Movie Quotes Game

[Hailfire]

This is a game where one person posts a quote from a movie. The next person posts a response to that quote that pretty much responds to the previous quote. (It doesn't have to be from the same movie. It can be a quote from another movie.) I'll start.

"We must convince the Commerce Guild and the Corporate Alliance to sign the treaty."

[Scottie2Hottie]

(start with a better quote)

[Scottie2Hottie]

You're mother was a hampster and your father smells of elderberry

[Rurouni]

That last one is from Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy grail.

"Who else is gonna do it? You?"

[John JediMaster]

Toss me...don't tell the elf!

[WakeZero]

<Extremely edited>

From Chasing Amy, at the comic book convention... By far the funniest opening for a movie ever!

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Hooper X: Now. Vader, he's a spiritual brother, down with the force and all that good *stuff*. Then this *white* Skywalker gets his hands on a lightsaber, and the boy decides HE'S gonna run the whole *freaking* universe! Gets a whole KLAN of whites together and they go bust up Vader's hood, the Death Star! Now what the *freak* do you call that?

Banky: Intergalatic civil war?
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[John JediMaster]

no it was from Two Towers at the battle of Helms Deep, Gimli to Aragorn

[Hermione692]

"Solar winds will be caught..."
or
"It is not our ablities that show who we truely are, it is our choices" --my senior quote btw :D

Hermione

[Aaron Lussier]

Wakezero, your supposed to put the quote in and not say where it is from, thats the point of the thread, to guess where the quote is from, mind you its a great quote and yes VERY VERY edited, but still an awsome movie.

Rurouni, Your quote sounds fairly reminescent of a scene in Exective Decision

Hmm A quote...

"In nomine patrie, et fili et spiritu sancti"

[Amanda Morrison]

BOONDOCK SAINTS!

Only the BEST movie ever. Who can resist drunken Irish killing movies? ARGH I love that movie.

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Here's one showing my age (I suppose) -

"Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe every night?"

[Redhead Jokes]

Breakfast Club

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"I'm a damaged person. I'm letting you know ahead of time because damaged people are dangerous. We already know we can survive."

[Coco the Monkey]

Easy one: "Ill be back."

[Josh Hambright]

Terminator
Or was it that other one Running Man or something like that? the one were he is running away form the crazy dudes on motorcycles...

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"10:15.... Press Return"

[Redhead Jokes]

Pi


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"I have GOT to get me one of those!"

[AdamT]

Men in Black

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"My finger points"

[taran86]

so much for the rules...well as soon as everyone gets on track I'll be back...

[Carolyn Duncan]

Kung Pow
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"Oh, Johnny, I apologize I'd forgotten you were there. You may go."

[Redhead Jokes]

Tombstone


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"Last night you were unhinged. You were like some desperate howling demon. You frightened me. Do it again."

[MBiddy]

I had to kill Bob Morton because he made a mistake. Now it's time to erase that mistake.

[Coco the Monkey]

"If his man pulls a knife, your man pulls a gun. If he sends one of your guys to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. THATS the Chicago way."

[Redhead Jokes]

Untouchables

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I'm not much of a man by the light of day, but by night I'm one hell of a lover."

[John JediMaster]

you big red source of all evil!

[Kiwi_queen]

"Don't drink and drive. That's why I ride a bicycle."

[Redhead Jokes]

"Why not just shoot my buddy, take his job and give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president."

[Kiwi_queen]

"OH! THE SOT HAS SPOKEN! ...REMEMBER THIS, NEVER FORGET THIS: WHEN I FOUND YOU, YOU WERE SO SLOBBERING DRUNK, YOU COULDN'T BUY BRANDY! <turning to other person> AND YOU! FRIENDLESS, BRAINLESS, HELPLESS, HOPELESS! DO YOU WANT ME TO SEND YOU BACK TO WHERE YOU WERE, UNEMPLOYED, IN GREENLAND???"

[Mullet]

Ok. No idea. But here's one:

"You're lucky you came on Italian night. Here's some spaghetti bolgnese."

[MBiddy]

The Princess Bride

[Coco the Monkey]

And in the morning, I'm making waffles!

[Mullet]

Shrek and my previous quote was Vegas Vacation. Here's another quote:

"But you didn't say 'God Bless You' when I sneezed!"

(any person I know, please refrain from answering. I know you know.)

[Jeff Waegelin]

Originally posted by Mullet
"But you didn't say 'God Bless You' when I sneezed!"


Loki (Matt Damon) in Dogma

[Redhead Jokes]

Dogma *loved that movie*

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"Wow... the Slayer's a robot! Did everybody else know the Slayer was a robot?"

[Kiwi_queen]

(The Gift)
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"The crow is his link between the land of the
living and the realm of the dead."

[Thos]

"Whoa! Now you're shooting a gun at your imaginary friend
near four hundred gallons of nitroglycerine."

[Aaron Lussier]

Hehehe Fight Club, I love that movie
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"I gotta get my Tool"

[Zangretron]

I'll leave that "tool" quote to be pondered...

Here's mine,

"V-E-R-N...my main man, Vern"

It's an excellent quote. Definitely.

[Marygrace]

"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, diddly dee, all standing in a row. Bum bum bum, big ones, small ones, ones as big as your head...I'd never have to do this if Mufasa were here!"

Only the classics. :D

[Aaron Lussier]

Originally posted by Aaron Lussier
Hehehe Fight Club, I love that movie
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"I gotta get my Tool"


???? Has no one here seen the brand New Gone in 60 Seconds, it where Kip and Mirror Man have to get the Porche, Kip uses his "tool", A brick to break the window to get to the car

[TomWx]

Originally posted by Marygrace
"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, diddly dee, all standing in a row. Bum bum bum, big ones, small ones, ones as big as your head...I'd never have to do this if Mufasa were here!"

Only the classics. :D

Here's an even better classic. Gotta Love Mel Brooks.

Hedley Lamarr: Meeting adjourned! Oh, I am sorry sir I didn't mean to overstep my bounds, you say that.
Governor William J. Le Petomane: What?
Hedley Lamarr: Meeting is adjourned.
Governor William J. Le Petomane: It is?
Hedley Lamarr: No, you say that governor!
Governor William J. Le Petomane: What?
Hedley Lamarr: Meeting is adjourned!
Governor William J. Le Petomane: It is?
Hedley Lamarr: Here sir, play with this!
[Hands the governor a rubber ball and paddle set.]

[Mike Schroeder]

Are the speeders Ready yet?

[Marygrace]

Originally posted by TomWx
Here's an even better classic. Gotta Love Mel Brooks.

Hedley Lamarr: Meeting adjourned! Oh, I am sorry sir I didn't mean to overstep my bounds, you say that.
Governor William J. Le Petomane: What?
Hedley Lamarr: Meeting is adjourned.
Governor William J. Le Petomane: It is?
Hedley Lamarr: No, you say that governor!
Governor William J. Le Petomane: What?
Hedley Lamarr: Meeting is adjourned!
Governor William J. Le Petomane: It is?
Hedley Lamarr: Here sir, play with this!
[Hands the governor a rubber ball and paddle set.]

You didn't guess what classic though...n-e thoughts?

[Katie Reynolds]

Originally posted by Marygrace
"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, diddly dee, all standing in a row. Bum bum bum, big ones, small ones, ones as big as your head...I'd never have to do this if Mufasa were here!"

Only the classics. :D The Lion King!!!!

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How bout this one?

"All you have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to you."

[Marygrace]

Originally posted by Katie Reynolds
The Lion King!!!!

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How bout this one?

"All you have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to you."

The Lord of the Rings :D

How about this one?

"Amazing! That was perfect aim!" "What are you talking about? I missed?"

[Aaron Lussier]

The Mummy returns

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"If we don't hold down this city we are gonna have 100 caskets to fill by morning"

[Thos]

Black Hawk Down

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"My way's not very sportsmanlike."

[Marygrace]

As Good As It Gets

"You were like woah, and i was like woah, and we were like woah," "It's like he is trying to talk to me, I swear!"

[John JediMaster]

first that was from finding nemo. and

My quote:

"perhaps today is a good day to die. Prepare for ramming speed!"

[Thos]

Star Trek: First Contact

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"I'm a little fuzzy on this whole good/bad thing."

[John JediMaster]

Poop dog poop!

[Thos]

My old quote is still up for grabs....

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And also, a new quote!

"What do they call you? Wheels?"

[Kiwi_queen]

"My name is Inigo Montoyo. You killed my father...prepare to die."

[T967]

first off "You were like woah, and i was like woah, and we were like woah," "It's like he is trying to talk to me, I swear!" is as good as it gets. Finding Nemo just copied it.
Poop dog poop!
is that Caddyshack?
"What do they call you? Wheels?"
X-men 1
"My name is Inigo Montoyo. You killed my father...prepare to die."
The princess bride.


Try to guess this one:
"He killed them with their love boss"

[Thos]

"I'll hit you so hard, I'll kill him!"

[EvilInside]

"Gleaming marina blue, sunfire yellow, marlboro red, begging to be plucked."

[Thos]

"I'm a little fuzzy on this whole good/bad thing."
-by me, from Ghostbusters

"I'll hit you so hard, I'll kill him!"
-also by me, from Multiplicity

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"Definitely feeling aggressive tendencies, Sir!"

[FotoPlasma]

Originally posted by TomWx
Here's an even better classic. Gotta Love Mel Brooks.

Hedley Lamarr: Meeting adjourned! Oh, I am sorry sir I didn't mean to overstep my bounds, you say that.
Governor William J. Le Petomane: What?
Hedley Lamarr: Meeting is adjourned.
Governor William J. Le Petomane: It is?
Hedley Lamarr: No, you say that governor!
Governor William J. Le Petomane: What?
Hedley Lamarr: Meeting is adjourned!
Governor William J. Le Petomane: It is?
Hedley Lamarr: Here sir, play with this!
[Hands the governor a rubber ball and paddle set.]

BLAZING SADDLES!!!

Definitely a classic.

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"It's a trap!"

[Hailfire]

"Choose your new fremen name."

"What is the name of that mouse that likes to sneak around hiding in its places?"

"You mean Muad'Dib?"

"Yes, I would like that name."

"Very well then, your name is Muad'Dib."

- Dune

[Marygrace]

I have got one,

"It's called a Lance, hellooo?"

[Kel D]

Originally posted by Marygrace
I have got one,

"It's called a Lance, hellooo?"

Knight's Tale - good movie. Heath Ledger is one hottie.

[Nelly51987]

"youre not a singing group, youre a cult!"

[Marygrace]

"your daughters a freeaaakkk!"

[Thos]

"Don't drive angry!"

[computhief263]

"He talks?, Yea its getting him to shut up thats the trick"

"Alright nobody move, I got a dragon here and im not afraid to use it. I'm a donkey on the edge"

Shrek is a kick butt movie!!!

[LizJJury]

yeah that is definitely Shrek!
lol that movie is great


"Don't you people ever die?!"

"You're a dick."

that has to be my favorite movie oh and its sequel that just came out is also really good.

[Marygrace]

Originally posted by Marygrace
"your daughters a freeaaakkk!"

aaaaawwwww, come on! It was Black Knight. LOL, i love that movie. :)

[Aaron Lussier]

Originally posted by LizJJury



"Don't you people ever die?!"

"You're a dick."



X-Men

"We are getting very Agitated..."

"Yes we are"

[computhief263]

[quote]
"We are getting very Agitated..."

"Yes we are"
[/qoute]

was that the " matrix reloaded"?


"I'm down, I've got the 411 and U are not going out and getting jiggy w/ some guy. I don't care how dope his ride is."

[Thos]

Chloe looked like Meryl Streep's skeleton would look if you took it to a party and made it be extra nice to everyone.

[Coco the Monkey]

Donner party of 30?

[Meredith Rice]

Patch Adams

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."

[FotoPlasma]

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."

[OneAngryDaisy]

Dr Strangelove








"During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box; and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody. "

[Meredith Rice]

Happy Gilmore

"And so that night, when he came home, I fixed him his drink...as usual. You know some guys just cant hold their arsenic."

[Da SPAMinatress]

"SOmething wrong Tumbler?"
"Yea, I'm missing Jerry Springer."

[Aaron Lussier]

"From the moment I slapped eyes on this hombre, I smelled trouble. And re-fried beans"

[Coco the Monkey]

"Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, can I take your order?"

[Carolyn Duncan]

Methinks that was Good Burger but I'm not sure ;)
Anyways here's mine
"I can't feed Pug tuna, I'd be an abomination!"

[Melissa Nute]

Lilo and Stich\

mine is : After class, I'll gladly demonstrate how boy dinosaurs got their BUTTS KICKED by girl dinosaurs on a regular basis.

[utishpenguin]

"excercise give you endophrins [sp?], endophrins make you happy, happy people just DONT kill their husbands"

who is up for legally blonde 2?

haha

[pauluffel]

Arrrgh! The best quote mentioned was passed by!
Originally posted by Redhead Jokes
"I'm not much of a man by the light of day, but by night I'm one hell of a lover."
I"m just a sweet transvestite...
From the Rocky Horror Picture Show for all of you youngins who"ve never seen it. And as to the men who can"t hold their arsenic and run into women"s knives - or rather, run into them ten times - definately Chicago (I betcha you would have guessed the same).

"When I was little my mother told me never to look into the sun,
So when I was six,
I did."

and from another movie

"...it"s a rock."

[Aaron Lussier]

Originally posted by pauluffel

and from another movie

"...it"s a rock."

OK this one took me a while, but just as I was leaving from a friends house it hit me... that quote is from A Bugs Life.

ok this one is from a movie that isnt out yet.. hope you've seen the trailer

" I'm waiting to be impressed"

[tatsak42]

League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

Correction on quote above:
We are getting aggravated
Yes we are.

"Anyone who isn't dead or from another plane of existence would do well to cover their ears right about now."

[Aaron Lussier]

Originally posted by pauluffel

"When I was little my mother told me never to look into the sun,
So when I was six,
I did."



Another one that was just kinda luck, We had a movie night at my friends house last night and we rented a bunch of movies well... one of them happend to be the movie "Pi" which is where this quote is from.

"You ever notice how all the prices end in nine? Dang, that's eerie... "

*Edit* slight modification due to typing nmad backwards *edit*

[Yan Wang]

"You ever notice how all the prices end in nine? Dang, that's eerie... "

CLERKS!!! Heh, yeah, good movie. So was Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (lots of lil jokes in there).

My quote:

I don't tip because society says I gotta. I tip when somebody deserves a tip. When somebody really puts forth an effort, they deserve a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, that s***'s for the birds. As far as I'm concerned, they're just doin their job.

^^ That is one good movie...

[Yan Wang]

^ That was from Reservoir Dogs. Now let's try to revive this thread. Movies are cool

Here's an easy one:
I am not a man!

[Madison]

Return of the King

"I never dreamed that I would climb over the moon in ecstasy, but nevertheless it's there that I am shortly about to be!"

[FotoPlasma]

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Tim Burton's filming a remake of it, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, with Johnny Depp as Willy Wonka. I remember hearing rumours about Marilyn Manson playing him, a couple years ago, but I'm still looking forward to it. :D

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."

[KenWittlief]

Casablanca (too easy :c)
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"I wanna goto the white house!

I wanna meet Jackie!

I dont want to be known as Mrs Hatch Blower!"

[KenWittlief]

nobody got the Mrs Hatchblower quote in 24 hours - I will leave it up (somebody had to see the movie)

and give you another one to keep the thread going:

"I've got a hole in me pocket!"

[robot180]

"I wanna goto the white house!

I wanna meet Jackie!

I dont want to be known as Mrs Hatch Blower!"
I think this was from Apollo XIII

[TomWx]

"I've got a hole in me pocket!"

Harry Potter? I honestly have no clue, but I remembered a quote of my own (From a real movie, that others have seen, I'm not in it, don't get any ideas.)

"I could be bounded in a nut shell and count myself a king of infinite space."

[KenWittlief]

I think this was from Apollo XIII

no - Gus Grissoms wife in 'the Right Stuff' after the hatch blew on the second mercury flight, causing it to sink and be lost in the ocean.

[JVN]

no - Gus Grissoms wife in 'the Right Stuff' after the hatch blew on the second mercury flight, causing it to sink and be lost in the ocean.Gah!
I actually knew that one (just saw your post this morning)!
I love that movie...

Here's One:
"You ain't from this planet are you Vincent? Who... is gonna rob 2 black fellas... holdin pistols... sat in a car, that's worth less than your shirt?"

[Aaron Lussier]

Gah!
I actually knew that one (just saw your post this morning)!
I love that movie...

Here's One:
"You ain't from this planet are you Vincent? Who... is gonna rob 2 black fellas... holdin pistols... sat in a car, that's worth less than your shirt?"

Snatch!!! Love that movie!

Ok heres a tough one, it's from my favorite movie of 2003

"With a little money, we can help you get revenge. The assailant drew blood. Blood calls for revenge. Vengeance is a human right."

[KenWittlief]

"I got a hole in me pocket!"
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Harry Potter? I honestly have no clue,

no - way off - about 33 years off :c)

BTW - anyone who is even thinking of becoming an engineer should be REQUIRED to watch 'the Right Stuff' - is a dramatized documentary about the early jet test pilots and the Mercury space program - one of my favorite movies.

[FotoPlasma]

no - way off - about 33 years off :c)
I was going to try to let someone else answer this, but since no one has...

The Yellow Submarine

[MissInformation]

Ok heres a tough one, it's from my favorite movie of 2003

"With a little money, we can help you get revenge. The assailant drew blood. Blood calls for revenge. Vengeance is a human right."

Irreversible

Here's one from one of the most criminally dumb yet utterly hilarious movies I've seen:

"Obey My Dog."

[KenWittlief]

I was going to try to let someone else answer this, but since no one has...

The Yellow Submarine

correct! but you forgot to put up a movie quote to continue the thread :^)

[FotoPlasma]

correct! but you forgot to put up a movie quote to continue the thread :^)
There's already another line of quotes. Started with the Harry Potter answer.
"Obey My Dog."

[SaxMan701]

Saw this movie today...let's see if anyone knows where it's ORIGINALLY from...

"Say hello to my little friend..."

[robot180]

"Say hello to my little friend..."
Scarface

Try this one...

"Say hello to my stanky little friend..."