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Specialagentjim
26-01-2003, 21:42
Originally posted by Harrison
The song is Lady Marmalade, and the line is:

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?

("Will you sleep with me tonight?")

You seem to know that line all too well...


...I dont know if thats a good thing or a bad thing...
::shrugs::

Oh, and I'm doing fine tonight, und du? (heh, auf deutsch! ;) )




Heh, I've somehow responded to three posts all in one....

Harrison
26-01-2003, 22:12
Originally posted by Specialagentjim
You seem to know that line all too well...

...I dont know if thats a good thing or a bad thing...
::shrugs::

Oh, and I'm doing fine tonight, und du? (heh, auf deutsch! ;) )

Heh, I've somehow responded to three posts all in one....

Knowledge is power.

(but I'm not powerful....so...hmmmm......)

Specialagentjim
26-01-2003, 22:38
Originally posted by Harrison
Knowledge is power.

(but I'm not powerful....so...hmmmm......)

lol.. I could make a standard american "candian" joke outta that..but I'll refrain myself...lol


But yeah..knowledge is power till your killed for knowing too much.

Harrison
26-01-2003, 22:49
Originally posted by Specialagentjim
lol.. I could make a standard american "candian" joke outta that..but I'll refrain myself...lol


But yeah..knowledge is power till your killed for knowing too much.

It's spelt Canadian.

I could also make some jokes, but I will also refrain......lol :rolleyes:

Yeslek50
26-01-2003, 22:51
well if were getting into spelling eroors, its not "spelt" its "spelled" hehe Sorry, someones gotta do it! Love you guys!:)

Yeslek50
26-01-2003, 22:53
oh and by the way, errors is misspelled on purpose...maybe :D lol

Harrison
26-01-2003, 22:57
Actually "spelt" is correct.

Run it through WinWord, the dictionary will be happy.

Specialagentjim
26-01-2003, 22:59
Originally posted by Harrison
It's spelt Canadian.

I could also make some jokes, but I will also refrain......lol :rolleyes:


Oh sorry, I can't spell...(something about being in the same county that cant use a voting system...) :D

Specialagentjim
26-01-2003, 23:00
Originally posted by Harrison
Actually "spelt" is correct.

Run it through WinWord, the dictionary will be happy.

Yeah! Winword's the best for checking errors...

Btw, this post looks like you're writing a letter? Would you like help?

Yeslek50
26-01-2003, 23:03
My Dictionary is never happy :( My Thesaurus however....


Wow! Now my books have emotions! It must be late... (11:03 here in VA)

Shelley_delphi chick
27-01-2003, 06:25
It's still kinda early for me (being that it is only 6:29 in the morning), but it helps that I have a snow day today!! Yeah this is our third straight snow day because the wind chill is almost at -20*

Harrison: " Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir? "
Wasn't that something you asked me lastnight....... ha ha ha ha
I'm just messing with you sorry!! I wish I could've talked longer lastnight, but I was beat and I thought I would have to attend school today...NOT!!


Specialagentjim: Spelt was in the correct form.......my added two cents sticking behind Harrison, I would have to he's much taller then me anyway!!

Yeslek50: Yeah books always have emotions the later you get at night, but books have conflicting emotions with you around 3:30 in the morning and you still can't figure out how to solve a trig problem you've been staring at for 2 hours!! That is when it starts talking back to you while you sit there and use profound languages while yelling at it!!

Jeff_Rice
27-01-2003, 12:32
spell1 ( P ) Pronunciation Key (spl)
v. spelled, or spelt (splt) spell·ing, spells
v. tr.
To name or write in order the letters constituting (a word or part of a word).
To constitute the letters of (a word): These letters spell animal.
To add up to; signify: Their unwise investment could spell financial ruin.

v. intr.
To form words by means of letters.

I'm afraid you are all correct. Straight off www.dictionary.com

Firewolf
27-01-2003, 12:39
i don't take French - but this is a line my friend taught me
and I said it to this French guy as a joke/dare - so it might not be
a pick up line, but it sure gets you interesting looks after you
whisper it seductively in his ear and walk away as he looks confused:

"Je a pataloon"

of course some other people respond with "too bad"
:rolleyes:

o by the way, it means "I have pants"

Shelley_delphi chick
27-01-2003, 12:42
KOOL BEANS WE WERE ALL RIGHT!!

LBK Rules
27-01-2003, 15:17
:confused:

Can you please get back to English or SL. I know those two languages.

Specialagentjim
27-01-2003, 19:00
Originally posted by Shelley_delphi chick
It's still kinda early for me (being that it is only 6:29 in the morning), but it helps that I have a snow day today!! Yeah this is our third straight snow day because the wind chill is almost at -20*

Harrison: " Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir? "
Wasn't that something you asked me lastnight....... ha ha ha ha
I'm just messing with you sorry!! I wish I could've talked longer lastnight, but I was beat and I thought I would have to attend school today...NOT!!


Specialagentjim: Spelt was in the correct form.......my added two cents sticking behind Harrison, I would have to he's much taller then me anyway!!

Yeslek50: Yeah books always have emotions the later you get at night, but books have conflicting emotions with you around 3:30 in the morning and you still can't figure out how to solve a trig problem you've been staring at for 2 hours!! That is when it starts talking back to you while you sit there and use profound languages while yelling at it!!


Uhh..I wasn't the one that said anything about the spelling...

MRL180YTL2002
27-01-2003, 19:54
We're not to sure wether we counted the overseas ballots or not in my county. A classmate of mine came up with this one and hes a rather interesting character "Yo quiero su manos en mis pantolones." (Don't exactly remember how to spell pants in Espanol...there's a Spanish-English Dictionary around here somewhere)

Harrison
27-01-2003, 22:20
Originally posted by Shelley_delphi chick
It's still kinda early for me (being that it is only 6:29 in the morning), but it helps that I have a snow day today!! Yeah this is our third straight snow day because the wind chill is almost at -20*

Harrison: " Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir? "
Wasn't that something you asked me lastnight....... ha ha ha ha
I'm just messing with you sorry!! I wish I could've talked longer lastnight, but I was beat and I thought I would have to attend school today...NOT!!

6:29 eh? Yeah I'd be fast asleep for at least 2 more hours (get up around 8:30, be at school for 8:55)...But, if it were a "its too cold out" day, I'd be asleep until like 11 :p

BTW, never once have I had a "its too cold day" (ive had a few snow days over the years)....and its been -20 here for like the last week (its a warm -11 today), and I've been ay school every day.

As for "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?", I beleive you answered yes....may times...lol :p

Specialagentjim
27-01-2003, 23:00
Originally posted by Harrison
6:29 eh? Yeah I'd be fast asleep for at least 2 more hours (get up around 8:30, be at school for 8:55)...But, if it were a "its too cold out" day, I'd be asleep until like 11 :p

BTW, never once have I had a "its too cold day" (ive had a few snow days over the years)....and its been -20 here for like the last week (its a warm -11 today), and I've been ay school every day.


My school starts @ 7:35am, and I live half an hour away from my school by car! My school gets out at 2:40 and I get home somewhere around 4:30-5:00 by bus (Depending on who's on the bus that day...6:29 I gotta be out the door!

Oh, and down here in florida, the only day's that we get off randomly for here is hurrican days...Can't ya picture us all?

"Yai no school, let's go out and play!"
::15 minutes later the children are back inside::
"AHHH, 2x4's at 40 mph!!"


Oh, and for the record, I'm juss not commenting on the rest of your post

yangotang
27-01-2003, 23:09
nice story you guys.

:P

Shelley_delphi chick
28-01-2003, 08:27
As for "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?", I beleive you answered yes....may times...lol


hummm.......let me think, were all those the times that I actually jumped in your bed. Nothing physical happened, but I just wanted to jump on his bed!! Is that wrong?!?

Specialagentjim
28-01-2003, 18:56
Originally posted by Shelley_delphi chick
hummm.......let me think, were all those the times that I actually jumped in your bed. Nothing physical happened, but I just wanted to jump on his bed!! Is that wrong?!?

Ya know..I'm starting to think Maybe I should just stay on the OTHER side of the "Other" Divider bar on the main forums page...


This side of its getting uhh..yeah.....I'm going to run and hide in the animation threads...lol

utishpenguin
28-01-2003, 21:15
Originally posted by Specialagentjim
Ya know..I'm starting to think Maybe I should just stay on the OTHER side of the "Other" Divider bar on the main forums page...


This side of its getting uhh..yeah.....I'm going to run and hide in the animation threads...lol


dont run away..this is what happens when threads get TOO long....:p but i did find it odd that these type of thread existed

Shelley_delphi chick
28-01-2003, 21:47
I just want everyone to know that I live in Warren Ohio USA and he lives in Toronto. There is no way that I have ever jumped on his bed?!? Further more, I am sorry if I have offended anyone about my last comment....... I'm sorry!!

Yeslek50
28-01-2003, 21:53
lol, if anyone was offended by yor post Shelley then they're a little too touchy :p No worries. Ttyl :)

rwaliany
28-01-2003, 22:01
i'm scared

Specialagentjim
28-01-2003, 23:17
Originally posted by rwaliany
i'm scared

Like I said...that makes two of us...

And really...who was offended? You dont think I was offended did you? Im juss scared...Offeneded and scared are two totally differnent things, lol :p

Harrison
29-01-2003, 00:32
Originally posted by Shelley_delphi chick
I just want everyone to know that I live in Warren Ohio USA and he lives in Toronto.

Silly Ohio and silly Toronto....*shakes fist*

utishpenguin
29-01-2003, 23:55
my feelings while reading the posts

horrified-->puzzled-->understanding-->queer-->puzzled

silly ohio.....*nods*

Shelley_delphi chick
30-01-2003, 00:02
Ohio is a great state!! We have RRHF, Ohio State Buckeyes (National Champions) , and don't forget the Buckeye Regional!! It's just poopie that I live so far away!!

Harrison
30-01-2003, 00:16
What state is round on both sides, and hi in the middle?

srjjs
30-01-2003, 00:37
I know! It's circlemountaincircle! Oh wait, that's not right. :(

yangotang
30-01-2003, 01:16
japan?

nope.. how about wyoming?

utishpenguin
30-01-2003, 21:51
wyoming is "high" in the middle? isn't it flat...

Johca_Gaorl
31-01-2003, 07:46
*rollseyes* if you all are serious, I hope I get to go against you at comps ;)

MRL180YTL2002
31-01-2003, 09:24
try Virginia or if you're facing south....Ohio.

Shelley_delphi chick
31-01-2003, 14:41
I maybe a blond now, but ya'll have just lost me. Where did this Ohio stuff come from, other then myself saying I as in Ohio and Harrison is in Canada? Kinda lost over here can someone clue me in?!?

utishpenguin
31-01-2003, 18:54
i think all of this came from a random comment made by harrison..maybe having some sort of connection to ohio? haha im lost too

MRL180YTL2002
31-01-2003, 19:47
Me too....now I'm lost. So what's the lamest pickup line.... "Your bandwidth must be great" (Pirates of Silicon Valley)

Harrison
31-01-2003, 21:25
The Ohio stuff came from me asking "What state was round on both sides and high in the middle?"

Seeing as we were ALREADY TALKING ABOUT OHIO, I kinda assumed that someone would instantly answer my joke.

The answer is of course Ohio.

oHIo (round on both sides [o], and high [HI] in the middle).

Yeslek50
31-01-2003, 21:43
I got the joke Harrison, don't worry, it was pretty much straightforward, I dunno why no1 got it, lol ;)

ttyl!

srjjs
31-01-2003, 22:35
We got it, team 840 just has a twisted sense of humor, that's all. Of course, everyone in the middle of California is high, so we couldn't really tell what you meant.

Shelley_delphi chick
01-02-2003, 12:21
I got the OHIO joke........duh!! I live in Ohio I get that all the time. I was more confused about the comments after that. Harrision.....you have way too much time on your hands and you might wanna get a hair cut with that time!! ::remembers conversation we had the other night:: The pool needs my supervision so I must get going (I'm a life guard for those who didn't know that) and get myself to work!!

Lil'Mellie03
01-02-2003, 13:48
Aloha,

I don't have any interesting stories about guys trying to pick me up at a competition. However, at 25's Brunswick Eruption this year I told a member of 222 that I would Lei him for his pineapple. Of course, it was said with a little more enthusiasm than was needed. =) By the end of the day I ended up lei-ing him twice for his plastic pineapple. I was happy. And that pineapple will be coming with me everywhere this year. =)

Mellie
Team 25

MRL180YTL2002
01-02-2003, 19:25
Originally posted by MRL180YTL2002
try Virginia or if you're facing south....Ohio.

Obviously I got it....just change orientations that's all. But I'm confused on what they're were confused about.

Matt Attallah
01-02-2003, 19:30
Uuuuhhhh, hey baby. I notice you have braces. I have braces too...

::window smashes:: AAAAHHHHHHH

(i was never told/said this, but i did over hear it...)

Raven_Writer
01-02-2003, 19:45
Originally posted by Matt Attallah
Uuuuhhhh, hey baby. I notice you have braces. I have braces too...

::window smashes:: AAAAHHHHHHH

(i was never told/said this, but i did over hear it...)
haha...I would love to hear this one said, and see the reaction, just for the hell of it.

MRL180YTL2002
01-02-2003, 19:47
I know tell me about it.....

here's another bad one that I have heard used.......

"You have great bandwidth."

utishpenguin
01-02-2003, 20:29
haha

firts i read it , i thought the guy was saying the girl was depserate or something 0=)

Kyle
01-02-2003, 21:48
Originally posted by purpledaisy
i've never been given a pick up line, per se, but I was "Miss Daisy" for our team at Drexel last year, and so was our robot... people were holding up signs saying Miss Daisy is HOT. I'm still not sure if they meant me or the robot...
Carolyn, thank you for being the voice of reason... and just so your guys know, we've lost most of our freshmen anyways (does anyone else have this problem?).
Stacia

i think they were talking about you;)

purpledaisy
01-02-2003, 22:34
:D thank you kyle! i was, in all honesty, hoping someone'd own up to being part of that team... if you meant the robot or the blond girl, my feelings won't be hurt... much ;)

but thank you kyle! me feels special now!

Raven_Writer
02-02-2003, 12:03
Originally posted by MRL180YTL2002
I know tell me about it.....

here's another bad one that I have heard used.......

"You have great bandwidth."
I've heard that one before, but it didn't work to well.

yangotang
02-02-2003, 12:13
i guess that "you have great bandwith" would work the other way also, knowing that i have a T1 :P

Firewolf
02-02-2003, 12:31
Originally posted by MRL180YTL2002
"You have great bandwidth."

i've heard that before, i don't know where, not to me, but i have.


funny stuff

Shelley_delphi chick
02-02-2003, 12:37
Alot of guys always come up with this one when they find out I'm a lifeguard....

HELP!!HELP!! I'm drowning.......I need mouth to mouth!!


Can't you guys come up with something better then that?!?

Raven_Writer
02-02-2003, 12:51
Originally posted by Shelley_delphi chick
Alot of guys always come up with this one when they find out I'm a lifeguard....

HELP!!HELP!! I'm drowning.......I need mouth to mouth!!


Can't you guys come up with something better then that?!?
I've heard that one so many times on T.V., and so forth....here's one: "Hi! I lost a girl's number while I was swimming, may I have yours?"

Brandon Martus
02-02-2003, 12:55
Originally posted by Raven_Writer
I've heard that one before, ...Originally posted by Firewolf
i've heard that before, i don't know where, not to me, but i have. funny stuff

You probably heard it the first time he posted it, about six posts above the second time he posted it. :rolleyes:

Raven_Writer
02-02-2003, 12:56
Originally posted by Brandon Martus
You probably heard it the first time he posted it, about six posts above the second time he posted it. :rolleyes:
No, in real life...way before this thread even started.

Firewolf
02-02-2003, 13:02
Originally posted by Brandon Martus
You probably heard it the first time he posted it, about six posts above the second time he posted it. :rolleyes:

::checks::
DOE!
ok, feeling stupid...
but i'll take Raven_Writer's excuse..

yeaaah, THAT'S IT! i heard it way before...

MRL180YTL2002
02-02-2003, 20:28
Originally posted by Firewolf
i've heard that before, i don't know where, not to me, but i have.


funny stuff

It was from Pirates of Silicon Valley when Bill Gates says this to some hot chick he runs into.

SwordSerenity
11-02-2003, 11:52
there is no point to pick up lines in my opinion, i mean if you want to talk to someone you can find a way. You dont need some lame thing to say to them. And i mean if you base any kind of relationship on a single line in the first place, then there are problems...

Firewolf
11-02-2003, 18:30
Originally posted by SwordSerenity
there is no point to pick up lines in my opinion, i mean if you want to talk to someone you can find a way. You dont need some lame thing to say to them. And i mean if you base any kind of relationship on a single line in the first place, then there are problems...

exactly! that's why they're LAME!
they rock! i LOVE bad pick up lines
as long as they're not demeaning - but funny ones
that make you just say 'what???' and then laugh
i think if you get someone with a good sense of humor
they rock
but if it's a line like 'hey baby -...' in some sleazy voice - no
I'm not a baby, i'm a big girl now -- don't talk to me like that
but I don't believe I've had an experience like that
If I did I'd probably look at them weird and laugh anyway.

Anarkissed
11-02-2003, 18:39
Originally posted by Amy Beth
just curious if any of the rest of you have desperate robotics guy stories.

.... whats wrong with being a desperate robotics guy ....

MRL180YTL2002
11-02-2003, 19:19
um.....desperate many not apply in all cases....it could just be how things turned out to you know (like didn't plann on getting into a dating relationship, etc...).

FAKrogoth
12-02-2003, 21:44
I always say, "who needs a pick-up line when you've got chloroform?"

kristen
12-02-2003, 21:47
This thread would be sort of sad, if it wasn't so amusing and funny.

It makes me want to take the lamest pickup line that I can find here and try it out on a guy at a regional. :D

Specialagentjim
12-02-2003, 21:54
Originally posted by kristen
This thread would be sort of sad, if it wasn't so amusing and funny.

It makes me want to take the lamest pickup line that I can find here and try it out on a guy at a regional. :D

You could proboly get away with saying ANYTHING in that most of us guys will just be happy that someone of the opposite sex is conversing with us that anything you say will sound good to us. haha..wow..that sounded pretty desperate..huh? sorry...

SwordSerenity
13-02-2003, 11:53
desperate...theres an over used word. i mean to me desperate makes me think of naughty things *laughs* but anyways...i dont know this thread is quite amusing and its been going for a while...

Specialagentjim
13-02-2003, 17:33
Originally posted by SwordSerenity
desperate...theres an over used word. i mean to me desperate makes me think of naughty things *laughs* but anyways...i dont know this thread is quite amusing and its been going for a while...


::backs away slowly:: Im scared...


And yes, it has and IS quite amusing...It's funny how you only realize how...uhh...[insert word that kinda sums up this whole thing...]...until you step back and look at it as a whole. lol ::shrugs:: (and btw, you all have no idea what I get from some people in school when they find what I've posted here, lol)

ah well, whatever! I'll go back to my animation corner now...lol

and HEY! Where's some more lame pickup lines?? I needa laugh!

MRL180YTL2002
13-02-2003, 19:43
Originally posted by Specialagentjim
::backs away slowly:: Im scared...


And yes, it has and IS quite amusing...It's funny how you only realize how...uhh...[insert word that kinda sums up this whole thing...]...until you step back and look at it as a whole. lol ::shrugs:: (and btw, you all have no idea what I get from some people in school when they find what I've posted here, lol)

ah well, whatever! I'll go back to my animation corner now...lol

and HEY! Where's some more lame pickup lines?? I needa laugh!

Laughter is truly the best medicine.

Harrison
13-02-2003, 19:51
Originally posted by kristen
It makes me want to take the lamest pickup line that I can find here and try it out on a guy at a regional. :D

By all means......... j/k :p

Seriously tho, I think ppl use "pick-up" lines just as some way to start a conversation. It's kinda wierd to just go up to a girl (or guy) and just start talking....you need to have something to say first.

I usually try to say something witty....but it usually just ends up sounding dumb....ah well....I'm doomed to be single.

Raven_Writer
13-02-2003, 19:53
Originally posted by MRL180YTL2002
Laughter is truely the best medicine.
X's and O's are also worthy medicine. I prefer X and O over laughter

MRL180YTL2002
13-02-2003, 19:56
X's and O's are good but is X kisses and O hugs or is it the other way around?

Laughter is a very good sign as long as they're not laughing at you. Being able to generate laughter through wit, humor in comments are apart of some pick up lines like.....

"Are you cold?" Girl standing there with goosebumps......but I did let her borrow my jacket and get to go up to the forbidden 9th floor (only girls and YTL Faculty were allowed there)....walked her back to her room (and got my jacket back...only reason why I was allowed to do that!). Later, danced with her at the party but sadly the e-mail address I was given doesn't work. :(

Raven_Writer
13-02-2003, 19:59
Originally posted by MRL180YTL2002
X's and O's are good but is X kisses and O hugs or is it the other way around?

Laughter is a very good sign as long as they're not laughing at you. Being able to generate laughter through wit, humor in comments are apart of some pick up lines like.....

"Are you cold?" Girl standing there with goosebumps......but I did let her borrow my jacket and get to go up to the forbidden 9th floor (only girls and YTL Faculty were allowed there)....walked her back to her room (and got my jacket back...only reason why I was allowed to do that!). Later, danced with her at the party but sadly the e-mail address I was given doesn't work. :(
I think you have it right. "as long as they're not laughing at you" - thus why I said I like x's and o's better.

Specialagentjim
13-02-2003, 21:50
Originally posted by Harrison
By all means......... j/k :p

Seriously tho, I think ppl use "pick-up" lines just as some way to start a conversation. It's kinda wierd to just go up to a girl (or guy) and just start talking....you need to have something to say first.

I usually try to say something witty....but it usually just ends up sounding dumb....ah well....I'm doomed to be single.


Yeah...I hear yas... :o

Anarkissed
13-02-2003, 22:11
Originally posted by Harrison
By all means......... j/k :p

Seriously tho, I think ppl use "pick-up" lines just as some way to start a conversation. It's kinda wierd to just go up to a girl (or guy) and just start talking....you need to have something to say first.

I usually try to say something witty....but it usually just ends up sounding dumb....ah well....I'm doomed to be single.

Personally I think pick up lines are stupid, if you want to talk to someone, opposite sex or not, just walk up to them and say hello. "Hi" "Hello?" "I'm will :D ( <-- big dorky smile ) and you are? " "Im so and so" "nice to meet ya" continue on with conversation.

thats how I've made most of my friends, I ended up going to homecoming with a girl that I had met in line for the VR ride thing at the great lakes after party =) Using 'hello' as your pick up line works...

utishpenguin
14-02-2003, 00:19
Originally posted by Anarkissed
Personally I think pick up lines are stupid, if you want to talk to someone, opposite sex or not, just walk up to them and say hello. "Hi" "Hello?" "I'm will :D ( <-- big dorky smile ) and you are? " "Im so and so" "nice to meet ya" continue on with conversation.

thats how I've made most of my friends, I ended up going to homecoming with a girl that I had met in line for the VR ride thing at the great lakes after party =) Using 'hello' as your pick up line works...


hhaha true.. sometimes i think pick-up lines are for laughing purposes... the funny thing is... i usually ask people what grade level are they before i ask him/her for thier name...

purpledaisy
14-02-2003, 12:07
what? you ask their grade? *dramatic gasp* ageist!!! lol j/k

besides, hello does work, but come on, life would be less hilarious if everyone started friendships that way! What horror stories we would miss out on about how "I meant to say [insert normal comment here] but it came out [insert horribly embarassing comment here]." What priceless introductions we would lose! *sigh* besides, we all need a laugh, and these provide good ones. ;)

stacia

Kyle
14-02-2003, 13:11
I have learned to ask age and grade level after some very odd experiences and close calls. but purpledaisy is right with out pick up lines and and temporary brain spasms where you say the dumbest things that u could possibly say just because you are in complete aw of the person you are talking to there wouldn't be any funny stories and there wouldn't be this thread. so never stop the pick up lines just saying "hello" is always good, so is a laugh
I know this might be a bit off the subject of this thread but what are some stories of things you meant to say to a girl/guy but u said something else

utishpenguin
14-02-2003, 19:21
i wonder where did shaking hands go.... i only met someone who did that who is a non-adult.. scary... somehow i meet someone new i suggest the lamest topics to talk about... and after i feel like runnign into a wall for my stupidty. hahaha alas

MRL180YTL2002
14-02-2003, 19:25
lame pickup lines are funny but sometimes they work because people remember them because often they're so funny.

utishpenguin
14-02-2003, 21:10
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Female: I'm a female impersonator.
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5.) Male: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Female: DO NOT ENTER.
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6.) Male: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Female: Unfertilized.
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7.) Male: Your body's like a temple.
Female: Sorry, there are no services today.
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8.) Male: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Female: But would you please stay there?
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9.) Male: If I saw you naked, I'd die happy.
Female: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.

Specialagentjim
14-02-2003, 22:25
haha, that's great!

Raven_Writer
14-02-2003, 22:51
i find the worst pickup is

"hey, i lost my #, may i have urs?"

It's so pathetic, and embarressing (sp?)

sorry for the bad spelling and such, can see straight right now

Specialagentjim
14-02-2003, 22:54
Originally posted by Raven_Writer
i find the worst pickup is

"hey, i lost my #, may i have urs?"

It's so pathetic, and embarressing (sp?)

sorry for the bad spelling and such, can see straight right now

It's okay, your a webmaster, you're not supposed to be able to spell ;) ...Its part of our lives to be flamed for that blatant (sp?) misspelling on the front page of the site...

Raven_Writer
14-02-2003, 22:58
Originally posted by Specialagentjim
It's okay, your a webmaster, you're not supposed to be able to spell ;) ...Its part of our lives to be flamed for that blatant (sp?) misspelling on the front page of the site...
lol, thanks. I knew my site-building skillz would pay off someday (plus, I've been typing all day for the robocards site, so I'm kinda busting my fingers here)

utishpenguin
15-02-2003, 19:51
Originally posted by Raven_Writer
i find the worst pickup is

"hey, i lost my #, may i have urs?"

It's so pathetic, and embarressing (sp?)

sorry for the bad spelling and such, can see straight right now


haha i find it rather amusing.. my friend actually had a shirt thta said that:D

Raven_Writer
15-02-2003, 19:52
Originally posted by utishpenguin
haha i find it rather amusing.. my friend actually had a shirt thta said that:D
lol. If it works, then congrads. But I just find that it's really sad when someone uses someone else's pickup.

yelly
15-02-2003, 20:04
Originally posted by utishpenguin
i wonder where did shaking hands go.... i only met someone who did that who is a non-adult.. scary...

I don't know, but pretty much everyone in the south (Louisiana) still shakes hands when meeting someone new. Hmm. It must be that southern manners thing. We're quite the odd birds in the south...

Specialagentjim
15-02-2003, 20:44
Originally posted by yelly
I don't know, but pretty much everyone in the south (Louisiana) still shakes hands when meeting someone new. Hmm. It must be that southern manners thing. We're quite the odd birds in the south...

Yeah...but then it drops off at south florida. I guess we're so south that we've looped around to create our own manners... I dont think I've ever shaken hands with someone my own age...

yelly
15-02-2003, 21:38
Now that you mention it.. I don't ever remember people shaking hands in Florida... until a couple of years ago I lived in Davie, Fl. Florida is its own entity... I suppose it doesn't count as a part of the south

Raven_Writer
15-02-2003, 21:41
no one does here. we do the famous "hi, sup?"

Harrison
16-02-2003, 00:15
Up here in the north, people definitely shake hands still......but, in the last little while ive been getting/giving a lot more hugs than hand-shakes....

Firewolf
16-02-2003, 08:47
well, this one you KNOW a smartypants used
a kid in my school, when there was some trip said to a girl

"so, what's your GPA?"
needless to say, she walked away really fast,
i believe his fallow up line was
"What did you get on your SATs"

actually, the guy really doesn't try,
and I don't think he likes girls that much to even
try to be decent...

Mike Schroeder
16-02-2003, 09:57
Originally posted by Lil'Mellie03
Aloha,

II told a member of 222 that I would Lei him for his pineapple. Of course, it was said with a little more enthusiasm than was needed. =) By the end of the day I ended up lei-ing him twice for his plastic pineapple. I was happy. =)

Mellie
Team 25

(i am gonna get in sooooo much trouble for this )

The statements made by "Lil'Mellie03" are not exactly those of team 25 and its affiliates

Thank you and have a nice day:D

Specialagentjim
16-02-2003, 10:25
haha, the infamous lei-ings. Yeah, one of my friends (female) got lei-ed by another one of her friends (female) at a SECME engineering field trip...It was really funny to come back to school and after she told them she got lei-ed by so and so. Everyone was quite confused (especially being she followed the comments by simply walking away and not explaing much else..heh)

Patrick Duffy
16-02-2003, 11:22
Originally posted by Specialagentjim
Yeah...but then it drops off at south florida. I guess we're so south that we've looped around to create our own manners... I dont think I've ever shaken hands with someone my own age...

Yeah, the south stops at Atlanta basically, (some consider north FLA to be in the south, but i disagree).

Our "manners" include cutting you off on the highway, or even small roads, running you over if you decide to cross the street, even if you had the right of way, running red lights, turning left from the right hand lane, cursing at you in spanish or creole (sp), and genereally not having respect for you in any way shape or form ;)

yelly
16-02-2003, 11:27
Hehe. I definitely remember these things from when I lived near Ft. Lauderdale. Certainly not like Louisiana, where all elementary and middle schools force kids to say ma'am and sir, and people could permanently be labeled as unforgivably rude for not holding a door for someone, and you can't walk down a street without someone you know pulling over and asking "Honey, do you need a ride?" goodness, i just realized how off-topic I am. I'll shutup.

MRL180YTL2002
16-02-2003, 14:26
Originally posted by yelly
"honey, do you need a ride?" You may think you're off topic but a friend of mine said he did that. He got slapped for calling the girl honey but that's irrelevant to the fact it didn't work!

Lil'Mellie03
16-02-2003, 17:39
Aloha,

DISCLAIMER: Comments made by "Big Mike" do not reflect those of the Team 25 Volcano Crew.

Here's a line especially for Mike: Hey, want me to beat you with your own hat again?

Anyway, yay pickup lines!

Bye bye,
Mellie

Firewolf
16-02-2003, 17:50
Originally posted by Lil'Mellie03
Aloha,

DISCLAIMER: Comments made by "Big Mike" do not reflect those of the Team 25 Volcano Crew.

Here's a line especially for Mike: Hey, want me to beat you with your own hat again?

Anyway, yay pickup lines!

Bye bye,
Mellie

hey yeah, dude, i'm not on the vocano crew,
but i would totally lei some one .. for .. something..
er..yeah

Specialagentjim
16-02-2003, 22:37
Originally posted by Firewolf
hey yeah, dude, i'm not on the vocano crew,
but i would totally lei some one .. for .. something..
er..yeah

::Hastiley (sp?) rushes around looking for "something"....::

Okay, im sorry, I had to say it..im done now...for now..yeah...

Firewolf
17-02-2003, 11:19
Originally posted by Specialagentjim
::Hastiley (sp?) rushes around looking for "something"....::

Okay, im sorry, I had to say it..im done now...for now..yeah...

dude, if i had a lei, i would lei you simply for a smile

making the world a better & happier place - one lei at a time

eh? anyone there to argue??:p

utishpenguin
17-02-2003, 15:25
Originally posted by Firewolf
dude, if i had a lei, i would lei you simply for a smile

making the world a better & happier place - one lei at a time

eh? anyone there to argue??:p
haha reminds me of a motto of my friends "[my friend's alias]:bring peace one bullet at a name"

Shelley_delphi chick
17-02-2003, 18:04
Man......There is a whole lot of "lieing" going on around here and hows come I never recieved one?!? Oh well, I guess no guys from that team would like me?!? :o( OH well....... I'll have to go become green and join my MOE Dudes!!

mgreenley
17-02-2003, 18:10
Don't even joke about that. M--

Mo-

It pains me to say it, I don't think I can manage it.

M-e

nope, can't do it.

*Nervous breakdown in T-10 and counting*

Firewolf
17-02-2003, 18:12
Originally posted by Shelley_delphi chick
Man......There is a whole lot of "lieing" going on around here and hows come I never recieved one?!? Oh well, I guess no guys from that team would like me?!? :o( OH well....... I'll have to go become green and join my MOE Dudes!!

come on over, we'll lei you:D

Specialagentjim
17-02-2003, 21:17
heh, YAI! Firewold would lei me! lol

heh..oh, and shelley, im sure they're would be some guy willing to lei ya...




hey, I just found out that last year there was a "web hug" where all the delphi members get together. I dunno about you all, but (if my bad memory allows me to) imma get some leis and bring em!! lol...


-- ANY 108 MEMBERS, REMIND ME TO BRING LEIS!! --

Raven_Writer
17-02-2003, 21:19
lei = hug, right?

If so, I need a lei right now....:(

Firewolf
17-02-2003, 21:29
Originally posted by Raven_Writer
lei = hug, right?

If so, I need a lei right now....:(

no, lei's are those flower things that you put around peoples necks

but if it's a hug you want,
it's what you'll get

/gives hug

if you come to 25, most of the girls are pritty friendly if you ask the right one
(and girls, the guys are the same)
we won't mind brightening up your day
I ask the guys for hugs all the time
people need it every now-and-then
for just one of those days...esp. in building periods...

Raven_Writer
17-02-2003, 21:32
Originally posted by Firewolf
no, lei's are those flower things that you put around peoples necks

but if it's a hug you want,
it's what you'll get

/gives hug

if you come to 25, most of the girls are pritty friendly if you ask the right one
(and girls, the guys are the same)
we won't mind brightening up your day
I ask the guys for hugs all the time
people need it every now-and-then
for just one of those days...esp. in building periods...
Ah, kewl. Thanks for the hug.

I'm kewl with giving hugs out, they're special, ;)

MRL180YTL2002
17-02-2003, 21:40
hugs are a good thing...at least give them to people you care about (in [particular if they could use one) and especially the special friend in your life.

Specialagentjim
17-02-2003, 21:41
Sounds good to me firewolf, lol.... ::writes on a sticky note "if need hug, go to team 25" ;)::

Just for the record, there are about 2 people from team 108 that wouldnt back away slowly then run hurridly away if you asked them for a hug. Thats probobly me and my friend sierra. However, if you do need a hug, just find me ;) lol...if im not under a table in a computer somewhere at the soap tent....heh



btw, 108 members taht read this: I dont care what you say, If someone needs a hug, ill give em a hug, I DONT NEED TO HEAR YOUR COMMENTS....

sorry, had to get that point out now as opposed to the IMs later...

MRL180YTL2002
17-02-2003, 21:44
what about gracious professionalism....the ideas of couresty, respect, and etc....?

Raven_Writer
17-02-2003, 21:46
Originally posted by Specialagentjim
Sounds good to me firewolf, lol.... ::writes on a sticky note "if need hug, go to team 25" ;)::

Just for the record, there are about 2 people from team 108 that wouldnt back away slowly then run hurridly away if you asked them for a hug. Thats probobly me and my friend sierra. However, if you do need a hug, just find me ;) lol...if im not under a table in a computer somewhere at the soap tent....heh



btw, 108 members taht read this: I dont care what you say, If someone needs a hug, ill give em a hug, I DONT NEED TO HEAR YOUR COMMENTS....

sorry, had to get that point out now as opposed to the IMs later...
I'm probably the only one on team 5 (besides 2 others, maybe) that would. Not sure though.

Firewolf
17-02-2003, 21:53
Originally posted by Specialagentjim
Sounds good to me firewolf, lol.... ::writes on a sticky note "if need hug, go to team 25" ;)::

Just for the record, there are about 2 people from team 108 that wouldnt back away slowly then run hurridly away if you asked them for a hug. Thats probobly me and my friend sierra. However, if you do need a hug, just find me ;) lol...if im not under a table in a computer somewhere at the soap tent....heh



btw, 108 members taht read this: I dont care what you say, If someone needs a hug, ill give em a hug, I DONT NEED TO HEAR YOUR COMMENTS....

sorry, had to get that point out now as opposed to the IMs later...

well, just for that,
i'm gonna send someone to find you
and get that hug:yikes:
(um, don't ask our adviser for a hug though...:ahh: )

utishpenguin
18-02-2003, 12:47
Originally posted by Firewolf
well, just for that,
i'm gonna send someone to find you
and get that hug:yikes:
(um, don't ask our adviser for a hug though...:ahh: )

haha on v-day i was on a hugging... it freaked some people out :p and got some wierd stares.....

Cipher X
18-02-2003, 19:13
Originally posted by Specialagentjim
Sounds good to me firewolf, lol.... ::writes on a sticky note "if need hug, go to team 25" ;)::

Just for the record, there are about 2 people from team 108 that wouldnt back away slowly then run hurridly away if you asked them for a hug. Thats probobly me and my friend sierra. However, if you do need a hug, just find me ;) lol...if im not under a table in a computer somewhere at the soap tent....heh



btw, 108 members taht read this: I dont care what you say, If someone needs a hug, ill give em a hug, I DONT NEED TO HEAR YOUR COMMENTS....

sorry, had to get that point out now as opposed to the IMs later...

Hey man i think you can make that 3 ppl (Include me in it dang it) ...... umm i will remind u about the lei's as long as u remind me to remind u.

-Cipher X

Ben Mitchell
19-02-2003, 07:46
Is this the longest running thread ever? I remember this thread back in 2002. :p


It's a definitely one sided issue here: guys need to be careful, but girls at robotics teams, they can get away with anything: they have all the power. :D

Elgin Clock
19-02-2003, 12:22
Ahhhhhh!!!!!!! No PDA's allowed!!!!!

utishpenguin
19-02-2003, 13:34
Originally posted by Ben Mitchell
Is this the longest running thread ever? I remember this thread back in 2002. :p


It's a definitely one sided issue here: guys need to be careful, but girls at robotics teams, they can get away with anything: they have all the power. :D

we dont "get away with anything" ..... we are so perfect...=P

Ricky Q.
19-02-2003, 14:21
Originally posted by utishpenguin
we dont "get away with anything" ..... we are so perfect...=P

hahahaha.../me dies on floor of laughter

Erinangel121
19-02-2003, 14:23
At the Nationals in FLorida a guy came up to me and asked where I was staying, when I answered " in kissamee", he tried to kiss me. That was more funny than anything else really.

Firewolf
19-02-2003, 15:00
Originally posted by utishpenguin
we dont "get away with anything" ..... we are so perfect...=P

er ::looks around:: e-yeaaah:confused:

i just get away w/ things b/c i confuse the other person enough
so they don't bother to press charges i mean, argue...

utishpenguin
19-02-2003, 15:10
Originally posted by Erinangel121
At the Nationals in FLorida a guy came up to me and asked where I was staying, when I answered " in kissamee", he tried to kiss me. That was more funny than anything else really.

insanely amusing...

MRL180YTL2002
19-02-2003, 19:04
Originally posted by utishpenguin
insanely amusing...

couldn't have said it better

Firewolf
19-02-2003, 19:53
Originally posted by Erinangel121
At the Nationals in FLorida a guy came up to me and asked where I was staying, when I answered " in kissamee", he tried to kiss me. That was more funny than anything else really.

that is the best!!!
ha! too funny!!
yet so perfect!

chellyzee93
20-02-2003, 17:25
but we are perfect :p *straightens her halo*

utishpenguin
20-02-2003, 18:06
Originally posted by chellyzee93
but we are perfect :p *straightens her halo*


sometimes people say our horn hold up our halos... is that why we need to straighten them once in a while?:p

Harrison
20-02-2003, 18:16
Halo my.....well, hind end.

Now I can't talk about you ladies of course, because I don't really know you.....But I know some girls that are downright evil.

I suppose in all fairness, every group of ppl has some evil members.

Firewolf
20-02-2003, 19:24
Originally posted by Harrison
Halo my.....well, hind end.

Now I can't talk about you ladies of course, because I don't really know you.....But I know some girls that are downright evil.

I suppose in all fairness, every group of ppl has some evil members.


Hey! Evilness is fun... in jest... when everyone is enjoying themselves.. does that make sense?

but ya, you tend to get the spinach in the teeth once in a while:confused:
i mean, those bad people tend to stick out and cause you to
remember them over the other good ones

I have horns - but for play :yikes:
you need to be evil once in a while

Specialagentjim
20-02-2003, 19:57
Everyone needs a lil evilness... and all ya guys know that in all fairness, we do actually like some female evilness...



....This might sound stupid but it was the best way I could word it... ::shrugs::


(and yeah, that did make sense firewolf...well..to me at least...)

Ben Mitchell
20-02-2003, 20:05
Originally posted by Firewolf
Hey! Evilness is fun... in jest... when everyone is enjoying themselves.. does that make sense?

By everyone, do you mean just the ladies, or *really* everyone?;)

:D Sorry, had to ask it.:D :D

utishpenguin
20-02-2003, 20:12
Originally posted by Specialagentjim
Everyone needs a lil evilness... and all ya guys know that in all fairness, we do actually like some female evilness...



....This might sound stupid but it was the best way I could word it... ::shrugs::


(and yeah, that did make sense firewolf...well..to me at least...)

evilness... more like jocular playfulness... haha you need to laugh at someone's MINOR lose once in a while... RIGHT?:p

Specialagentjim
20-02-2003, 20:15
Originally posted by utishpenguin
evilness... more like jocular playfulness... haha you need to laugh at someone's MINOR lose once in a while... RIGHT?:p

there ya go! that sounds better

Ben Mitchell
20-02-2003, 20:16
LOL, indeed.:D

Firewolf
20-02-2003, 21:09
yay! i don't even have to respond now!
and i made sense, woohoo (homer simpson's way)!

so i have people who agree?

and yes i *really* mean everyone
;) :p

utishpenguin
20-02-2003, 22:09
Originally posted by Firewolf
yay! i don't even have to respond now!
and i made sense, woohoo (homer simpson's way)!

so i have people who agree?

and yes i *really* mean everyone
;) :p

*waddles to firewolf*
*sends fire wolf to hospital*

kristen
20-02-2003, 22:19
Whooaa... I am soo lost... and I stalk-- er, have been following this thread ;)

What does everyone mean by "evil?" haha :P

Firewolf
20-02-2003, 22:19
Originally posted by utishpenguin
*waddles to firewolf*
*sends fire wolf to hospital*

ow, what you do that for??
::rubs head:::ahh:

Ben Mitchell
20-02-2003, 22:22
I just did a search for all those old dating threads: those were GOLD.

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=3860&highlight=dating

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=3713&highlight=dating

Oh, what a close knit community! I have returned!:)

utishpenguin
20-02-2003, 22:23
Originally posted by kristen
Whooaa... I am soo lost... and I stalk-- er, have been following this thread ;)

What does everyone mean by "evil?" haha :P

evil [the non-dictionary] as in mean and inconsiderate of other's feelings :p

Raven_Writer
20-02-2003, 23:34
Originally posted by utishpenguin
evil [the non-dictionary] as in mean and inconsiderate of other's feelings :p
Or, being like a robot (just playing)

Harrison
20-02-2003, 23:45
Originally posted by kristen
Whooaa... I am soo lost... and I stalk-- er, have been following this thread ;)

What does everyone mean by "evil?" haha :P

Here's the scoop:

The girls started talking about their halo's.

I said that some girls are evil (so no halo's for them).

Then people started talking about evilness in small doses.

Now.......Evilness in fun is good, then then, its just playing around and not actually being evil (yay for logic...)

Girls/Guys can be downright evil/mean/grumpy/etc...and thats never fun....I think to some extent everyone has at least small horns under their halo's...

Raven_Writer
20-02-2003, 23:47
Originally posted by Harrison
Girls/Guys can be downright evil/mean/grumpy/etc...and thats never fun....I think to some extent everyone has at least small horns under their halo's...
And then there's some with full-grown horns, that busted the circle in half.

Kiwi_queen
21-02-2003, 11:51
Originally posted by Firewolf
hugs are a good thing...at least give them to people you care about (in [particular if they could use one) and especially the special friend in your life.

She's right! We do hug a lot! If you come to team 25, look for Shru, or for the Button Queen (moi) and we will gladly give out (and take) hugs!

SwordSerenity
21-02-2003, 11:54
without evil we could not define good

Raven_Writer
21-02-2003, 12:39
Originally posted by SwordSerenity
without evil we could not define good
Without evil we couldn't Microsoft would actually be a good operating system.

Firewolf > Great point.

utishpenguin
21-02-2003, 13:07
Originally posted by SwordSerenity
without evil we could not define good

excerpt of something i found amusing


"You are working on the premise of duality," the Christian
explains. "That for example there is life and then there's
death; a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept
of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir,
science cannot even explain a thought. It uses electricity
and magnetism but has never seen, much less fully understood
them. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant
of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing.
Death is not the opposite of life, merely the absence of it."


The young man holds up a newspaper he takes from the desk
of a neighbour who has been reading it. "Here is one of the
most disgusting tabloids this country hosts, professor. Is
there such a thing as immorality?"
"Of course there is, now look..."
"Wrong again, sir. You see, immorality is merely the absence
of morality. Is there such thing as injustice? No. Injustice
is the absence of justice. Is there such a thing as evil?"
The Christian pauses. "Isn't evil the absence of good?"


The professor's face has turned an alarming color. He is so
angry that he is temporarily speechless. The Christian
continues.


"If there is evil in the world, professor, and we all agree
there is, then God, if he exists, must be accomplishing a
work through the agency of evil. What is that work, God
is accomplishing?The Bible tells us it is to see if each one
of us will, of our own free will, choose good over evil."


The professor bridles. "As a philosophical scientist, I
don't vie this matter as having anything to do with any
choice; as a realist, I absolutely do not recognize the
concept of God or any other theological factor as being
part of the world equation because God is not
observable."


"I would have thought that the absence of God's moral code
in this world is probably one of the most observable
phenomena going," the Christian replies.


"Newspapers make billions of dollars reporting it every
week! Tell me, professor. Do you teach your students that
they evolved from a monkey?"
"If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process,
young man, yes, of course I do."


"Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?"
The professor makes a sucking sound with his teeth and
gives his student a silent, stony stare.


"Professor. Since no-one has ever observed the process of
evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process
is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion,
sir? Are you now not a scientist, but a priest?"


"I'll overlook your impudence in the light of our
philosophical discussion. Now, have you quite finished?"
the professor hisses.


"So you don't accept God's moral code to do what is
righteous?"


"I believe in what is - that's science!"


"Ahh! SCIENCE!" the student's face splits into a grin.
"Sir, you rightly state that science is the study of
observed phenomena. Science too is a premise which is
flawed..."


"SCIENCE IS FLAWED..?" the professor splutters.


The class is in uproar.


The Christian remains standing until the commotion has
subsided.
"To continue the point you were making earlier to the
other student, may I give you an example of what I mean?"


The professor wisely keeps silent.


The Christian looks around the room. "Is there anyone in
the class who has ever seen the professor's brain?"


The class breaks out in laughter.


The Christian points towards his elderly, crumbling tutor.


"Is there anyone here who has ever heard the professor's
brain... felt the professor's brain, touched or smelt the
professor's brain?"


No one appears to have done so.


The Christian shakes his head sadly. "It appears no-one
here has had any sensory perception of the professor's
brain whatsoever. Well, according to the rules of empirical,
stable, demonstrable protocol, science, I DECLARE that
the professor has no brain."


The class is in chaos.


And the Christian sits... Because that is what a chair is
for.

Specialagentjim
21-02-2003, 21:11
Hmm...interesting...

Just out of curoisty, how's that relate to evil..?

::shrugs:: if it doesn't I dont mind, Im just wondering if i missed something when I read it...

kristen
21-02-2003, 21:12
The real question is... how does all of this relate to lame pickup lines?

utishpenguin
21-02-2003, 22:29
Originally posted by Specialagentjim
Hmm...interesting...

Just out of curoisty, how's that relate to evil..?

::shrugs:: if it doesn't I dont mind, Im just wondering if i missed something when I read it...

haha first i was going to write evil is the absence of good.... but somehot i got carried away

Specialagentjim
21-02-2003, 22:33
I think i'd have to say good point to both kristen and Utishpenguin

utishpenguin: Ohhhh, now I gotcha...I think..lol

Kristen: Yeah, its just expected of this thread, lol, these thread goes WAAAAAYYYYY OFF topic, comes back for a post or two, and off it goes again!

Raven_Writer
21-02-2003, 22:59
Originally posted by Specialagentjim
I think i'd have to say good point to both kristen and Utishpenguin

utishpenguin: Ohhhh, now I gotcha...I think..lol

Kristen: Yeah, its just expected of this thread, lol, these thread goes WAAAAAYYYYY OFF topic, comes back for a post or two, and off it goes again!
This is the chit-chat board, anything goes here :D

Harrison
21-02-2003, 23:59
I don't think we're capable of staying on topic for more than 2 or 3 replys.

Da SPAMinatress
22-02-2003, 00:03
you mean there's a set topic?!?! :ahh:

i don't know if i can handle that!!! ::having a mental breakdown::

AlbertW
22-02-2003, 04:22
our principal dude once did this like 45 min talk on the 5 kinds of evil...

::sigh:: BORED OUT OF MY SKULL

if i'd bothered to remember any of it i'd say some of it here, but i didn't.














so there. :D

MRL180YTL2002
22-02-2003, 17:23
5 evils..are you sure its not 1, 13, 7, 4, 2, 69, (randomly stating integers) evils....everyone has a different point of view. So somebody may say the pickup lines are lame (the majority of us agree it appears)....so are they lame?

Firewolf
22-02-2003, 18:59
Originally posted by MRL180YTL2002
5 evils..are you sure its not 1, 13, 7, 4, 2, 69, (randomly stating integers) evils....everyone has a different point of view. So somebody may say the pickup lines are lame (the majority of us agree it appears)....so are they lame?

Pick up lines ROCK!
as long as you don't expect them to work
but they're funny as anything!

Gimpy
24-02-2003, 19:49
I haven't had a weird pickup line...yet...but last year at nationals a group of guys did want to throw me in to one of the big fountains near the honey i shrunk the kids ride during the team party.

Raven_Writer
24-02-2003, 19:51
Originally posted by Firewolf
Pick up lines ROCK!
as long as you don't expect them to work
but they're funny as anything!
lol! Some do work, because I've heard people say them, and the girl was like, "OK!". But yea, they are funny. I've got a few, but they ain't lame (in my opinion anyhow).

MRL180YTL2002
24-02-2003, 19:52
Hey, you never know...they do work sometimes. It takes courage to use them!

Raven_Writer
24-02-2003, 19:53
Originally posted by MRL180YTL2002
Hey, you never know...they do work sometimes. It takes courage to use them!
Yup. You also gotta watch how you use them.

MRL180YTL2002
24-02-2003, 20:03
How true that is....but I've never used one other than "hello" or "hi" and that was by accident....met my best friend at FIRST KSC-SE Regionals in 2001 at the Holiday our teams (she's on 179) were staying at. No we aren't dating, never have, but have gone out to the movies and dances together...when we can get together. IB + Robotics = Hectic Schedule.

Raven_Writer
24-02-2003, 20:05
Originally posted by MRL180YTL2002
How true that is....but I've never used one other than "hello" or "hi" and that was by accident....met my best friend at FIRST KSC-SE Regionals in 2001 at the Holiday our teams (she's on 179) were staying at. No we aren't dating, never have, but have gone out to the movies and dances together...when we can get together. IB + Robotics = Hectic Schedule.
It's hard enough me using "hi" or "hello", I'm to nervous.

utishpenguin
25-02-2003, 01:12
Originally posted by Raven_Writer
It's hard enough me using "hi" or "hello", I'm to nervous.

yeah.. the fear of the oddness of people eyes when they look at you.... *shudder* i forgot the last time i went to a stranger and said hi. usually i meet people virtually and then we meet physicallly =P

MattK
25-02-2003, 01:24
Originally posted by Team238-aholic
and the two boys started doing what they called the "crab mating dance" around us...and proceeded by yelling....TWO CUTE SINGLE FIRST GIRLS

Wow Crab Mating Dance

Raven_Writer
25-02-2003, 16:18
Originally posted by utishpenguin
yeah.. the fear of the oddness of people eyes when they look at you.... *shudder* i forgot the last time i went to a stranger and said hi. usually i meet people virtually and then we meet physicallly =P
I don't mind doing it that way, but hey. I like it when I go "hi..hi..hi..hi"

MRL180YTL2002
25-02-2003, 18:30
nervousness really stinks!

Raven_Writer
25-02-2003, 18:35
Originally posted by MRL180YTL2002
nervousness really stinks!
Yup, got that right ;). Which also bites is being ignorant when you don't wanna be (like, when you wanna talk to this girl, but when you do, you say something smart-alack-like, and, well, we all know what happens after)

kristen
25-02-2003, 21:45
The way that I see it, is that you have nothing to lose by just going up to a girl and talking to her, especially at a robotics competition. I mean, you could always avoid her later if you do anything stupid.. lol.

Shelley_delphi chick
25-02-2003, 22:25
The more original and more goofy you are the better though. I mean don't use a "lame" pick-up line on a robotics chick, she might be the one running away from laughter!! Guys that come up to me and start an interesting conversation I will at least sit and talk to them if nothing else. You just never know when you might start a conversation and then a month later still be having that conversation with the same person!!



Some food for thought!!

ChewyMasterFlex
25-02-2003, 23:43
"Good thing I have my library card, cuz I'm checkin' you OUT!"

That's as low as it gets.

Harrison
26-02-2003, 00:12
Originally posted by kristen
The way that I see it, is that you have nothing to lose by just going up to a girl and talking to her, especially at a robotics competition. I mean, you could always avoid her later if you do anything stupid.. lol.

Always have dignity to lose....plus the embarassment of feeling dumb, etc. (any guy knows that feeling)

"Good thing I have my library card, cuz I'm checkin' you OUT!"

Speaking of which....lol

j/k :P

sneb84
26-02-2003, 22:07
man all you people are talking about hooking up the regional event and everything, i hardly ever find anyone to talk to never mind meet up with somebody. i have been at the New york regional for 2 years and met no-one. but this year we are makeing an attempt to go to the nationals so maybe we will meet people their? well all you people seem nice maybe ill finally meet some people down in houston.

evulish
26-02-2003, 22:57
Hehe...if I step near a girl they repel away, I think. It makes it quite easy to walk through malls, though. :D

How do you people even find time to talk to other people at competitions? Sheesh. :) (I don't understand why guys always have to start the conversation...)

Da SPAMinatress
26-02-2003, 23:07
I don't understand why guys always have to start the conversation...
well, you've never met me!! And i promise you, it isn't that hard to find time to meet new people. But if you really can't find the time, then you need to make time...

utishpenguin
26-02-2003, 23:40
Originally posted by Da SPAMinatress
well, you've never met me!! And i promise you, it isn't that hard to find time to meet new people. But if you really can't find the time, then you need to make time...

i cannot agree with you enough....... in high school its hard to find new friends cause people are in "groups" sometimes closed.... robot comps are ok... im lil too nervous to talk to strangers but i meet people who are also in robotics at random times and we coudl talk on and on

Shelley_delphi chick
27-02-2003, 07:32
There is always time to scope out the guys and or girls at competitions. I mean hotels, local malls, and don't forget lunch time. If I spot someone I'd like to chat with at a competition they hey there goes me walking toward them. You shouldn't be affraid what is the worst that could happen......they say no and blow you off. Well, then in that case they are the downfall of the FIRST program because you have to be able to talk and present all ideas to other people and be able to spread and enjoy the world of FIRST. They don't know what they are missing out on if this happens.

Elgin Clock
27-02-2003, 16:53
Originally posted by ChewyMasterFlex
"Good thing I have my library card, cuz I'm checkin' you OUT!"

That's as low as it gets.

Ohh, it may be low but it does sound good, and educationally oriented!!!! :D

Firewolf
27-02-2003, 17:20
Originally posted by Elgin Clock
Ohh, it may be low but it does sound good, and educationally oriented!!!! :D

too true man tooooo true!
i mean, it's better then saying

'if i could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together'

that just makes you should.. er, uneducated?
who ever thinks of changing the alphabet?!?!?!:rolleyes: :p

jzampier
27-02-2003, 18:01
All of which are better than:

You must have a mirror in your pants, because I can see myself in them...

kristen
27-02-2003, 18:05
Originally posted by jzampier
All of which are better than:

You must have a mirror in your pants, because I can see myself in them...


Umm.. I'd feel really insulted if a guy said that to me.

FotoPlasma
27-02-2003, 18:07
Originally posted by kristen
Umm.. I'd feel really insulted if a guy said that to me.

Heh... Got something against transvestites?

Ben Mitchell
27-02-2003, 18:41
Here's a tip.

Pick up lines never work - especially if she's smart.

Pick up lines never work even more at FIRST events, where the girls are smarter than average.

Although, ChewyMasterFlex's library card one is pretty good. That's not terribly insulting - the mirror in the pants one however, just makes you look like a jackass.

utishpenguin
27-02-2003, 18:49
Originally posted by Ben Mitchell
Here's a tip.

Pick up lines never work - especially if she's smart.

Pick up lines never work even more at FIRST events, where the girls are smarter than average.

Although, ChewyMasterFlex's library card one is pretty good. That's not terribly insulting - the mirror in the pants one however, just makes you look like a jackass.

work? people actually use them... pick up lines seem soo sterotypical... i onyl see them used in movies... i never hear it used around me... but then thats just me

jzampier
27-02-2003, 20:04
Pickup lines.... well, my general feeling is that they are mostly rediculous and completely unnecessary...

Still I think the best pickup line i've ever seen work: ( this is actually true, i was there, my roommate at the time used it (names omitted to protect the guilty) )

Was: "Do you want to see my robot?"
now, the context was that we had just completed a FIRST demo and some girl was talking to him a bit... and well, since the robot was in the back of his van... and the rest is history...

Yeah, the pants one from before, was just to make the point that some pickup lines are better left unsaid, unless you like getting smacked.

ChewyMasterFlex
27-02-2003, 21:44
I just got a ridiculous idea.

You make a flower out of zipties, and then go up to a chick and say "Zip Tie?"

utishpenguin
28-02-2003, 01:50
Originally posted by ChewyMasterFlex
I just got a ridiculous idea.

You make a flower out of zipties, and then go up to a chick and say "Zip Tie?"

haha zipties.... how cheap...=P cute tho... my teachers are stingy on wasting zipties....hahhaa a subject to research... how to make a pretty ziptie flower

MRL180YTL2002
28-02-2003, 09:18
Originally posted by utishpenguin
haha zipties.... how cheap...=P cute tho... my teachers are stingy on wasting zipties....hahhaa a subject to research... how to make a pretty ziptie flower

how about a flower made of wires, zipties, and lexan or maube even aluminum.

Raven_Writer
28-02-2003, 15:01
Originally posted by Shelley_delphi chick
There is always time to scope out the guys and or girls at competitions. I mean hotels, local malls, and don't forget lunch time. If I spot someone I'd like to chat with at a competition they hey there goes me walking toward them. You shouldn't be affraid what is the worst that could happen......they say no and blow you off. Well, then in that case they are the downfall of the FIRST program because you have to be able to talk and present all ideas to other people and be able to spread and enjoy the world of FIRST. They don't know what they are missing out on if this happens.
If they blow you off, then it's not FIRST material (:D).

MRL180YTL2002
28-02-2003, 19:15
Originally posted by Raven_Writer
If they blow you off, then it's not FIRST material (:D).

That's why FIRST girls are great!!!! They understand.

Raven_Writer
28-02-2003, 19:23
Originally posted by MRL180YTL2002
That's why FIRST girls are great!!!! They understand.
lol...how true :D. A lot of team 5 members are very cool, and understandable from what I know of.

utishpenguin
28-02-2003, 19:56
true true... sometimes i have friends from other school who i only talk abotu first and we go on for hours at a time... the girls of team #115 are too smart [excluding me=P] IM SERIOUS! im just the babblermouth....=P

Firewolf
28-02-2003, 21:25
understanding girls are cool girls
if you can find some, keep them,
i mean, even as friends,

the reason i say that is b/c i have more guy friends
b/c i know many (not all, don't stone me!) girls can be 'UN-understanding' in the sence that
they worry 'bout their appearance or rep much.
so can't just be silly
so i try to stay with the 'cool' girls who're just like
'hey whatever' and don't mind screaming random things
in public just to see reactions ::hehe::
:p :D

so find them, and keep them;)
have fun, that's the goal in the end - żno?

MRL180YTL2002
01-03-2003, 20:46
Originally posted by Firewolf
understanding girls are cool girls if you can find some, keep them, i mean, even as friends,

Its very important to have friends. Where would any of be inlife without friends? It doesn't matter if they're male or female.

Having fun in life is true for everyone.

RogerR
01-03-2003, 22:49
my friends did a tv package of themselves doing this at nats last year. Other than the question "which way to muscle beach?" followed by lots of masculine posin, the only pickup line I remember from it was:

Guy: are you from tennesse (sp?)
Girl: No, why?
Guy: 'cause you're the only ten i see!

purpledaisy
01-03-2003, 23:12
all i can say is use pick-up lines warily! it's HILARIOUS to hear all of these, but (like the mirror one) would make me break my standing rule not to hit people. i also might break my standing rule not to curse. be tasteful if you use them, and don't really expect them to get you a date - a friend maybe, but if he's worth dating, he probably won't jump on it right away. wait a while, being friends first is most important, then you can (maybe) be friends afterwards.

MisterX
02-03-2003, 00:12
Last year I went up to some girl and told her " Girls require Time and money (Girls= Time + Money) , Time is Money (Time= Money), therefore ( Girls =Money^2), Money is the root of all evil ( Money =square root evil), Money squared = evil where if you look above equals Girls which concludes GIRLS =EVIL" for some reason that kinda back fired :rolleyes:

Specialagentjim
02-03-2003, 01:14
Originally posted by MisterX
for some reason that kinda back fired :rolleyes:

Really? geez..it sounded perfect!


oh right..sarcasm tags..i always forget those...

utishpenguin
02-03-2003, 13:39
Originally posted by Specialagentjim
Really? geez..it sounded perfect!


oh right..sarcasm tags..i always forget those...

also you could replce "girl" with "boy".

utishpenguin
02-03-2003, 13:47
Pick-Up Lines to use on Math Chicks:
1) You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
2) Are you a derive-able function? Because I'd like to be tangent to your curves!
3) You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
4) I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are not with me.

Specialagentjim
02-03-2003, 14:02
Originally posted by utishpenguin
Pick-Up Lines to use on Math Chicks:
1) You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
2) Are you a derive-able function? Because I'd like to be tangent to your curves!
3) You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
4) I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are not with me.

haha! I love em!


OT comment on that: Don't Drink And Derive

MRL180YTL2002
02-03-2003, 20:55
They're all great....and funny. But here's one....

Girl: "I want you to go to Alaska"
Guy: "I'll ask ya out..would ya? " :D

Its lame...I've heard it before.

Raven_Writer
02-03-2003, 21:15
Originally posted by Specialagentjim
haha! I love em!


OT comment on that: Don't Drink And Derive
lol.

The tenneesse (sp?) one has been all around the internet.

Guy: "Hi, may I ask you something?"
Girl: (scared look on her face) "Sure......."
Guy: "sosomethingifyouwanttogooutwithme"
Girl: "Umm....ok"

Firewolf
03-03-2003, 15:11
Originally posted by utishpenguin
Pick-Up Lines to use on Math Chicks:
1) You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
2) Are you a derive-able function? Because I'd like to be tangent to your curves!
3) You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
4) I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are not with me.

o wow, i love those!
and see, those might get you strange looks, but there
was some thought put in to them.

Right on!

Brm789
05-03-2003, 16:11
I couldn't help myself. I saw this in a really old post:

"Hey we have the worlds largest "chick magent" on our team we always know where to find him we just ask any girl we find.and she will be able to tell us."

I was just wondering if a member of our team had relocated to that team. Although I wont mention who, since that's just mean, there is a guy who since I've been on the team I have not seen not leave a competition without atleast ONE new girl he met there. This includes off-season stuff too. He has a chick now though so maybe it wont happen this year. LOL.

Speaking of lame pickup lines..this wasnt at first or anything but I once heard a guy go up my friend and go "You know, your hair smells sooo good. What kind of shampoo do you use?" a little by itself but there was more to it that I wont mention here. Just...scarey.

MRL180YTL2002
05-03-2003, 19:18
Originally posted by Brm789
Speaking of lame pickup lines..this wasnt at first or anything but I once heard a guy go up my friend and go "You know, your hair smells sooo good. What kind of shampoo do you use?"

I've heard that one used before by various people.....a girl asked me that and she being straight and serious about it....funny thing is I'm like Head & Shoulders. why?

Raven_Writer
05-03-2003, 19:21
Originally posted by MRL180YTL2002
I've heard that one used before by various people.....a girl asked me that and she being straight and serious about it....funny thing is I'm like Head & Shoulders. why?
lol...this is the first one I've heard that hasn't been around my school atleast once.

Kiwi_queen
06-03-2003, 20:24
here's one you could use on a podiatrist someday...

"You're more bumpin than a blister between two toes"

;o)

Firewolf
06-03-2003, 20:31
Originally posted by Kiwi_queen
here's one you could use on a podiatrist someday...

"You're more bumpin than a blister between two toes"

;o)


going w/ the theme:

honey, you're more textures then the calluses on my feet


boy, you're more intense then the corns on my toes

Kiwi_queen
06-03-2003, 20:43
ok. some more corny ones.

to a chef or cook:
"You filet my heart!"

to a farmer:
"My love for you is longer than sheep hair"

to a cardiologist:
"I'd give my heart for you"

to an optometrist:
"I only have eyes for you."

to a butcher:
"Since I'd die if I gave you my heart, I'll give you this sheep's heart instead."

Johca_Gaorl
10-03-2003, 15:24
Overheard a lot (used by the girls):

Hey, wanna lei?

Firewolf
10-03-2003, 18:41
Originally posted by Johca_Gaorl
Overheard a lot (used by the girls):

Hey, wanna lei?

DUDE! that is so the line of the girls of Team 25!

:D ;) :p

Raven_Writer
10-03-2003, 18:50
Originally posted by Firewolf
DUDE! that is so the line of the girls of Team 25!

:D ;) :p
Ok, please run this past me again, what does lei mean?

Here's an old fashion one:

Hi, would you like to go out with me

Johca_Gaorl
10-03-2003, 19:26
Originally posted by Firewolf
DUDE! that is so the line of the girls of Team 25!

Actually, at Richmond, it was 510, but I'm sure everyone uses it :D ;) :p

a lei is one of those hawaiian flower things, though at comps they tend to be the cheaper plastic ones. It's pronounced "lay," hence the pun.

Specialagentjim
10-03-2003, 19:40
Originally posted by Firewolf
DUDE! that is so the line of the girls of Team 25!

:D ;) :p


Haha! YES! and the lei-ing continues!!

necroprime
10-03-2003, 19:41
Man, I don't think I want to use any more pick-up lines after this...OWW! That hurt...:D Seriously though, I want to know how come most of the *nice* guys can't get girls to like them.:confused:

RobDeCotiis
10-03-2003, 20:55
k i didnt read all the replies to this thread but i felt like posting my favorite pickup line i've heard(and used, jokingly)

"hey baby, wanna integrate my natural log?"

heh i love it.. :-p so funny for the calc geeks ;)

utishpenguin
11-03-2003, 00:23
Originally posted by RobDeCotiis
k i didnt read all the replies to this thread but i felt like posting my favorite pickup line i've heard(and used, jokingly)

"hey baby, wanna integrate my natural log?"

heh i love it.. :-p so funny for the calc geeks ;)

yes yes

can be taken in a very profane manner.. but nevertheless amusing

Elgin Clock
11-03-2003, 12:14
Originally posted by Raven_Writer
Ok, please run this past me again, what does lei mean?


LEI the jeans or lei the hawaiian necklace type thing??

Originally posted by Raven_Writer
Here's an old fashion one:

Hi, would you like to go out with me

Bah, that will never work!!!

Firewolf
11-03-2003, 17:16
Originally posted by necroprime
Man, I don't think I want to use any more pick-up lines after this...OWW! That hurt...:D Seriously though, I want to know how come most of the *nice* guys can't get girls to like them.:confused:

hey! I like nice guys.. but then again, i don't count

but I get what you are saying, there are
some girls out there that like the jerks,
I can never understand that....
:confused:
but hey,
to each his own

Actually, at Richmond, it was 510, but I'm sure everyone uses it

really? aw, ok, well, i'm sure it's gonna get used on us atleast:rolleyes: we are so hawaiian for jersey :p

DaBruteForceGuy
11-03-2003, 19:25
...I prefer to use the....
"hey hun hows it goin?..." *we'll get to talkin and walk around a bit, then find a chair, i'll sit down...then comes the heavy hitter...."Hey, why don;t you come over here'n sit on my lap and we'll talk about wtvr popps up;) :cool: "

Johca_Gaorl
11-03-2003, 19:31
Originally posted by Firewolf
really? aw, ok, well, i'm sure it's gonna get used on us atleast:rolleyes: we are so hawaiian for jersey :p

Actually, from what I could tell, the girls were using it on the guys. :)

Firewolf
11-03-2003, 20:19
Originally posted by DaBruteForceGuy
...I prefer to use the....
"hey hun hows it goin?..." *we'll get to talkin and walk around a bit, then find a chair, i'll sit down...then comes the heavy hitter...."Hey, why don;t you come over here'n sit on my lap and we'll talk about wtvr popps up;) :cool: "

i've had that used on me before... :rolleyes: no comment


and the girls WILL be using it,
even if we try to stop them...

Kiwi_queen
11-03-2003, 20:48
Originally posted by Firewolf
and the girls WILL be using it,
even if we try to stop them...

you bet we will!

Raven_Writer
11-03-2003, 20:56
Originally posted by Elgin Clock
LEI the jeans or lei the hawaiian necklace type thing??



Bah, that will never work!!!
lei...not LEI

It works, if you use it right.

RLopez
11-03-2003, 21:51
"u want a button?"
"oh those beads are really nice" *looks down and stares hard*

utishpenguin
12-03-2003, 02:52
Originally posted by RLopez
"u want a button?"
"oh those beads are really nice" *looks down and stares hard*

being stared could be hazardous to ones health =P

jzampier
12-03-2003, 10:17
So we were at the Cleveland regional...
and someone comes up and starts scouting out the robot. And he's talking to one of the college mentors on the team ( unbeknownst to him ).
So he gets to the additional information section on his form and asks: 'So is there any this special you'd like to say about the bot, or anything additional to add, like your phone number
She ( the mentor ) replied: 'Dude, that'd be illegal'
Everyone else just laughed.

Christina
12-03-2003, 10:59
Hmm...Jeff's telling my story.

::sigh::

It was funny.

Team238-aholic
12-03-2003, 11:35
I had to contain myself this past weekend....being 3 years older than like all the guys there....i was just laughing...cause like...I had only been there for a minute, and I already got whistled at...

you FIRST boys don't waste anytime...lol :)

Alaina
12-03-2003, 19:47
I don't know him but it was used by a guy that used to be on my team. He used..oh man, what is it? That language that's 0's and 1's...
Well anyway, he printed out "Will you go out with me?" in that 1/0 language on a t-shirt and approached the girl ... she accepted.

Firewolf
12-03-2003, 20:54
Originally posted by Alaina
I don't know him but it was used by a guy that used to be on my team. He used..oh man, what is it? That language that's 0's and 1's...
Well anyway, he printed out "Will you go out with me?" in that 1/0 language on a t-shirt and approached the girl ... she accepted.

AW! Did she figure out the binary?
like, decipher it and then reply?
in binary? that would be so much better!

:]

srjjs
12-03-2003, 21:09
Originally posted by RobDeCotiis
"hey baby, wanna integrate my natural log?"

heh i love it.. :-p so funny for the calc geeks ;)

Um, x ln x + x + c. So?

Jupee
12-03-2003, 21:12
For our team's "Community Night" we had to give profiles. One of the guys on the team said his interests, then added that he likes long walks on the beach, nice stomachs, and spooning. Seriously, who thinks this information was necessary?? Not I...
I've heard many other interesting things at robotics competitions. During the Cleveland regional this past weekend, my 18th bday was on Sat., so I there were some good ones that came from that. Yes...and there were even a few ppl who asked me to buy them some porn since I am now legally able. Guys :-P

Alaina
12-03-2003, 22:22
Originally posted by Firewolf
AW! Did she figure out the binary?
like, decipher it and then reply?
in binary? that would be so much better!

:]
I heard the guy had to ask another guy on the team to write it out for him. That would have been funny is she replied in binary. =P

FotoPlasma
13-03-2003, 01:58
Originally posted by Alaina
I heard the guy had to ask another guy on the team to write it out for him. That would have been funny is she replied in binary. =P

Heh. I know him, and her.

That was funny, indeed.

Firewolf
13-03-2003, 15:14
Originally posted by srjjs
Um, x ln x + x + c. So?

!!! :ahh:
...
:yikes:

(that's the only way i can reply to that)

and thanks for the math pick up lines, my friend and I
tried to make some up but they weren't as good as yours,
i gotta print them out for her :p

utishpenguin
13-03-2003, 23:11
Originally posted by Jupee
For our team's "Community Night" we had to give profiles. One of the guys on the team said his interests, then added that he likes long walks on the beach, nice stomachs, and spooning. Seriously, who thinks this information was necessary?? Not I...
I've heard many other interesting things at robotics competitions. During the Cleveland regional this past weekend, my 18th bday was on Sat., so I there were some good ones that came from that. Yes...and there were even a few ppl who asked me to buy them some porn since I am now legally able. Guys :-P

happy late 18th birthday. =P

alas where is this world going??? a profile is about who you are not who you want some other person to be....

Anne George
16-03-2003, 00:05
well this wasnt really meant as a pickup line or given by a guy but it still is wicked funny....some of the Girls on my team had thought that the boys on the Canadian team were wicked hott so they proceded to figure out how to say you have nice asses in french then had like the whole team come over to talk with us...(thanks to the canadian in the Chicken Suit).....and they told them it....it didnt work to well though we did hang with them the rest of the day friday and during the social...which was quite fun...yeah human foosball!!!! I want another i love Canada sticker though....you shouldnt have run out i was quite sad!!!!

now lets see the lamest pickup line....hmm...i wish i could say ive heard some but i dont normally have people trying to pick me up....if im wrong and you have, just tell me...we'll talk...lol

Alaina
16-03-2003, 00:42
Originally posted by FotoPlasma
Heh. I know him, and her.

That was funny, indeed.
I have no idea who either of them are. But I believe I know who had to translate it and give it to him... :p

Kiwi_queen
16-03-2003, 15:15
ok. this one was just a joke between my friend from another team and me..but it was great anyway:

tan=nice, you=nice, tan+you=GREAT

I was like....ooooh yeah. hee hee

Lil'Mellie03
18-03-2003, 12:54
Aloha,

At the Annapolis Regional this past weekend I heard a great line I have to share.

I decided that our team should hang our huge "25" banner which is actually 4 queen size sheets sewn together and painted. So, we asked for some help from a boy from team 398 ::coughs (George):: While we were putting it up he commented that the banner didn't have to be perfect. I responded that "If its 25, it is perfect." He turned around and said, "So I guess that explains why you're on the team."

I thought it was great...a little cheesy but smooth. Definately won him some brownie points. =)

Later,
Mellie

CrusaderPres
18-03-2003, 14:45
Heres a good pick-up line for all you fellows out there: Are you a F.I.R.S.T robot, cause your DRIVIN me crazy!!:D

Alaina
18-03-2003, 14:52
Originally posted by Lil'Mellie03
Aloha,

At the Annapolis Regional this past weekend I heard a great line I have to share.

I decided that our team should hang our huge "25" banner which is actually 4 queen size sheets sewn together and painted. So, we asked for some help from a boy from team 398 ::coughs (George):: While we were putting it up he commented that the banner didn't have to be perfect. I responded that "If its 25, it is perfect." He turned around and said, "So I guess that explains why you're on the team."

I thought it was great...a little cheesy but smooth. Definately won him some brownie points. =)

Later,
Mellie That was sweet. :D

DarkRedDragon
18-03-2003, 21:45
whats wrong with the old, run into her and strike up a conversation methodology? Also, who came up with the "Pickup Line" and seriously, ask your self, would you accept one? seriously!

Elgin Clock
23-03-2003, 00:32
Originally posted by DarkRedDragon
...and seriously, ask your self, would you accept one? seriously!

Hmmm... let me think about this one, umm... YES!!! :D

You must be able to give and recieve!! it's like ying and yang, good and evil, wrong and right, night and day....

YES!!!

Harrison
23-03-2003, 11:28
Originally posted by DarkRedDragon
whats wrong with the old, run into her and strike up a conversation methodology? Also, who came up with the "Pickup Line" and seriously, ask your self, would you accept one? seriously!

Thats a silly question, of course I would.

But, I'll agree that "Pickup Lines" are kinda silly, just start talking to someone, get a conversation going, and hey, you get to know them and no cheesy lines were used.

utishpenguin
23-03-2003, 16:50
Originally posted by Harrison
Thats a silly question, of course I would.

But, I'll agree that "Pickup Lines" are kinda silly, just start talking to someone, get a conversation going, and hey, you get to know them and no cheesy lines were used.



yep yep i agree........ as for teh ying yang thing.....its an ironic worl out there since things exist in pairs