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Levin571
18-01-2005, 21:56
This is designated to FIRSTisms, sort of like confucisms or proverbs but regarding to FIRST or changing a word in a real proverb like these:

-FIRST, it's whats for dinner

or the commonly heard one:

-FIRST makes the world go round

or even from a song -All you need is FIRST

EddieMcD
18-01-2005, 22:22
"FIRST: making cheese since 1992."

I saw something similar to this outside a building a few years ago, and it made me chuckle thinking about FIRST.

Sakura141
19-01-2005, 09:32
I can't believe it's not FIRST!

Katie Reynolds
19-01-2005, 09:46
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?word=FIRST

^ It's working kind of slowly, but ... it's great for generating slogans with your favorite words. Try it! ;)

Squirrelrock
19-01-2005, 12:09
You Need A First.

Jaime65
19-01-2005, 12:28
8 out of 10 Owners who Expressed a Preference said Their Cats Preferred FIRST.

Levin571
19-01-2005, 12:50
Life FIRST or die
or
Live free or FIRST

Spencer
20-01-2005, 11:17
Give me FIRST or give me death.

Give me liberty or give me FIRST.

Kyle Love
20-01-2005, 20:48
Love, Peace, FIRST!

Koko Ed
20-01-2005, 21:14
heh.
Tried it with X-Cats.
Maybe She's Born With It, Maybe It's X-Cats. :D
I think I found a new page to save to favorites.

Greg Ross
21-01-2005, 14:12
Got FIRST?

A journey of a thousand smiles begins with FIRST.

FIRST: The hardest job you'll ever love.

You've got a friend in FIRST.

Levin571
21-01-2005, 18:09
FIRST things first

for those of you from Delaware:
The FIRST state

Koko Ed
21-01-2005, 18:39
These would make great pins.

Levin571
22-01-2005, 23:22
All the FIRST thats fit to build

Dorienne
23-01-2005, 00:55
Fly. Sleep. Drive. FIRST.

nehalita
23-01-2005, 13:32
::just FIRST it
::bring out the FIRST in you
:: [Quench your] THIRST for FIRST
:: FIRST to rise, last to fall
::FIRST to give, FIRST to keep, FIRST to rise but last to sleep

Charly
23-01-2005, 14:25
Dude, You're Getting a FIRST!
or how about
Got FIRST? You're in Luck.

Levin571
23-01-2005, 16:49
your friendly neighborhood FIRST

jessjank.
24-01-2005, 13:44
When you're FIRST, flaunt it.

Eria4044
26-01-2005, 17:39
Like a good neighbor, FIRST is there.
He's got some FIRST in him.
Don't get mad, get FIRST.
I'm lovin' FIRST.
Got FIRST?

Ashley Christine
12-03-2005, 17:12
Obey Your FIRST.

FIRST come FIRST serve.

Safety FIRST.

Joshua May
12-03-2005, 17:20
No wonder FIRST is #1

Levin571
06-12-2005, 16:00
FIRST, inspiring since 1992

Ian Curtis
06-12-2005, 17:33
Wow, that slogan generator rocks (if only I had seen it before the information enteration deadline).

Bet you can't eat FIRST. (I can't, I do not enjoy eating PVC, Aluminum, and electrical components)

Brian Lesser
07-12-2005, 18:34
Light my FIRST*
Love FIRST Madly*
Twentieth Century FIRST*
Janie's got a FIRST**
I Don't Want To Miss A FIRST**
FIRST Emotion**

* = Parody of The Doors
** = Parody of Aerosmith

Wayne Doenges
08-12-2005, 00:10
FIRST brings good things to life.
For a good time, call 1-800-GOFIRST
FIRST is so simple, even a caveman could do it. My apologies to any cavemen out there :D

sciencenerd
08-12-2005, 00:34
Or how about a little jingle?

My robot has a first name, it's F-I-R-S-T
My robot has a second name it's thiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrteen-eighteen!
I like to build it every day
And if you ask me why I'll say...
'Cause 1318 has a way
with doing fun stuff all the way

I had to use 1318 that second time for the number of syllables, otherwise it would have been FIRST.

Kristian Calhoun
08-12-2005, 16:41
Here are some from www.sloganizer.net (http://www.sloganizer.net), mind that some of them may not be the greatest.

Don't play with fire, play with FIRST!

Keep going well, keep going FIRST.

FIRST is good for you.

FIRST makes your day.

Ooh, la la....FIRST

There's only one true FIRST

I wouldn't leave the house without FIRST.

FIRST is inspiration.

FIRST. We build smiles.

The Power of FIRST.

FIRST makes dreams come true.

FIRST - living innovation

There's a bit of FIRST in all of us.

The original, FIRST.

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oo and here are some banners using sloganizer...
please note that the sayings are randomly chosen and changed every 30 seconds on the site, therefore if they do not show up, right click the red [x] and click show picture.

http://www.sloganizer.net/en/style5,FIRST.png

http://www.sloganizer.net/en/style3,FIRST.png

http://www.sloganizer.net/en/style2,FIRST.png

http://www.sloganizer.net/en/style1,FIRST.png

Goober!!!
08-12-2005, 21:21
BUILT FIRST TOUGH!!! :D :D :D

lukevanoort
09-12-2005, 18:26
A sort of long surrealist one:

Ignorance is a Robot that walks on Four Spindly Legs, occasionally Explodes, is covered with Flammable Fabric, has a 'Ramming Speed' setting, runs on Kitchen Scraps, and is Self-Replicating. FIRST is a Large Robot that Flips itself Over and Over to Move, is fitted with a Spring-Loaded Boxing Glove and Side Spikes, and runs on Nuclear Power

Cuog
10-12-2005, 19:22
why settle when you can be FIRST?

lukevanoort
11-12-2005, 00:04
If at FIRST you don't succeed, FIRST, FIRST again.

Rohan_DHS
11-12-2005, 18:32
life should taste as good as F-I-R-S-T
(originally from life should taste as good as Swiss Chalet)

Levin571
11-12-2005, 18:43
FIRST, J'en veux un!

KathieK
13-12-2005, 12:13
FIRST. We don't make the fun you have. We make the fun you have, better!

MChapman
20-12-2005, 16:16
You are my FIRST! :D

Simon Strauss
24-12-2005, 23:13
First-Nerds of the world unite!
You have nothing to lose but your threaded fasteners

Elgin Clock
27-12-2005, 19:10
For a good time, call 1-800-GOFIRST


1-800-463-4778 Bell Canada Professional Services. (Quebec City)

FIRST is based out of Canada now?? Hmmm.. interesting. lol

Dan Petrovic
28-12-2005, 00:18
First - Changing pants, one leg at a time.

Steve Horn
04-01-2006, 23:25
FIRST the way life should be.

Spammy Badame
23-01-2006, 00:09
Just FIRST it!

Nica F.
23-01-2006, 01:29
FIRST ; its what you do!







take a test drive at your FIRST southern california dealer today!

paulcd2000
05-02-2006, 16:00
Ready to catch a good night's sleep? climb into bed and leave the rest to FIRST

Bemis
05-02-2006, 18:14
If it ain't broke, don't fix FIRST.

And its not.

paulcd2000
15-02-2006, 16:19
FIRST, an american revolution.

xolnian
15-02-2006, 16:21
God save FIRST

NorviewsVeteran
23-10-2009, 21:06
T-G-I-FIRST.

The grass is always greener on FIRST's side of the fence.

Katie_UPS
24-10-2009, 10:41
If a kid was in FIRST and no one was around to see it, do they still get inspired?

My Little FIRST.

Karibou
24-10-2009, 14:18
Ask not what FIRST can do for you - ask what you can do for FIRST

Mr. Pockets
25-10-2009, 22:12
-All is fair in FIRST and (umm) FIRST
(That really doesn't have the same ring to it)

-A FIRST saved is a FIRST earned

-(cue tragic sounding voice) It's your FIRST. Do you have a FIRST doctor?

-And the ever popular "One FIRST, Two FIRST, Red FIRST, Blue FIRST."