CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #21

[Billfred]

WHO DAT BBAT?

oh, wait...not that 21. Ah well, here are the scores...


MissInformation 58
Greencactus3 54
Gary Dillard 49
T. Hoffman 44
Michelle 236 41
JVN 40
Dlavery 40
Greg Needel 34
Elgin Clock 33
Dorienne Plait 32
DCA Fan 32
"Big Mike" 31
EddieMcD 30
Jeff Waegelin 25
Jay H 237 25
Andy Baker 23
Amanda Morrison 22
GateRunner 21
Bcahn836 21
Rich Wong 20
JosephM 19
Mike Ciance 18
Eugenia Gabrielov 18
Brandon Martus 17
Lil' Lavery 15
Matt Attallah 14
Astronouth7303 13
Tkwetzel 11
Tom Schindler 10
Shyra1353 9
Jessica Boucher 8
Wetzel 8
DanielBCR 7
Aignam 7
Jack Jones 7
Vivelation 7
VGMasterShadow 7
Kyle45 7
ZACH P. 6
RogerR 5
George1083 4
Ken Patton 4
Corey Balint 4
CourtneyB 4
Meli W. 4
David Kelly 3
Andrew Rudolph 3
Ben Lauer 3
Denman 2
DJ Fluck 2
Ecarlson 2
Jake177 2
Joe Ross 2
Karinka13 2
Aaron Lussier 1
Bill Gold 1
Coco The Monkey 1
Collin Fultz 1
DanielBCR 1
ElfMaster 1
JakeGallagher 1
Katie Reynolds 1
Sanddrag 1
Squirrelrock 1

By the way, a few reminders...


If you figure that your score is out of whack for some reason, IM/PM me. I'm glad to fix anything that I know needs fixing.
If you see a picture on CD that you think is captionable, send it on over. I'll (probably) throw it in the hopper for a future contest. Someday.

And the picture, selected since I'm already supposedly going to meet my doom after the Championship anyway...

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pictures.php?s=&action=single&picid=5447&direction=DESC&sort=date&perrow=5&trows=10&quiet=Verbose

Until Friday at 9:00...

[Squirrelrock]

What is this world coming to? Monkeys are doing the chicken dance!

[Bcahn836]

So this is the reason FIRST doesn't like dancing at the competitions. :ahh: :ahh:

[Joe Matt]

*God Voice*

WALK TOWARDS THE LIGHT AMANDA! TOWARDS!

[Matt Attallah]

Here is Amanda really showing people how she wants to be kissed...

:D (Referring to an older caption Contest)

[GateRunner]

Amanda knew her plan to signal directions to her team with the Chicken Dance moves was going to run into problems the moment the real Chicken Dance started up....

[Dorienne]

Amanda: "Woohoooo!! C'mon guys let's go! *sings to the Chicken Dance song* Do do do do do do do...do do do do do do do...do do do do do do do *clap clap clap clap* Wooo this is fun! Man I wish I was a little kid again!"
Brandon Martus: "You practically are.." *gigglesnort*

[Jeff_Rice]

I'll do anything for Krispy Kremes...

[dlavery]

...and yet another example to prove the point that some people will do just about ANYTHING for a dozen Krispy Kremes!

[Jeff_Rice]

Precisely what I was referring to, except I couldn't edit my post to say so.

[Jay H 237]

After being bombarded all day at competition by people reconizing her from Chief Delphi, Amanda became deranged and started doing the chicken dance. It took several days before she was declared "normal" again.

[MissInformation]

Upon hearing the words “You are completely surrounded, come out with your hands up!” Amanda knew it was all over… however they never did find Billfred’s body…

[DCA Fan]

After seeing her dancing, the PrankMonkeys realized they should not let Amanda dance in public, and thus shrink wrapped her for later use.

[Tom Bottiglieri]

Convinced she was the best out there, Amanda recieved powers from the all mighty Dance God, Richard Simmons, to strike down Simon Cowell in his fancy American Idol leather chair. Police pronouced him dead on impact, but were perplexed on how they still heard his raspy voiced insults throughout the room.

[Arefin Bari]

Amanda: thank you! thank you! thank you! its a great pleasure to do the chicken dance for you guys. ::bows down::

[Rich Wong]

“ ….. now….before we start the Kickoff let us...
ALL RAISE OUR HANDS... and PREY….
*Pause*

Dean is my shepherd; I shall not want.
He makes me immerse myself in science and technology,
He leads me beside a promising career,
He inspires my team,
he leads me in the paths of Gracious Professionalism.
Yea, though I walk through the 6 week of robot building hell,
I will fear no delays: for thou art with me;
Thy team updates and Chief Delphi forum they comfort me.
Thou prepare a regional before me in the presence of mine competitors,
Thou anoints my head with paint and goofy hats; my robot’s winnings runneth over.
Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my regionals:
and I will dwell in the finals of the Championship for ever.
Woo, woo, woo......”

[tkwetzel]

"Where's Andy Baker?!? There's a pig in the arena!

[Melissa Nute]

"See! I've got rhythm."

[VGMasterShadow]

This was an early picture of Jessica's arrest for kidnapping JVN and attempting pimpiness without a license.

[Gary Dillard]

"I got on my Segway after Brandon borrowed it, and the handlebars were way up here! I'm not THAT short, am I?"

[Mike Schroeder]

i have heard of using your hands alot while speaking, but come on amanda making hand puppets to talk is a little silly

[greencactus3]

darn it. missed the last constest... was out for a week and this is what happens. first one ive missed EVER yet.

her shirt... is that Frank monkey? or prank monkey? or crank monkey? or spank monkey? or bank monkey? or tank monkey? or hank monkey? or thank monkey? or blank monkey? or clank monkey? or plank mokey? or rank monkey? or swank monkey? or shank monkey? or jank monkey? or is that not monkey but money? monday? moan? moo? mohawk? mom? montreal? momba? modern? model? motown? more? moon?mood? moose? ......[continue on your own. im running outta time]

[Travis Hoffman]

Imagine, if you will, that this picture captures a moment in time where Amanda's hands are flopping around like fish out of water, her arms are flailing wildly, and she's jumping up and down screaming as if she was a high-strung caffeine-addicted housewife who had just won a Cadillac from Bob Barker on The Price is Right. Imagine her migraine-inducing high-pitched voice as she shrieks the following....





OH MY GOD, IT'S RALPH MACCHIO!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! THE KARATE KID IS SITTING DOWN RIGHT NEXT TO ME TO MY RIGHT, WHICH WOULD BE THE LOWER LEFT HAND CORNER OF THE PICTURE YOU'RE TAKING OF ME RIGHT NOW!!!!!! RALPH, I WORSHIP THE GROUND YOU WALK ON!!!!! I'M FREAKING OUT!!!!! RALPH, WILL YOU MARRY ME???????? RALPH??? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, COME BACK RALPH, I WANT TO HAVE LOTS OF.......[nah, won't go there - we've been down that road before :p ]!!!!!!!!

[Elgin Clock]

<shameless plug>

After seeing Team 237's spiffy horizontal bar traveling device in Atlanta in 2004, Amanda immediately started joining the Hardcore Shimmy Dance and singing the lyrics:
<System Of A Down Lyrics> I want to shimmy-shimmy-shimmy
Through the break of dawn yeah </System Of A Down Lyrics>


</shameless plug>

[JVN]

"So I had one hand up inside each of them and.... nevermind, I'll finish this story later."

[VGMasterShadow]

Off-topic

OMG, I called Amanda Jessica. How is that possible. :eek:

On-topic

Attention everyone. There is a hyperactive person loose in the auditorium. Everyone, please scream and run around in circles. *everyone panics* Have a nice day.

There's a morrow to this story, somewhere.

[Andy Baker]

Kids line up around the block to see Amanda's Invisible Sock Puppet Show.



AB

[Wetzel]

Amanda has seen the light of FIRST and rasies her hands in praise.


Wetzel

[Kyle Love]

Let's see it's Friday night...should I go out with my girlfriend or go to the shop.....I'M GOIN' TO THE SHOP!!!!"

I would suggest not doing this one too often lol ;)

[Travis Hoffman]

Sayeth Amanda in her best Valley Girl voice...

"OMG, like, you know, Billfred TOTALLY forgot to post the results of Unofficial Caption Contest #21. What-ever! He's a total dweeb! Gag me with a spoon!"

The following site is good for a laugh or two. Enter the url for any CD thread or usfirst.org or whatever and see what happens:

http://www.80s.com/Entertainment/ValleyURL/

[Billfred]

Hey, don't hate...last night Irmo High School, my alma mater, was in the state championship in football. So I was down at Williams-Brice Stadium watching that. Watching is the key word there--we lost 35-7. After that, I was moping until 2:00 AM, at which time I had to do my radio show's season finale. And then sleep kinda kicked in.

So yeah...you want results, doncha? First place goes to...

Amanda knew her plan to signal directions to her team with the Chicken Dance moves was going to run into problems the moment the real Chicken Dance started up....
Second place goes to...

Upon hearing the words “You are completely surrounded, come out with your hands up!” Amanda knew it was all over… however they never did find Billfred’s body…
Honorable mentions a plenty...

Squirrelrock
Bcahn836
Jeff_Rice
dlavery
DCA Fan
Tom Bottiglieri
Rich Wong
Gary Dillard
"Big Mike"
T. Hoffman
Andy Baker
Wetzel

And the burn award goes to...
Amanda: "Woohoooo!! C'mon guys let's go! *sings to the Chicken Dance song* Do do do do do do do...do do do do do do do...do do do do do do do *clap clap clap clap* Wooo this is fun! Man I wish I was a little kid again!"
Brandon Martus: "You practically are.." *gigglesnort*
So, the scores...

Name Total
MissInformation 63
Greencactus3 54
Gary Dillard 51
T. Hoffman 46
Dlavery 42
Michelle 236 41
JVN 40
Dorienne Plait 35
DCA Fan 34
Greg Needel 34
"Big Mike" 33
Elgin Clock 33
GateRunner 31
EddieMcD 30
Andy Baker 25
Jay H 237 25
Jeff Waegelin 25
Bcahn836 23
Amanda Morrison 22
Rich Wong 22
JosephM 19
Eugenia Gabrielov 18
Mike Ciance 18
Brandon Martus 17
Lil' Lavery 15
Matt Attallah 14
Astronouth7303 13
Tkwetzel 11
Tom Schindler 10
Wetzel 10
Shyra1353 9
Jessica Boucher 8
Aignam 7
DanielBCR 7
Jack Jones 7
Kyle45 7
VGMasterShadow 7
Vivelation 7
ZACH P. 6
RogerR 5
Corey Balint 4
CourtneyB 4
George1083 4
Ken Patton 4
Meli W. 4
Andrew Rudolph 3
Ben Lauer 3
David Kelly 3
Squirrelrock 3
Denman 2
DJ Fluck 2
Ecarlson 2
Jake177 2
Jeff_Rice 2
Joe Ross 2
Karinka13 2
Tom Bottiglieri 2
Aaron Lussier 1
Bill Gold 1
Coco The Monkey 1
Collin Fultz 1
DanielBCR 1
ElfMaster 1
JakeGallagher 1
Katie Reynolds 1
Sanddrag 1

Until tomorrow, at which point I hope that USC's network is working still...

[GateRunner]

I finally won one! Go me! :-p