Breanne M
26-05-2004, 22:05
I just gotta to represent us californians... :cool:
so... You know you're in california when...
You make over $300,000 a year and still can't afford a house.
You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.
You can't remember.....is pot illegal?
You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
You know which restaurant serves the freshest arugula.
Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.
You can't remember.....is pot illegal?
Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cell phones or pagers.
You call 911 and they put you on hold.
You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.
You can't remember.....is pot illegal?
You realize the only Republicans you know are your aunt and uncle in Michigan.
Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, the woman who delivers your mail is into S&M, and your Mary Kay rep is a guy in drag.
You have an action movie star for a governor
The primary bugs that you worry about are electronic.
Your mouse has only one ball.
You go to a tanning salon before going to the beach.
Your cat has it's own psychiatrist.
so... You know you're in california when...
You make over $300,000 a year and still can't afford a house.
You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.
You can't remember.....is pot illegal?
You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
You know which restaurant serves the freshest arugula.
Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.
You can't remember.....is pot illegal?
Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cell phones or pagers.
You call 911 and they put you on hold.
You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.
You can't remember.....is pot illegal?
You realize the only Republicans you know are your aunt and uncle in Michigan.
Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, the woman who delivers your mail is into S&M, and your Mary Kay rep is a guy in drag.
You have an action movie star for a governor
The primary bugs that you worry about are electronic.
Your mouse has only one ball.
You go to a tanning salon before going to the beach.
Your cat has it's own psychiatrist.