Questions Only

[Jay H 237]

Are you talking about the countless times we've been through this?

[Lisa Perez]

Speaking of countless, are grains of sand REALLY countless?

[Bcahn836]

Why are you counting them?

[Bharat Nain]

Why are we even wasting our time on these stupid games?

[Jake177]

What else are we going to do in the off-season?

[Elyse Holguin]

aren't there great off-season competitions (like IRI for instance) that we could be going to?

[Bcahn836]

Why are we even wasting our time on these stupid games?

What was this thread about in the first place?
Does anybody know?

[Beth Sweet]

Didn't you read the first post?

[ZACH P.]

Yeah, didn't you do your research?

[Eugenia Gabrielov]

What if this is all just an illusion, this thread?

[Jay H 237]

See what?

[Bcahn836]

Speaking of illusions, did anyone see

Is that a question?

[Ryan M.]

Isn't it a question if you put a '?' at the end of it?

[ZACH P.]

Isn't it a question if you put a '?' at the end of it?

You mean a question mark?

[Lisa Perez]

Who's Mark? =P

[Elyse Holguin]

how did Mark get involved in this?

[looneylin]

don't u belive in me!?!

[Beth Sweet]

What team is Mark on?

[Elyse Holguin]

you mean to tell me Mark's not on FIRST's staff??

[Bcahn836]

Are you still talking about Mark Question?
That is his name right?

[MissInformation]

Did you hear Mr. Question had to have an operation on his colon: and now only has a semi-colon?

[Eugenia Gabrielov]

Why did this Question guy need an operation anyway, and where did he go for it?

[looneylin]

why r all these ppl so (editted -- not too bad but we had complaints) !?!

[Lisa Perez]

How are we (editted -- not too bad but we had complaints) ?

[Bcahn836]

Where does this thread lead?
Does it ever end?

[Jay H 237]

Why do you want this thread to end?

[Bcahn836]

Why do you want this thread to end?

Why would i want this thread to stop?

[Lisa Perez]

Doesn't this remind you of a thing called infinity?

[sirbleedsalot]

Is this the thread that never ends? (someone started it not knowing what it was ......)

[Jay H 237]

If we haven't seen the end of this thread yet how will we know it when it happens?

[Lisa Perez]

Won't pigs fly?

[Eugenia Gabrielov]

What if pigs start flying but the thread isn't over yet?

[Beth Sweet]

Do pigs parents tell them that they can do anything that they put their minds to also (such as flying)?

[sirbleedsalot]

Do pigs have to worry about being fit?

[Jay H 237]

Won't we have less bacon if pigs are fit?

[Beth Sweet]

Why would you even want to eat any kind of meat?

[sirbleedsalot]

Are you a vegitarian?

[Lisa Perez]

Or how about a vegan?

[Jay H 237]

Did you ever try a vegan pizza?

[Beth Sweet]

Isn't it nice being a vegetarian?

[chocolateluvrlr]

aren't humans on the top of the food chain for a reason?

[Spammy Badame]

wouldn't you like to eat some spam?

[Lisa Perez]

What do they REALLY put in a can of Spam?

[MissInformation]

Shouldn't that be, what don't they put into a can of Spam?

[Jay H 237]

Would they dare even list all the ingredients on the SPAM can?

[Dorienne]

Why would they, considering they would have to stop all production of SPAM?

[jgannon]

Does Dave think SPAM is pimp?

[Elgin Clock]

Has anyone ever made a pimp hat out of SPAM? :p

[Jay H 237]

What couldn't you make out of SPAM?

[Lisa Perez]

What about a fish tank?

[Bcahn836]

Would the fish tank hold water?

[Joshua May]

Or would it hold spam?

[Elyse Holguin]

wouldn't a spam fishtank with spam inside defeat the purpose?

[Lisa Perez]

Why would it defeat the purpose?

[Billfred]

Wouldn't it be worse to drown in a spam fish tank filled with spam?

[sirbleedsalot]

Worse than what?

[Beth Sweet]

Worse than anything?

[shyra1353]

What's worse than nothing ??

[ZACH P.]

What about losing everything?

[Jay H 237]

How can losing everything be worse than nothing when you don't have anything to begin with?

[Lisa Perez]

Was that a rhetorical question?

[Spammy Badame]

who said you don't have anything?

[Jeff Waegelin]

do you have anything?

[sirbleedsalot]

Does anyone ever have anything?

[MissInformation]

What if you can't tell the haves from the have nots?

[Joshua May]

Are there really any have nots?

[Lisa Perez]

Why wouldn't there be?

[Dorienne]

Do you know?

[Joshua May]

Do I know?

[shyra1353]

Wouldn't you know if you know ??

[Ben Lauer]

Why am I confused?

[dez250]

well are you as confused as me?

[Jeff Waegelin]

Is it even possible for anyone to be more confused than you?

[Dorienne]

Is it even possible to be more confused than anyone?

[Lisa Perez]

Would that be called confuseditis?

[Jay H 237]

Is there a cure for confuseditis yet?

[Spammy Badame]

Does there need to be a cure for confuseditis?

[Elyse Holguin]

what are the symptoms for confuseditis?

[Elgin Clock]

Does one even know when they have confuseditis?

[Joshua May]

Wouldn't they be too confused to know they have confuseditis?

[Lisa Perez]

Wouldn't people around them tell them, or would they have confuseditis as well?

[shyra1353]

Is confuseditis even a word ??

[Elgin Clock]

Are you going to look it up in the dictionary?

[sirbleedsalot]

What if I do not have a dictionary?

[Lisa Perez]

Couldn't you use Google to look up confuseditis?

[Elyse Holguin]

is google becoming everyone's problem solver?

[Lisa Perez]

:o What if people have Googlitis, too?

[Joshua May]

What would that be?

[Jay H 237]

Will it have similar symptoms?

[Elgin Clock]

Do you think you will have similar symptoms because you have G-Mail?

[shyra1353]

Does that mean you cannot get it if you do not have Gmail ??

[Lisa Perez]

Can you get it if you have Firefox because the default search engine is Google?

[sirbleedsalot]

Are we still talking about Googlitis?

[shyra1353]

What else would we be talking about ??

[dez250]

Is Greg Ross the tour guide still?

[Lisa Perez]

Tour guide of what, Googlitis? :p

[Jay H 237]

What is the tour schedule?

[melissa]

Why do we need a schedule?

[Joe3]

How would you know what time to go?

[Billfred]

Why not tattoo the tour schedule on everyone's foreheads backwards?

[Joshua May]

Wouldn't that be difficult to write the whole thing backwards?

[Lisa Perez]

Could it be difficult yet pimp at the same time?

[Beth Sweet]

Why on earth are we even talking about this?

[Dorienne]

Talking about what on earth?
--d0ri

[Jay H 237]

Do you have any idea of how many different things are on the earth?

[greencactus3]

do i have an idea or a fact?

[shyra1353]

Can you explain that a bit more please ??

[sirbleedsalot]

Explain ideas or facts?

[Jay H 237]

Are you looking for examples?

[Max Lobovsky]

Why do you have to be so pedantic with all your replies?

[shyra1353]

Have you read all his replies ??

[Max Lobovsky]

Has anyone done such a foolish thing?

[Lisa Perez]

Now why is it foolish?

[Dorienne]

Don't you think most things in this world are foolish?

[MissInformation]

But it foolish such a bad thing?

[Lil' Lavery]

How do you define bad?

[Jay H 237]

But couldn't bad have different meanings to different people?

[Beth Sweet]

Doesn't bad sometimes mean good?

[Elgin Clock]

Are you saying that by being bad I am being good?

[Lisa Perez]

And that by being good, I'm being bad?

[Lil' Lavery]

Am I being bad by not being good nor being bad?

[Jay H 237]

Does any middle ground exist between good and bad?

[sirbleedsalot]

Would that be considered a gray area?

[Beth Sweet]

Wouldn't it be a grey area?

[Lisa Perez]

But isn't "grey" the Canadian spelling?

[Lil' Lavery]

Isnt it always spelled with an E?

[Jay H 237]

Doesn't it depend on what geographical area you're from?

[sirbleedsalot]

Does it matter if you make typing mistakes?

[Dorienne]

What kind of typing mistakes are there to make?

[Arefin Bari]

what is a typing mistake?

[Jeff Waegelin]

How can you not know what a typing mistake is?

[Beth Sweet]

Could you possibly be quite that uneducated on a keyboard?

[sirbleedsalot]

What if I am?

[Jay H 237]

Have you considered signing up for a typing course?

[Spammy Badame]

Do typing courses really work?!?

[Franchesca]

Does anyone actually learn anything in a typing course anyway? :D

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I LOVE Who's Line Is It Anyway ... Collen and Ryan are the best!!! :yikes:

[Beth Sweet]

Hasn't anyone else used Mavis Beacon successfully?

[MissInformation]

Doesn't Mavis mind being used?

[Jeff Waegelin]

How can a program mind if it's being used?

[sirbleedsalot]

Are we talking about Mavis?

[Franchesca]

Should we be talking about Mavis? :ahh:

[Dorienne]

what exactly is Mavis in order to be discussing it?

[Jeff Waegelin]

How can you not know what Mavis is?

[sirbleedsalot]

Isn't Mavis a woman?

[Franchesca]

Holy Cow! What kind of parents name their little girl Mavis? :confused:

[shyra1353]

Would it be better if she was named Jerry ??

[sirbleedsalot]

What if she was a he?

[Lil' Lavery]

Why would that matter?

[Elyse Holguin]

why does anything matter?

[KyleGilbert45]

Why is this thread still going?

[Beth Sweet]

Are we getting phylosophical again?

[Dorienne]

Why would we get philosophical?

[sirbleedsalot]

To get philosophical whouldn'd we have to be philosophers?

[Franchesca]

well, couldn't we just be janitors who like philosophy? :rolleyes:

[Astronouth7303]

Can we keep janitors and philosophy out of this? :rolleyes:

[Elyse Holguin]

what fun is that?

[Jake177]

how can you have an intelligent conversation without mentioning janitors or philosophy?

[Jay H 237]

For an intelligent conversation shouldn't you be able to converse in anything?

[shyra1353]

does this qualify as an intelligent conversation if we are conversing only in questions ??

[sirbleedsalot]

What difference does the clothing we wear make?

[Astronouth7303]

How many of us actually care about what we wear?

[Dorienne]

How many of us would care about what we wear?

[Beth Sweet]

Why wouldn't you care what you wear? Don't you want to "dress to impress"?

[Joe Matt]

Why dress to impress when you can speak to impress?

[Billfred]

Wouldn't you believe the saying that talk is cheap?

[Jay H 237]

Are you hinting that actions are more valuable than talk?

[greencactus3]

are you hinting anything by asking if they are hinting about something?

[sirbleedsalot]

Why would one hint if one can speak freely?

[Beth Sweet]

What on earth are y'all talking about?

[Lisa Perez]

They say "y'all" is a Southern word but isn't it true that a lot of Michiganders use it, too?

[Joe Matt]

Wern't we talking about cheese?

[Beth Sweet]

Does the thought of food ever leave any man's mind?

[Bharat Nain]

Is this thread ever going to end?

[Michelle 236]

are you crazy?

[Elyse Holguin]

have we asked this before?

[Dorienne]

why does it matter?

[Lisa Perez]

Sorry, what is "it" again?

[shyra1353]

Isnt "it" a pronoun ??

[Astronouth7303]

Gammer + engineers = ?

[Eugenia Gabrielov]

Gammers as in gamers or something I don't know?

[sirbleedsalot]

Were you talking 'bout grammer?

[Joe Matt]

Isn't 'IT' Ginger?

[Lisa Perez]

Ginger what - snaps, bread, ale?

[Franchesca]

Do I have to like ale? :rolleyes:

[Jeff Waegelin]

Is ale any good?

[greencactus3]

ale as in drink or a name?

[sirbleedsalot]

What if you are ill?

[shyra1353]

Shouldnt you go see a doctor then ??

[Joe Matt]

What if the doctor makes house calls, wouldn't he come to see you?

[tribotec_ca88]

What he can't call because I haven't payed my phone bill?

[Astronouth7303]

What if there were no phones?

[Jeff Waegelin]

Wouldn't it be hard to et by without phones?

[Lisa Perez]

Didn't people get by in the pre-1900s era?

[Elgin Clock]

Is that when phones were invented?

[Beth Sweet]

Did you flunk history?

[sirbleedsalot]

Are you talking to me?

[Jay H 237]

Aren't we typing instead?

[Jeff Waegelin]

What else would we be doing?

[Joe Matt]

We have other lives?

[MissInformation]

Would you believe I have 9 lives?

[Franchesca]

Do I have to believe that? :rolleyes:

[Steve Howland]

Why would anyone force you to change your beliefs?

[Aignam]

Wouldn't a better question be 'How would they go about forcing you to change your beliefs?'?

[greencactus3]

is it really?

[sirbleedsalot]

Are we debating the merits of others seemingly pointless inquirys?

[shyra1353]

Did you know that almost every word you used had an 'e' in it ??

[Jay H 237]

Isn't 'e' the most common vowel used?

[Elgin Clock]

Does anyone else's name here begin with an "E"?

[Billfred]

Wouldn't it be more interesting to see whose names here start with B?

[sirbleedsalot]

Would it really be more interesting?

[Steve Howland]

How about we see how many people's names here end with "B" instead?

[Jay H 237]

Which name, first or last?

[Astronouth7303]

How many people's names contain a Q?

[Lisa Perez]

Would a Q in my Chinese name and not my real name count?

[greencactus3]

is your chinese name not also your real name? :confused:

[sirbleedsalot]

Isn't the Chinese language based on symbols?

[Beth Sweet]

Wouldn't they consider the English language just symbols?

[Jay H 237]

Isn't any language nothing more than just symbols?

[Lisa Perez]

Isn't it sounds, too?

[Billfred]

Ywhay ouldway ouyay antway otay earhay omesay oundssay inay ertaincay anguageslay?

[sirbleedsalot]

Is that so?

[Beth Sweet]

What on earth are you talking about?

[Astronouth7303]

Who's taking/taken a foreign language?

[sirbleedsalot]

Why would anyone take a language, that leaves me speachless?

[Jeff Waegelin]

Would I be correct in saying that you don't take a language?

[Jay H 237]

How would we communicate easily without some sort of a language?

[Spammy Badame]

why am i required to take a foreign language for IB?

[greencactus3]

whats IB?

[Jay H 237]

Have you ever heard of it before?

[cmaccoy]

No, have you?

[Dorienne]

Have I what?

[Lisa Perez]

Isn't IB international baccalaureate?

[sirbleedsalot]

Isn't a baccalaureate part of graduation ceramonys?

[cmaccoy]

i'm not sure.... does anyone else thing so?

[Beth Sweet]

Isn't a bachelorette a bride-to-be?

[Astronouth7303]

Isn't a bachelorette a single female and a bride-to-be engaged?

[greencactus3]

its both?

[cmaccoy]

Can we talk about something else?

[Beth Sweet]

Must you always change the subject?

[Jay H 237]

Isn't change good sometimes?

[Lisa Perez]

Isn't it good all the time?

[greencactus3]

if you change the subject too often,wouldnt a conversation cease to exist?

[sirbleedsalot]

Would a homeless janiter think change is good?

[Jay H 237]

Wouldn't it depend on wether the change is for better or worse?

[Beth Sweet]

Are you getting married or something?

[Lisa Perez]

Can we all sing "Going to the Chapel" now?

[Jay H 237]

What if we're all not good at karaoke?

[greencactus3]

what if i dont know that song?

[Lisa Perez]

Aren't karaoke songs' lyrics usually on a neighboring TV screen?

[Astronouth7303]

What if you don't know the melody?