CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #31

[Billfred]

Yep, it's that time again. The scores:


MissInformation 86
Gary Dillard 82
Dlavery 73
T. Hoffman 72
Greencactus3 68
Dorienne Plait 58
JVN 54
Jay H 237 48
DCA Fan 46
Michelle 236 45
GateRunner 44
Elgin Clock 41
Rich Wong 39
Andy Baker 39
Greg Needel 38
Amanda Morrison 38
Eugenia Gabrielov 37
EddieMcD 36
"Big Mike" 34
Bcahn836 34
Tkwetzel 28
Jeff Waegelin 27
VGMasterShadow 25
JosephM 22
Matt Attallah 20
Kyle45 20
Brandon Martus 19
Shyra1353 19
Mike Ciance 18
Lil' Lavery 15
Astronouth7303 15
Squirrelrock 13
Richardp 12
Tom Schindler 12
Arefin Bari 11
Jessica Boucher 10
Wetzel 10
Koko Ed 9
Aignam 9
DanielBCR 9
Steve W 7
Jack Jones 7
Vivelation 7
Meli W. 7
George1083 6
RogerR 6
ZACH P. 6
Nehalita 5
Ken Patton 4
Corey Balint 4
CourtneyB 4
Denman 4
Yan Wang 4
David Kelly 3
Andrew Rudolph 3
Ben Lauer 3
JamizzleHavok13 3
Marc P. 3
Barry Bonzack1604 2
DJ Fluck 2
Ecarlson 2
EnderofDragon 2
EricS-Team180 2
Jake177 2
Jdiwnab 2
Jeff_Rice 2
Joe Ross 2
Joshua May 2
Karinka13 2
Killerofkiller 2
Tom Bottiglieri 2
Tytus Gerrish 2
Cyberguy34000 2
Pit Bull 1126 2
Aaron Lussier 1
Bill Gold 1
Coco The Monkey 1
Collin Fultz 1
DanielBCR 1
ElfMaster 1
IMDWalrus 1
JakeGallagher 1
Katie Reynolds 1
Lisa Perez 1
MATT_kaplan108 1
Sanddrag 1
Stephen Kowski 1


And the picture, to keep the theme going...

http://www.invisiblerobot.com/robotics/robot_party_2004/index/p6126602.html

(runs more)

[Matt Attallah]

"And this is how you open a pop can"

[Travis Hoffman]

"Well, gee, Heidi, thanks for bringing me that "sugah" I wanted in #30, but this Diet Coke still tastes like crap. I think I'll go borrow a cup from Gary...his captions are always "sweeter" than yours, so maybe his sugar is, too. Now away with you! I'm on a mission, and it ain't to Mars!"

Dave begins his journey for sweet satisfaction in the next picture - http://www.invisiblerobot.com/robotics/robot_party_2004/index/p6126604.html. Of course, Heidi can't stand to be spurned like this and prepares to exact cowardly revenge upon an unwitting Dave for his disloyalty. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned....

[DCA Fan]

Little does Dave know he's about to be sprayed with bubbly sugar water at very, very high speed.

[nehalita]

Heidi: Okay, is the can THAT INTERESTING that you can't even listen to what i'm SAYING?
Dave: hmm? oh...what?

[Alex Cormier]

"wow i can't believe how much smaller my feet are compared to this diet coke can." :eek:

"if i just stare at this can long enough will they stop bothering me on what next years game and clue is!?"

"shall i make a robot that can open this Diest Coke can for me!?"

[Kyle Love]

so you say a pop tab is the answer to making a robot last over a year in space....only a rocket scientist could figure that one out! :)

[Joe Matt]

Darn robot, making me work to the fingernails down... god, anyone want to help a poor mentor here?

[Rich Wong]

Dave: The answer is NO.

Heidi: Please….. I promise.

Dave: No. No. And no.

Heidi: I really promise this time. Cross my heart and...

Dave: N. O. You had your last chance.

Heidi: One more chance…. pa leeeezzzzz. You are leaving me with nothing to do!

Dave: Don’t care. You know my terms.

Heidi: *pause* Alright….You win, I will give up my Photoshop for a year… now will you forgive me?

(The following was a fictional situation, ‘cause Heidi would never have begged or would promised and just switch to Adobe Illustrator) ;)

[Amanda Morrison]

Inside Dave's Brain: "It's just a jump to the left..... and a step to the riiiiiiiiight...."

Either that, or the pelvic thrust really has driven him insane.

[Jay H 237]

I wonder if I just stare at this can long enough and ignore her she'll just go away?

[tkwetzel]

Dave: "You know Heidi, I am really disappointed with the decorations you got for this "My Rover Landed on Mars" party. I mean, even third graders know that Mars is red and not yellow!"

[Gary Dillard]

Super Bowl, P-Diddy, Diet Pepsi.
Super Bowl of Smarts, Dave Lavery, Diet Coke.
'nuf said. I'll have a Diet Coke please.

[JamizzleHavok13]

"I have had ENOUGH of these stupid soda tabs...
*thinks "I will invent a super-uber-awesome-mega-bot that will eliminate all soda tabs!!!"*
Mwahahahaha!"

[Greg Needel]

"the store was out of dew dave i am soooo sorry"

[VGMasterShadow]

*INCOMING NEWS REPORT*

FIRSTers Dave and Heidi get soaked after a soda explosion at the Robot Party 2004, which was located in a remote location. Both FIRSTers are well known in the FIRST Universe and in Chief Delphi. This happened as the aftermath of the infamous "Robot Horror Picture Show" incident that caused many to picture horrible thoughts. Heidi is known for her Photoshop calling cards, mostly those that insult Dave. The "soaking" caused only minor damage.

[Andy Baker]

Heidi: "Dave, I have a serious concern: I think that BillFred might use this picture in his caption contest, and people might be getting sick of the similar pictures from this robot party. I'm not comfortable saying anything to him about this, but he will listen to you."

Dave: "Yeah, this is like the 4th photo he has used. I'll tactfully suggest that he moves on to other pictures, maybe from other robot parties. He is a good young man, that BillFred, and he is doing such a lovely job. I hope he takes this input well."

Heidi: "I am glad we talked. Thanks, Dave."




.... or something like that. :)

Andy B.

[Billfred]

Heidi: "Dave, I have a serious concern: I think that BillFred might use this picture in his caption contest, and people might be getting sick of the similar pictures from this robot party. I'm not comfortable saying anything to him about this, but he will listen to you."

Dave: "Yeah, this is like the 4th photo he has used. I'll tactfully suggest that he moves on to other pictures, maybe from other robot parties. He is a good young man, that BillFred, and he is doing such a lovely job. I hope he takes this input well."

Heidi: "I am glad we talked. Thanks, Dave."




.... or something like that. :)

Andy B.
Once again, Mr. Baker makes a post in these threads that makes me poke my head in mid-contest.

The pool party pictures will end this week. I just wanted to make sure everyone's fingers were niiiiiiiice and wrinkly before I moved along. :D

(but c'mon, you have to admit that this is good material.)

[Bcahn836]

I think a superbowl commercial with Dave and the Diet Coke would be alot more "pimp" than P Diddy and the Diet Pepsi.

[killerofkiller]

Dave: let's see we turn this here, give this a twist,i think turn this.. and Volia!!
Dave: Excellent, i have just sealed in the 2006 game plan in this can of diet coke, after all knowone actually drinks this stuff
Heidi : Hey a diet coke, i've been looking for one of these mind if i have it?
Dave: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

[GateRunner]

Dave: "One of these days a soda can is gonna go off like a geyser in my face, I just know it...*click*...but not today....*dejected sigh*"

[greencactus3]

Dave: i think i found the perfect shape for next years game piece. goooodbye balls and tubs and tetras

[Eugenia Gabrielov]

Dave - "Heidi, um, we need to talk...I...I...I think I may have a problem. I woke up, and suddenly, I was a Krispy Kreme, and I ate myself!"

Heidi - "O.o"

Dave - "Welll???? Do I have an addiction or something?"

Heidi & Tall Guy - *siiggggghhhh*

[Squirrelrock]

<Heidi>
Look, if the pop tab comes off before the can opens, there's no way to get the can open, Dave.
<Dave>
Hey, if we could get the robot to be smaller, I can open a can that's been sealed for 2 years in the back of someone's fridge with no pop tab.
<Heidi>
:rollseyes:
Look, Dave, even a blowtorch couldn't melt one of those 2 year old cans. It's got a natural armor made of clear fungi and bacterium on it. There's no way in the world to open this!

[Koko Ed]

"Daggone can is stuck! ARRRGH! Man, what I wouldn't give for a sledgehammer right now!"

[MissInformation]

Heidi: "Come on, Dave, don't pout... next time I'll put you in the red negligee, instead of the black one... and if you smile for me, I'll even give you a boa!"

Dave: "Grrrrrrr..." but thinking to himself: Dang, but my legs really are hot!

[dlavery]

Hmmm. Just 2,426,732 more soda can tabs to collect and then I can melt them all down in my forge and pour the wheel castings for my entry in The Great Biker Build-Off (http://dsc.discovery.com/fansites/bike/bike.html)!!!

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/pics/bin/109925530161.jpg

[Gary Dillard]

Heidi: "Come on, Dave, don't pout... next time I'll put you in the red negligee, instead of the black one... and if you smile for me, I'll even give you a boa!"

Dave: "Grrrrrrr..." but thinking to himself: Dang, but my legs really are hot!

<not an entry>

Oh that's just wrong!

[Rich Wong]

<not an entry>

Oh that's just wrong!

<not an entry>
I 2ND THAT!

I had brain-lock for several seconds after attempting to create that kind of imagine of Dave. :eek:
That part of my brain is now permanently sealed.
:p

[MissInformation]

<not an entry>
I 2ND THAT!

I had brain-lock for several seconds after attempting to create that kind of imagine of Dave. :eek:
That part of my brain is now permanently sealed.
:p

<also not an entry> Dang! And here I thought Gary meant it was wrong for Dave to be so snarly about one little photoshopped picture... <still not an entry>

[Billfred]

<not an entry>

Oh that's just wrong!
<and obviously not an entry>This from the man who caused quite a ruckus several contests ago left me speechless? :D

[Eria4044]

Dave: Hmmm...the tab fell into the can again...

[Lil' Lavery]

Alex didn't think he could come to a pool party and leave dry did he?



<not part of entry>
ohh, come one, you didnt even build that bike
<resume entry-ness>

[richardp]

Dave: "Do I have to?"
Heidi: "Yes."
Dave: "But I dont want to"
Heidi: "Dave it would be much easier to take the picture of you in the cloths then to paintshop them on."
Dave: And if I dont?
Heidi: "I only need to say one thing 'Rocky Horror Picture Show'"
Alex: " And you have to autograph them all!"
Heidi: " At least you know which picture we will use for the button."
Alex: " Would you rather be surprised?"
Heidi: "Hehe...like last year."
Dave: "(In low faint voice) Stupid...(*grumble*)..going along with Heidi's buttons....make three team 116 designes..Heidi's....Team's....mine?...year of Dave's revenge?"
Alex: " Are you talking to the Diet Coke can again?'"


<NOT PART OF ENTRY> I really am staring to wonder how long it will take for Dave to come after me since I dont have the insurence Heidi has?" </NOT PART OF ENTRY>

[DCA Fan]

Heidi: "Come on, Dave, don't pout... next time I'll put you in the red negligee, instead of the black one... and if you smile for me, I'll even give you a boa!"

Dave: "Grrrrrrr..." but thinking to himself: Dang, but my legs really are hot!
<not an entry>
ACK! Bad mental image!!! Dave, the sun is a glorious thing! :-P

[Billfred]

<not an entry>
ACK! Bad mental image!!! Dave, the sun is a glorious thing! :-P
I agree...this caption contest is going to give me bad mental images for weeks. Or at least until I post the next one.

Oh, and a slight change of rules...the recipient of the burn award now receives negative infinity points.

First place goes to...

Dave: The answer is NO.

Heidi: Please….. I promise.

Dave: No. No. And no.

Heidi: I really promise this time. Cross my heart and...

Dave: N. O. You had your last chance.

Heidi: One more chance…. pa leeeezzzzz. You are leaving me with nothing to do!

Dave: Don’t care. You know my terms.

Heidi: *pause* Alright….You win, I will give up my Photoshop for a year… now will you forgive me?

(The following was a fictional situation, ‘cause Heidi would never have begged or would promised and just switch to Adobe Illustrator) ;)
And second place...

Inside Dave's Brain: "It's just a jump to the left..... and a step to the riiiiiiiiight...."

Either that, or the pelvic thrust really has driven him insane.
Honorable mentions...
T. Hoffman
tkwetzel
Gary Dillard
richardp
killerofkiller
Eugenia Gabrielov
MissInformation
dlavery
DCA Fan
Jay H 237
Kyle45
greencactus3
Squirrelrock

And the burn award is just obvious here...

Heidi: "Dave, I have a serious concern: I think that BillFred might use this picture in his caption contest, and people might be getting sick of the similar pictures from this robot party. I'm not comfortable saying anything to him about this, but he will listen to you."

Dave: "Yeah, this is like the 4th photo he has used. I'll tactfully suggest that he moves on to other pictures, maybe from other robot parties. He is a good young man, that BillFred, and he is doing such a lovely job. I hope he takes this input well."

Heidi: "I am glad we talked. Thanks, Dave."
So the scores now are...


MissInformation 88
Gary Dillard 84
Dlavery 75
T. Hoffman 74
Greencactus3 70
Dorienne Plait 58
JVN 54
Jay H 237 50
Rich Wong 49
DCA Fan 48
Michelle 236 45
GateRunner 45
Amanda Morrison 43
Andy Baker -infinity
Elgin Clock 41
Greg Needel 39
Eugenia Gabrielov 39
EddieMcD 36
Bcahn836 35
"Big Mike" 34
Tkwetzel 30
Jeff Waegelin 27
VGMasterShadow 26
JosephM 23
Kyle45 22
Matt Attallah 21
Brandon Martus 19
Shyra1353 19
Mike Ciance 18
Lil' Lavery 16
Squirrelrock 15
Astronouth7303 15
Richardp 14
Tom Schindler 12
Arefin Bari 11
Jessica Boucher 10
Koko Ed 10
Wetzel 10
Aignam 9
DanielBCR 9
Steve W 7
Jack Jones 7
Vivelation 7
Meli W. 7
George1083 6
Nehalita 6
RogerR 6
ZACH P. 6
Ken Patton 4
Killerofkiller 4
Corey Balint 4
CourtneyB 4
Denman 4
JamizzleHavok13 4
Yan Wang 4
David Kelly 3
Andrew Rudolph 3
Ben Lauer 3
Marc P. 3
Pit Bull 1126 3
Barry Bonzack1604 2
DJ Fluck 2
Ecarlson 2
EnderofDragon 2
EricS-Team180 2
Jake177 2
Jdiwnab 2
Jeff_Rice 2
Joe Ross 2
Joshua May 2
Karinka13 2
Tom Bottiglieri 2
Tytus Gerrish 2
Cyberguy34000 2
Aaron Lussier 1
Bill Gold 1
Coco The Monkey 1
Collin Fultz 1
DanielBCR 1
ElfMaster 1
Eria4044 1
IMDWalrus 1
JakeGallagher 1
Katie Reynolds 1
Lisa Perez 1
MATT_kaplan108 1
Sanddrag 1
Stephen Kowski 1


Oh, and just because I feel different now, next week's burn award winner will get the usual three points.

Normally I'd say "Until next time" or something like that, but given the way the scores broke down this week....

(runs)

[Andy Baker]

Negative infinity! aaaaaaaaaaah!

Maybe I should compete with the guy who is trying to collect the red dots now. :)

Andy B.

(nice touch, BillFred)

[Wayne Doenges]

Girl with white top "Why did Dave just poor Diet Coke (tm) into my pants pocket?"

Wayne Doenges
CAD Mentor