mooveitrobot420
06-02-2004, 08:51
I have a little joke for everyone:
Money...
it can buy a house....but not a home
it can buy a bed.......but not sleep
it can buy a clock.....but not time
it can buy you a book..but not knowledge
it can buy you a position...but not respect
it can buy you medicine.....but not health
it can buy you blood...but not life
it can buy you sex...but not love
So you see money is not everything.
And it often causes pain and suffering.
I tell you all this because...
I am your friend, and as your friend i want to take away all your pain and suffering....
So please send me all your money...and i will suffer for you.
:ahh: *****CASH ONLY PLEASE***** :ahh:
There was a man drivin in a car, and he saw a person with a Vikings coat on so he swervs the car and jest barely misses him. Everytime he sees a person with a Vikings coat on he does the same thing... it becomes a habit. One day he sees a priest on the side of the road and stops to pick him up. While they are driving the guy sees a guy with a Vikings coat at the side of the road and swervs to hit him. When he does he hears a loud TWUMP! The man driving tells the priest that he didn't mean to hit the man. and the priest says, "Its okay, i got him wit the door."
LOL!
If you have ne good jokes...then well go on and tell us!!
Money...
it can buy a house....but not a home
it can buy a bed.......but not sleep
it can buy a clock.....but not time
it can buy you a book..but not knowledge
it can buy you a position...but not respect
it can buy you medicine.....but not health
it can buy you blood...but not life
it can buy you sex...but not love
So you see money is not everything.
And it often causes pain and suffering.
I tell you all this because...
I am your friend, and as your friend i want to take away all your pain and suffering....
So please send me all your money...and i will suffer for you.
:ahh: *****CASH ONLY PLEASE***** :ahh:
There was a man drivin in a car, and he saw a person with a Vikings coat on so he swervs the car and jest barely misses him. Everytime he sees a person with a Vikings coat on he does the same thing... it becomes a habit. One day he sees a priest on the side of the road and stops to pick him up. While they are driving the guy sees a guy with a Vikings coat at the side of the road and swervs to hit him. When he does he hears a loud TWUMP! The man driving tells the priest that he didn't mean to hit the man. and the priest says, "Its okay, i got him wit the door."
LOL!
If you have ne good jokes...then well go on and tell us!!