CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #12

[Billfred]

Alright, so this is a very special caption contest, posted early so those kooky Floridians can post before Jeanne messes with them. (Well, everyone else can post, too, but still.)

In fact, since Florida seems to be getting the short end of the stick this year, I'm instituting the Gary Dillard rule. What is the Gary Dillard rule, you ask?

Due to the fact that the state of Florida seems to get walloped with a hurricane every other week, the deadline for all caption contests shall be extended to 9 PM on Friday. Furthermore, any contestant may request in the event of an emergency or natural disaster for the next caption contest to be posted up to 47 hours before Billfred originally planned on it.
Ah, so much fun trying to write serious rules. The scores:

greencactus3: 40
MissInformation: 26
Jeff Wagelin: 24
Michelle 236: 24
Gary Dillard: 18
Mike Ciance: 17
"Big Mike": 17
dlavery: 17
Andy Baker: 16
DCA Fan: 16
EddieMcD: 16
JVN: 16
Brandon Martus: 15
Elgin Clock: 15
Greg Needel: 14
Jay H 237: 11
Lil' Lavery: 11
Amanda Morrison: 9
Tom Schindler: 9
Astronouth7303: 8
Dorienne Plait: 7
T. Hoffman: 7
Vivelation: 7
Aignam: 6
BCahn836: 6
Matt Attallah: 5
RogerR: 5
Shyra1353: 5
Corey Balint: 4
Eugenia Gabrielov: 4
GateRunner: 4
George1083: 4
JosephM: 4
Ken Patton: 4
ZACH P.: 4
Andrew Rudolph: 3
Ben Lauer: 3
David Kelly: 3
Meli W.: 3
ECarlson: 2
Jessica Boucher: 2
Joe Ross: 2
Aaron Lussier: 1
Coco The Monkey: 1
Collin Fultz: 1
ElfMaster: 1
Kyle45: 1
Katie Reynolds: 1
sanddrag: 1

And the picture...

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pictures.php?s=&action=single&picid=7274&direction=DESC&sort=date&perrow=4&trows=3&quiet=Verbose

Remember, the deadline is this coming Friday at 9 PM. Enjoy the two extra days!

[Gary Dillard]

Thanks Billfred - one less thing to be stressed about this week. My entry:

No, he was definitely from your side of the family. See, he has black shoes.

[Dorienne]

So is this your brother or sister we're cooking?

[EddieMcD]

"I feel like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight..."

[DCA Fan]

Faced with charges of animal cruelty, KFC hires newly trained "slaughterchickens" trained to humanely murder thier bretheren. PETA once again voiced concern, however, when it was revealed that the chickens began wearing shoes and prodding the corpses with metal sticks.

[Joe Matt]

As the chickens clearly demonstarte kids, don't play with cryogenics at home. Instead, get an expendable freshman to do it for you.

[Mike Schroeder]

in a cruel twist of fate Thuderchicken Paul Copioli gets cooked by real Chickens....

[Matt Attallah]

Mmmmm - your mother-in-law smells good...

[MissInformation]

The chickens continued to torture the egg in an effort to get him to admit chickens came first.

[dlavery]

And now, finally, we have the definitive answer to the question - they crossed to help cook the bacon that was on the other side of the road.

-dave

[Jay H 237]

"Does this count for cannibalism?"

[Michelle 236]

chicken on the right - 'Note to self: Don't take Bob up on his spa treatment offer.'

[Melissa Nute]

REVENGE!

[Bcahn836]

Would you like it original or extra crispy?

[Bcahn836]

I wonder who they are reserving that skillet for??

[Andy Baker]

Cousin cluckie, I'll save you! Here, grab this stick!




AB

[D.J. Fluck]

"That chicken won't be crossing the road, muhahahahha"

[Elgin Clock]

My answer is in the form of the audio clip below. :)

http://frogstar.com/wav/displaywav.asp?fil=victim.wav

[Elgin Clock]

My answer is in the form of the audio clip below. :)

http://frogstar.com/wav/displaywav.asp?fil=victim.wav (http://frogstar.com/wav/displaywav.asp?fil=victim.wav)
Disregard that post.. :mad:

[GateRunner]

Chicken 1: Hey, what did one cannibel say to the other as they ate the clown?
Chicken 2: What did he say?
Chicken 1: 'Does this taste funny to you?'
Both: Hahahahahha
Chicken in pot: Not funny.

[Matt Attallah]

My answer is in the form of the audio clip below. :)

http://frogstar.com/wav/displaywav.asp?fil=victim.wav
Elgin, Elgin, Elgin...

Didn't you read their website...

You have to Right-Click and Save as. It'll work than! :) (Atleast it worked for me)

[Elgin Clock]

Elgin, Elgin, Elgin...

Didn't you read their website...

You have to Right-Click and Save as. It'll work than! :) (Atleast it worked for me)
Ha ha matt.. How about if I win, you get half my points then for steering me in the right direction.. Or honorable mention.. something.. :cool:

[greencactus3]

quack.. :rolleyes:

[JVN]

Hmmm... I told you we needed to take the feathers off first!

OR...

Now we can finally figure out what 'tastes like chicken' means...


I honestly can't decide.

[Billfred]

Hoo boy, this was fun. To skip the miscellaneous stuff, first place would be:

And now, finally, we have the definitive answer to the question - they crossed to help cook the bacon that was on the other side of the road.
And second place would be...

The chickens continued to torture the egg in an effort to get him to admit chickens came first.
I should note that I really couldn't decide which should win, so I asked a forum member (who may identify him/herself if he/she wishes) to pick a number from 1 to 100. Heidi was evens, Dave was odds. (After all, we can't all be odd.) The number was 67.

Honorable mentions:

JosephM
Gary Dillard
DJ Fluck
Michelle 236
Elgin Clock
GateRunner
greencactus3

And instead of a burn award, I'm awarding the Just Plain Wrong award to...

in a cruel twist of fate Thuderchicken Paul Copioli gets cooked by real Chickens....
So, for the scores...

greencactus3: 42
MissInformation: 31
dlavery: 27
Michelle 236: 26
Jeff Wagelin: 24
"Big Mike": 20
Gary Dillard: 20
Mike Ciance: 17
Andy Baker: 17
DCA Fan: 17
EddieMcD: 17
Elgin Clock: 17
JVN: 17
Brandon Martus: 15
Greg Needel: 14
Jay H 237: 12
Lil' Lavery: 11
Amanda Morrison: 9
Tom Schindler: 9
Astronouth7303: 8
Dorienne Plait: 8
BCahn836: 7
T. Hoffman: 7
Vivelation: 7
Aignam: 6
GateRunner: 6
JosephM: 6
Matt Attallah: 6
RogerR: 5
Shyra1353: 5
Corey Balint: 4
Eugenia Gabrielov: 4
George1083: 4
Ken Patton: 4
Meli W.: 4
ZACH P.: 4
Andrew Rudolph: 3
Ben Lauer: 3
David Kelly: 3
DJ Fluck: 2
ECarlson: 2
Jessica Boucher: 2
Joe Ross: 2
Aaron Lussier: 1
Coco The Monkey: 1
Collin Fultz: 1
ElfMaster: 1
Katie Reynolds: 1
Kyle45: 1
sanddrag: 1

Until Sunday...

[Bcahn836]

Only 36 points to get to the top. For this week anyway

[Dorienne]

I come up with really bad jokes, so I can't really get a lot of points at once. lol, bad sense of humor I guess. Meh.

[greencactus3]

oh wowo!! i actually got an honorable award for a 5 letter caption!!
and Wow!! im still at the top!!

[off topic] is "AN honorable award" grammatically correct? or is it supposed to be "A honorable award"? somehow that doesnt sound right, yet honorable doesnt start with a vowel so....umm... anyone know english? [/off topic] :p

[shyra1353]

oh wowo!! i actually got an honorable award for a 5 letter caption!!
and Wow!! im still at the top!!

[off topic] is "AN honorable award" grammatically correct? or is it supposed to be "A honorable award"? somehow that doesnt sound right, yet honorable doesnt start with a vowel so....umm... anyone know english? [/off topic] :p

It's an .. because in this situation, h acts as a vowel or is silent (or something along those lines ...)

[dlavery]

[off topic] is "AN honorable award" grammatically correct? or is it supposed to be "A honorable award"? somehow that doesnt sound right, yet honorable doesnt start with a vowel so....umm... anyone know english? [/off topic] :p

You have to say it with a strong British accent. Then "an 'onorable" is perfectly appropriate. :)

-dave