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shyra1353
09-06-2003, 17:45
Should it??
It depends--do you believe truth is universal and the same for everyone, or individual and relative to each person's perception of reality?
chellyzee93
09-06-2003, 22:38
Who cares about their own reality when there's mine to believe?
Melissa Nute
09-06-2003, 22:44
Do you ever wonder that your life is a Reality TV Show like Truman Show or Edtv..? I know I do...
MissInformation
10-06-2003, 12:38
Do you ever feel like your life is so weird no one would ever believe it was real?
Marygrace
10-06-2003, 13:46
Do you ever wonder if you are the only one that exists and everyone around is just an illusion?
Patrick Duffy
10-06-2003, 14:19
Who would wonder about that?
Blacknight
10-06-2003, 16:06
Who would be a pilosopher to ponder all this shamooie in the first place?
Kristina
10-06-2003, 17:43
What kind of word is shamooie?
Amanda Morrison
10-06-2003, 17:45
Isn't that just a word you made up, or am I wrong?
OneAngryDaisy
11-06-2003, 11:19
Did you hear about how Oxford just added a lot of obscure words to their dictionary, including bling bling?
*true story- (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20030607/ap_on_en_ot/swinging_dictionary_8)
Coco the Monkey
11-06-2003, 11:26
What so 'bling bling' is no longer concidered slang?
Blacknight
11-06-2003, 12:10
But what do you concider slang in the first place?
MissInformation
11-06-2003, 12:32
Don't you know that dictionaries often include slang and even say that it's slang in the definition of the word?
What do you expect them to know of dictionaries when they spell "consider" as "concider"?
(Though, I must admit my spelling isn't exactly pristine ;))
LBK Rules
11-06-2003, 14:27
Consider what?
shyra1353
11-06-2003, 15:07
What is the opposite of sorry??
Amanda Morrison
11-06-2003, 15:11
Wouldn't you assume that it's 'not sorry'? :)
mgreenley
11-06-2003, 16:54
well, you would assume that wouldn't you?
OneAngryDaisy
11-06-2003, 17:39
Didn't Mamma always say you couldn't assume anything?
Didn't she say youd make an $@#$@#$@# out of you and me?
Brandon Martus
11-06-2003, 22:27
How do you pronounce that?
Why do you even need to know how to pronounce it?
What's so hard to pronounce about "dollar-at-pound, dollar-at-pound, dollar-at-pound"?
Isn't this getting a little out of hand?
Melissa Nute
11-06-2003, 23:09
Doesn't everything go farther than you wish it did?
/me sighs:(
D.J. Fluck
12-06-2003, 02:55
Is it a bad thing to be lazy?
Matt Attallah
12-06-2003, 08:21
Why should it be a bad thing to be lazy?
Patrick Duffy
12-06-2003, 09:43
Who said it was bad to be lazy?
Why shouldn't it be a bad thing to be lazy?
MissInformation
12-06-2003, 11:10
Isn't laziness sloth which is one of the 7 deadly sins? :eek:
Coco the Monkey
12-06-2003, 11:44
Are sloths Vegetarians? If not, How do they catch their food?
OneAngryDaisy
12-06-2003, 20:08
Don't vegetarians eat only meat, fat, and gristle?
What about those level 5 vegans, who eat nothing that casts a shadow?
Amanda Morrison
13-06-2003, 20:12
Don't you just want to feed those people a Snickers bar and a Porterhouse?
Mike Schroeder
13-06-2003, 22:00
who will deliver the food?
Melissa Nute
13-06-2003, 22:27
Why must it always have to deal with food?
Da SPAMinatress
13-06-2003, 23:05
because we can't live without food?
Sean_330
15-06-2003, 01:03
Does anyone here like airline food?
Kristina
15-06-2003, 01:37
I love Qantas and some other airline food; am I weird?
KyleGilbert45
15-06-2003, 02:50
Do you really want us to answer that question?
D.J. Fluck
15-06-2003, 03:05
Does anyone else also think that Kristina has a few problems?
Do you think she likes it because its on the same level as school food instead of prison food/animal feed?
Cory
FotoPlasma
15-06-2003, 03:13
What the heck was that supposed to mean?
Brandon Martus
15-06-2003, 11:36
Was it supposed to mean or mode?
mgreenley
15-06-2003, 13:01
Do we have to involve math in this?
Jeff Waegelin
15-06-2003, 17:11
Who here doesn't want to talk about math?
shyra1353
15-06-2003, 19:54
Why dont you like math??
Why do you want to talk about math?
Breanne M
16-06-2003, 14:59
Why would anyone want to talk about math?
Amanda Morrison
16-06-2003, 16:01
Shouldn't everything revolve around English, not math?
D.J. Fluck
16-06-2003, 16:59
But isn't math considered the universal language?
Sean_330
16-06-2003, 17:23
Why is math so boring?
Greg Ross
16-06-2003, 17:43
Is math boring?
Does that not depend on whom you ask?
OneAngryDaisy
16-06-2003, 23:16
Why are there so many dumb questions in this thread?
Matt Attallah
16-06-2003, 23:47
Why do you care?
utishpenguin
16-06-2003, 23:55
is commiting suicide that good for one?
mgreenley
17-06-2003, 10:24
Isn't suicide considered to be the most sincere form of self criticism?
It depends--are you by chance Japanese?
chellyzee93
17-06-2003, 12:15
Do I look Japanese to you?
Brandon Martus
17-06-2003, 12:45
What happens if I don't ask a question in this thread?
Ricky Q.
17-06-2003, 12:52
Will you get eaten by a pack of rabid donkeys?
MissInformation
17-06-2003, 14:08
Or would he be locked into an elevator with 20 gassy monkeys and the only music playing is that Macarena song?
Steve Shade
17-06-2003, 15:02
Is this how you plan to torture Dave next?
Coco the Monkey
17-06-2003, 15:24
Didnt this happen at the Radisson in houston during nationals?
Nelly51987
17-06-2003, 19:03
or did it happen at your mom's house?
Blacknight
17-06-2003, 19:05
Didn't it happen at your grandma's house?
Originally posted by Brandon Martus
What happens if I don't ask a question in this thread?
There's but one way to find out.
*lightning strike*
Ok, ok ... you didn't really think I'd not ask a question, did you?
Brandon Martus
17-06-2003, 22:18
Uh.. is that allowed?
Melissa Nute
17-06-2003, 22:20
Isn't threatening the admin a bad thing?
Da SPAMinatress
17-06-2003, 23:02
but what if he threatens you first ?
shyra1353
17-06-2003, 23:09
why are people threatening other people??
Amanda Morrison
18-06-2003, 00:04
Haven't you heard that Brandon is a pretty vicious guy?
D.J. Fluck
18-06-2003, 00:26
Have you ever heard the phrase, "Violence is bad" ???
Kristina
18-06-2003, 01:38
Isn't hearing that from DJ pretty ironic?
Mike Schroeder
18-06-2003, 02:57
if DJ said that wouldnt the world end? (gets a beach chair goes out onto roof and waits for floods)
chellyzee93
18-06-2003, 10:39
Aren't I a bit short to survive if even BIG Mike isn't tall enough!?!? :ahh:
Victim of Fate
18-06-2003, 17:34
Do you think size is everything?
pauluffel
18-06-2003, 17:53
Is that how you try to accept the Fate that you"re the Victim of?
utishpenguin
18-06-2003, 18:00
inner balance? or just you?
Amanda Morrison
18-06-2003, 22:22
Doesn't it sound like you guys should try yoga or something?
FotoPlasma
19-06-2003, 01:44
Does that have anything to do with lifting an X-Wing out of a swamp with your mind?
Mike Schroeder
19-06-2003, 01:52
or a statue of Yougurt off of Barf's Foot?
D.J. Fluck
19-06-2003, 02:36
Anyone in the mood for some pizza the hutt?
Victim of Fate
19-06-2003, 10:52
Are you trying to change the subject?
Jeff Waegelin
19-06-2003, 10:56
What if I want to change the subject?
Brandon Martus
19-06-2003, 11:52
Do you?
Ricky Q.
19-06-2003, 11:56
Why would he want to do that?
LBK Rules
19-06-2003, 19:49
Do what?
(I think it would be easier to read if the sigs were turned off)
pauluffel
19-06-2003, 20:17
Why do you want me to turn off my signature?
What signature would be turned off?
(Noticing that you don't have one. :rolleyes: )
chellyzee93
19-06-2003, 21:08
What is in a signature anyhow?
Brandon Martus
19-06-2003, 22:35
Is this better?
KyleGilbert45
20-06-2003, 02:41
is what better?
Originally posted by KyleGilbert45
is what better?
Can't you figure it out on your own?
Kristina
20-06-2003, 02:57
Could it be something in the water in Kokomo?
FotoPlasma
20-06-2003, 05:47
Something other than water and LSD, you mean?
Victim of Fate
20-06-2003, 11:40
Did you see that futurama episode also?
utishpenguin
20-06-2003, 13:45
why did only showed five episodes of AUSA?
Amanda Morrison
20-06-2003, 19:07
What the heck have you guys been talking about since I last replied?
Blacknight
20-06-2003, 20:25
What the heck have you been talking about when you wern't replying?
Is that any business of yours?
Cory
chellyzee93
22-06-2003, 00:27
Shouldn't you mind your own business cory?:P
D.J. Fluck
22-06-2003, 00:52
What's going on here?!
David Kelly
22-06-2003, 01:46
Who else wants to go to Girls Night Out (http://www.wfms.com/events/gno2003.asp)?
Mike Schroeder
22-06-2003, 01:46
"pardon me for asking sir but what good are stunt fighters gonna be against that?"
Brandon Martus
22-06-2003, 01:58
against what?
pauluffel
22-06-2003, 15:00
Did you not get the memo?
Carolyn Duncan
22-06-2003, 15:37
What did it say?
It was the one from the other day, right?
EricS-Team180
22-06-2003, 22:05
The one with "For your eyes Only?"
Brandon Martus
22-06-2003, 22:23
Are you calling me four eyes?
Da SPAMinatress
22-06-2003, 22:35
well... do you HAVE four eyes?
OneAngryDaisy
22-06-2003, 22:38
Four I's in my name?
Elgin Clock
23-06-2003, 12:12
Why, is your name Mississippi??
Why would that be my name?
Nelly51987
23-06-2003, 17:52
why wouldn't that be your name?
KyleGilbert45
23-06-2003, 20:12
whats in a name?
MissInformation
23-06-2003, 21:44
Would a rose by any other name really smell as sweet?
What if you called it stench blossom? Or crap weed?
mgreenley
24-06-2003, 19:01
[Huge amount of sarcasm]
Who wouldn't like the name "crap weed"? Who?
[/Huge amount of sarcasm]
utishpenguin
24-06-2003, 20:47
where is the world of sarcasm going to?!
Kristina
24-06-2003, 20:59
What universe is the world of sarcasm in?
Matt Attallah
25-06-2003, 10:37
Why do we need sarcasm for this world right now?
Elgin Clock
25-06-2003, 12:10
Is this much talk about sarcasm really necessary?
shyra1353
25-06-2003, 14:41
Are you being sarcastic??
D.J. Fluck
25-06-2003, 14:52
What has happened to society?
MissInformation
25-06-2003, 14:59
Do you really have the time for me to answer that question?
EricS-Team180
25-06-2003, 21:35
Does anybody really know what time it is?
Brandon Martus
25-06-2003, 21:35
What about that lady who talks about the time at the tone?
beep
mgreenley
25-06-2003, 21:48
Is that the lady that talks to lonley people like me that leave the phone off the hook?:rolleyes:
shyra1353
26-06-2003, 00:19
or is she the one who collects bags??
pauluffel
26-06-2003, 02:43
What bags does that lady collect?
Coco the Monkey
26-06-2003, 09:51
What if it is a bag that collects ladies?
Elgin Clock
26-06-2003, 12:04
Is that why old ladies are sometimes referred to as "old bags"?
mgreenley
26-06-2003, 19:01
Why is it every time I enter this thread everything goes downhill? Old bags, hmph.
Coco the Monkey
26-06-2003, 19:24
Are you an old bag?
shyra1353
27-06-2003, 16:31
would you be offended if i said yes??
Matt Attallah
27-06-2003, 17:44
Does anyone really care if you say yes?
KyleGilbert45
28-06-2003, 01:26
Like you to do what?
Mike Schroeder
28-06-2003, 02:54
Can I do It?
D.J. Fluck
28-06-2003, 03:46
Can Mike do anything right? ;)
FotoPlasma
28-06-2003, 04:04
strike that last one.
Can Mike do anything wrong?
KyleGilbert45
28-06-2003, 18:17
Who is to say what is right or wrong?
Mike Schroeder
28-06-2003, 19:38
who isnt to say what is right and wrong
Don't questions end in a '?' ?
Blacknight
28-06-2003, 22:51
Why should i care what you think?
(I'm the 400th replier!!)
FotoPlasma
28-06-2003, 23:10
What makes his opinion any less important than your own?
Nelly51987
28-06-2003, 23:22
what is this all about?
KyleGilbert45
29-06-2003, 01:49
I wonder if this thread will ever be locked?
Why would anyone want to lock this great tread?
Mike Schroeder
29-06-2003, 21:38
who is to say someone wont lock it
Ricky Q.
29-06-2003, 22:33
Who isn't to say the lock is broken?
shyra1353
30-06-2003, 02:30
what if someone picked the lock??
So if it was pickable, would you pick it?
Amanda Morrison
30-06-2003, 11:59
Just the lock, or we considering other pickable things as well?
D.J. Fluck
30-06-2003, 18:36
Does anyone else think that we shouldn't go that direction?
pauluffel
30-06-2003, 18:54
What"s wrong with picking that direction?
Kristina
30-06-2003, 18:57
Does anyone else have NO sense of direction?
chellyzee93
01-07-2003, 09:51
Does anybody know how to get to Kokomo?
Matt Attallah
01-07-2003, 10:22
Why in our right mind would we want to go to Kokomo?
Brandon Martus
01-07-2003, 10:36
To get away from it all?
:D
Should i take that as an insult?
Da SPAMinatress
01-07-2003, 16:15
what other things would you take as insults?
D.J. Fluck
01-07-2003, 16:19
Who can D.J. insult?
pauluffel
01-07-2003, 16:28
Would you be insulted is I asked 'Isn"t your presence insulting engough?'?
would you be talking in a mirror to yourself then?
Kristina
01-07-2003, 18:05
Isn't that a bit harsh?
FotoPlasma
01-07-2003, 18:46
Do you know the way to San Jose?
Melissa Nute
01-07-2003, 19:09
Can I fly out there?
Mike Schroeder
01-07-2003, 19:57
Why do i have no idea whats going on?
was big mike away again with the little kids all day?
D.J. Fluck
02-07-2003, 00:50
What is so hard about pressing the "Spell Check" button?
KyleGilbert45
02-07-2003, 01:58
What's Spell Check?
why would you want spell check?
SaxMan701
02-07-2003, 12:35
Why not?
isn't that a rhetorical question?
SaxMan701
02-07-2003, 23:20
Is that bad?
D.J. Fluck
02-07-2003, 23:45
Does Michael like to ask a lot of questions?
Nelly51987
03-07-2003, 00:15
are we talking about michael jackson or michael douglas?
Brandon Martus
03-07-2003, 00:19
When? Now?
MissInformation
03-07-2003, 08:52
Can you think of a better time than right now?
why don't we ask brandon this?
Elgin Clock
03-07-2003, 17:02
Who is this "Brandon" person you speak of?
D.J. Fluck
04-07-2003, 03:16
Is this Brandon person even real?
Brandon Martus
04-07-2003, 14:03
How do we find out?
Greg Perkins
04-07-2003, 15:57
how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood??!
are you trying to confuse me?
Matt Krass
05-07-2003, 02:29
Does he really need to try?
D.J. Fluck
05-07-2003, 10:45
Can somebody make the rain and flooding go away?
Brandon Martus
05-07-2003, 11:09
Where should I make it go?
Clark Gilbert
05-07-2003, 11:22
Should you make it go west?
chellyzee93
05-07-2003, 11:41
What's so wrong with going east?
BingoTheClowno
05-07-2003, 18:34
what are we talking about again?
utishpenguin
05-07-2003, 23:18
will this trhead ever end?
Nelly51987
06-07-2003, 23:57
doesn't end sound really weird if you say it a lot?
end end end end end end end HAHAHA
he didnt just say what i think he said did he?
Da SPAMinatress
07-07-2003, 17:07
shall we repeat it for you so you know for sure?
do you want me to repeat it again for you!
Brandon Martus
07-07-2003, 17:52
repeat what?
MissInformation
07-07-2003, 18:18
Did you hear the one about Pete and Repeat sitting on a fence?
FotoPlasma
07-07-2003, 18:36
I don't think so.
Could you repeat it for me?
will you tell it to me at the same time?
did everyone just forget about this thread?
Amanda Morrison
10-07-2003, 13:44
who could ever forget about this thread?
Katie Reynolds
10-07-2003, 23:03
why would you ask such a silly question?
do you find me silly for asking that question?
Clark Gilbert
11-07-2003, 00:22
Do you think this thread should be stopped?
Brandon Martus
11-07-2003, 00:34
What thread?
Matt Attallah
11-07-2003, 01:29
Why must you cause trouble, Clark?
Clark Gilbert
11-07-2003, 13:45
Why must everyone question my great ideas? :( :D
Are Clark's ideas really that great?
Matt Attallah
11-07-2003, 16:13
If a fly didn't have wings, would it be called a walk?
Carolyn Duncan
11-07-2003, 16:18
Why is it called a television SET when there's only one?
utishpenguin
12-07-2003, 12:28
maybe the parts inside make it a set?
why do they call a pair of pants a pair?
shyra1353
12-07-2003, 20:46
what else would you call them??
sanddrag
12-07-2003, 22:21
Why not call them a set of pants?
KyleGilbert45
13-07-2003, 02:02
Who cares?
Marygrace
13-07-2003, 14:15
Who doesn't care?
KyleGilbert45
13-07-2003, 17:30
Why does everyone always have to reply with the opposite of the previous question?
shyra1353
14-07-2003, 10:55
What else would we reply with??
D.J. Fluck
14-07-2003, 11:44
Do you think you are a comedian?
what would you define a comedian as?
Erin Rapacki
14-07-2003, 16:05
do comedians have to be funny?
D.J. Fluck
14-07-2003, 18:29
Speaking of comedians, does anyone else think that Saturday Night Live isn't funny anymore?
utishpenguin
14-07-2003, 21:21
does anyone the perverted rubbish makes a show funny?
do you think we can dump rubbish on a perverted show?
doesnt this remind people of that sly, tricky, ai, computer psychiatrist ?
Nelly51987
15-07-2003, 00:26
what?
Carolyn Duncan
15-07-2003, 11:57
Who are you talking about there?
Brandon Martus
15-07-2003, 12:52
where?
are you talking about the thing in indiana this weekend!
KyleGilbert45
15-07-2003, 21:11
whats going on in indiana this weekend?
Brandon Martus
15-07-2003, 21:22
the corn husk tossing contest?
Nelly51987
16-07-2003, 00:42
ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
Matt Attallah
16-07-2003, 10:18
Wonder what is the record for furthest thrown cork husk?
Hailfire
16-07-2003, 19:14
How about looking it up in the Guiness Book of Records?
Would that be in the Guiness Book of World Records?
KyleGilbert45
16-07-2003, 20:49
What's that?
Raven_Writer
17-07-2003, 11:02
When is that?
shyra1353
17-07-2003, 12:36
Doesnt everyone know what day it is??
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