

21-01-2003, 18:34

oh c'mon DJ. Venison sticks are the only way to go... :P

Katie Reynolds

21-01-2003, 19:27

Originally posted by chellyzee93
oh c'mon DJ. Venison sticks are the only way to go... :P
DJ doesn't like venison sticks! ::sigh:: ;)

- Katie

FotoPlasma

21-01-2003, 19:59

Just don't get Salmon Jerky... That stuff just ain't too good...

EddieMcD

21-01-2003, 20:24

Mmm... Salmon Jerky...

::drools::

Actually, almost anything Jerkyized (another Eddieism) is good.

Ken Loyd

21-01-2003, 20:36

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Katie Reynolds
[B]Yeah, but isn't Dave the Krispy Kreme King?? :confused:

I suggest everyone search the NASA web site for more proof of DL as the KK King.

If you look closely at some of the Mars Rover pictures, you will clearly see that the wheels are two year old glazed doughnuts.

Not only do KK's taste great, they are also functional.

Ken Loyd
Team 64
:yikes:

Ashley Weed

21-01-2003, 21:47

If I recall correctly from the NASA/MD competition.. not only Dave, but team 116 were Krispy Kreme Kings????

MissInformation

21-01-2003, 23:03

Okay, I just spent the last five minutes laughing, but now I have to yell at you for getting me in trouble with Dave! Trust me, I don't need any help in that area. If you guys had seen the look Dave gave me tonight in regards to this thread you would be apologizing to me right now! But Dave can't be too mad, it's not like it's one of the modified photos I've done of him, or the Krispy Kreme Fairy Tale or anything... (all of which have been posted on this site in the past year ;) ) I mean, all I did was take the photo and insist... er... suggest it would be a good one for the website...

MissInformation

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Always push the limits :p

Wetzel

22-01-2003, 00:51

Didn't Eric take that picture anyways?

Wetzel
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:rolleyes:

MissInformation

22-01-2003, 09:00

Originally posted by Wetzel
Didn't Eric take that picture anyways?

Wetzel
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:rolleyes:

No, that was one of mine... wait a minute, you're giving me a chance to get out of trouble... so sure, Eric took it. Yep, that bad Eric.

Thanks, Wetzel! You know, it's not hard to get funny, I mean good, pictures of Dave... This one is one of my favorites of this season so far: Dave photo (http://www.invisiblerobot.com/robotics/robot_a19/index/p1118762.html) So what do you think he's thinking?

MissInformation

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Is beef stick ONE WORD or two words...

Ken Loyd

22-01-2003, 09:18

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by MissInformation
So what do you think he's thinking?

I am not sure that Dave is thinking in this photo. I think he may be tasting the last of the glaze from his most recent KK donut.

Ken Loyd
Team 64 :yikes:

AdamT

22-01-2003, 11:44

More pictures and more proof of the KK addictions:

This is me, then Carolyn, then of course Dave....this was after our trip to KK at Nats where Dave bought 10 dozen, I bought 2 dozen, and some un-named TechnoKat had just purchased 12 dozen....all of them were gone within 15 minutes of arriving at the pits.

http://filebox.vt.edu/users/adthomp1/STUFF/dave_adam_c.jpg

Amber H.

23-01-2003, 23:25

Originally posted by MissInformation
No, that was one of mine... wait a minute, you're giving me a chance to get out of trouble... so sure, Eric took it. Yep, that bad Eric.

Thanks, Wetzel! You know, it's not hard to get funny, I mean good, pictures of Dave... This one is one of my favorites of this season so far: Dave photo (http://www.invisiblerobot.com/robotics/robot_a19/index/p1118762.html) So what do you think he's thinking?

Girlfriend, You just keep getting yourself in deeper and deeper.

A: Has he lost weight?

B: If yes to "A", Has he betrayed the KK club and stopped eating the perfect food product?

C: Considering your past history for posting pictures of our friend who likes to surreptitiously torture unsuspecting patrons of public transportation; I'll bet he's thinking about a banana cream pie (or equivalent) that will soon make contact with a certain photographer's face.

D: He, heh.......Could I have a picture of that?

MissInformation

24-01-2003, 23:31

Originally posted by Miss Tree
Girlfriend, You just keep getting yourself in deeper and deeper.

A: Has he lost weight?

B: If yes to "A", Has he betrayed the KK club and stopped eating the perfect food product?

C: Considering your past history for posting pictures of our friend who likes to surreptitiously torture unsuspecting patrons of public transportation; I'll bet he's thinking about a banana cream pie (or equivalent) that will soon make contact with a certain photographer's face.

D: He, heh.......Could I have a picture of that?

Insurance. That's the key to this whole thing. I am not silly enough to think my insurance covers all things, however, I hope no one is silly enough to think I only have one policy.

So here I sit saying over and over, "I know I shouldn't do this, I know I shouldn't do this..." but I cannot keep the secret any longer. I think everyone admires and respects Dave, and why not, after all, isn't he someone to admire and respect? Well, along with being the Krispy Kreme King and apparently now the Beef Stick King, Dave is also the Man Of Steel (seriously, ask him how much steel is in his basement). He's faster than last year's robot, more powerful than a Krispy Kreme donut and able to eat giant beef sticks with one hand, look, it's an engineerbot, it's a clone, it's... it's SuperDave!

SuperDave (http://www.factorfantasy.com/Photos/superdave.jpg)

MissInformation

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What's the use in digging a hole if it isn't going to be deep?

Ken Loyd

24-01-2003, 23:43

[QUOTE]Originally posted by MissInformation
look, it's an engineerbot, it's a clone, it's... it's SuperDave!

Dave,

I am sorry that so many of you friends (sic) are ready to dump on you. You are more than welcome to join Team 64. The Gila Monsters would love to have an intelligent, good natured, suave fellow such as you as a member of our team.

Ken Loyd
Team 64

PS Dave, many of the adults on our team are thinning. Would you mind donating hair for transplants

PPS Dave, could you bring lots of KK Donuts with you. We are partial to the glazed. :yikes:

dlavery

25-01-2003, 03:44

At last! A message in this whole silly #%^*%^ thread that is actually worth a response! Ken - I would be honored to become a Gila Monster. If I do, does that mean that someone on the team will PLEASE teach me the Gila Dance?!??? Will gladly trade hair in exchange. And I will bring Krispy Kremes.

-dave

p.s. for the rest of you, I hope you won't mind that you won't be hearing from Heidi for a while. It seems that she is about to have an unfortunate accident involving lemon pudding, red suspenders, three live chickens, an empty 50-gallon oil drum, and a 75-pound slab of SPAM.

Amber H.

25-01-2003, 23:35

Originally posted by dlavery

p.s. for the rest of you, I hope you won't mind that you won't be hearing from Heidi for a while. It seems that she is about to have an unfortunate accident involving lemon pudding, red suspenders, three live chickens, an empty 50-gallon oil drum, and a 75-pound slab of SPAM.

Oh goody, goody! May I help?

Nothing personal Heidi.....

It's just that, with my upbringing in a practical joking family, I find it very hard to resist. My father and I just completed a project where we set up a crime scene in a neighbors yard while they were out of town. Now we're bored. Also (and I am not sucking up here), thanks to all the pictures that were posted, I think Dave's kinda cute!

IsabelRinging

26-01-2003, 00:44

Kevin Watson

26-01-2003, 02:27

dlavery

26-01-2003, 20:28

Originally posted by Kevin Watson
Okay, I understand the lemon pudding, empty oil drum, slab o' SPAM and the chickens, but what are the red suspenders for?

Binding the wounds. Those chickens can do a lot of damage, and you need something to hold the Spam in place afterwards.

-dave

Ken Loyd

27-01-2003, 10:34

Originally posted by dlavery
Binding the wounds. Those chickens can do a lot of damage, and you need something to hold the Spam in place afterwards.

-dave

Truly, a man with a heart as big as outer space. A man with boundless compassion. A man of true courage and conviction. A man who deserves to stand on the high moral ground.

Please post pictures (the Mayo Clinic may want them.)

Ken Loyd
Team 64

Kevin Watson

27-01-2003, 12:09

Originally posted by dlavery
Binding the wounds. Those chickens can do a lot of damage, and you need something to hold the Spam in place afterwards.

-dave

I must be confused, 'cause I always thought the latex tubing was included just for this purpose :D.

-Kevin

Firewolf

27-01-2003, 13:16

those pictures are HYSTERICAL
and all this over beef jerky??

hey! Lemon pudding is no laughing matter!

dlavery

27-01-2003, 13:54

Originally posted by Firewolf
hey! Lemon pudding is no laughing matter!

Of course it isn't! You need something to attract the chickens....

MissInformation

27-01-2003, 14:58

Originally posted by dlavery
Binding the wounds. Those chickens can do a lot of damage, and you need something to hold the Spam in place afterwards.

-dave

:( All I did was compare you to only the most famous, greatest superhero of all time... a man who embodies all that is good in this world, hero to countless small children everywhere... and you come back with bodily harm. Nasty chickens that will peck and scratch me, that will draw blood and leave scars... and all because I dared to, in admiration and great respect, compare you to Superman. Did I lie in my post? Are you not faster than last year's robot? And more powerful than a Krispy Kreme donut? Does not that original photo show you eating a large beef stick with one hand?

It breaks my heart to think you would abuse me with vicious chickens for something so innocently done...

MissInformation

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I bet you I could say it with a straight face too!

Ken Loyd

27-01-2003, 15:17

Originally posted by MissInformation
:( All I did was compare you to...a...Nasty chickens that will peck and scratch...,...that will draw blood and leave scars....Did I lie in my post? Are you not fa.ter than last year's robot? And more powerful than a Krispy Kreme donut? Does not that original photo show you eating a large beef....?

It breaks my heart to abuse with vicious chickens...

MissInformation

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I bet you I could say it with a straight face too!

Dear MissInformation,

I think your quote must have gotten garbled in transmission. I do not want to believe that you would write such mean things about Dave.

Dave...Fear Not...We have ordered you a Gila Monster Shirt. It will be waiting at Pit 64 along with a team that appreciates you.

Ken Loyd
Team 64

:cool:

DaBruteForceGuy

27-01-2003, 16:30

As an outsider looking in on this madness all i have to say is... as a New Yorker, and as one who has had his share of some of the best beefsteaks in the world....... Oh yea, a beefsteak is totally worth all the altered photo's (some of which i m sure are real), freind bashing and team switching that goes along with it..... So as a word to Dave Lavery.... Enjoy Your Beefsteak!...
(sure looks like it:D )

MissInformation

27-01-2003, 17:02

Originally posted by Ken Loyd
Dear MissInformation,

I think your quote must have gotten garbled in transmission. I do not want to believe that you would write such mean things about Dave.

Dave...Fear Not...We have ordered you a Gila Monster Shirt. It will be waiting at Pit 64 along with a team that appreciates you.

Ken Loyd
Team 64

:cool:

Oh, you are evil, very, very evil...

I can appreciate that.

MissInformation

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Now I'm thinking of changing my name to MissQuoted.

DanLevin247

27-01-2003, 20:48

Ever seen the ingredients of a slim jim?

Ingrediant #2

Mechanically seperated chicken

look it up, it's true

Ken Loyd

27-01-2003, 21:04

Originally posted by MissInformation
Oh, you are evil, very, very evil...

I can appreciate that.

MissInformation

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Now I'm thinking of changing my name to MissQuoted.

Dear MissQuoted,

What size shirt would you like. The Gila Monsters can use a great mind like yours. Hope to meet you in Houston. ;)

Ken Loyd
Team 64 :cool:

PS We will let you lead the Gila Dance!

Koko Ed

28-01-2003, 08:56

MissInformation

28-01-2003, 23:05

Originally posted by Ken Loyd
Dear MissQuoted,

What size shirt would you like. The Gila Monsters can use a great mind like yours. Hope to meet you in Houston. ;)

Ken Loyd
Team 64 :cool:

PS We will let you lead the Gila Dance!

Wow, I'm honored, I've seen the dance and it's nicely done! But I guess this would mean I can't pick on Dave anymore. Of course, this should also mean he has to call off the chickens, right? :D

MissQuoted

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formerly known as MissInformation, once told she was MissAligned.

Amber H.

31-01-2003, 02:28

Ah, My dear MissInformation.

Being misunderstood means total acceptance in your typical big happy dysfunctional family.
We wouldn't pick on you (or Dave for that matter) if we didn't love you.

We WUV you MissInformation.

dlavery

31-01-2003, 17:26

Originally posted by DanLevin247
Ever seen the ingredients of a slim jim?

Ingrediant #2

Mechanically seperated chicken

I'm still trying to get my mind around this one. The mental images I am creating are pretty spectacular!

OH GRAHAM! Now I know what we can do with this year's robot after the competition!!!:D :D

Message to all the neighbors - HIDE YOUR HOUSEPETS!!!!

-dave

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Y = AX^2 + B... ehh, whatever

EddieMcD

31-01-2003, 18:39

It could be worse: researching the inside of a twinkie.

Everyone knows the creamy part of a Twinkie is made from the residue of the Roswell crash. Try getting those mental images out of your head.

MissInformation

16-02-2003, 01:38

Originally posted by dlavery
I'm still trying to get my mind around this one. The mental images I am creating are pretty spectacular!

OH GRAHAM! Now I know what we can do with this year's robot after the competition!!!:D :D

Message to all the neighbors - HIDE YOUR HOUSEPETS!!!!

-dave

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Y = AX^2 + B... ehh, whatever

Well, at least this year's robot will be good for something and you'll finally be able to get rid of all of those chickens you amassed.

http://www.factorfantasy.com/Photos/chicken.jpg

MissInformation

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This is the kind of stuff I dream up while wandering the aisles of Home Depot...

Wetzel

16-02-2003, 05:17

bwahahahahah

Wetzel
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We <3 Dave

Koko Ed

16-02-2003, 09:11

Originally posted by MissInformation
Well, at least this year's robot will be good for something and you'll finally be able to get rid of all of those chickens you amassed.

http://www.factorfantasy.com/Photos/chicken.jpg

MissInformation

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This is the kind of stuff I dream up while wandering the aisles of Home Depot...

Girl, you just want this man to hurt you!:D

Mike Schroeder

16-02-2003, 09:49

Originally posted by Koko Ed
Girl, you just want this man to hurt you!:D Now how could you say that, everyone knows that a man holding a chicken would never hurt someone......(unless they taught the chickens how to fight for him :eek: )

Firewolf

16-02-2003, 15:27

this has gone just too far
too far i tell you

Ken Loyd

16-02-2003, 22:48

Originally posted by Firewolf
this has gone just too far
too far i tell you

Too far? Too far?

Here is this great guy, just minding his own business, when from no where he is verbally assulted.

Never in my life have I seen such a fine man, such an outstanding scholar, such a true gentleman, so visciously attacked.

A man of Dave's stature would never speak ill of anyone. Never, has this fine man played a practicle joke on anyone. I have personally seen him assist old people across the street (even when they did not want to cross.)

Too far? Too far?

We did not forget when the Germans attacked Pearl Harbor. We did not forget when the Canadians attacked the Alamo. We red blooded americans will not forget this attack on our hero.

Too far? Too far?

Sic em Dave!

Ken Loyd
Team #64:yikes:

Mike Schroeder

16-02-2003, 22:57

well in that case i think it best that i hide from dave lavery at all costs, although i ussually stand a head above the crowd so that will be difficult

Koko Ed

16-02-2003, 23:33

Wayne C.

17-02-2003, 00:43

looks like the fixins of a good old time barbecue to me....

tiskippy

03-03-2003, 18:58

Originally posted by DanLevin247
Ever seen the ingredients of a slim jim?

Ingrediant #2

Mechanically seperated chicken

look it up, it's true

Mwahaha! Finally someone else who finds that as amusing as I always have! It makes me wonder what the machine that does that looks like.

Firewolf

03-03-2003, 20:08

i posted this in another thread to b/c i couldn't find this one
i went to the def poetry jam off- broadway
and one of the guys recited a poem on KKs
if i can find it, perhaps i'd put it up,
his pen name is 'Poetri'
very good stuff

Wayne C.

11-03-2003, 19:29

here's the joke:

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a dog?

A: a tasty treat that buries its own bones

Now you know why my students love me soooo much....

WC:D

Mike Schroeder

11-03-2003, 19:37

Originally posted by Wayne C.

Now you know why my students love me soooo much....

WC:D

Ladies and Gentlemen, the veiws expressed By Wayne Cokeley are Not those of Team 25 or its Affiliates :D He is gonna kill me tommorow

Firewolf

11-03-2003, 20:42

Originally posted by "Big Mike"

Ladies and Gentlemen, the veiws expressed By Wayne Cokeley are Not those of Team 25 or its Affiliates :D He is gonna kill me tommorow

but .... we do....

MissInformation

12-03-2003, 18:25

I have to warn everybody, Dave has an evil twin. It has to be Dave's evil twin, everyone knows how much he loves Krispy Kreme, surely Dave himself wouldn't wear a hat such as this:

http://www.factorfantasy.com/Photos/kreepy.jpg

MissInformation

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Thanks, Lev!

Ken Loyd

13-03-2003, 21:41

[QUOTE]Originally posted by MissInformation
[B]I have to warn everybody, Dave has an evil twin. It has to be Dave's evil twin, everyone knows how much he loves Krispy Kreme, surely Dave himself wouldn't wear a hat such as this:

That does it! That just does it! After sitting for 6 hours watching "bins" being smashed in Phoenix, to come home and find another attack on my hero....That does it!

Dave, I sent an email to 1,000,000 of your closest friends and they have all responded that we are behind you 110% Let me know when and where you want us to start the REVENGE!

Ken Loyd
Team 64

EddieMcD

14-03-2003, 20:49

Sorry, but revenge inspired by rocket scientists is not in the spirit of FIRST, and may cause a disqualification or disablement-

::ducks in time to avoid a flying Krispy Kreme Doughnut::

Katie Reynolds

15-03-2003, 01:31

Check this out ... (http://www.stupidstuff.org/imager/album.pl?photo=gal59/2910.JPG)

;)

- Katie

Thanks Sean!

Tyler Olds

15-03-2003, 01:33

holy doughnut!!!!

EddieMcD

15-03-2003, 08:30

You have no idea how tempted I am to replace the Krispy Kreme sign with a Dunkin Donuts sign in that pic...

Amanda Morrison

16-03-2003, 18:07

Sorry guys, but I gotta stand up for Dave too.

After all, I'm now the family hero... after getting a letter from NASA on how to receive my well-earned Krispy Kremes. :D

Pin Man

30-03-2003, 19:59

eh?

Pin Man

30-03-2003, 19:59

eh?

Pin Man

30-03-2003, 20:00

why did it post twice?????

Matt Attallah

30-03-2003, 21:10

Originally posted by Pin Man
why did it post twice?????

you didn't help it out by posting agian. Computer glitch. next time, just click edit, and than click delete.

And to say, Dave Lavery is 2nd pimp. Woodie Flowers is the Super-Grand-Pimp.

And Dean works for Woodie! :D :p

MissInformation

31-03-2003, 23:15

Originally posted by Matt Attallah

And to say, Dave Lavery is 2nd pimp. :D :p

Dave Lavery as a pimp? I can't picture it. Wait a minute, who am I kidding, I can so picture it, see:

http://www.factorfantasy.com/Photos/pimp.jpg

MissInformation

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smart enough not to do an image search for pimps at work!

Amber H.

31-03-2003, 23:38

Dearly beloved,
we are gathered here to mourn the passing of one Heidi, a.k.a. MissInformation. She met a cruel demise at the hands of a crazed individual we can only identify hereafter as "The Chicken Man".

Farewell dear fellow sister of the Leage of Travel Sized Women!

Wimper, wimper! She was so young! Oh boo, hoo,hoo!

Me/looks up from my hankie to see if anyone is buying this act.

Mike Schroeder

01-04-2003, 00:06

hahaha Leauge of travel sized women, thats funny, although i dont think Miss Information is to blame, for you see it is all my fault i should have never posted the picture, ( although i still would if i had to do it all over again),

p.s. for the rest of you, I hope you won't mind that you won't be hearing from Heidi for a while. It seems that she is about to have an unfortunate accident involving lemon pudding, red suspenders, three live chickens, an empty 50-gallon oil drum, and a 75-pound slab of SPAM.

Oh dave is that formula in Metric or Standard :D

<-- Now goes and hides under bed from dave.... oh wait i dont fit under my bed :(

Amber H.

01-04-2003, 13:15

Originally posted by "Big Mike"
, for you see it is all my fault i should have never posted the picture, ( although i still would if i had to do it all over again),

<-- Now goes and hides under bed from dave.... oh wait i dont fit under my bed :(

Well, in that case...........

This just in: Bits and pieces of a rather large member of FIRST formerly known as "Big Mike" Were found strewn around the garage of a man that neighbors had until now refered to as that nice quiet man from NASA.
What they call him now, cannot be aired during prime time.

MissInformation

01-04-2003, 14:51

Originally posted by "Big Mike"
hahaha Leauge of travel sized women, thats funny, although i dont think Miss Information is to blame, for you see it is all my fault i should have never posted the picture, ( although i still would if i had to do it all over again),

Oh dave is that formula in Metric or Standard :D

<-- Now goes and hides under bed from dave.... oh wait i dont fit under my bed :(

I can't let you take all of the blame, I'm the one who took the beef stick picture in the first place! If I hadn't placed that bit of temptation on the web, you wouldn't be in this mess!

Don't worry Mike, we can handle Dave and his 1,000,000 friends who are behind him 110% 1,000,001 people against 2? Well, the absurdity of those odds assure that the fates will take pity on us and we'll win. Not that it's a battle or anything...

MissInformation

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Be Silly. Be honest. Be kind.
--Ralph Waldo Emerson

Amber H.

01-04-2003, 16:09

Oh the agony!
Torn between the man who so generously shared his personal gastronimical experiences with Boyle's law at no small cost to his reputation, and my fellow travel sized sister who brings me delicious laughter at his expense.
Oh the agony!

How coud you two do this to me?!

Firewolf

01-04-2003, 17:24

o my! I will never be able to look upon that man the same ever again!

That is great work there... what IS done in photoshop right?...right?

dlavery

01-04-2003, 22:38

.... mutter mutter ..... grumble .... must stop Heidi .... shsrk! .... mumble mumble .... .... erase Photoshop .... ... mumble mumble .... grimace .... chicken skewers .... .... gwwaakkhh .... .... $#%% flame thrower!!!! .... .... grumble .... lemon curry .... .... kkaaappfffttt!! ..... 156 viewings of "Turner and Hooch" ... ... glahhhk! .... ... railroad spikes turned sideways ... .... grumble mumble .... ....stoopid rabbit! .... ....mutter mutter .... .... red jumper cable goes here.... ... heh heh heh just wait....

-dave

Wetzel

01-04-2003, 22:43

/me rethinks his plans....

Wetzel
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Exhibiting shifty eyes since 2001

Mike Schroeder

01-04-2003, 23:04

Originally posted by dlavery
[B.stoopid rabbit!

-dave [/B]

Stoopid Wabbit

dlavery

01-04-2003, 23:57

Originally posted by "Big Mike"
Stoopid Wabbit

No, I mean "Stoopid Rabbit (http://www.volkswagenrabbit.com/)."

Trust me on this one... heh heh heh ....

-dave

Amber H.

01-04-2003, 23:59

Mike Schroeder

02-04-2003, 00:38

Originally posted by Amber H.

P.S. Is anyone else frightened? There is only 2 ways i will be frightened, 1) if Dave Lavery comes to The Mid Atlantic Regional, or Nats
and 2) if he comes there with out Krispey Kremes

MissInformation

02-04-2003, 12:46

Originally posted by dlavery
.... mutter mutter ..... grumble .... must stop Heidi .... shsrk! .... mumble mumble .... .... erase Photoshop .... ... mumble mumble .... grimace .... chicken skewers .... .... gwwaakkhh .... .... $#%% flame thrower!!!! .... .... grumble .... lemon curry .... .... kkaaappfffttt!! ..... 156 viewings of "Turner and Hooch" ... ... glahhhk! .... ... railroad spikes turned sideways ... .... grumble mumble .... ....stoopid rabbit! .... ....mutter mutter .... .... red jumper cable goes here.... ... heh heh heh just wait....

-dave

Thanks for dinner, Chef-Dave. Chicken grilled over an open flame and then served in a wonderful lemon curry sauce. Why, your lemon curry sauce is almost as good as your Hollandaise sauce ;) You really should get your DVD player fixed, there has to be a way to remove the "Turner and Hooch" DVD without breaking the door. And how inventive you were to use a modified VW Rabbit as a table and jumper cables to hold the table cloth down and railroad spikes for trivets. All and all, your garage makes a fine 5 star restaurant!

MissInformation

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Chef-Dave, now there's a picture... heh heh heh...

LBK Rules

02-04-2003, 13:26

Ok, mabe I am glad we arn't going to Nats.

EddieMcD

06-04-2003, 17:04

Okay, lets recap: We see that Dave is only in FIRST for the beef. Then we disprove that with pics of Dave and Krispy Kremes. Missinformation starts using photoshop to put Dave in precarious positions, and Dave snaps... I think. Missinformation suffers an identity crisis, leaving me the only masked person left in FIRST (actually, most of you know what I look like anyway). Is there something I missed?

MissInformation

09-04-2003, 22:54

Originally posted by EddieMcD
Okay, lets recap: We see that Dave is only in FIRST for the beef. Then we disprove that with pics of Dave and Krispy Kremes. Missinformation starts using photoshop to put Dave in precarious positions, and Dave snaps... I think. Missinformation suffers an identity crisis, leaving me the only masked person left in FIRST (actually, most of you know what I look like anyway). Is there something I missed?

Lies, all lies! I have never used Photoshop ever in my life. Never! I'm a Paint Shop Pro kind of a person. As a matter of fact, I'm testing out the beta version of Paint Shop Pro 8 right now! And who better to test it on than Dave:

http://www.factorfantasy.com/Photos/chef.jpg

Okay, okay, so I could have just as easily done that in the old version... but there are a lot of other neat features that I will be trying out over the next few days...

MissInformation

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The real skill of photography is organised visual lying.
* Terence Donovan

Amber H.

09-04-2003, 23:11

Originally posted by MissInformation
And who better to test it on than Dave:

there are a lot of other neat features that I will be trying out over the next few days...

MissInformation

Here we go again!

Hey Eddie, could I hire you to protect me?
STAND BACK!

Wetzel

09-04-2003, 23:22

mmm...a bunch of photos from LA...
photoshop
Wolfgang Pucks...

I would never do anything like Heidi...

Wetzel
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I'm cute and innocent!

MissInformation

10-04-2003, 09:09

Originally posted by Wetzel
mmm...a bunch of photos from LA...
photoshop
Wolfgang Pucks...

I would never do anything like Heidi...

Wetzel
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I'm cute and innocent!

Hmmm... I always need head-on shots (you know, where they are looking directly at the camera) of... well, of "people", most of my pictures are side angles. And I've had to give up the best photos because of angle problems... so yeah, get head shots, they are easier to deal with.

Have your agent talk to my agent, maybe we can cut a deal for these LA pictures...

MissInformation

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Remember, wide-eyed doesn't mean innocent.

LBK Rules

06-05-2003, 10:46

Here's a close-to-being head on shot:

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid61/p6c2f4e1e9b86b93c5b850ff57d1184ca/fc3922f5.jpg

MissInformation

28-05-2003, 01:11

Boy, just look how excited Dave gets over his birthday presents...

http://www.factorfantasy.com/Photos/DaveBday2.jpg

Happy birthday, Dave! I hope all of your birthday wishes come true, unless of course, they have to do with the destruction of my Paint Shop Pro program or anything along those lines.

MissInformation

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Whatever with the past has gone, The best is always yet to come. - Lucy Larcom

Mike Schroeder

28-05-2003, 01:14

he looks more like a confused gorilla in that picture in a b-day hat, but i guess its his b-day, so happy birthday :-p

dlavery

28-05-2003, 11:05

"confused gorilla "!!!!

Why, I am insulted! I am never confused. Startled, not-yet-decided, still-making up-my-mind, still-need-morning-caffeine, perhaps. But not confused. I was thinking more along the lines of an "optimistic orangutan" or something similar.

Or perhaps a late-60's refugee "assuming the position" for "illegal display of a party hat in public." Or perhaps, "mild-mannered bureaucrat rejoicing over the wanton destruction of PaintShop Pro software vendor facilities and loss of all active copies of the program."

But, what ever...

-dave

Joe Matt

28-05-2003, 11:34

Many happy wishes Dave.

Mr. Ivey

28-05-2003, 12:09

Yes, happy destructive to PaintShop Pro wishes Dave. Just when she comes back after you don't let her near your PowerBook G4.
ivey

Amanda Morrison

28-05-2003, 12:54

Happy Birthday to the guy who let me embarrass myself in public - and then rewarded me for it!

EddieMcD

28-05-2003, 15:16

Ay, she's at it again. Look's like I have to protect people from you now... STAND BACK!

So Dave, how old are you today anyway?

::flies off before Dave tries to kill me::

Happy birthday Dave. :cool:

Mike Schroeder

28-05-2003, 19:23

after further looking at the picture, you look soooooo hhappy, you look like you just won a million dollars :p..... <-- translation --> I forgot you worked for nasa..... dont have a satellite crash on my house please

*thinks he owes Dave a Few more Krispy Kremes*

Joe Matt

28-05-2003, 19:58

Originally posted by MissInformation
Boy, just look how excited Dave gets over his birthday presents...

http://www.factorfantasy.com/Photos/DaveBday2.jpg

Happy birthday, Dave! I hope all of your birthday wishes come true, unless of course, they have to do with the destruction of my Paint Shop Pro program or anything along those lines.

MissInformation

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Whatever with the past has gone, The best is always yet to come. - Lucy Larcom

Doesn't it suck to have someone on your team able to do photoshop? That pic is SO going to be circulated in the team... :D ;) :p

Wetzel

29-05-2003, 02:23

Originally posted by JosephM
Doesn't it suck to have someone on your team able to do photoshop? That pic is SO going to be circulated in the team... :D ;) :p

It already went out on the team listserv.

Dave also got a hardcopy photo album of all the pictures done this past year.

Wetzel
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There were alot of blank spaces in that album...

Mike Schroeder

29-05-2003, 02:56

I think we move on and torment someone else.... does anyone have a REAL but funny pic of hmm it could be anyone, Dean Kamen, Woodie Flowers, just not.... *exhibist shifty eye* i know there are a few out there

Patrick Duffy

02-06-2003, 20:35

I honestly think I got stupider (is that a word) from reading this thread. Its like a bad version of photoshop phriday. AHHH!

MissInformation

17-06-2003, 23:59

Someone should tell Dave to watch out for those security cameras all elevators have...

http://www.factorfantasy.com/Photos/elevator.jpg

MissInformation

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This photo did not come from any ideas mentioned by any persons in the Questions Only thread, no indeedy, so no need to check there, none at all... (there, that should protect you Ste... er, never mind...)

Mike Schroeder

18-06-2003, 02:18

Originally posted by MissInformation
Someone should tell Dave to watch out for those security cameras all elevators have...

http://www.factorfantasy.com/Photos/elevator.jpg

MissInformation

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This photo did not come from any ideas mentioned by any persons in the Questions Only thread, no indeedy, so no need to check there, none at all... (there, that should protect you Ste... er, never mind...) *makes a note to try really really hard to stay on Hedi's good side... there are already enough weird pictures of me out there

EddieMcD

18-06-2003, 20:20

At least she can't do any of me. I'm already hiding my face!

MissInformation

18-06-2003, 23:17

Originally posted by "Big Mike"
*makes a note to try really really hard to stay on Hedi's good side... there are already enough weird pictures of me out there

Why Mike, this makes it seem like you think Dave is on my bad side... ;)

Oh, and Eddie: :p

MissInformation

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I almost never choose sides, good or bad. I prefer neutral (chaotic of course).

Wetzel

19-06-2003, 11:44

Originally posted by MissInformation

MissInformation

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I almost never choose sides, good or bad. I prefer neutral (chaotic of course). [/B]

Neutral as in who can you poke fun at now?

Wetzel
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I know where the pictures live.
*shifty eyes*

EddieMcD

19-06-2003, 15:39

::searches quotes for something stupid Heidi says::

Aww... I don't have one. I'll find one somewhere though!

::chooses a quote at random::

"me yelling "Tomorrow I can buy Pornography!!" through the house wasnt such a good idea ;-)"
-DJ from 45

dez250

19-06-2003, 15:41

hahaha heidi i got a great picture of ..... i need you to photoshop, it will be great, and it will be fun.... Ill send you it later if you agree.
~Mike

Patrick Duffy

19-06-2003, 23:52

http://guitaristsbane.ath.cx

I have a section dedicated to photoshopping now.....yes its a rip off of www.somethingawful.com, but thats ok.

Matt Attallah

20-06-2003, 10:31

Dave is still a pimp.

I wanted his autograph with Dean and Woodie's at nationals - but he was no where to be found until they asked me to leave...:(

utishpenguin

23-06-2003, 23:08

at nationals did some people got a pin titled " lavery's seal of approval"?

RogerR

24-06-2003, 12:06

Originally posted by utishpenguin
at nationals did some people got a pin titled " lavery's seal of approval"?

I didn't.
Does that mean that Mr. Lavery doesn't approve of me?

chellyzee93

24-06-2003, 12:21

D: oh wow.. what are you going to do with yourself? If dave doesn't approve of you... eek ;)

D.J. Fluck

24-06-2003, 13:35

Originally posted by RogerR
I didn't.
Does that mean that Mr. Lavery doesn't approve of me?

I didnt get a pin either, but when I was introduced to him after the competition was over he was like "ohhhhhhh we all are familiar with your work ;)"

whats that supposed to mean? :p