CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #32

[Billfred]

(still running from posting the results from #31)

Too...much...running...scores...

MissInformation 88
Gary Dillard 84
Dlavery 75
T. Hoffman 74
Greencactus3 70
Dorienne Plait 58
JVN 54
Jay H 237 50
Rich Wong 49
DCA Fan 48
Michelle 236 45
GateRunner 45
Amanda Morrison 43
Andy Baker -infinity
Elgin Clock 41
Greg Needel 39
Eugenia Gabrielov 39
EddieMcD 36
Bcahn836 35
"Big Mike" 34
Tkwetzel 30
Jeff Waegelin 27
VGMasterShadow 26
JosephM 23
Kyle45 22
Matt Attallah 21
Brandon Martus 19
Shyra1353 19
Mike Ciance 18
Lil' Lavery 16
Squirrelrock 15
Astronouth7303 15
Richardp 14
Tom Schindler 12
Arefin Bari 11
Jessica Boucher 10
Koko Ed 10
Wetzel 10
Aignam 9
DanielBCR 9
Steve W 7
Jack Jones 7
Vivelation 7
Meli W. 7
George1083 6
Nehalita 6
RogerR 6
ZACH P. 6
Ken Patton 4
Killerofkiller 4
Corey Balint 4
CourtneyB 4
Denman 4
JamizzleHavok13 4
Yan Wang 4
David Kelly 3
Andrew Rudolph 3
Ben Lauer 3
Marc P. 3
Pit Bull 1126 3
Barry Bonzack1604 2
DJ Fluck 2
Ecarlson 2
EnderofDragon 2
EricS-Team180 2
Jake177 2
Jdiwnab 2
Jeff_Rice 2
Joe Ross 2
Joshua May 2
Karinka13 2
Tom Bottiglieri 2
Tytus Gerrish 2
Cyberguy34000 2
Aaron Lussier 1
Bill Gold 1
Coco The Monkey 1
Collin Fultz 1
DanielBCR 1
ElfMaster 1
Eria4044 1
IMDWalrus 1
JakeGallagher 1
Katie Reynolds 1
Lisa Perez 1
MATT_kaplan108 1
Sanddrag 1
Stephen Kowski 1


and...picture...

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pictures.php?s=&action=single&picid=5232&direction=ASC&sort=title&perrow=5&trows=10&quiet=Verbose

must...keep...running....until...Saturday...midnig ht...

(keeps running)

[Brandon Martus]

And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'

http://www.pubarso.com/misc/andybook.jpg

[Arefin Bari]

alright kiddos here is your first lesson...

"put every single freshman in the Technokat's trailer. Don't let them out of there till we get to competitions tommorrow morning. Drivers... your curfew for tonight is 8 o'clock. Rest of the team member... stay out here by the trailer until I come back from the party."

[MissInformation]

"Well, volume 7, section 3.8 of the rules clearly states..."

[Matt Attallah]

Andy Baker:

Mentor by day.

[Horrible] Pastor by night.

[Kevin Kolodziej]

The directions CLEARLY say that we should have turned LEFT at Lake Michigan to get to Chicago...not RIGHT!

[Alex Cormier]

"... and you now may kiss the robot"

church bells go ring-a-ding-ring-a-ding

[tkwetzel]

"I think our best chance of victory will be play #374 in our playbook..."

[Koko Ed]

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/pics/bin/1054137480inspirational_andy.jpg
"...see Dick run. Run Dick run..."

[nehalita]

--after 800 pages--
Andy Baker: "aww cheer up, here's a good one: why didn't the robot turn into a ghost?"
Everyone else: *zzzzz*
Andy Baker: *laughs* "because it couldn't RUST in peace...get it? rust? a-hahaha"
>>why you never give a mentor a robot jokebook before regionals<<

[Gary Dillard]

OK team, I know the "Put Andy on Survivor" plan didn't quite work out, but I've got an even BETTER idea: "Put Andy on American Idol". I've got this new song book here, so while we've got a few minutes let me try out a few on you .....

:ahh: She bangs, she bangs,....... man I sound great, don't I?

[Steve W]

" Right here, Rule #1 always listen to Andy Baker. Rule #2 when in doubt refer to rule #1. Any questions? HMMMMM?"

[DCA Fan]

And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'

http://www.pubarso.com/misc/andybook.jpg
<not an entry>
Gosh dang it you beat me to it! haha

<entry>
"And this shall be a sign unto you: Ye shall find the babe
wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger." And suddenly,
there was with the angel a multitude of the Heavenly Host
praising God, and saying, "Glory to God in the Highest, and on
Earth peace, and good will toward men."

"That's what Christmas is all about, Charlie Brown."

[Eugenia Gabrielov]

Andy: "Team 45 has achieved a lot. It is time for the ultimate challenge. I think I have discovered how to...make Genia Gabrielov get taller!!!!!!!!"

Students: O.o

Billfred: Teehee.

[Bcahn836]

So you thought you would go to the Regional to get out of school for a few days? Well we can't have that now can we.

[Kyle Love]

"Now this is what 111 and 71 will do for the next 10 years...listen carefully!"

[Jay H 237]

"Once upon a time, not so long ago,

there was an inventor by the name of Deam Kamen, who was concerned about students and thier futures in the science and technology fields.

One day he thought to himself, "Why not design a game from a limited source of parts to challenge thier minds and creativity?", and so the idea of FIRST came to him.

He enlisted the help of others, he asked corporations for sponsorship, he................."

[killerofkiller]

<Andy>(in a preaching kind of voice) ...AND ON THE 45th SECOND OF THE 45th MINUTE OF THE 45th YEAR, THE LORD SAID THE TECHNOKATS WILL WIN THIS REGIONAL

<girl on left> Great, he's reading from the "secret mentor manual ", it clearly says to say "and on the <team number> second of the <team number> minute of the <team number> year, THE LORD SAID THE <TEAM NAME> WILL WIN THIS <EVENT> before every event

[Amanda Morrison]

Little did the silly pig farmer know, the book he was reading was upside down. The stories he 'read' to the team to motivate them about The Poor Little Wingman That Could did little good.

[richardp]

"Look I got this book straight from Dave Lavery himself it revels his secrets to winning the game. I have already memorized half the book. I mean its from Dave it can't fail!!!!!"

[tkwetzel]

"Look I got this book straight from Dave Lavery himself it revels his secrets to winning the game. I have already memorized half the book. I mean its from Dave it can't fail!!!!!"

[Not an Entry] If Dave knows how to win the game, why hasn't team 116 won any of the competitions?

[richardp]

[Not an Entry] If Dave knows how to win the game, why hasn't team 116 won any of the competitions?
<NOT AN ENTRY>
That's the irony in my post. Who know's why we havent won, maybe Dave is holding out and selling his ideas on a black market. Dave is not the team he is a part (a big part). The strategy group came up on the stratgies for this years game based on what they had seen from stu-bot, and was disscussed during stu-bot.

[Andy Baker]

girl at left: What does "Hamlet" have to do with FIRST? I think Baker has lost it.



Horatio Baker

[Travis Hoffman]

Dudes, forget the robot - check out this "Rockstar Haircuts" picture book instead! Hmm....do you think I should go with the Bon Jovi perm or the Poisonesque Aqua Net look? Boy, I sure do miss wearing my torn denim jacket and neon green spandex pants (at the same time), but I need something that accentuates my new desperate-to-avoid-feeling-old wannabe rocker persona yet still preserves my dorky engineer farmboy vibe - I think I'll go with the mullet - business in the front, party in the back. ROCK ON!


:p

[Squirrelrock]

Kid in black hoodie:
GAAAAAHHHHHH! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! *breaks down and cries*

[Greg Needel]

"to stack, or not to stack, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the game to block
The robotd and teams of outrageous scores,
Or to take arms against a sea of totes,
And by opposing end them? To stack: to block;
No more"

[Rich Wong]

Andy: "…. roll call is now completed, at ease everyone. Lunch and bathroom assignment will start-
John , lunch 1201 to 1206 hour, bathroom break 1206-1208 hour.

Amy, lunch 1206 to 1211 hour, bathroom 1208-1210 hour.

Joe, no lunch for you until our pit floor is clean enough for me to eat my lunch on, clean it again.

Sam, you spent 5 minutes this morning in the bathroom, this is not acceptable, I run the tightest ship….. I meant team at this regional."

Group: "Sir yes sir!"

[D.J. Fluck]

<Andy>(in a preaching kind of voice) ...AND ON THE 45th SECOND OF THE 45th MINUTE OF THE 45th YEAR, THE LORD SAID THE TECHNOKATS WILL WIN THIS REGIONAL



Btw, we did win the regional :p


I was there, I know what he really said (I think I remember....it was some inspirational book that he found at his brother in law's house who lived nearby)


But for the fun of the game,

"Our reading today is from the 3rd chapter of Baker, verses 17-38."

[greencactus3]

sooo that last one we lost was our 56th freshman we lost since we started this team and the 4th one this season. guys, you gotta be more careful. sure we'll get more next year but you gotta take more care of these. we only get a limited supply of these per year ya know. do you guys really wanns file and sort things yourselves?

[Kyle Love]

<not caption> Baker really does read us stuff out of that book...at MWR this past year he did and look what happened...maybe he should read it more. :rolleyes: <not caption>

"See kids....I'm just like Bill Beatty....except instead of comparing making a robot to baking a cake, I compare it to making something that can overcook Beatty's cake" :p (he really doesn't say that but hey, I think its hilarious)

[Billfred]

Alright, this one was hard. Or maybe it wasn't.

Either way, first place goes to...


And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'

http://www.pubarso.com/misc/andybook.jpg
And second place...

--after 800 pages--
Andy Baker: "aww cheer up, here's a good one: why didn't the robot turn into a ghost?"
Everyone else: *zzzzz*
Andy Baker: *laughs* "because it couldn't RUST in peace...get it? rust? a-hahaha"
>>why you never give a mentor a robot jokebook before regionals<<
Honorable mentions go to...
Gary Dillard
Eugenia Gabrielov
killerofkiller
richardp
Andy Baker
Greg Needel
T. Hoffman
Squirrelrock
greencactus3
Kyle45
Steve W
Rich Wong

And the burn award...

Andy Baker:

Mentor by day.

[Horrible] Pastor by night.
So the scores are...


MissInformation 89
Gary Dillard 86
T. Hoffman 76
Dlavery 75
Greencactus3 72
Dorienne Plait 58
JVN 54
Rich Wong 51
Jay H 237 51
DCA Fan 49
Michelle 236 45
GateRunner 45
Amanda Morrison 44
Andy Baker -infinity
Elgin Clock 41
Greg Needel 41
Eugenia Gabrielov 41
EddieMcD 36
Bcahn836 36
"Big Mike" 34
Tkwetzel 31
Brandon Martus 29
Jeff Waegelin 27
VGMasterShadow 26
Matt Attallah 24
Kyle45 24
JosephM 23
Shyra1353 19
Mike Ciance 18
Squirrelrock 17
Lil' Lavery 16
Richardp 16
Astronouth7303 15
Arefin Bari 12
Tom Schindler 12
Nehalita 11
Koko Ed 11
Jessica Boucher 10
Wetzel 10
Steve W 9
Aignam 9
DanielBCR 9
Jack Jones 7
Vivelation 7
Meli W. 7
George1083 6
Killerofkiller 6
RogerR 6
ZACH P. 6
Ken Patton 4
Corey Balint 4
CourtneyB 4
Denman 4
JamizzleHavok13 4
Yan Wang 4
Pit Bull 1126 4
David Kelly 3
Andrew Rudolph 3
Ben Lauer 3
DJ Fluck 3
Marc P. 3
Barry Bonzack1604 2
Ecarlson 2
EnderofDragon 2
EricS-Team180 2
Jake177 2
Jdiwnab 2
Jeff_Rice 2
Joe Ross 2
Joshua May 2
Karinka13 2
Tom Bottiglieri 2
Tytus Gerrish 2
Cyberguy34000 2
Aaron Lussier 1
Bill Gold 1
Coco The Monkey 1
Collin Fultz 1
DanielBCR 1
ElfMaster 1
Eria4044 1
IMDWalrus 1
JakeGallagher 1
Katie Reynolds 1
Lisa Perez 1
MATT_kaplan108 1
Robo hottie71 1
Sanddrag 1
Stephen Kowski 1

Until a few minutes from now...