CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #6

[Billfred]

Alright, so the moving and the associated running kinda fried me. But the contest is teh on. Standings:

Jeff Wagelin: 17
Michelle 236: 17
MissInformation: 17
greencactus3: 14
Lil' Lavery: 11
Brandon Martus: 10
Greg Needel: 8
EddieMcD: 6
"Big Mike": 5
Elgin Clock: 5
Mike Ciance: 5
Shyra1353: 5
Andy Baker: 4
Astronouth7303: 4
Corey Balint: 4
George1083: 4
ZACH P.: 4
Aignam: 3
Andrew Rudolph: 3
dlavery: 2
Joe Ross: 2
Ken Patton: 2
Tom Schindler: 3
Vivelation: 2
Ben Lauer: 1
Collin Fultz: 1
ElfMaster: 1
Katie Reynolds: 1
sanddrag: 1
T. Hoffman: 1
JosephM: 1
Meli W: 1

Now, due to the fact that the Wednesday deadline seemed to work so well last week (and the fact that classes at USC start on Thursday), I think I'll keep the deadline to Wednesday at midnight.

As for the picture...

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pictures.php?s=&action=single&picid=4987&direction=DESC&sort=date&perrow=5&trows=10&quiet=Verbose

Good luck!

[Mike Schroeder]

OMG WhAT HAPPENED TO MY HAIR!!!!

[Tom Schindler]

THE MOUNTIES ARE COMING, THE MOUNTIES ARE COMING!

[Astronouth7303]

STEP AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER AND GO TO BED

[EddieMcD]

AHH! I'M IN BILLFRED'S LATEST CAPTION CONTEST! AHH!

[Aaron Lussier]

OMG, I just the won Publishers clearing house sweepstakes!

[Ken Patton]

"no, no, NO, its k-a-n-a-g-a-s-a-b-a-p-a-t-h-y!

I hate making dinner reservations......"


Ken

[Jeff Waegelin]

"Amanda, you're so beautiful, I'm just shocked! Can I sing a song for you?"

*runs away before Amanda and Karthik kill me....* :p

[Michelle 236]

" Hey Ernie, let's sing! 'Rubber Ducky, you're the one....'"

Gotta love sesame street :cool:

[RogerR]

"can you here me now?"

[Brandon Martus]

WAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPP? ??!!!!??!

[dlavery]

FIRST registration prices went up by HOW MUCH??!!!?!

-dave

[Jay H 237]

What, no more Mountain Dew!?!?!?!? :ahh:

[greencactus3]

don't look at me like that!! :ahh:

[Melissa Nute]

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !

[Dorienne]

I NEED SOME MORE BAWLS! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAGGGHHH!!!!

[Vivelation]

Whaddya mean, "Spare The Air Day"? Everyone knows it's Spare The Hair Day! ... WHAT?!

[Coco the Monkey]

This is my impression of a deer staring into headlights.

[Gary Dillard]

Is that thunder? I better save these 2000 lines of code before.....NNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[Billfred]

I just realized how many newbies we had...and they seemed to have done pretty well.

First place: Gary Dillard. Hilarious.
Second place: dlavery. I guess this is the first tangible benefit of FIRST upping the entry fee.

Honorable mentions:
"Big Mike"
EddieMcD
Ken Patton
Jeff Waegelin--if Amanda and Karthik haven't killed you yet. Death means you forfeit all points.
Jay H 237
Dorienne Plait
Vivelation

Until Sunday, y'all...

(Oh, and since I know you'd do the math anyway, here's the updated scores:)

Jeff Wagelin: 19
Michelle 236: 18
MissInformation: 17
greencactus3: 15
Lil' Lavery: 11
Brandon Martus: 11
Gary Dillard: 10
Greg Needel: 8
EddieMcD: 8
"Big Mike": 7
dlavery: 7
Astronouth7303: 5
Elgin Clock: 5
Mike Ciance: 5
Shyra1353: 5
Andy Baker: 4
Corey Balint: 4
George1083: 4
Ken Patton: 4
Tom Schindler: 4
Vivelation: 4
ZACH P.: 4
Aignam: 3
Andrew Rudolph: 3
Dorienne Plait: 2
Jay H 237: 2
Joe Ross: 2
Meli W: 2
Aaron Lussier: 1
Ben Lauer: 1
Coco The Monkey: 1
Collin Fultz: 1
ElfMaster: 1
JosephM: 1
Katie Reynolds: 1
RogerR: 1
sanddrag: 1
T. Hoffman: 1

[Gary Dillard]

Me: "Honey, I just won the Unofficial Caption Contest!"
My Wife: "Great, what did you win?"
Me: "10 points"

My Wife: (after a short dead silence): "Great."

[dlavery]

Me: "Honey, I just came in second in the Unofficial Caption Contest!"
My Wife: "Great, what did you win?"
Me: "Half of Gary Dillard's score!"

My Wife: (after a short dead silence): "Man, that sucks."

[EddieMcD]

My Wife: (after a short dead silence): "Man, that sucks."
::cough::InhalesAudibly::cough::

::jumps on bandwagon::

Me: "W00t! I just got an honorable mention in the Unofficial Caption Contest!"
::realizes he's all alone::
Me (evil half): "Great, what did you win?"
Me (good half): "Two-fifths of Dave Lavery's score!"

Me (evil half): (after a short dead silence): "I get one of those fifths."

[Gary Dillard]

Me: "Half of Gary Dillard's score!"



Darn, instead of "10 points" I should have said "2 times Dave Lavery's score". Then she would have REALLY been impressed.

[dlavery]

Darn, instead of "10 points" I should have said "2 times Dave Lavery's score". Then she would have REALLY been impressed.

And I obviously SHOULD have said "two-and-a-half time EddieMcD's score!" :)

-dave

(but in total points, he is still ahead of me :( )