CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #17

[Billfred]

Well, at least I got this done reasonably close to on-time. The scores:


greencactus3: 49
MissInformation: 47
Michelle 236: 36
dlavery: 35
JVN: 32
Gary Dillard: 30
Greg Needel: 28
T. Hoffman: 27
EddieMcD: 25
Jeff Waegelin: 25
"Big Mike": 24
DCA Fan: 24
Elgin Clock: 20
Andy Baker: 19
Jay H 237: 19
Dorienne Plait: 19
Amanda Morrison: 17
Mike Ciance: 17
Brandon Martus: 15
GateRunner: 14
JosephM: 13
BCahn836: 12
Lil' Lavery: 11
Matt Attallah: 9
Shyra1353: 9
Tom Schindler: 9
Astronouth7303: 8
Aignam: 7
Vivelation: 7
ZACH P.: 6
Rich Wong: 5
RogerR: 5
Corey Balint: 4
Eugenia Gabrielov: 4
George1083: 4
Jack Jones: 4
Jessica Boucher: 4
Ken Patton: 4
Meli W.: 4
tkwetzel: 4
wetzel: 4
Andrew Rudolph: 3
Ben Lauer: 3
David Kelly: 3
DanielBCR: 3
Kyle45: 3
vgmastershadow: 3
Denman: 2
DJ Fluck: 2
ECarlson: 2
Joe Ross: 2
karinka13: 2
Aaron Lussier: 1
Coco The Monkey: 1
Collin Fultz: 1
DanielBCR: 1
ElfMaster: 1
JakeGallagher: 1
Katie Reynolds: 1
sanddrag: 1

And, for the picture:

http://www.invisiblerobot.com/robotics/robot_b59/index/p7276893.html

(For the record, 116's galleries seem to have the second-highest total of caption contestable pictures to ChiefDelphi.)

Until Friday night, when I won't have anything going at 9:00 PM (I swear!)

(By the way, I hope you're happy--you have an extra hour this week to enter, since I'm posting this with a whopping 56 minutes left in daylight savings time.)

[Kyle Love]

who's cTeks? really I want to know!

[Dorienne]

*plays a little 6 year old child who loves to touch things* oooooh!!! what does this robot dooo???

[Rich Wong]

"Sir…. or Madam…. Robot? You have to come down to the station with us for operating a motorized vehicle, that would be yourself, with out a license, performing robotic tricks without a permit, and refusing to show any identification. You can come quietly or do I have to cuff you? "


(OMG- Is that who I think is seating in the background munching on fries!!! :eek:)

[MissInformation]

Every year the inspections get harder and harder...

[Jay H 237]

"If you don't move this robot out of the fire lane I'm gonna have to ticket you."

[Travis Hoffman]

"Excuse me, robot citizen. This Chick-fil-A is currently under investigation for using poorly-maintained robot workers to prepare and cook their food. That gentleman and that boy over there just found some setscrews in their popcorn chicken. YOU wouldn't happen to know anything about that, would you, sir?"

Moments later...

"Oh, so you won't talk, eh? OK, buddy, up against the wall! Let me see what's in your (s)p(r)ockets!"

[Bcahn836]

Um where is your turn signals and brake lights? I wrote a ticket to your segway cousin last week for the same thing.

[Jack Jones]

Election fraud is plaguing the polls, as evidenced here by the security guard double-checking a “registered democrat.” The man in the background was removed from the line after being told that his eating a burger and fries did not prove that his name was Bill Clinton; nor did they believe his claim that the redhead seated next to him was registered and had voted for him eight years ago.

[dlavery]

"Sir, I pulled you over because I clocked you doing 15fps in a 10fps zone. I need to see your license, registration, and competition inspection form. I also see this is your third violation. You should know that, if found guilty, you face up to 90 days incarceration in the county scrap heap..."


-dave

[DCA Fan]

Sir, I'm not going to ask you again, put your arm up and back slowly towards me....

[Michelle 236]

"Where do the donuts come out?"

[GateRunner]

It seemed like such a good idea in theory, but when put into application, many officers found that "RoboCop" did not live up to the movie's standards...

[Bcahn836]

Hey?? When does our precinct get one of these?

[tkwetzel]

Sir (referring to Dave), please have a seat over there while I search your vehicle.

[tkwetzel]

Lose the last one I submitted...

"I don't care who you are!...You will have to sit over there until I am done inspecting your vehicle."

[Mike Schroeder]

Dave Lavery's previous attempts to use a cardboard box to get through a drive thru had failed this time he tried to use a first robot... dave had to sit in the corner and the robot got off with a stern talking to

[Andy Baker]

I had a hard enough time pulling anyone over when riding that silly Segway... now, I gotta ride this?

[Elgin Clock]

Reuters - October 2002

Attempting to cash in on the 20 year anniversary of their most successful movie of all time (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084434/)(not really), Paramount is proud to present their latest movie "An Officer And A Robot". A tale of law enforcement, technology, and the struggle for the two to coexist peacefully.

[Mike Ciance]

"STOP!!! ...in the name of love!"

[Astronouth7303]

"Sir? Your meter is out."

"OMG! it's Dave Lavery! Can I please have your autograph?!?" :p ;)

[VGMasterShadow]

And where are you going robot. Out for a noon stroll while the game is under way? I don't think so. OMG, are those real chrome rims? :ahh:

This is how the love between woman and machine turned out. :D

[Gary Dillard]

<playing in the background.....bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do...... >

I have a metallic male, 130 pounds, about 60 inches tall, says he's been hanging around bars. What? Oh, hanging on the bar. And Dave is his pimp. What? Oh, Dave says it's pimp. And he says he kidnapped JVN.

Yeah, another candidate for the Andy Baker ward. I'll bring him in.

[Amanda Morrison]

'Johnny 5? Is that you? ... Holy crap, it is alive!'

[Kyle Love]

"Is it possible to get a FIRST SPAM(team180) blocker?"

[VGMasterShadow]

Dean just had to park his robot in the middle of the front door to the stadium, didn't he?

[CourtneyB]

dang, you aint got nothin on me, look whos taller now.

[Wetzel]

Just like to note that Tyler stole mine.
:p


Wetzel

[greencactus3]

hmm. i wonder what this button does... :D
........ :eek:

[VGMasterShadow]

I take it that bronze rims are a federal offense in FIRST.

[DCA Fan]

hmm. i wonder what this button does... :D
........ :eek:
....the famous last words of many freshmen.

^not an entry

[JVN]

What do you mean there is no emergency?!?
I saw you had your warning flashers on from a distance of at least 100 feet (R08 (http://www.team229.org/fm/5.2.4)). It did seem strange that they were blinking red...

[Joe Matt]

Well, you ARN'T parked infront of a firehydrant...

[Kyle Love]

"SAY WHAT! Batteries only last 2 minutes!!!!!!! :ahh: "

[Eugenia Gabrielov]

And Dave yells from a distance...

"Say, Robot! You mackin' on my girl?"

[EddieMcD]

"A look through evolution:

In the beginning there was man, and for a time it was good. But humanity's so-called `civil societies' soon fell victim to vanity and corruption. Then man made the machine..."

[Greg Needel]

"The fire marshal is conducting a new investigation on the origins of magic smoke"

[Billfred]

This, ladies and gentlemen, is why I dream of edit capabilities in the games forum.

Meanwhile, I suppose it's time to judge this here contest. First place goes to...

<playing in the background.....bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do...... >

I have a metallic male, 130 pounds, about 60 inches tall, says he's been hanging around bars. What? Oh, hanging on the bar. And Dave is his pimp. What? Oh, Dave says it's pimp. And he says he kidnapped JVN.

Yeah, another candidate for the Andy Baker ward. I'll bring him in.
Second place goes to...

Every year the inspections get harder and harder...
Honorable mentions:
Dorienne Plait
Rich Wong
Jay H 237
dlavery
DCA Fan
Michelle 236
GateRunner
Bcahn836
tkwetzel
Jack Jones
Andy Baker
JVN
T. Hoffman
Eugenia Gabrielov (who appears determined to introduce "mackin'" into the CD vernacular)
Greg Needel
Mike Ciance

And, of course, the burn award...

Dave Lavery's previous attempts to use a cardboard box to get through a drive thru had failed this time he tried to use a first robot... dave had to sit in the corner and the robot got off with a stern talking to
Which means the scores are now...


MissInformation: 52
greencactus3: 50
Gary Dillard: 40
Michelle 236: 38
dlavery: 37
JVN: 34
Greg Needel: 30
T. Hoffman: 29
"Big Mike": 27
DCA Fan: 26
EddieMcD: 26
Jeff Waegelin: 25
Andy Baker: 21
Dorienne Plait: 21
Elgin Clock: 21
Jay H 237: 21
Amanda Morrison: 18
Mike Ciance: 17
GateRunner: 16
Brandon Martus: 15
JosephM: 14
BCahn836: 14
Lil' Lavery: 11
Matt Attallah: 9
Shyra1353: 9
Tom Schindler: 9
Astronouth7303: 9
Aignam: 7
Rich Wong: 7
Vivelation: 7
Eugenia Gabrielov: 6
Jack Jones: 6
tkwetzel: 6
ZACH P.: 6
RogerR: 5
Corey Balint: 4
George1083: 4
Jessica Boucher: 4
Ken Patton: 4
Kyle45: 4
Meli W.: 4
VGMasterShadow: 4
wetzel: 4
Andrew Rudolph: 3
Ben Lauer: 3
David Kelly: 3
DanielBCR: 3
Denman: 2
DJ Fluck: 2
ECarlson: 2
Joe Ross: 2
karinka13: 2
Aaron Lussier: 1
Coco The Monkey: 1
Collin Fultz: 1
CourtneyB: 1
DanielBCR: 1
ElfMaster: 1
JakeGallagher: 1
Katie Reynolds: 1
sanddrag: 1

Until Sunday, when I'll be done with sleep and Saturday and two straight hours of 80s ska (www.billfredinthenighttime.com)...

(c'mon, a guy has to get his plugs in somehow...:D)

[Gary Dillard]

Now can someone tell me if I'm mackin' this contest, or if I'm mackin' on it, or if it's mackin' on me, or should I be mackin' something else, or someone else, or am I just too old to be mackin' :confused:

[Eugenia Gabrielov]

I would say, that since you have so many points for your captions, that you are most definitly "Mackin' on this contest". However, if you wish for this contest to be "mackin' on you" that's a really interesting thing to consider. You could be mackin' on something else, but this is CD and mackin' on CD is fun. One is never too old to be mackin' providing the put the appropriate amount of effort into the said action. :P