CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #18

[Billfred]

Well, it's that time again...

(iTunes chime rings)

Oh, hang on a second...(changes CD to rip another)

Erm, yeah. The caption contest. I guess you want the scores...


MissInformation: 52
greencactus3: 50
Gary Dillard: 40
Michelle 236: 38
dlavery: 37
JVN: 34
Greg Needel: 30
T. Hoffman: 29
"Big Mike": 27
DCA Fan: 26
EddieMcD: 26
Jeff Waegelin: 25
Andy Baker: 21
Dorienne Plait: 21
Elgin Clock: 21
Jay H 237: 21
Amanda Morrison: 18
Mike Ciance: 17
GateRunner: 16
Brandon Martus: 15
JosephM: 14
BCahn836: 14
Lil' Lavery: 11
Matt Attallah: 9
Shyra1353: 9
Tom Schindler: 9
Astronouth7303: 9
Aignam: 7
Rich Wong: 7
Vivelation: 7
Eugenia Gabrielov: 6
Jack Jones: 6
tkwetzel: 6
ZACH P.: 6
RogerR: 5
Corey Balint: 4
George1083: 4
Jessica Boucher: 4
Ken Patton: 4
Kyle45: 4
Meli W.: 4
VGMasterShadow: 4
wetzel: 4
Andrew Rudolph: 3
Ben Lauer: 3
David Kelly: 3
DanielBCR: 3
Denman: 2
DJ Fluck: 2
ECarlson: 2
Joe Ross: 2
karinka13: 2
Aaron Lussier: 1
Coco The Monkey: 1
Collin Fultz: 1
CourtneyB: 1
DanielBCR: 1
ElfMaster: 1
JakeGallagher: 1
Katie Reynolds: 1
sanddrag: 1


And the picture:
http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pictures.php?s=&action=single&picid=4844&direction=DESC&sort=date&perrow=5&trows=10&quiet=Verbose

Have fun!

[Dorienne]

"Hmmm..I wonder if my great strength will be able to push this floor down a bit further...let's try..." *pushes hard until face turns candy apple red, then gasps for air* "Okay, I think I popped a vein..."

[Amanda Morrison]

DJ Fluck - Also known as 'The man who loved FIRST so much, he kissed the ground the 'bots ran on'.

[tkwetzel]

Trying to imitate Dean's explanation of simple rules, "This is outside the playing field"

[MissInformation]

"Alright, who's the joker who tied my shoelace to the pole?"

[JVN]

FIRST Frenzy: Burning the Fat!

"Cmon, do it with me people... and 1 and 2 and 3 and 4... all you beer bellied enginerds, let's see some effort!"

(for max comedic effect, include totally flamboyant Richard Simmons voice)

[Jay H 237]

"Luckily the carpet saved my knees............can't say much about my head though!"

[Bcahn836]

Behold the next Olympic huddler.

[Kyle Love]

"10 cases of zip ties.....$100.....building a robot......$1500......going to a regional....$3000.....leaving someone at a rest stop......priceless"

[Bcahn836]

Looks like the judges are going to give this one a 7.5 he had great form but missed the landing. Ouch thats gotta hurt.

[greencactus3]

DJ Fluck was disabled after flying out with a great start to knock down all the huskies during autonomous only to turn the wrong way, and ending outside of the playing field much to the horror of the programmer.

[Joe Matt]

There *IS* a reason why they added a gate to the field DJ... :rolleyes:

[Greg Needel]

in the best crock hunter voice "as you can see DJ is listening for sounds to find out where they are coming from. you don;t want to let these robots sneek up on you, as they can be crafty buggers."

[Michelle 236]

"LOOK AT ME, I'M DJ! YAY!!!!!!!!!! Join my fan club and I'll teach you how to be cool like me! I like to call this move the black panther. Grrrrrr."

[Wetzel]

DJs failed attempt at breakdancing. He learns 1) to move away from objects that will catch his feet and 2) spining on your knee leaves a nasty rugburn.

[GateRunner]

Attempting several backflips to express his team's joy at being choosen by the #1 seeded team, D.J. Fluck forgets entirely about the field, until it is too late.

[Rich Wong]

Picture caption:

The second video from the FIRST Workout Series titled “FIRST You Pump-It-Up: The Advanced Regional Workout” went on sale this week and captured the number 3 spot for the “Top 10 Selling Workout Video of the Month.” Pictured here is D.J. Fluck demonstrating the proper hand and leg position of the “Elevated-Single-Leg push up.”
This is a favorite exercise performed by finalists at FIRST Regional Competitions while waiting for their turn at picking alliances. :)

[Daniel Brim]

That's what happens when you raise the bar

[DCA Fan]

Attempting to escape the recruited "human wall," D.J. Fluck nearly makes it off the field before falling and being dragged into the line.

[VGMasterShadow]

D.J. realized he wasn't Superman.

[CourtneyB]

'Can you say....ouch? with a smile?'

[Jessica Boucher]

And over here, we see DJ, doing his impression of "Jess Boucher post-national anthem at IRI".

[Travis Hoffman]

*****Exposition*****

Bitten on a cow-tipping field trip by a territorially-displaced radioactive ground sloth roaming the pastures of Kokomo, Indiana, mild-mannered dork D.J. Fluck was suddenly transformed into the Amazing(?) Slothman! From that day on, D.J. swore to secretly use his slothly powers to (very slowly) protect truth, justice, and the American way while thwarting the plans of evildoers everywhere!

*****Caption*****

Insanely jealous of his cousin Peter Parker's amazing Wall-Crawling super powers and desperately seeking attention, D.J. foolishly forgets to put on his Slothman suit before demonstrating his powers of Totally-Uncoordinated Floor-Crawling and Super Slow Sloth Speed to the crowd in Houston. Needless to say, they weren't impressed.

****************

Don't expect a Slothman movie or comic book any time in this millenium. However, D.J. did inspire one extremely bored spectator to write the Slothman theme song. Here's the first verse...

Slo-oth-man, Slo-oth-man
Does whatever a slo-oth can
Crawls real slow, on the floor
Trips on bars, he's such a bore
Who cares? Here comes the Slo-oth-man

[Jake177]

remember to stretch out fully before each match, you don't want to get a cramp while you're sprinting to the controls at the end of autonomous mode

[Gary Dillard]

"Attention in the pits: Will the TechnoKats please come get their human player off the field AGAIN!"

Overheard in the pits: "Great. Can you imagine what it will be like next year when he graduates and becomes a mentor?"

[VGMasterShadow]

D.J. would do anything for a quarter, but this time he really tripped the bar. :D

[EddieMcD]

Makes me wonder why he's smiling after tripping (yes, I know it's staged). On that note:

<entry>
"Don't worry! The ground seems to have broken my fall!"
</entry>

[Elgin Clock]

Here we see the Red Wings (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pictures.php?s=&action=single&picid=5932&direction=ASC&sort=title&perrow=5&trows=10&quiet=Verbose)curse has yet again taken another victim on the field..


What?

It's not the Red Wings that have a curse, but the Red Sox?

Oh... Well... My bad!!! :p


(Don't blame me, I'm not *into* sports.)

[Jeff Waegelin]

"Hi, my name is D.J. Fluck, but you can call me Role Model... or is it Roll Model?"

(Anyone remember that picture? I tried to find it, but apparently it was hosted off-site and isn't there anymore... ahh well)

[dlavery]

Are you SURE this is the way you are supposed to play Twister?!!? I don't remember seeing a railing in the picture on the box...

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00000DMBK.01-A3LTAW8FHJ63G2.LZZZZZZZ.jpg


-dave

[Billfred]

This is 9:00 PM on Friday night.
Unfortunately, that means Jeff's and Dave's entries can't count...well, unless I make the Dave Lavery Corollary to the Gary Dillard Rule or something like that. But it's too late at night to think of that type of stuff.

Either way, first place goes to...

Here we see the Red Wings curse has yet again taken another victim on the field..

What?

It's not the Red Wings that have a curse, but the Red Sox?

Oh... Well... My bad!!!
Second place goes to...

"Hmmm..I wonder if my great strength will be able to push this floor down a bit further...let's try..." *pushes hard until face turns candy apple red, then gasps for air* "Okay, I think I popped a vein..."
Honorable mentions go to...

tkwetzel
Jay H 237
greencactus3
MissInformation
JVN
BCahn836
JosephM
Greg Needel
Wetzel
GateRunner
DanielBCR
Amanda Morrison
DCA Fan
CourtneyB
Jessica Boucher
T. Hoffman (who is making me seriously consider a word limit...:D)
Jake177
Gary Dillard

And the burn award goes to...

"LOOK AT ME, I'M DJ! YAY!!!!!!!!!! Join my fan club and I'll teach you how to be cool like me! I like to call this move the black panther. Grrrrrr."
Which means the scores are now....


MissInformation: 54
greencactus3: 52
Gary Dillard: 42
Michelle 236: 41
dlavery: 37
JVN: 36
Greg Needel: 32
Elgin Clock: 31
T. Hoffman: 31
DCA Fan: 28
"Big Mike": 27
EddieMcD: 27
Dorienne Plait: 26
Jeff Waegelin: 25
Jay H 237: 23
Andy Baker: 21
Amanda Morrison: 20
GateRunner: 18
Mike Ciance: 17
BCahn836: 16
JosephM: 16
Brandon Martus: 15
Lil' Lavery: 11
Matt Attallah: 9
Shyra1353: 9
Tom Schindler: 9
Astronouth7303: 9
Rich Wong: 8
tkwetzel: 8
Aignam: 7
Vivelation: 7
Eugenia Gabrielov: 6
Jack Jones: 6
Jessica Boucher: 6
wetzel: 6
ZACH P.: 6
DanielBCR: 5
Kyle45: 5
RogerR: 5
VGMasterShadow: 5
Corey Balint: 4
George1083: 4
Ken Patton: 4
Meli W.: 4
Andrew Rudolph: 3
Ben Lauer: 3
CourtneyB: 3
David Kelly: 3
Denman: 2
DJ Fluck: 2
ECarlson: 2
Jake177: 2
Joe Ross: 2
karinka13: 2
Aaron Lussier: 1
Coco The Monkey: 1
Collin Fultz: 1
DanielBCR: 1
ElfMaster: 1
JakeGallagher: 1
Katie Reynolds: 1
sanddrag: 1

(And it is just now, at the end of the post, that I realize the irony in me saying it's too late to think of new rules. I've got to be at work in two hours!)