CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #9

[Billfred]

Holy smokes! Nine of these already? Who'da thunk? (shrug) Here's the scores:

greencactus3: 28
Jeff Wagelin: 24
Michelle 236: 22
MissInformation: 20
Mike Ciance: 15
Gary Dillard: 14
Brandon Martus: 13
dlavery: 12
EddieMcD: 11
Elgin Clock: 11
Lil' Lavery: 11
Greg Needel: 10
"Big Mike": 10
Tom Schindler: 8
Astronouth7303: 7
Andy Baker: 7
Jay H 237: 6
Vivelation: 6
Shyra1353: 5
Amanda Morrison: 4
Corey Balint: 4
DCA Fan: 4
George1083: 4
JVN: 4
Ken Patton: 4
ZACH P.: 4
Aignam: 3
Andrew Rudolph: 3
Ben Lauer: 3
David Kelly: 3
Dorienne Plait: 3
RogerR: 3
T. Hoffman: 3
BCahn836: 2
Jessica Boucher: 2
Joe Ross: 2
Meli W: 2
Aaron Lussier: 1
Coco The Monkey: 1
Collin Fultz: 1
ElfMaster: 1
JosephM: 1
Katie Reynolds: 1
sanddrag: 1
Matt Attallah: 1
GateRunner: 1

And since everyone seems to be having fun with it (and nobody's seriously hurt by it), I think I'll continue the "ooo, buuuuuuuuuuuuurn" award. Still three points, and still judged on who can get the best one-liner in. Just remember that it's only fun until someone gets hurt.

Now, for the pic:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pictures.php?s=&action=single&picid=5224&direction=ASC&sort=title&perrow=5&trows=10&quiet=Verbose

The deadline is 9:00 on Wednesday night. Have fun!

[Andy Baker]

Dismayed by the music industry, Tiffany (http://www.tiffany.org/pix/lggfx/tiffany1.jpg) is now happy as she mentors FIRST Robotics students and tortures NASA executives. Recently, she mentioned getting back into singing. "I may sing the Canadian National Anthem at next year's FIRST Championships", says Tiffany. We can only hope.






(ducks)

Andy B.

[Mike Ciance]

Tired of waiting... and waiting... and waiting for your dial-up service? Try Verizon DSL!

[Bcahn836]

Introducing the new and improved carpet tester.

[dlavery]

AAkkkkhh! Uurrrggggh! Sspffftt! aaaghhrrr! SVViiddDZZZ!

Brain on overload...

___ Must try to maintain control...

______ So many possibilities....

_________ Chance we have been waiting for...

____________ Neural short circuit....

_______________ Make up for all those Photoshop comments....

__________________ Must think carefully before brain melts...

GGnorrf! Svvvittzzz! UUUUrrrrggh! Ack!




I'll be back later...

[ECarlson]

Announcing the new Roomba HF featuring new "Smart Clean" (tm) technology, with swing out pickup arms for enhanced corner cleaning. (Pictured with the optional duster attachment.)

[DCA Fan]

Man, Dave is gonna have a field day with this one....lol

I'll be back with mine later :)

[Jay H 237]

AARRRGGGHHH! I can't think.......where's the Advil?!

[Mike Schroeder]

*movie promo voice* little did she realize how far she had pushed him, little did she know the power one nasa executive can have, one women is thrusted into a life on the run when she discovers that fun photo shop pictures can get you arrested */movie promo voice*

[Astronouth7303]

The first week of school is always the hardest.

[Bcahn836]

It seems i have lost a contact, can u help me find it>?

[Dorienne]

ARGH DAVE! I can't stand him anymore! What else can I pin on him..."That's Pimp" is already too old...hmmmm...

--Dori

[EddieMcD]

Heidi's People to Photoshop list:



Big Mike - 2 counts of excessive bearhugging
Andy Baker - 1 count of being "cool yet geeky"
Brandon Martus - 3 counts of putting in features on Chief Delphi which confuse the majority of us
Jeff Waegelin - 1 count of being JVN
Dave Lavery - <><> counts of being Dave Lavery
EddieMcD - 2 counts of hating Krispy Kremes
Billfred - 1 count of putting me in this darned caption contest

[MissInformation]

Sigh. Okay, my entry: "And she futilely continued to try to convince them that there really was a brain under all of that hair."

As for the rest of you, I'll get you my pretties... and your little robots too!

Heidi

[Greg Needel]

"no longer a cat face but as a mouse i am still scared"

:D

[DCA Fan]

After a series of comically photoshopped pictures, Heidi ducks for cover as Dave goes on a Krispy Kreme induced rampage.

[JVN]

"Hmm... all this hair. Maybe it's time to think about a new style (http://www.factorfantasy.com/thedavegallery/photos/drdave.jpg)?"

[greencactus3]

unable to concentrate on her guitar lessons, Heidi resolves to catch that darn mouse that had chewed a hole in her wall.

(hint= top left :D & this is the view from the mousehole :D )

[dlavery]

... while still working on her blossoming spokesmodel career, Heidi did a brief stint as the public representative for Rogaine Recovery Anonymous. This was much more successful than her prior position as the stunt-double for Mr. T.

http://www.team116.org/Images/Heidi.jpg

-dave

[Vivelation]

Gah! Where's Karthik with all his hair products when you need them? Stupid hair...

[MissInformation]

... while still working on her blossoming spokesmodel career, Heidi did a brief stint as the public representative for Rogaine Recovery Anonymous. This was much more successful than her prior position as the stunt-double for Mr. T.

-dave

Not bad, Dave, not bad. If you like, I can give you some pointers sometime :p But over all, it's just Super Dave! (http://www.factorfantasy.com/thedavegallery/photos/superdave3.jpg)

Of course, Eric finds it completely hideous and if I really want to give him the creeps now, all I have to say is "I pity the fool!"

Heidi

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quietly slinking away now

[Elgin Clock]

<sings> Nobody knows the photo's I've shopped..<sings> Oh wait.. yes they do.

[DCA Fan]

... while still working on her blossoming spokesmodel career, Heidi did a brief stint as the public representative for Rogaine Recovery Anonymous. This was much more successful than her prior position as the stunt-double for Mr. T.

http://www.team116.org/Images/Heidi.jpg

-dave
ROTFLMAO....I can't believe you did that...........wow. It's almost creepy.

[Matt Attallah]

This is my head I use to think with...

:D

[Billfred]

My goodness! Heidi, you've amassed quite a hit list here.

So, uhm...I guess you want me to hand out points. (By the way, this week was hard. I literally had to go to the nit-pickiest of things to find a winner. And since I copy all of the entries into Notepad to judge, that means that any counter-Photoshopping doesn't make it into judging.)

First place goes to...

unable to concentrate on her guitar lessons, Heidi resolves to catch that darn mouse that had chewed a hole in her wall.
Second place...

*movie promo voice* little did she realize how far she had pushed him, little did she know the power one nasa executive can have, one women is thrusted into a life on the run when she discovers that fun photo shop pictures can get you arrested */movie promo voice*
Honorable mentions, in no particular order...
ECarlson
Mike Ciance
MissInformation (we know there's a brain under there, trust me...)
JVN
Elgin Clock
Matt Attallah (way to beat the buzzer!)
Andy Baker
Jay H 237

And while I know I judge in Notepad, you just can't ignore good Photoshopping when you see it (especially when the image itself is quoted several times.) Thus, Dave once again claims the "ooo, buuuuuuuuuuuurn" award. But no more counter-shopping, mmkay?

So, here's the new scores...

greencactus3: 38
Jeff Wagelin: 24
Michelle 236: 22
MissInformation: 22
Mike Ciance: 17
"Big Mike": 15
dlavery: 15
Gary Dillard: 14
Brandon Martus: 13
Elgin Clock: 13
EddieMcD: 12
Lil' Lavery: 11
Greg Needel: 11
Andy Baker: 9
Tom Schindler: 8
Astronouth7303: 8
Jay H 237: 8
Vivelation: 7
JVN: 6
DCA Fan: 5
Shyra1353: 5
Amanda Morrison: 4
Corey Balint: 4
George1083: 4
Ken Patton: 4
ZACH P.: 4
Aignam: 3
Andrew Rudolph: 3
Ben Lauer: 3
David Kelly: 3
Dorienne Plait: 3
Matt Attallah: 3
RogerR: 3
T. Hoffman: 3
BCahn836: 3
ECarlson: 2
Jessica Boucher: 2
Joe Ross: 2
Meli W: 2
Aaron Lussier: 1
Coco The Monkey: 1
Collin Fultz: 1
ElfMaster: 1
GateRunner: 1
JosephM: 1
Katie Reynolds: 1
sanddrag: 1

Sorry to have to put that in code blocks, but the list is just getting too darn long!

See y'all on Sunday!

[Gary Dillard]

I know this belongs in another thread but.....

You know you're addicted to FIRST when... A hurricane hits your house, you lose power for several days, your office still doesn't have power (as of this afternoon), you lose internet access for almost an entire week (until just now), and the only thing that's been on your mind is "I might lose ground to Dave Lavery in the Unofficial Caption of the Week Contest since I didn't get to submit an entry". <Whew> thank God that didn't happen.

[Gary Dillard]

Wait a minute - that DID happen! what a disaster this week has been!

[MissInformation]

Wait a minute - that DID happen! what a disaster this week has been!

Well, think of it this way Gary... sure, you lost some ground to Dave, but at least stayed off of my photoshop hit list! :D

Heidi

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