CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #24

[Billfred]

FACT: If you were to shrink all of the caption contests down to one hour each...you would be up for a whole day. And that would be a serious case of insomnia.

Either way, here are the scores...


MissInformation 70
T. Hoffman 58
Greencactus3 58
Gary Dillard 56
Dlavery 46
Michelle 236 41
JVN 41
Dorienne Plait 38
DCA Fan 37
Andy Baker 35
GateRunner 35
Greg Needel 34
Elgin Clock 33
"Big Mike" 33
EddieMcD 31
Amanda Morrison 29
Jay H 237 29
Bcahn836 26
Jeff Waegelin 25
Rich Wong 24
JosephM 20
Eugenia Gabrielov 19
Mike Ciance 18
Brandon Martus 17
Matt Attallah 17
Lil' Lavery 15
Tkwetzel 14
Astronouth7303 13
Shyra1353 12
Wetzel 10
Tom Schindler 10
VGMasterShadow 9
Kyle45 9
Jessica Boucher 8
DanielBCR 8
Aignam 7
Jack Jones 7
Vivelation 7
George1083 6
Squirrelrock 6
ZACH P. 6
RogerR 5
Meli W. 5
Arefin Bari 4
Ken Patton 4
Corey Balint 4
CourtneyB 4
David Kelly 3
Andrew Rudolph 3
Ben Lauer 3
Denman 2
DJ Fluck 2
Ecarlson 2
Jake177 2
Jeff_Rice 2
Joe Ross 2
Karinka13 2
Tom Bottiglieri 2
Aaron Lussier 1
Bill Gold 1
Coco The Monkey 1
Collin Fultz 1
DanielBCR 1
ElfMaster 1
JakeGallagher 1
Katie Reynolds 1
Lisa Perez 1
MATT_kaplan108 1
Sanddrag 1
Yan Wang 1


And the picture...

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pictures.php?s=&action=single&picid=8637&direction=DESC&sort=date&perrow=5&trows=10&quiet=Verbose

Until Friday at 9:00...

[Matt Attallah]

When the fashon police came to Tytus he gave up the gig right away...

[Brandon Martus]

I'm sure all of the young people won't get this, but oh well ..
-----------------BEGIN--ENTRY---------------------------

Da na na na nin na na naah...
Da na na na nin na na...
Da na na na nin na na naah...
Da na na na nin na na...

Wa na na naaaaaaaaaaa nah...
Wa na na naaaaaaaaaaa nah...
Wa na na naaaaaaaaaaa nah...
Ni ni ni ni ni ni ni nuh..

TEQUILA...
[/pee-wee-big-adventure]

All he needs is the shoes..

-----------------END--ENTRY---------------------------

[Dorienne]

Tytus Mini-Me: *in a high voice* Raise the roof! Raise the roof y'all!
Arefin: *shakes head in dismay* Oh man...*leaves with a hat low over his face*

[Bcahn836]

i guess he got caught doing the chicken dance too.

[GateRunner]

" Ha Ha Ha Ha, Ho Ho Ho, Ha Ha Ha Ha,
that's how we laugh the day away in the Merry Ole Land of Oz!
That's how we laugh the day away with a Ha Ha Ha, Aha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha, (hee hee) Ha Ha Ha, Ha Ha Ha, (hee hee) Ha Ha Ha,
In the Merry Ole Land Of Oz!.....

What do you mean I don't get the part!?"


(Taken from The Wizard of Oz)

[shyra1353]

raise da roof ... uh uh ...

cmon .. who da maan ??

[Jeff Waegelin]

Tytus decided he needed to get an early start on impressing the girls...

[Rich Wong]

"Oooooh…. LUUUUUUUCY….. hurry… come quickly…. You got to see what our little babalu is doing!"

[Kyle Love]

"hey mom LOOK! I'm JVN!"

[Yan Wang]

"OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DOO"

[Jay H 237]

Tytus kept his eyes on the fan in the window during his performance. There was just something about it that he couldn't take his eyes off it. Finally it hit him, fan...........air movement.......................HOVERCRAFT!!!!!!

[tkwetzel]

The scientists failed in their efforts to clone a new Tytus without those crazy white boy genes.

[Greg Needel]

Dressed for his upcoming visit to the neverland ranch Tytus practices his moves for his idol Michael Jackson

[Gary Dillard]

And for a tax deductible gift of just $15 a month, you can sponsor a geeky white boy like little Tytus here. Just think, over a year that's enough to buy a speed controller, 2 muffin fans, a battery pack and some raw materials so he can build his very own hovercraft. That will give him the start he needs so he doesn't turn out like his twin brother, Vanilla Ice.

"Save the Geeks". We're doing it one geek at at time.

[Squirrelrock]

Hey, if dave lavery was hired to be an oompa loompa, then why wasn't I?


(reference to http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=278659&postcount=73)

[dlavery]

After a massive investigation, researchers have tracked the outbreak of "Shake-Your-Booty-Pox" all the way back to the original victim of the disease. In this old photograph of Patient Zero, also known as "Mr. Git-down-wit'-yo'-bad-self," it is easy to spot the early effects of the malady. Initial symptoms include a unique sense of fashion, overwhelming rhythm, and the irrepressible need to shout "Whaaoow!" like James Brown every ten minutes.

"I feeeeel good! Na na na na na na na..."

-dave

[Andy Baker]

Citizens of West Palm Beach, be on the lookout for young, hyperactive children who have been running around the city, washing cars, wearing green lipstick, and chasing hovercrafts. Energetic homeless kids have joined a cult group led by a charismatic man who calls himself "Tytus Gerrish". The community is based in the nearby swamps, and the children venture into the city to raise funds for their leader's mission to rule the world. The youngster in this picture called himself "mini Tytus".

[VGMasterShadow]

Tytus is practicing for the upcoming Willy Wonka sequel, Croutching Oompa, Hidden Loompa.

And here I thought he was just plain crazy. Oh how wrong I was. :D

[ttedrow]

Citizens of West Palm Beach, be on the lookout for young, hyperactive children who have been running around the city, washing cars, wearing green lipstick, and chasing hovercrafts. Energetic homeless kids have joined a cult group led by a charismatic man who calls himself "Tytus Gerrish". The community is based in the nearby swamps, and the children venture into the city to raise funds for their leader's mission to rule the world. The youngster in this picture called himself "mini Tytus".

GO dave GO

[Tytus Gerrish]

"Doctors Prove that the symptoms of ADHD do not improve with Age"

[Travis Hoffman]

Next up for our Rejects of Puppetry auction on QVC, we have this peculiar specimen - marionette castoff #179-ST. This unit was slated to be blown up in Scene 541-Q of the Trey Parker feature film "Team America:World Police", but Parker thought that dismembering the dummy wouldn't be funny enough. The production staff believed the #179-ST would have more comedic value if it were left in one piece, so instead, they just ran it over with a tank in scene 635-B. Legend has it that Parker enjoyed this scene so much, he shot it over 246 times before the marionette strings broke and they had to throw it away. Good thing our QVC garbage collectors were on hand to salvage this beauty and add it to the thousands of other pieces of crap our network sells you mindless peons each day! The strings may be gone, but the shoes are stilllllll shiny folks! Oooh, shiny - you know you must have it! Now you have the chance to purchase a piece of movie history! Bid now, before it's too late!

[Michelle 236]

I <3 the 80s.

[tiffany34990]

aww tytus-- love ya buddy-- the world woudn't be the same without u'r crazyness--we all need ya to make life interesting :)


well we need everyone to make this world go round and round-- lovely ppl in this world

enjoy everyone!!!

[Arefin Bari]

Tutush Gurrish: Alright Ladies, TYTY's on the dance floor. i am wearing my first pimpsuit. Move back. :)

[Elgin Clock]

"Doctors Prove that the symptoms of ADHD do not improve with Age"
<not entry>So true.. :sigh:</not entry>


All that kid needs is a pow, pow, power wheels - with hydraulics and some crushed velvet for the interior. :)

[VGMasterShadow]

Tytus; Elvis, eat your heart out

This proves you can take Tytus out of Blue Suede Shoes, but you can't take the Blue Suede Shoes out of Tytus. There's one problem with that saying, Tytus isn't wearing Blue Suede Shoes. :D

[JVN]

We're gonna partaaaay like it's nineteen-ninety-nine!!
...whaddaya mean I'm off by a decade?!?

[Barry Bonzack]

What Tytus's world was like before FIRST.


Thank goodness he found his true calling. This might have made for a scary future for the radio.

[EnderofDragon]

Science and nature have gone horribly awry.


Yeah, I really got nothing. I dont know this guy at all and I havent done one of these in years. Team 116 alumni will remember how often I used to win these things.

[MissInformation]

After gunning down John Dillinger and Pretty Boy Floyd, the FBI turned its sight on Baby Face Nelson, naming him Public Enemy Number One.

[Gary Dillard]

<not an entry>

Hey Billfred, what's the holiday schedule for judging and posting? Same as usual?

[Billfred]

<obviously not an entry>

Knowing that I am working Friday night at a grocery store with sometimes-irate customers, I am modifying next week's schedule a smidge...

If, for whatever reason, Billfred is working on a job on a day he has to post or judge a caption contest, he reserves the right to fudge the posting or judging by one day in either direction.
For the record, I'm working 10-4 at Piggly Wiggly on Sunday. Therefore, expect for this contest to be judged and for the next contest to be posted on Saturday. Everything else (including the 9:00 PM Eastern deadline tomorrow night) remains as usual.

[greencactus3]

merry christmas!!!!! and hanuka and kwanza *and everything else im missing*

[DCA Fan]

And the newest dance sensation since the infamous dancing baby, it's Dancing Tytus!

[EddieMcD]

"One day, I will take over FIRST and hold it ransom for one ::insert pinky in mouth:: biiiiiilllon dollars!"

[Amanda Morrison]

In a cruel twist, FIRST students are forced to watch a young Tytus Gerrish shake it like a polaroid picture.

[Billfred]

Well, I figure it's time for me to avoid wearing out my grace period under the Billfred Is Working Way Too Freaking Much Rule.

So first place goes to...

We're gonna partaaaay like it's nineteen-ninety-nine!!
...whaddaya mean I'm off by a decade?!?
Second place goes to...

After a massive investigation, researchers have tracked the outbreak of "Shake-Your-Booty-Pox" all the way back to the original victim of the disease. In this old photograph of Patient Zero, also known as "Mr. Git-down-wit'-yo'-bad-self," it is easy to spot the early effects of the malady. Initial symptoms include a unique sense of fashion, overwhelming rhythm, and the irrepressible need to shout "Whaaoow!" like James Brown every ten minutes.

"I feeeeel good! Na na na na na na na..."
(You might be able to blame Dave's finish this week on the fact that James Brown made the local news this week. He held a toy drive near here, since he's all South Carolinian and such.)

As for honorable mentions...it's Christmas. Twos for everyone!

And the burn award...

Tytus Mini-Me: *in a high voice* Raise the roof! Raise the roof y'all!
Arefin: *shakes head in dismay* Oh man...*leaves with a hat low over his face*
So the new scores are...


MissInformation 72
T. Hoffman 60
Gary Dillard 58
Greencactus3 58
JVN 51
Dlavery 51
Michelle 236 43
Dorienne Plait 41
DCA Fan 39
Andy Baker 37
GateRunner 37
Greg Needel 36
Elgin Clock 35
"Big Mike" 33
EddieMcD 33
Amanda Morrison 31
Jay H 237 31
Bcahn836 28
Jeff Waegelin 27
Rich Wong 26
JosephM 20
Brandon Martus 19
Matt Attallah 19
Eugenia Gabrielov 19
Mike Ciance 18
Tkwetzel 16
Lil' Lavery 15
Shyra1353 14
VGMasterShadow 13
Astronouth7303 13
Kyle45 11
Wetzel 10
Tom Schindler 10
Jessica Boucher 8
DanielBCR 8
Squirrelrock 8
Aignam 7
Jack Jones 7
Vivelation 7
Arefin Bari 6
George1083 6
ZACH P. 6
RogerR 5
Meli W. 5
Ken Patton 4
Corey Balint 4
CourtneyB 4
David Kelly 3
Andrew Rudolph 3
Ben Lauer 3
Yan Wang 3
Barry Bonzack1604 2
Denman 2
DJ Fluck 2
Ecarlson 2
EnderofDragon 2
Jake177 2
Jeff_Rice 2
Joe Ross 2
Karinka13 2
Tom Bottiglieri 2
Tytus Gerrish 2
Aaron Lussier 1
Bill Gold 1
Coco The Monkey 1
Collin Fultz 1
DanielBCR 1
ElfMaster 1
JakeGallagher 1
Katie Reynolds 1
Lisa Perez 1
MATT_kaplan108 1
Sanddrag 1


With this contest, Dorienne becomes the top contestant never to win a contest. And now Dave can no longer boast he's three times funnier than JVN--they're tied! How will this shake out next week? Find out...in ten minutes when I post the next one!

(and, as always, PM or IM or send smoke signals if I've screwed up something)

[Dorienne]

With this contest, Dorienne becomes the top contestant never to win a contest.
Yeah thanks for the embarrassing little remark there. I appreciate that.
Look I'm not funny enough okay?! I'm sorry if that disgraces you..*runs away crying*