CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #30

[Billfred]

So here's the thirtieth--wait, thirtieth? (looks back, to make sure his math is correct)

Holy cow, this calls for a special picture.

But first, some formalities, like the scores...


MissInformation 83
Gary Dillard 80
Dlavery 71
T. Hoffman 70
Greencactus3 66
JVN 53
Dorienne Plait 48
Jay H 237 47
Michelle 236 45
DCA Fan 45
GateRunner 43
Elgin Clock 41
Andy Baker 39
Greg Needel 38
Amanda Morrison 37
EddieMcD 36
Eugenia Gabrielov 35
Rich Wong 34
"Big Mike" 34
Bcahn836 33
Jeff Waegelin 27
Tkwetzel 26
VGMasterShadow 23
Matt Attallah 20
JosephM 20
Brandon Martus 19
Shyra1353 19
Mike Ciance 18
Kyle45 18
Lil' Lavery 15
Astronouth7303 15
Tom Schindler 12
Squirrelrock 12
Richardp 10
Jessica Boucher 10
Wetzel 10
Arefin Bari 9
Aignam 9
Koko Ed 8
DanielBCR 8
Steve W 7
Jack Jones 7
Vivelation 7
Meli W. 7
George1083 6
RogerR 6
ZACH P. 6
Ken Patton 4
Nehalita 4
Corey Balint 4
CourtneyB 4
Denman 4
Yan Wang 4
David Kelly 3
Andrew Rudolph 3
Ben Lauer 3
Marc P. 3
Barry Bonzack1604 2
DJ Fluck 2
Ecarlson 2
EnderofDragon 2
Jake177 2
Jeff_Rice 2
Joe Ross 2
Joshua May 2
Karinka13 2
Killerofkiller 2
Tom Bottiglieri 2
Tytus Gerrish 2
Aaron Lussier 1
Bill Gold 1
Coco The Monkey 1
Collin Fultz 1
Cyberguy34000 1
DanielBCR 1
ElfMaster 1
IMDWalrus 1
JakeGallagher 1
JamizzleHavok13 1
Katie Reynolds 1
Lisa Perez 1
MATT_kaplan108 1
Pit Bull 1126 1
Sanddrag 1


And the reminder that entries are due midnight Saturday...

...and I guess I've run out of excuses. So here goes nothing:

http://www.invisiblerobot.com/robotics/robot_party_2004/index/p6126601.html

(runs)

[Arefin Bari]

Dave: Dont tell me how to do it, I can open the can by myself. seeeeeee....


<not related to the thread>

Billfred is really going to get smooshed by gary and dave. I think i will help gary and dave. WHERES THE DUCT TAPE!!!!!!

</not related to the thread>

[Joe Matt]

This... THIS? I'm drinking a Diet Coke, can't I get let off the Krispy Kream thing for once, I'm *trying* to live a HEALTHY lifestyle here....

[Bcahn836]

And then the rover jumped into the crater like this

[Eugenia Gabrielov]

"Pssst. Gary? You still down there? OK! She's distracted...

Now when you're done with Billfred...;)"

[Dorienne]

Heidi: *whispering* And do you see those ugly hawaiian shirts he wears? Oh man I just want to hide when we're in public..
Dave: *glares* Don't make me dump my Diet Coke on you...

[Travis Hoffman]

*Dave puts on his best sexy "come hither" look, unbuttoning the top button on his shirt for maximum macho man effect*

"Heyyyy, sweet thang. Why don't you come over here and give me a little sugah? This Diet Coke just ain't cuttin' it."

[tkwetzel]

Dave's autonomous code and vision system has locked onto the gray of Heidi's shirt and it is only a matter of seconds before he goes in for the kill. His mighty end effector to be used in the attack was witnessed in Billfred's Unofficial CD Caption Contest #26 a few weeks ago.

[GateRunner]

"Yes, its a diet coke. What are you laughing at? Don't make me backhand you..."

[Kyle Love]

"what do you mean....diet coke is a form of rocket fuel????!?!?!!?"

[Bcahn836]

Dave, " This will make a good hint for the 2006 season, uh oh someone is coming" (slips paper into diet coke can) "Step back or I will get my specially modified NASA space gun again like in caption contest 26"

[Alex Cormier]

watch and learn kiddies, i can stuff my hand into this tiny Diet Coke can! it's all in the physics.

[Jay H 237]

I wonder how the diet Coke would look in her hair?!

[Rich Wong]

Dave (low, low voice):Where is my STUFF?

Girl in pink (nervous low voice): It’s.. it’s in the basement.

Dave: It better be all there, you shorted me last year. I don’t like that.

Girl: It’s all there, this year I took care of it myself.

Dave: It better be fresh.

Girl: Yes, yes, yes…. I promise.

Dave (frowning): And you got me the nut covered crème fill ones, right?

Girl: yeeeeesssss….yes.

Dave: Ok…. The 2005 hint is under the cookie jar in the kitchen. Nice doing business with you.
;)
(sorry if the girl in pink is really a guy in pink.... I couldn't tell)

[EricS-Team180]

Dave*thoughtfully*: well...think of the Chinese lantern as Phobos and this here 'lil Coke can as a small asteroid...

[Koko Ed]

Head obey my command: explode!

[richardp]

Dave:"No you need more snap like this (Demonstrates) now look if you are gonna model you need to keep the pounds down so drink diet."
Heidi: "Look Dave your O.K...no,no,no this cant get on CD I dont even have my camera on me right now." (checks to make sure someone else is waiting with camera)
Dave:"I swear it pays good just look at my shiny watch isnt it fabulous!!"

[nehalita]

dave: did you just make fun of my soda?

[GateRunner]

"No, that is not a Diet Coke stain! Nope, it isn't! Nope!
...
Go away..."

[VGMasterShadow]

Dave; This is the Dietus Coketus, look at my grip, Oh, MY WONDEROUS GRIP. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Guess what? I have a can. Of soda. Oh, and by the way. ALL YOUR SODA ARE BELONG TO ME!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Now hand over all your Krispy Kremes. What are you looking at? Don't make come over there. You'll be sssssoooooorrrrrrryyyyyyyy.

There is a moral of this story, somewhere. Oh yeah, never trust Dave with a can of soda and a squirt gun. Or you'll be sorry. :D

[Alex Cormier]

Dave in a deep deep john wayne voice " you wanna try me partner... 1..2..3.. DRAW!"

[greencactus3]

darnit, heidi took the last mountain dew.. wonder if shell notice if i swapped it with this diet coke. come to think of it, maybe the no caffeine no sugar would work well for her :rolleyes:

[Cyberguy34000]

Dave: No! This is my diet coke! No! You can not have the 2006 Game Clue! No! You cannot.... Say, is that thing glazed?

[Cyberguy34000]

Dave: Are those things glazed?

Girl in Pink: :eek:

[JamizzleHavok13]

I'll trade you this fabulous, ultra-delicious half drank can of Diet Coke for a bite of that...succulent...glazed... *salivates*
...
*drops can*

[Gary Dillard]

<GREAT! Who invited him? Don't make eye contact, don't make eye contact.....CRAP!>
"Oh hi Dave :o Really? You don't look like a phenyl-ketoneuric. Are you sure that Aspartame is affecting you? No, I doubt if they have any Tang here - did you actually drink that stuff? Yeah, yeah, ...'other car is on Mars', I know. What? No, I don't want another game hint. Look, I really gotta be going..... sure Dave, you're funnier than Gary and Heidi put together. I'll be sure to tell Billfred. See ya' later." <Gag!>

[JVN]

This may be funnier to the college kids...

Dave: "PARTY FOOOOUUULLLL!!!"

[DCA Fan]

Dave - "Heidi's gonna get it for that Photoshop pic......this soda is going right on her head....bwahahahaha..."

[Squirrelrock]

<guy with camera doing best Steve Irwin imitation>
And here, we have the dangerous Scientistious Nasaious, also know as Dave Lavery. He normally is in a good mood, but if he sees Krispy Kreme donuts, look out! He becomes a dangerous critter.

We had out expendable stunt double place some KK donuts over there (points right) to see if... Oh! Look! He's caught the scent! *Dave sniffs the air* He's got a visual! Oh, now Heidi's gone and gotten in his way! Stay back, and let's watch what happens.
*Dave pulls out the squirt gun from #26 and starts shooting at Heidi*
Now that she has backed down, Dave's going in for the kill.
*Dave stalks donuts*
Here he goes...
*Dave pounces*
Oh, just look at that form! Such a perfect jump, with perfect timing! It doesn't look like those donuts will last much longer!

[Amanda Morrison]

<napoleon dynamite>

GOSH. IDIOT!

</napoleon dynamite>

[jdiwnab]

Dave: Get your own rover to get you a Diet Coke.

[Stephen Kowski]

OOOH AHH!!! <the crowd reacts after The Great Lavereo turns Gary Dillard into a Diet Coke can>

That's right I AM a powerful wizard.....for my next trick I will put this on Mars....

[dlavery]

Hhhmmmmm. Chinese paper lanterns. Diet Coke. Kids in towels. Back of Heidi's head. Funny little Greecian garden statue in background...

<thoughtful pause>

I'VE GOT IT! I just figured out how to design next year's game!


-dave

p.s. now you have to figure out: is this my entry for the caption contest, or is this a real clue for next year? heh heh heh :p

[MissInformation]

Dave: *mumble… grumble… grrrrrrrrr…*

Jessica: “Now, now Dave… don’t be hatin’ just because Heidi got the best of you (yet) again. Besides, you look pretty darn good in thigh-high stockings!”

[richardp]

<NOT PART OF ENTRY> Oh after much though I couldnt resist even if dave might get me later. Forget my prior post. </NOT PART OF ENTRY>

Guy with camera: "Look Dave no..O.K."
Dave: "I say it is."
Guy: "Look no matter how much so say it doesnt always mean its right."
Dave: "Look if I the ability to say so, since it is on CD and its mine!"
Guy: "Ok....look there are a few problems
1. You have a DIET COKE!!!
2.Your right it is all over CD so it's being overused
3. Its accually Heidi's creation
4. You dont even have the hat on
Sorry Dave no saying anything about pimp"
Dave: (Get's glare in his eye)
Heidi:(Notices glar is directed at her and runs)
Dave: "I'll get you for those buttons!!!!!!"

To See How This Story Ends just look back at contest #26 where Dave finally tries to get somewhat even with Heidi.

[Daniel Brim]

Dave: Just you wait until I learn how to use photoshop... mwuhahahahaha

[Billfred]

Before I begin, I want the record to reflect a couple of things...

1) In contest #9, Dave did successfully photoshop Heidi: http://www.team116.org/Images/Heidi.jpg (And at that point, greencactus3 had the lead, Heidi was in fourth, and Brandon Martus was ahead of Dave, but one point behind Gary. Ah, how times change.)
2) All references to doing something to me to influence the outcome of a caption contest are illegal under The OTHER Heidi Foster Rule (see CC#29).
3) This judging was started at 2:43 PM forum time.

So with that, first place (if for no other reason than she beat about half a dozen people to the punch) goes to...

Heidi: *whispering* And do you see those ugly hawaiian shirts he wears? Oh man I just want to hide when we're in public..
Dave: *glares* Don't make me dump my Diet Coke on you...
And second place goes to...

Dave (low, low voice):Where is my STUFF?

Girl in pink (nervous low voice): It’s.. it’s in the basement.

Dave: It better be all there, you shorted me last year. I don’t like that.

Girl: It’s all there, this year I took care of it myself.

Dave: It better be fresh.

Girl: Yes, yes, yes…. I promise.

Dave (frowning): And you got me the nut covered crème fill ones, right?

Girl: yeeeeesssss….yes.

Dave: Ok…. The 2005 hint is under the cookie jar in the kitchen. Nice doing business with you.
And the FOUR-TEEEEEN! (sorry, 1293 in-joke) honorable mentions...
JosephM
T. Hoffman
EricS-Team180
JamizzleHavok13
Gary Dillard
jdiwnab
dlavery
richardp
Arefin Bari
Eugenia Gabrielov
Kyle45
greencactus3
tkwetzel
VGMasterShadow

And the burn award, naturally...

Dave: *mumble… grumble… grrrrrrrrr…*

Jessica: “Now, now Dave… don’t be hatin’ just because Heidi got the best of you (yet) again. Besides, you look pretty darn good in thigh-high stockings!”
So the new scores are...


MissInformation 86
Gary Dillard 82
Dlavery 73
T. Hoffman 72
Greencactus3 68
Dorienne Plait 58
JVN 54
Jay H 237 48
DCA Fan 46
Michelle 236 45
GateRunner 44
Elgin Clock 41
Rich Wong 39
Andy Baker 39
Greg Needel 38
Amanda Morrison 38
Eugenia Gabrielov 37
EddieMcD 36
"Big Mike" 34
Bcahn836 34
Tkwetzel 28
Jeff Waegelin 27
VGMasterShadow 25
JosephM 22
Matt Attallah 20
Kyle45 20
Brandon Martus 19
Shyra1353 19
Mike Ciance 18
Lil' Lavery 15
Astronouth7303 15
Squirrelrock 13
Richardp 12
Tom Schindler 12
Arefin Bari 11
Jessica Boucher 10
Wetzel 10
Koko Ed 9
Aignam 9
DanielBCR 9
Steve W 7
Jack Jones 7
Vivelation 7
Meli W. 7
George1083 6
RogerR 6
ZACH P. 6
Nehalita 5
Ken Patton 4
Corey Balint 4
CourtneyB 4
Denman 4
Yan Wang 4
David Kelly 3
Andrew Rudolph 3
Ben Lauer 3
JamizzleHavok13 3
Marc P. 3
Barry Bonzack1604 2
DJ Fluck 2
Ecarlson 2
EnderofDragon 2
EricS-Team180 2
Jake177 2
Jdiwnab 2
Jeff_Rice 2
Joe Ross 2
Joshua May 2
Karinka13 2
Killerofkiller 2
Tom Bottiglieri 2
Tytus Gerrish 2
Cyberguy34000 2
Pit Bull 1126 2
Aaron Lussier 1
Bill Gold 1
Coco The Monkey 1
Collin Fultz 1
DanielBCR 1
ElfMaster 1
IMDWalrus 1
JakeGallagher 1
Katie Reynolds 1
Lisa Perez 1
MATT_kaplan108 1
Sanddrag 1
Stephen Kowski 1


Until a few minutes from now...