Three Worded Story

[greencactus3]

anywhere between the

[Jay H 237]

cabinet and refrigerator

[Jaine Perotti]

but not behind

[Kyle Love]

the pink llama

[Jay H 237]

which keeps reappearing

[greencactus3]

in a couple

[Pierson]

of strange scenes

[VGMasterShadow]

in Sonic Adventure :D

[Kyle Love]

which will be

[gsensel]

the end of

[VGMasterShadow]

E101 and E102

[gsensel]

which was not

[greencactus3]

the best idea

[VGMasterShadow]

for Sonic Heroes

[Kyle Love]

is to not

[Jay H 237]

get penalties for

[Conor Ryan]

doing absolutely nothing

[Shu Song]

but he really

[Bemis]

wanted a cheesecake

[Simon Strauss]

with some fudge

[Pierson]

because it tasted

(Jason... thanks for bringing the thread back to life...)

[greencactus3]

oddly similar to

[Jay Trzaskos]

Fudge with Cheesecake.

[Ashley Christine]

so he went

[nehalita]

to satisfy his

[Simon Strauss]

craving for the

[Alex Cormier]

vision tetra in

[Conor Ryan]

front of the

[Bemis]

Automated loading station

[Pierson]

only because he

[Shu Song]

was a programmer

[Jay H 237]

who was trying

[Conor Ryan]

to blow up

[Simon Strauss]

the whole world

[Shu Song]

but forgot to

[The Lucas]

check his semicolons

[nehalita]

therefore in actuality

[Pierson]

he only struck

[Shu Song]

a deal with

[george56]

the evil genius

[greencactus3]

who has pet

[Pierson]

the large fluffy

[nehalita]

platypus during the

[george56]

crazy championship match

[Shu Song]

so he lost

[george56]

all he had

[Kyle Love]

which was alot

[Pierson]

because he just

[Wayne Doenges]

couldn't shake the


Wayne Doenges
Lemmings non sumus

[Kyle Love]

feeling of victory

[greencactus3]

he had experienced

[Sakura141]

so he danced

[Devin L.]

cotton eye joe

[george56]

like he had

[Kyle Love]

went to the

[Ashley Christine]

school of dance

[Pierson]

however, he had

[Kyle Love]

not expected the

[Jay H 237]

door to open

[Ashley Christine]

to the basement

[Laura 1547]

and find a

[Pierson]

really big purple

[cmaccoy]

..reptile who appeared..

[R.J.]

drinking a dew...

[Kyle Love]

which was made

[Sakura141]

inside a explosion

[george56]

of radioactive sludge

[Freddy Schurr]

team 204, yeah

[Kyle Love]

they are totally

[omutton]

going to be

[greencactus3]

ready for some

[NoRemorse]

laundry detergent action

[Kyle Love]

that will get

[Pierson]

everything cleaner since

[Jay H 237]

the paint dried

[george56]

and stuck to

[NoRemorse]

a three headed

[Shu Song]

racoon that ate

[george56]

sheep for breakfast

[Sakura141]

at the IHOP

[Kyle Love]

to get pancakes

[Pierson]

since they were

[george56]

old and crusty

[Ashley Christine]

he put them

[Bharat Nain]

in his socks

[NoRemorse]

which caused them

[Anubuss]

to become very

[Ashley Christine]

smelly. Today, FIRST

[Attatched is the story up to this point! I went through it and typed it all up. Its is very interesting, and a fun read. Maybe we can try to connect it back with the broken robot in the beginning...]

[Pierson]

announced that it

[Kyle Love]

not to be

[NoRemorse]

anything other than

[george56]

a new thing

[Ashley Christine]

would be making

[george56]

something new that

[StephLee]

would help the

[JackN]

Chief Delphi Members

[IronVulture]

defeat the demons

[BaldwinNYRookie]

that really smelled.

[StephLee]

You may ask

[nehalita]

what the point

[Kyle Love]

of the most

[AmyPrib]

wild and crazy

[i_am_Doug]

blue man group

[george56]

ever known to

[Pierson]

pound with pvc

[i_am_Doug]

all the time

[katiyeh07]

it started to... :rolleyes:

[Wayne Doenges]

get really dark


Wayne Doenges
Lemmings non Sumus

[Josh Hambright]

smell like roses

[george56]

so then it

[CourtneyB]

went frolicing to

[Wayne Doenges]

the Chicken Dance

Wayne Doenges
Lemmings non Sumus

[Pierson]

where it danced

[Jay H 237]

along with many

[VGMasterShadow]

rabid bottle rockets

[Wayne Doenges]

that were fired


Wayne Doenges
Lemmings non Sumus

[Jay H 237]

headed outside towards

[Conor Ryan]

a massive pile

[Adam Richards]

of big, broken

[Wayne Doenges]

robot drive trains


Wayne Doenges
Lemmings non Sumus

[Zoheb N]

under a tree

[Crazy Carl]

where they'll stay

[Wayne Doenges]

till Lavery needs

[sillyone]

next years game

[Jay H 237]

idea to propose

[nehalita]

something so inexplicable

[sheepgirl115]

that it was

[sillyone]

something top secret

[katiyeh07]

then oprah let it out on national tv

[Wayne Doenges]

broke down Baker's...

[george56]

brand new Segway

[katiyeh07]

when he tried

[sheepgirl115]

to catch a

[Wayne Doenges]

a runaway robot...

[Jay H 237]

in the hallway

[Alex Cormier]

we danced with

[brandy836]

the king of

[george56]

his very own

[Shu Song]

closet full of

[katiyeh07]

broken piano keys

[tiffany34990]

that fell out

[Pierson]

since they were

[Freddy Schurr]

members of 204

[santosh]

and then a

[[527]phil]

thingamabob was used

[NeedMoreEngines]

that tasted like

[Pierson]

metal mixed with

[Wayne Doenges]

Purina cat chow

[Jay H 237]

and artificial blueberry

[katiyeh07]

was eaten by

[Alex Cormier]

Karthik Kanasaashgf whatever

[Wayne Doenges]

was available to

[Ashley Christine]

dance. I was

[brandy836]

unfortunately busy with

[i_am_Doug]

the robot and

[Freddy Schurr]

and chairman award

[Wayne Doenges]

until I spilled

[Pierson]

pork all over

[Wayne Doenges]

the keyboard and

[Ashley Christine]

died. Then I

[katiyeh07]

went to the

[Wayne Doenges]

rock concert where

[katiyeh07]

dave matthews band performed on my birthday :D

ok so that was much more than 3 words...but i couldn't help...

[Freddy Schurr]

and Live 8

[Jay H 237]

concert tickets given

[Wayne Doenges]

to everyone for

[katiyeh07]

their birthday said

[Goober!!!]

that BIG Goober

[Wayne Doenges]

Robots that think

[evelyn1503]

are the coolest

[tiffany34990]

machines that live

[katiyeh07]

where the thing

[Pierson]

is that they

[Jay H 237]

got lost trying

[evelyn1503]

in the middle

[Wayne Doenges]

of Dean Kamen's

[Ian Curtis]

super long speech

[katiyeh07]

that made me

[Wayne Doenges]

sleepy, so I

[CourtneyB]

ran 100 miles

[Pierson]

to get some

[Jay H 237]

mint chocolate chip

[Kyle Love]

with cookie dough

[Pierson]

that tasted so

[katiyeh07]

very good but

[Kyle Love]

very bad also

[Ian Curtis]

. Thusly, a new

[Jay H 237]

microwave was delivered

[mechanicalbrain]

so i could

[Kyle Love]

start cooking meals

[brandy836]

that did not

[Goober!!!]

smell really good

[Pierson]

since it consisted

[mechanicalbrain]

of fried beaver (mmmm Kentucky fried beaver finger licking good) :D

[Kyle Love]

that tasted NASTY

[mechanicalbrain]

this is the story from pages 1-10 i got bored so someone will have to compile the rest. seriously people im going to start a thread where we can discuss our collective psychological trauma. i bet i could charge psychologists admitance and make a fortune. :D

Once at Robotics there was a broken robot and a large mill three machinists, and an annoying little poodle running around in circles because it didn't know where to go so it ran all the way to Connecticut for some really old bacon bomber sandwiches that it found in a box with GizMOE and old peanut butter a compas, map and a peanut curious, the dog which happened to also notice nearby wagged his tail while happily drooling all over sawdust which was now collecting on his spatula. He blinked and looked at his beautiful robot He named the robot "Spike" because it shook and little things that hurt when you get near the razor prongs that split when they touch humans and baby African cheesewheels that roll on the white line but always seem to stray towards Atlanta for the FIRST event held at the large Georgiadome there. However, no one knew many people believe that gozilla will END THIS STORY! Unless he doesn't which of course is why I'm going to bring my old laptop to the competition and let others eat raw fish or something more disgusting, such as eggs and chicken which are green inside but blue on the inside and are filled with some nasty jelly filling that tastes just like cough medicine and moxie and throw-up which, oddly enough, is enough reason to leave for the airport to go visit a relative that might suddenly become very deadly interested in building robots to make up three alliances to compete in a different world, using only speaker wire and large pieces of brown hair from places where the people turn into large purple grass And scarily enough ....they also are... building a weird robot that could assemble other robots with its hard excoskeleton, which was... built to do random jobs like slicing pizza and... molding metal into mini mighty mice who then become some fuzzy little purple paper bag that will eat hairy swedish fish while drinking hairy monkey fruit juice from strange little polka dot tulips growing in the dead robot that drinks mint juleps as its owner walks around in shoes that are old, slimy, and blue with red stripes and a pink bow on his arm. Still, he looked very spiffy and slightly feminine. He stepped onto a big pile of bolts volts and colts that were left on the tile of the floor leading to the kitchen, where the scattered robot parts lay in a scattered heap along the tie-dye colored tiles, that have a crack in one from dropping some old heavy stone weight on the large round table before bouncing on a fuzzy dice hanging from

[Wayne Doenges]

that tasted NASTY

with a woodsie

[Freddy Schurr]

that MADE POVERTY HISTORY

[katiyeh07]

and we all

[CourtneyB]

sang a song

[Nica F.]

called powerranger pastries

[Pierson]

it really sounded

[Jay H 237]

out of tune

[Kyle Love]

that made it

[tiffany34990]

really annoying to

[mechanicalbrain]

use have ears

[Jay H 237]

that can hear

[Pierson]

very quiet noises

[Kyle Love]

made by only

[Jay H 237]

rabbits, mice, and

[Pierson]

stuffed porcupines and

[Ashley Christine]

powerranger pastry songs.


[The follwing attatchment is the Three Worded Story up until this point. If you want to read it thats cool, its amusing. Its about 4 pages I think.]

[Chase]

I'm so confused

[mechanicalbrain]

said big buba

[John Wanninger]

If only I

[Morenoh149]

If only I

had a bun

[Goober!!!]

that could sing

[Wayne Doenges]

and dance while

[tiffany34990]

being warmed up

[Alex Cormier]

by my buddy

[Morenoh149]

charles the fifth.

[Freddy Schurr]

that jump off

[Wayne Doenges]

like Lemmings do

[Lisa Rodriguez]

into the ocean

[Pierson]

and swim... but

[Jay H 237]

having floated awhile

[spears312]

I drifted ashore

[mechanicalbrain]

onto a unfamiliar

[John Wanninger]

timeshare beach property

[brandy836]

that was very

[Pierson]

easy to find

[Wayne Doenges]

being next to

[Bemis]

the monkey farm!

[Wayne Doenges]

Robots and Lemmings...

[Wayne Doenges]

Seems to have stalled out so I'll try to get it going again.

running to the...

[Jay H 237]

hardware store to

[Cyberguy34000]

water games galore!

[mechanicalbrain]

And everyone thought

[Wayne Doenges]

that rabbits couldn't

[sciguy125]

wear pancake hats.

[george56]

Meanwhile, the evil....

[Wayne Doenges]

Chipmunk with the...

[Jay H 237]

blue motorcycle helmet

[mechanicalbrain]

Plotted horrible deeds! (Those evil chipmunks. They're plotting i know it! :yikes: )

[Adam Richards]

These deeds included:

[katiyeh07]

shrubery,electronics and...

[greencactus3]

the dreaded he

[sure_smile]

monster with cookies!

[Wayne Doenges]

They fled town...

[Elgin Clock]

riding segway transporters