CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #15

[Billfred]

Woohoo! Number fifteen!

It turns out that picking pictures is harder now. Trust me, it's very hard not to use some of the photos, but c'mon, how many times can one person poke fun at Dean, freshmen, and Brandon?

(just kidding, Brandon)

So, now for the scores...


greencactus3: 45
MissInformation: 35
dlavery: 31
Michelle 236: 31
JVN: 28
Greg Needel: 26
Jeff Waegelin: 25
Gary Dillard: 25
"Big Mike": 22
DCA Fan: 21
EddieMcD: 19
Elgin Clock: 19
Mike Ciance: 17
Andy Baker: 17
Jay H 237: 16
Brandon Martus: 15
Dorienne Plait: 15
T. Hoffman: 15
Amanda Morrison: 13
GateRunner: 10
Lil' Lavery: 11
BCahn836: 9
JosephM: 9
Tom Schindler: 9
Astronouth7303: 8
Aignam: 7
Shyra1353: 7
Vivelation: 7
Matt Attallah: 6
RogerR: 5
Corey Balint: 4
Eugenia Gabrielov: 4
George1083: 4
Jessica Boucher: 4
Ken Patton: 4
Meli W.: 4
ZACH P.: 4
Andrew Rudolph: 3
Ben Lauer: 3
David Kelly: 3
DanielBCR: 2
Denman: 2
DJ Fluck: 2
ECarlson: 2
Jack Jones: 2
Joe Ross: 2
karinka13: 2
Kyle45: 2
tkwetzel: 2
Aaron Lussier: 1
Coco The Monkey: 1
Collin Fultz: 1
DanielBCR: 1
ElfMaster: 1
JakeGallagher: 1
Katie Reynolds: 1
Rich Wong: 1
sanddrag: 1
wetzel: 1

And now, for the picture. I'm sure you'll have such a hard time coming up with a good burn for this one...

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pictures.php?s=&action=single&picid=7884&direction=DESC&sort=date&perrow=5&trows=10&quiet=Verbose

Until Friday night at 9:00...

[EddieMcD]

"After being put in the caption contest by his evil twin, Billfred plotted his revenge using the red roses growing out of his jacket."

[Dorienne]

"Okay how long do I have to smile like this? My mouth is starting to freeze like this, and my smile's not good either!!"

(Take note I'm seriously joking. This is a cute picture. =D...and no I am not sucking up.)

[GateRunner]

"Thanks to some brillant photoshopping, Billfred managed to successfully remove the spinach from his teeth, post picture-taking."

[Daniel Brim]

Since when do you need to wear a tux and smell like roses when on the radio?

[Bcahn836]

I think Dean is starting to set a trend. Nice tux Billfred

[Travis Hoffman]

A cleanly shaven Tarzan, newly domesticated by the seemingly desperate Jane, emerges from his jungle domain to pose for a picture just prior to his wedding - "Me Tarzan. You photographer. Me show big scary teeth to camera. *beats chest* AHHHHHHHH-U-A-U-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!"

[Amanda Morrison]

"Hurry up, Mom! My date (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pictures.php?s=&action=single&picid=5086&direction=DESC&sort=date&perrow=5&trows=10&quiet=Verbose) is waiting for me!"

[greencactus3]

unknown to billfred, his date had pointed the flower towards his face, so when he squeezed the pump, all the water splashed towards himself, resulting in the clean teeth (removal of the spinach) :D and the wonderful smile...all the while plotting revenge.

http://www.the-joke-shop.com/showprod.asp?product=135 for those of you who have no idea what im talking about

[Bcahn836]

Last week Dean borrowed Woodies tux and this week Billfred? I wonder if they borrowed the tennis shoes? :ahh:

[Michelle 236]

I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any gir....er...dude who isn't me tonight.
lalalalalala la la lala!

[Jay H 237]

"Now only if my drivers license photo came out this nice!"

[MissInformation]

"You would be smiling too if you got to choose next week's picture to be captioned..."

[dlavery]

"Presenting the runner-up in this year's "Dean Kamen Look-Alike Contest." All the judges agreed that it was a valiant effort, and the contestant would likely have won, but had only one of the two required costumes."

[JVN]

"Moon over Parma bring my love to me tonight..."

http://snlyou.jt.org/pics/dcarey.jpg

Cleveland Rocks!

[tkwetzel]

"The only thing that could make this photo better, is a lovely lady by my side. Any takers?"

[Elgin Clock]

Some of you will appreciate this and others will be totally baffled by my post for this pic.
And It goes a little something like this....
Uh 1,
Uh 2,
Uh 1-2-3-4,

"Bow Chica Bow Wow!!" :yikes:

[Rich Wong]

Bill is in deep thought:
((Please mister photographer….. take the picture already! A little faster pleassssssse!
This tuxedo is killing me. The boutonniere pin is stabbing me…. The tie is too tight… my underwear is running up the you know what….. and this fake background was a big mistake…..Oh God…. I just want to scream…… shot the picture already! I can't hold this smile any longer....)) *click* NEXT!
:yikes:

[Andy Baker]

Behind this well-dressed nice guy persona is one tough hombre, like his grandpa (http://www.imdb.com/gallery/mptv/1294/Mptv/1294/13210_0005.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Winters,%20Jonathan) , shown here with his taller partner.





Andy B.

[Daniel Brim]

After years of bothering Dean, Billfred finally fufills his dream of being Dean's best man.

[Gary Dillard]

The U.S.C. College of Engineering introduced its new software product, "Gamecock Photoshop", that uses a photo and a series of historical events to recreate a new image. In this demo, a recent photo of inventor Dean Kamen was morphed to show how he would have turned out if he had gone to college. As you can see, Dean made the right choice.

[Jack Jones]

HEADLINE: Local man arrested after police spot marijuana background in prom photograph.
.
.
.

[Matt Attallah]

They all don't know what I'm really smiling about...Muhhahahahaha

;)

[Wetzel]

Next up in Team 1293s date auction fundraiser, this geeky stud shows that he cleans up well!

[DCA Fan]

"Helloo ladies! I'm BillFred! Give me a call at 555-2394" ;)

[Joe Matt]

While dressing up for Holloween as Blue Man Group, Bill forgot one little critical detail, blue paint.

[Billfred]

Uhm, one little thing.

I'm going to Robot Rodeo this weekend (barring the proverbial hell or high water). Any way I slice it, there is no way I'll be near the Internet Friday night. Probably most of the weekend.

Thus, I have no option but to move the deadline up to Thursday night at 9:00 PM Eastern. And to hope I can get to a computer early enough Sunday to post the next one. :ahh:

On the up side, you've still got two whole days to post!

[Elgin Clock]

You can surf the internet right from the competition. Just use Tac-Ops. :)

http://www.team237.com/albums/Bash-2004/PDR_1543.sized.jpg


*I'm not giving you permission to use Tac-Ops. Just saying. It can be done.. :p

[VGMasterShadow]

KILLER TREE

[shyra1353]

If smiles could kill .. everyone would be dead right now ...

[Daniel Brim]

Please disregard my other two attempts at humor. My new caption is a sound link.

Mwuhahahaha (http://www.polaris.net/services/sound-archive/misc/laugh2.au)

[Billfred]

Evil (radio edit), black magic, DAHK-NESS!
Alright, so it didn't occur to me that I was posting two tuxedo shots in a row. And just to set the record straight...

-I had a date.
-That is not marijuana.
-I'm in the College of Education.
-That was outside my house. Mom has this thing of taking important pictures at the same spot each time.

With that, the first place would go to...

"You would be smiling too if you got to choose next week's picture to be captioned..."
And second place would be...


I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any gir....er...dude who isn't me tonight.
lalalalalala la la lala!
Honorable mentions...
Jay H 237
Dorienne Plait
GateRunner
Bcahn836
T. Hoffman
Amanda Morrison
greencactus3
Rich Wong
shyra1353
JosephM
Andy Baker
dlavery

And the burn award goes to...
The U.S.C. College of Engineering introduced its new software product, "Gamecock Photoshop", that uses a photo and a series of historical events to recreate a new image. In this demo, a recent photo of inventor Dean Kamen was morphed to show how he would have turned out if he had gone to college. As you can see, Dean made the right choice.
(grumbles something about getting his revenge at Robot Rodeo)

So, now for the new scores...


greencactus3: 47
MissInformation: 45
Michelle 236: 36
dlavery: 33
JVN: 29
Gary Dillard: 28
Greg Needel: 26
Jeff Waegelin: 25
"Big Mike": 22
DCA Fan: 22
EddieMcD: 20
Elgin Clock: 20
Andy Baker: 19
Jay H 237: 18
Dorienne Plait: 17
Mike Ciance: 17
T. Hoffman: 17
Brandon Martus: 15
Amanda Morrison: 15
GateRunner: 12
Lil' Lavery: 11
BCahn836: 11
JosephM: 11
Shyra1353: 9
Tom Schindler: 9
Astronouth7303: 8
Aignam: 7
Vivelation: 7
Matt Attallah: 7
RogerR: 5
Corey Balint: 4
Eugenia Gabrielov: 4
George1083: 4
Jessica Boucher: 4
Ken Patton: 4
Meli W.: 4
ZACH P.: 4
Andrew Rudolph: 3
Ben Lauer: 3
David Kelly: 3
DanielBCR: 3
Jack Jones: 3
Rich Wong: 3
tkwetzel: 3
Denman: 2
DJ Fluck: 2
ECarlson: 2
Joe Ross: 2
karinka13: 2
Kyle45: 2
wetzel: 2
Aaron Lussier: 1
Coco The Monkey: 1
Collin Fultz: 1
DanielBCR: 1
ElfMaster: 1
JakeGallagher: 1
Katie Reynolds: 1
sanddrag: 1
vgmastershadow: 1

Until (later) Sunday....

[shyra1353]

I know its late .. but I just thought of this one ...

"I smile because I have no idea what is going on ..."

[VGMasterShadow]

KILLER TREE

Little did our friend Billfred know that his life was about to be jeopardized by the landscape. Poor Billfred, he didn't know that his brain was being probed by that haunted tree, with leaves of evil. :D

[Kyle Love]

did the killer bees come from a killer tree? HAHA thats so corny