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Hailfire
23-05-2003, 18:59
If you've seen Who's Line Is It Anyway on ABC, sometimes they have a game called Questions Only. This is exactly the same rules except, there is no scene. For those of you who haven't seen the show, basically all you do is post a response to the previous question in question form. I'll start.

Excuse me sir, where is the computer store?
Greg Ross
23-05-2003, 19:18
What do you think I am, a tour guide?
Marygrace
23-05-2003, 20:10
You aren't a tour guide?
srawls
23-05-2003, 20:17
Are you calling me a liar?
Redhead Jokes
23-05-2003, 21:39
Isn't everyone?
Katie Reynolds
23-05-2003, 22:57
What are you implying?
FotoPlasma
23-05-2003, 23:14
You mean I have to be explicit?
Matt Krass
23-05-2003, 23:38
?Hablas espanol?
Greg Ross
23-05-2003, 23:56
Say what???
Katie Reynolds
24-05-2003, 00:39
Why should I?
Mike Schroeder
24-05-2003, 00:46
Am i Confused?
D.J. Fluck
24-05-2003, 00:55
Are you crazy?
MissInformation
24-05-2003, 01:03
Would you believe it if I said yes?
KyleGilbert45
24-05-2003, 01:12
Would you like me to say no?
Brandon Martus
24-05-2003, 01:13
Would I?
AlbertW
24-05-2003, 01:54
Shouldn't I be the one asking the questions?
Marygrace
24-05-2003, 02:46
Why should you be the one?
Matt Attallah
24-05-2003, 08:54
why can't I be the one?
Melissa Nute
24-05-2003, 09:08
Isn't Neo the one?
Katie Reynolds
24-05-2003, 10:12
Who's Neo?
shyra1353
24-05-2003, 10:32
Don't you know who Neo is?
srawls
24-05-2003, 11:00
Why should I know who Neo is?
KyleGilbert45
24-05-2003, 11:39
Isn't Neo that one guy?
Brandon Martus
24-05-2003, 11:54
Neo, as in Ted 'Theodore' Logan?
Ricky Q.
24-05-2003, 12:07
Would you like to pet my donkey?
Jeff Waegelin
24-05-2003, 12:09
What the heck was that for?
mgreenley
24-05-2003, 14:02
what the heck is anything for?
Marygrace
24-05-2003, 15:05
Wut r u talking about?
Greg Ross
24-05-2003, 18:07
What would you like to talk about?
MissInformation
24-05-2003, 20:02
Can we talk about Interferometry for Optical Astronomy?
srawls
24-05-2003, 20:35
Why would we talk about that?
Katie Reynolds
24-05-2003, 21:14
Don't you have something better to do?
FotoPlasma
24-05-2003, 21:57
Don't I?
Matt Attallah
24-05-2003, 22:11
Well, do you?
Greg Ross
24-05-2003, 23:49
Can we talk about you for a while?
D.J. Fluck
25-05-2003, 00:18
Do you like hockey? :p
chellyzee93
25-05-2003, 01:17
Who in their right mind would like hockey?
Cory
25-05-2003, 01:50
Who in their right mind would like the Dallas Stars more than the Ducks?
Brandon Martus
25-05-2003, 10:50
How do I tell if I have a right mind or a left mind?
Matt Attallah
25-05-2003, 11:21
Who is to say who is left or right?
KyleGilbert45
25-05-2003, 12:30
Who is to say who is up or down?
Aaron Lussier
25-05-2003, 12:34
How did this turn in to questions about directions?
Melissa Nute
25-05-2003, 12:41
Why do I have to give people directions at work, when they just want to go across the street?
D.J. Fluck
25-05-2003, 12:44
Why are people so dumb?
Jeff Waegelin
25-05-2003, 13:08
Who are you calling dumb?
Blacknight
25-05-2003, 14:24
Are you implying that I am dumb?
MissInformation
25-05-2003, 16:16
Have you ever taken an IQ test?
srawls
25-05-2003, 16:41
And what would that proove?
Katie Reynolds
25-05-2003, 16:44
Don't you know?
Amanda Morrison
25-05-2003, 17:51
Are you suggesting that I don't know what an IQ test is used for?
Matt Attallah
25-05-2003, 18:11
What is the purpose of this "IQ" test you guys keep on referring to?

:D :rolleyes:
Josh Hambright
25-05-2003, 18:20
Why does everyone keep asking questions about IQ tests?
Jeff Rodriguez
25-05-2003, 18:23
Why do you want to know?
shyra1353
25-05-2003, 19:06
Can i not be curious?
Marygrace
25-05-2003, 19:07
Why are you curious?
Ken Leung
25-05-2003, 19:28
What's the point of all these questions?
shyra1353
26-05-2003, 09:47
Does there need to be a point to everything?
KyleGilbert45
26-05-2003, 13:21
Does anyone know when this thread will end?
D.J. Fluck
26-05-2003, 14:29
Can I be the one to kill it?
shyra1353
26-05-2003, 15:15
What if I want to kill it??
Katie Reynolds
26-05-2003, 15:35
What are you, some kind of murderer? :ahh:
Yan Wang
26-05-2003, 15:39
What if I am?
Hailfire
26-05-2003, 19:12
What are you going to do?
Meredith Rice
26-05-2003, 19:16
Do you think he's dangerous?
MissInformation
26-05-2003, 19:24
Do you think he takes contracts?
Ricky Q.
26-05-2003, 19:42
Did you know I wear contacts?
Matt Attallah
26-05-2003, 19:45
Why do we care if you wear contacts?

(no hostility meant - well, a little... :D)
chellyzee93
26-05-2003, 19:59
Why do we care about anything?
D.J. Fluck
26-05-2003, 20:07
Did you know that Ricky Q guy is a crazy fool? :p
Blacknight
26-05-2003, 20:25
Did you know I am going out with Ricky Q?
EddieMcD
26-05-2003, 20:51
Is any of this gracious or professional?
shyra1353
26-05-2003, 21:03
Does it matter?
Marygrace
26-05-2003, 21:22
Does it not matter?
RBrandy
26-05-2003, 21:52
Who is to say what matters?
Ken Leung
27-05-2003, 07:00
Haven't you heard of the sayings of great philosophers?
chellyzee93
27-05-2003, 08:57
How did great philosophers come out of dating Ricky Q?
SkitzoSmurf
27-05-2003, 11:00
who the heck is ricky Q?
Hailfire
27-05-2003, 12:30
Anyone?
KyleGilbert45
27-05-2003, 13:17
who would want to know Ricky Q?

hehe :)
Da SPAMinatress
27-05-2003, 15:50
is that a trick question?
mgreenley
27-05-2003, 15:58
Can the question do a trick?
FotoPlasma
27-05-2003, 16:04
Can you teach old questions new tricks?
Brandon Martus
27-05-2003, 16:19
If I could, how much would I charge?
Ricky Q.
27-05-2003, 16:23
How much would Ricky Q charge to date him?
Matt Attallah
27-05-2003, 16:33
How many people would pay to go out with Ricky Q.? :D

(He'd have to give me money - if i was a chick... ;))
D.J. Fluck
27-05-2003, 17:43
Who would be crazy enough to go out with him in the first place?
Mike Schroeder
27-05-2003, 17:46
How would i know
Blacknight
27-05-2003, 18:52
Why don't you know?
Alaina
27-05-2003, 19:06
How come nobody ever told me?
Yan Wang
27-05-2003, 19:31
Cause no one knows everything, right?
MissInformation
27-05-2003, 20:09
Or do they?
George1902
27-05-2003, 20:30
Isn't "everything" a little much for one person to know?
mgreenley
27-05-2003, 20:48
Why?
EddieMcD
27-05-2003, 21:04
What defines "everything" anyway?
Kel D
27-05-2003, 22:55
Who would even want to know everything?
shyra1353
28-05-2003, 08:02
Don't you want to know everything?
Josh Hambright
28-05-2003, 09:12
Why what did people tell you?
KyleGilbert45
28-05-2003, 12:03
People tell you things?...hmm wonder what i'm doing wrong?
EddieMcD
28-05-2003, 15:08
Could it be that you're not listening?
chellyzee93
28-05-2003, 16:25
Who would want to listen to Ricky Q?
srawls
28-05-2003, 16:30
Why is everyone picking on Ricky Q?
Mike Schroeder
28-05-2003, 19:29
Why isnt everyone elsepicking on Ricky Q.?
Daniel Brim
28-05-2003, 19:33
Why not?
Ken Leung
28-05-2003, 19:55
How about some interesting questions for a change?
FotoPlasma
28-05-2003, 20:42
What does L stand for?
Cory
29-05-2003, 00:05
why do you ask obvious questions Jim?
Mike Schroeder
29-05-2003, 02:53
why do they have to be obvious to Jim
Josh Hambright
29-05-2003, 09:11
Did you hear that?
Amanda Morrison
29-05-2003, 09:17
What am I supposed to be hearing?
Blacknight
29-05-2003, 10:21
You don't hear the termites borrowing in your skull?
KyleGilbert45
29-05-2003, 12:02
How did termites get in your skull?
srawls
29-05-2003, 12:11
Didn't you know he was a block head?
Brandon Martus
29-05-2003, 12:24
Who was?
apk
29-05-2003, 12:29
What are we talking about?
shyra1353
29-05-2003, 12:35
Why do you want to know?
Mike Schroeder
29-05-2003, 14:25
If a person with multiple personalitles killed themselves, would it be suicide or Homicide?
D.J. Fluck
29-05-2003, 14:44
What kind of a question is that?
Kristina
29-05-2003, 14:54
Is it surprising that DJ has to kill Mike's humor?
Blacknight
29-05-2003, 15:56
Why should it be surprising?
mgreenley
29-05-2003, 16:20
Why doesn't anything surprise me with you people anymore?
George1902
29-05-2003, 21:15
Doesn't Mike do a better job of killing Mike's humor than DJ? ;-]
Katie Reynolds
30-05-2003, 08:47
:o Why are you so cruel!?

</drama>
apk
30-05-2003, 13:01
How would I know?
Jeff Waegelin
30-05-2003, 14:06
Why don't you know?
D.J. Fluck
30-05-2003, 14:20
Why don't you understand that is Mike a bad comic? ;)
George1902
30-05-2003, 18:14
Can anyone name some other things that Mike isn't good at?
srawls
30-05-2003, 19:29
Does blending in with elementary school children count?
mgreenley
30-05-2003, 19:55
Does blending elementary school children count?
Mike Schroeder
30-05-2003, 20:25
Should Mike Stop makeing lame Jokes?
Melissa Nute
30-05-2003, 20:30
But then wouldn't Big MIke not be himself?
Amanda Morrison
31-05-2003, 01:38
I've never met the guy, so who knows?
SkitzoSmurf
31-05-2003, 10:02
Do you think that a skitzophrenic smurf might know? Or one of his personalities?
Brandon Martus
31-05-2003, 11:40
Who?
Kristina
31-05-2003, 12:19
What ever happened to that band?
shyra1353
31-05-2003, 21:21
Why does it matter?
Ricky Q.
01-06-2003, 01:24
Did you know the Brewers are going to win it all?
D.J. Fluck
01-06-2003, 12:09
Did you know that even with the curse the Rex Sox have a better chance?
mgreenley
01-06-2003, 12:57
Do you think we need to rent Anaheim's rally monkey's?
OneAngryDaisy
01-06-2003, 15:51
Are you sure that baseball is even a sport?
Breanne M
01-06-2003, 17:04
why wouldn't they be sure?
Amanda Morrison
01-06-2003, 19:05
Do we really need to ask that?
Brandon Martus
01-06-2003, 19:16
Ask what?
Mike Schroeder
01-06-2003, 19:27
What is the Meaning of Life ?
D.J. Fluck
01-06-2003, 19:45
Why do we even let Big Mike talk? :p
chellyzee93
01-06-2003, 20:17
Why do we even let you post?
apk
01-06-2003, 23:03
Why are any of us allowed to post?
Kristina
01-06-2003, 23:04
Haven't you heard about the first amendment?

(wow, i'm such a political dork)
Jeff Waegelin
01-06-2003, 23:04
Why shouldn't we be allowed to post?
Mike Schroeder
01-06-2003, 23:36
who thinks DJ is a doody head?
D.J. Fluck
01-06-2003, 23:44
Are you feeling ok, Mike?
shyra1353
02-06-2003, 00:12
Who here wants to change the topic??
Brandon Martus
02-06-2003, 08:54
What topic?
Amanda Morrison
02-06-2003, 09:26
I thought we didn't have a set topic?
Josh Hambright
02-06-2003, 10:09
Ohh really?
srawls
02-06-2003, 13:21
Don't you know truely educated people don't bother with "points" or "topics"?
Breanne M
02-06-2003, 14:25
they don't?
D.J. Fluck
02-06-2003, 14:37
Why can't the "iPod Ready" mac in the other room realize that there is an iPod connected to it?
Da SPAMinatress
02-06-2003, 16:09
because its as smart as its owner, maybe?
Ricky Q.
02-06-2003, 22:39
DJ is smart?
Jeff Waegelin
02-06-2003, 22:42
Why do you always pick on DJ?
srawls
02-06-2003, 22:44
We've picked on DJ, Ricky Q, and Big Mike ... who's next?
Brandon Martus
03-06-2003, 00:26
Should we start with Roger Daltry, Keith Moon or Pete Townshend? :D
D.J. Fluck
03-06-2003, 00:39
Don't you think that Ricky is jealous of his role model (me)? ;-)
Mike Schroeder
03-06-2003, 01:10
DJ, dont you mean ROLL Model?
Hermione692
03-06-2003, 06:06
u guys stole my plums, didn't you?
Amanda Morrison
03-06-2003, 09:37
Don't you think that question really showed Brandon's age?

/me ducks :p
Breanne M
03-06-2003, 20:15
how old is he?
shyra1353
03-06-2003, 22:16
how old are you?
srawls
03-06-2003, 22:47
Don't you know never to ask a female her age?
Mike Schroeder
03-06-2003, 22:48
Is a turtle w/o a shell homless or naked?
Cory
03-06-2003, 23:31
how would he lose his shell?

Cory
apk
04-06-2003, 10:36
Why would he want to loose his shell?
Matt Attallah
04-06-2003, 10:38
Mabye he sold his old shell to get some money for a new shell?
Breanne M
04-06-2003, 20:22
what if the new shell costs more than he got for the old one?
Da SPAMinatress
04-06-2003, 20:25
do you think he got tired of shells altogether and wants to buy something else instead?
srawls
04-06-2003, 20:29
If he got tired of shells, do you think he might buy some washers as an alternative?
apk
04-06-2003, 21:08
Where does a turtle buy a new shell?
Nelly51987
04-06-2003, 21:26
does the turtle buy the shell at shell gas station by the gum isle?
chellyzee93
04-06-2003, 21:56
Does a turtle chew gum?
evulish
04-06-2003, 22:37
Do you know of any other animals that would chew gum?
Brandon Martus
04-06-2003, 23:00
Don't cows chew gum?
Amanda Morrison
05-06-2003, 00:06
Do you think the cows chew Juicy Fruit or Doublemint gum?
Mike Schroeder
05-06-2003, 00:06
what did people go back to before they invented the drawing board?
Cory
05-06-2003, 00:34
Did they go back to their caves?

Cory
Kristina
05-06-2003, 02:39
Wouldn't you hate to have to live in a cave?
FotoPlasma
05-06-2003, 02:57
Don't I already live in one?
Amanda Morrison
05-06-2003, 10:00
I don't know, do you?
apk
05-06-2003, 10:41
Why do you?
Carolyn Duncan
05-06-2003, 11:02
Now what would be the fun in that?
Jeff Waegelin
05-06-2003, 11:47
Why wouldn't it be fun?
Brandon Martus
05-06-2003, 12:02
Can you guarantee it will be fun?
Marygrace
05-06-2003, 14:07
Can you guarantee it won't?
srawls
05-06-2003, 16:35
Is the guarantee void in Tennessee?
D.J. Fluck
05-06-2003, 17:41
Isn't it only supposed to be void in Alaska, Hawaii, and Puerto Rico?
Amanda Morrison
06-06-2003, 09:59
Where would DJ come up with a question like that?
Kristina
06-06-2003, 11:27
Do guys ever make sense?
Jon K.
06-06-2003, 11:38
Is anyone else confused?
Brandon Martus
06-06-2003, 11:47
Confused about what?
Coco the Monkey
06-06-2003, 12:10
If a chicken and a half lays an egg and a half every day and a half, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house?
Brant Bowen
06-06-2003, 14:37
Why would you want to shingle a dog house with pankakes?


(By the way the answer is 48 anyways, because there are no bones in ice cream.)
shyra1353
06-06-2003, 14:54
What would happen to the pancakes if it rained?
srawls
06-06-2003, 15:08
It depends ... is it raining syrup?
Da SPAMinatress
06-06-2003, 16:09
does that make anyone else hungry?



(and isn't the correct answer blue, b/c ice cream has no skeleton?)
Coco the Monkey
06-06-2003, 16:34
Are you always hungry, Da SPAMinatress? :p
Da SPAMinatress
06-06-2003, 21:52
is there anything wrong with being hungry a lot?
srawls
06-06-2003, 22:02
Why don't you ask the Donner Party?
Brandon Martus
06-06-2003, 22:05
Is Rudolph going to be at this party?
OneAngryDaisy
06-06-2003, 22:21
Are you talking about Rudolph Guiliani or Rudolph Ruettiger?
Cory
06-06-2003, 22:29
Or maybe Rudolph the red nosed raindeer?
Amanda Morrison
07-06-2003, 02:21
Didn't you mean reindeer?
OneAngryDaisy
07-06-2003, 12:43
No, doesn't it rain deer where you live?
apk
07-06-2003, 18:23
It seems to here; does it where you live?
Kristina
07-06-2003, 18:41
Why doesn't it ever rain ANYTHING in California?
Ricky Q.
07-06-2003, 19:01
Where is the closest Taco Bell?
FotoPlasma
07-06-2003, 19:02
Doesn't Taco Bell suck, though?
Blacknight
07-06-2003, 19:16
Why do you think Taco Bell sucks?
Brandon Martus
07-06-2003, 22:55
When did I ever say it did?
David Kelly
07-06-2003, 23:22
Why wont she notice it?
shyra1353
07-06-2003, 23:23
Why do you care if she notices it or not?
OneAngryDaisy
07-06-2003, 23:25
Why don't you all shut up and go buy a chalupa from Taco Bell?
Jeff Waegelin
07-06-2003, 23:26
Who would want a chalupa?
D.J. Fluck
08-06-2003, 00:15
Did you know Taco Bell uses Grade D meat, the same grade as canned dog food?
Sean_330
08-06-2003, 00:16
Did you know it's still better than McDumpster?
Dave_222
08-06-2003, 00:21
Why do you care if it is the same as doog food?
Coco the Monkey
08-06-2003, 00:47
Is Dino a dog or a dinosaur?
Matt Attallah
08-06-2003, 09:57
Why do we care?
Amanda Morrison
08-06-2003, 12:19
Don't you realize that the Flintstones are an important part of today's society?
Brandon Martus
08-06-2003, 13:28
Who is the most important character in the Flintstones, then?
Dave_222
08-06-2003, 13:57
Isnt it Barney?
Kristina
08-06-2003, 15:56
Didn't you hate that purple dinosaur?
D.J. Fluck
08-06-2003, 15:57
Wasn't his songs the worst ever?
Mike Schroeder
08-06-2003, 16:01
what does everyone have agianst the purple dinosaur?
FotoPlasma
08-06-2003, 16:13
Originally posted by D.J. Fluck
Wasn't his songs the worst ever?

Shouldn't that be "weren't"?
srawls
08-06-2003, 17:09
Will somebody please call the grammar curmudgeon?


d'oh! ... and that's why I'm not famous for my spelling :)
/me corrects error before anyone else notices
Cory
08-06-2003, 17:30
would you have been meaning grammar?
IMDWalrus
08-06-2003, 19:42
Aren't "grammar" and "grammar" the same thing?
apk
08-06-2003, 20:07
Does anyone besides me hate English (class)?
Dave_222
08-06-2003, 20:44
Originally posted by Kristina
Didn't you hate that purple dinosaur? Why would you say that?
Brandon Martus
08-06-2003, 20:45
Originally posted by Dave_222
Why would you say that?

Did they really say anything?
Cory
08-06-2003, 22:21
Did you know that a certain UCLA student and FIRSTer is a raging alcoholic?
D.J. Fluck
08-06-2003, 22:25
Is that the same UCLA student that has no life?
Mike Schroeder
08-06-2003, 22:27
Why are you guys sooo childish ?
Kristina
08-06-2003, 22:30
Do you think that Cory and DJ are just jealous?
Sean_330
08-06-2003, 23:53
Why does DJ have to speak the truth?
Blacknight
09-06-2003, 09:39
Do you think lieing is the best policy?
Cory
09-06-2003, 14:20
Do you think people cant handle the truth?
OneAngryDaisy
09-06-2003, 15:50
Is there even such a thing as "the truth" ?
Dave_222
09-06-2003, 17:32
What is this "Truth" you speak of?
srawls
09-06-2003, 17:35
It depends on which philosophy you believe, does it not?
Brandon Martus
09-06-2003, 17:37
It does not?