Three Worded Story

[Elyse Holguin]

who would be

[Jay H 237]

bringing the robot

[Lisa Perez]

in a ginormous

[gsensel]

red crate that

[Jay H 237]

could turn into

[Lisa Perez]

Sterlite boxes that

[Jay H 237]

were filled with

[looneylin]

sparkly shoes that

[Elyse Holguin]

the robot hated

[Jay H 237]

to wear while

[Lisa Perez]

it glided down

[looneylin]

the ramp of

[Jay H 237]

sheet metal that

[Elyse Holguin]

had grease spread

[Dorienne]

had grease spread

over its surface

[Jay H 237]

which created a

[mgreenley]

frying pan that

[Elyse Holguin]

killed the robot

[Lisa Perez]

and sent sparks

[Jay H 237]

across the field

[Dorienne]

onto the judges

[Pierson]

who were just

[Jay H 237]

about to call

[Spammy Badame]

thier mommy's in

[Bharat Nain]

and cry their

[Pierson]

poor little selves

[Lisa Perez]

into a deep

[Ryan F.]

ritual chant that

[Pierson]

made funny sounds

[Jay H 237]

while they danced

[looneylin]

the cha cha

[Lisa Perez]

wearing brightly colored

[Mike Ciance]

Hawaiian Shirts from

[Dorienne]

team 25 and

[Pierson]

big Dave himself

[Spammy Badame]

jumped into a

[Jay H 237]

swimming pool filled

[Ben Lauer]

with gooey yellow

[Alex Cormier]

Moe sticks that

[Pierson]

couldn't really clap

[Elgin Clock]

but they sounded

[Pierson]

so oddly funny

(Post 500!)

[Lisa Perez]

that even the

[Alex Cormier]

people who used

[Joshua May]

them could not

[Ryan F.]

escape it .... so

[Jay H 237]

they tried to

[Spammy Badame]

run in circles

[Pierson]

while blowing large

[Dorienne]

bubbles with gum

[Elyse Holguin]

sticking out glorious

[Elgin Clock]

and shimmering like

[Pierson]

the little mermaid

[Elyse Holguin]

who became human

[Lisa Perez]

after that horrible

[Jay H 237]

toxic waste spill

[Billfred]

which made her

[Dorienne]

have toad-like features

[Pierson]

and they also

[Elyse Holguin]

have dog legs

[Jay H 237]

and cat whiskers

[Lisa Perez]

which curl at

[Pierson]

90 degree angles

[shyra1353]

so that they

[Jay H 237]

go around corners

[Matt Attallah]

so they can

[greencactus3]

eat a few

[Joe3]

of the extremely

[Dorienne]

prickly cactus leaves

[ZACH P.]

and then get

[greencactus3]

green or purple

[Mike Ciance]

cottage cheese with

[Jay H 237]

the pnuematic claw

[Pierson]

which wanted to

[Franchesca]

grab the cheeseburger

[greencactus3]

out of the

[Jay H 237]

referee's hands as

[Dorienne]

the other claw

[melissa]

held on to

[Lil' Lavery]

a glass of

[greencactus3]

nuts and bolts

[looneylin]

BUT! suddenly a

[RudimentaryPeni]

purple one eyed

[Jay H 237]

rabbit came hopping

[Lil' Lavery]

over a giant

[Dorienne]

fungus-covered rock

[greencactus3]

intended specifically to

[RudimentaryPeni]

be eaten with

[Jay H 237]

tobasco sauce and

[Pierson]

weird green porcupines

[Elgin Clock]

which smelled like

[Paul H]

the guy from

[dez250]

the team who

[Jay H 237]

got disqualified for

[RudimentaryPeni]

for hitting on

[Pierson]

the moose which

[Dorienne]

walked across the

[Jay H 237]

field during autonomous

[dez250]

slimy under water

[Pierson]

action which only

[Jay H 237]

succeeded in sinking

[greencactus3]

the hopes of

[Dorienne]

a quite small

[Jeff Waegelin]

ship full of

[RudimentaryPeni]

Mutant cactus zebras

[greencactus3]

without stripes or

[Pierson]

or mouths which

[Jay H 237]

caused them to

[Dorienne]

talk through their

[Jeff Waegelin]

noses and their

[Spammy Badame]

ears. However, they

[Franchesca]

were really robots ...

[RudimentaryPeni]

here to rock

[Pierson]

around the clock

[Elyse Holguin]

just like elvis

[Dorienne]

and then they

[Elyse Holguin]

did the hokey-pokey*

*- hokey-pokey is one word, right?

[Jay H 237]

and turned themselves

[Paul H]

around, that's what

[Pierson]

it's supposed to

[Elyse Holguin]

have been about

[Jay H 237]

but instead they

[Jeff Waegelin]

decided to change

[Lisa Perez]

into tiny blue

[Jay H 237]

kittens that scratched

[RudimentaryPeni]

at potato microphones

[greencactus3]

which pretty much

[Jeff Waegelin]

did nothing useful

[Lisa Perez]

but crackle and

[Jay H 237]

pop like cereal

[Spammy Badame]

whose milk is

[greencactus3]

not quite as

[Jeff Waegelin]

good as the

[Jay H 237]

strawberry ice cream

[Elgin Clock]

which tasted like

[greencactus3]

tomato juice covered

[Pierson]

with rancid pineapple

[Jeff Waegelin]

flavored cough syrup

[Pierson]

that tasted like

[Jay H 237]

old strawberry jelly

[Jay H 237]

that had been

[Kyle Love]

left out for

[tkwetzel]

over a year

[greencactus3]

out of the

[CourtneyB]

big purple box

[Pierson]

which was just

[gsensel]

strapped on the

[Dorienne]

toaster and also

[Kyle Love]

placed in the

[greencactus3]

fridge next to

[Pierson]

a really large

[CourtneyB]

flamingo covered in

[Kyle Love]

chocolate that tasted

[tkwetzel]

like sweet apple

[gsensel]

sauce tainted with

[greencactus3]

a hint of

[Jay H 237]

mint chocolate chip

[Elgin Clock]

and caramel sauce

[Kyle Love]

that was 3

[gsensel]

pounds of purple

[CourtneyB]

fancyeaters that grabbed

[greencactus3]

strands off of

[Pierson]

a large porcupine

[Kyle Love]

that was very

[Elgin Clock]

big and scary

[looneylin]

but lo & behold

[Jay H 237]

it was holding

[Pierson]

a quill from

[greencactus3]

the top of

[Kyle Love]

the shelf of

[CourtneyB]

a purple dresser

[greencactus3]

leaning against the

[Jay H 237]

wall surrounding the

[Kyle Love]

Georgia Dome with

[Alex Cormier]

big yellow fluffy

[greencactus3]

bird everyone has
( and ^ you should have used "a".... grammically incorrect i think..)

[Kyle Love]

to laugh at

[Dorienne]

hysterically like crazy

[CourtneyB]

fried green tomatoes

[Kyle Love]

taste real nasty

[Jay H 237]

without adding any

[Pierson]

tasty seasoning because

[greencactus3]

it already had

[CourtneyB]

orange juice on

[VGMasterShadow]

Sonic Crackers and...

[Jay H 237]

tuna fish sandwich

[greencactus3]

gobbled in such

[tkwetzel]

a hurry that

[Testament-Doom]

Doom is coming

[Pierson]

while passing through

[Franchesca]

To destroy all

[VGMasterShadow]

of Eggman's creations

[Testament-Doom]

which are destroyed

[Jay H 237]

by the previous

[Pierson]

eggman who only

[greencactus3]

did what ever

[gsensel]

he wanted so

[Jaine Perotti]

that he could

[Jay H 237]

go ice fishing

[Lisa Perez]

on Neptune, but...

[greencactus3]

realizing the obvious....

[Jaine Perotti]

impracticality, he didn't.

[Kyle Love]

know who did...

[Joe Matt]

passed gas in

[greencactus3]

an already cramped

[VGMasterShadow]

his mind with...

[CourtneyB]

a crumbly cookie

[Kyle Love]

that tased like...

[Jay H 237]

used motor oil

[greencactus3]

except for the

[Pierson]

center which felt

[Kyle Love]

like the grits

[Jay H 237]

or sand paper

[VGMasterShadow]

...or SCD510 files...

[Kyle Love]

files that confused many....

[greencactus3]

files that confused many....
pssssstt.... too many words there :p


helpless little aliens

[gsensel]

on their way

[CourtneyB]

down mount everest

[Testament-Doom]

doing their dance!

[Pierson]

, the hamster dance,

[Kyle Love]

was known as

[Alaina]

an unholy dance.

[Pierson]

because it only

[greencactus3]

attempted on the

[Kyle Love]

5th of may

[Jay H 237]

right after the

[greencactus3]

insanely enormous elephant

[Jaine Perotti]

ran over the

[Kyle Love]

pink pony with

[greencactus3]

-out a second

[Matt Attallah]

to go, it...

[Pierson]

sped up because

[Crash852]

it had to

[Elgin Clock]

freak out and

[greencactus3]

for the only

[Pierson]

reason that it

[Jay H 237]

rode the Segway

[Zzyzx]

toward the dilapidated

[Kyle Love]

pink pony with

[Jay H 237]

llamas fenced in

[denote]

to the field

[Kyle Love]

of corn with

[Levin571]

Small Black Ribbons

[greencactus3]

hanging out of

[VGMasterShadow]

that swing thingy

[Jay H 237]

hanging from the

[Pierson]

rearview mirror because

[denote]

it has got

[Kyle Love]

far from home

[VGMasterShadow]

which could be