CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #35

[Billfred]

Woohoo! 35 of these things!

Here's the scores...


MissInformation 93
Gary Dillard 92
T. Hoffman 87
Dlavery 78
Greencactus3 73
Dorienne Plait 60
Jay H 237 55
JVN 54
Rich Wong 54
DCA Fan 51
Amanda Morrison 50
Andy Baker 47
Michelle 236 45
GateRunner 45
Eugenia Gabrielov 43
Elgin Clock 41
Greg Needel 41
Bcahn836 40
Tkwetzel 36
EddieMcD 36
"Big Mike" 34
Brandon Martus 30
Jeff Waegelin 27
VGMasterShadow 26
Matt Attallah 25
JosephM 25
Kyle45 24
Koko Ed 23
Richardp 19
Shyra1353 19
Mike Ciance 18
Squirrelrock 18
Lil' Lavery 16
Arefin Bari 15
Astronouth7303 15
Nehalita 14
DanielBCR 13
Tom Schindler 12
Jessica Boucher 10
Wetzel 10
Killerofkiller 9
Steve W 9
Aignam 9
Jack Jones 7
Vivelation 7
Meli W. 7
Pit Bull 1126 7
George1083 6
Robo hottie71 6
RogerR 6
ZACH P. 6
Stephen Kowski 5
JamizzleHavok13 5
Ken Patton 4
Corey Balint 4
CourtneyB 4
Denman 4
Yan Wang 4
David Kelly 3
Andrew Rudolph 3
Ben Lauer 3
DJ Fluck 3
Marc P. 3
Cyberguy34000 3
Barry Bonzack1604 2
Cory 2
Ecarlson 2
EnderofDragon 2
EricS-Team180 2
Jake177 2
Jdiwnab 2
Jeff_Rice 2
Joe Ross 2
Joshua May 2
Karinka13 2
Tom Bottiglieri 2
Tytus Gerrish 2
Aaron Lussier 1
Bill Gold 1
Coco The Monkey 1
Collin Fultz 1
ElfMaster 1
Eria4044 1
IMDWalrus 1
JakeGallagher 1
Jay Trzaskos 1
Katie Reynolds 1
Lisa Perez 1
MATT_kaplan108 1
Sanddrag 1
TierraDelDiablo 1


And the picture...

http://www.invisiblerobot.com/robotics/robot_c33/index/p1030236.html

Until Midnight Saturday...

[Koko Ed]

http://www.invisiblerobot.com/robotics/robot_c33/p1030236.jpg
I told you not to buy Krispy Kream stock.

[Daniel Brim]

I'll give you a Krispy Kreme donut if you tell me the game. Scout's honor.

[Jessica Boucher]

Dave, this is an intervention. We need to talk about your....donut problem.

[Pat McCarthy]

It'll be ok Dave; remember, your rovers are still going!

[Jay H 237]

Mr. Lavery, I just want to let you know you're on Heidi's Hidden Camera Show. If you look directly across the room, hidden behind that cardboard box is the camera. Don't look so sad, you've given alot to the FIRST community. As a matter of fact, Heidi has enough pictures to photoshop until 2017 and Billfred has enough pics to last until contest #1675.

[Eugenia Gabrielov]

After a student is left crippled like Captain Hook with a sword attached instead of a hand as a result of a malicious car collision by the not so famous "Wanna be KK" Donut Company, the nervous hero Dave is inspired to take a stand!

[Kyle]

Dont be sad dave, I am sure they will find a perfect place to build a KK on Mars

[Kevin Kolodziej]

The reason we're giving you a time out, Dave, is because drills just don't work as well when they're covered in Krispy Kreme glaze.

[Rich Wong]

Gentleman whispering to Dave:

“Mr. Lavery, I have a big, big favor to ask you.
My son, standing over there, has been in the Boys Scout for 16 years and needs one more merit badge for science or he won’t leave it.
His request is a little..... unusual.
I came to you in desperation Mr. Lavery because my son…. he wants to…. (Sigh)…. to drive your Mars Rover….. the one on Mars.”
:eek:

[killerofkiller]

Dave, sobbing after heaering that nasa lost contact with his rover:
Dave<::sob:: i always thought that it would last forever ::sob:: and that i could go to mars and i could ride him arround, just like we did in the lab, before we launched him ::sob::>
Man in blue < Don't worry dave, he's in a better place, a place where his gears are allways lubricated and alligned, and his battery will never run out>
Dave< where is he?>
Man in blue < why he's at an FRC Pit of course!>

[dlavery]

Dave reacts to the news from the "Caption Scouting Corps" that he is to be the subject of yet another of Billfred's caption contests.



[not an entry] You know, I am pretty sure that there are lots and lots of photos of Dean, Woodie, Paul Copioli, JVN, Amanda Morrison, Andy Baker, Mike Martus, Joe Johnson, Jason Morrella, Dave Flowerday, David Kelly, Rich Kressly, Chris Hibner, etc., etc., etc. that you can make fun of, er, uh, ahem, "honor" by using as the subject of this weekly lynching, eh, ah, "celebration." I don't want to be greedy and keep all this joy just to myself. [/not an entry]

-dave

[DCA Fan]

/not an entry
I love how these contests always seem to find their way to go back to Dave Lavery and (pick one) Krispy Kreme/Heidi/Photoshop

[Daniel Brim]

Not an entry
/not an entry
I love how these contests always seem to find their way to go back to Dave Lavery and (pick one) Krispy Kreme/Heidi/Photoshop
Mostly because Dave is the subject of at least half of these contests.

Where's the Hawaian shirt :ahh: ?

Now my bit of randomness
Sproing-oing-oing-oing-oing-oing-oing-oing-oing

Gotta love that otomonopia
-Daniel

[Gary Dillard]

Look buddy, we don't care WHERE your other car is; you ain't racing in the Pinewood Derby. Even if you WERE a cub scout, the rules say it has to be made of wood, less than 7 inches long, and weigh less than 5 ounces. You're about 31 inches and 119 pounds 11 ounces over spec, without the battery.

[Kyle Love]

Dave: Here's tips on how to dominate the pinewood derby...make it 6 wheeled and put some rocket motors on it, then send it to mars and have it last longer then it was designed!

[Steve W]

I'm sorry Dave but those cylinders don't make a competitive substitute for Moe Sticks.

[shyra1353]

My tongue is bigger than yours

[Travis Hoffman]

Dave, upon hearing this sound (http://www.spider-friends.com/Memorabilia/multimedia/sounds/Icesound.wav), looks over in startled amazement just in time to see Marvel Comics' Iceman (http://www.spider-friends.com/) make a *slick* entrance. Seems he's a big Dave Lavery fan and wanted to pay his idol a visit. Baker, Neun, and Kanagasabapathy only get low class loser superheroes to visit them, not *cool* ones like Iceman. That's why Dave is king.

[Dorienne]

Student 1: Hey! Let's pretend to slingshot Dave across the room so he slams right into the wall!
Student 2: Duuuuude, radical!
Students 1 & 2: One, two, three...SPROINNNNNGGGG!!

[richardp]

Guy in Blue: "O.K. Dave look i have a few connections and well....umm......Heidi's camera-yes the new one; well it would be a shame if if were to be broken..... but first my friend in the funny cloths needs a favor"
Dave: "Please not the TLC worst dressed (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showthread.php?t=30332&highlight=TLC) thing again..."
Scout Guy: "No,no,no its just that when we went to Krispy Kreme to get a sponsorship in donuts for our retreat they said no."
Dave: "How is this my problem?"
Scout: "Well they said that they would but they couldn't because they spend all of their time baking them for you due to your large orders."
Dave: "(grumbles) Fine I'll go to a different one, but just this once."
Guy in Blue: " So you said Heidi will be here all on Thursday night right....?"


<NOT ENTRY> Please note that Heidi's camera will not and can not break! </NOT ENTRY>

[Squirrelrock]

Yes, I know the rules said that the batteries had to be shipped in the box they came in, but we can take them on the bus.


<not part of entry>
Okay, who else had this problem with their mentors?
</entry of part not>

[The Paco]

Look buddy, we don't care WHERE your other car is; you ain't racing in the Pinewood Derby. Even if you WERE a cub scout, the rules say it has to be made of wood, less than 7 inches long, and weigh less than 5 ounces. You're about 31 inches and 119 pounds 11 ounces over spec, without the battery.


[/not an entry]

Being a boy scout and cub scout mentor and alll tooo familiar with the infamous pinewood derby... Gary Dillard hit the nail on the head...

This quote has my vote!!!

[/not an entry]

[richardp]

[/not an entry]
... Gary Dillard hit the nail on the head...

This quote has my vote!!!

[/not an entry]

<Not Entry> How much is paying you to say that? Is he really that desperate to try and take the lead from Heidi? </Not Entry>

[DCA Fan]

I'm sorry Dave, Spirit does not qualify as a derby car. Can I give you a Krispy Kreme as a consolation prize?

[Greg Needel]

a scene from Michael Moore's latest film "space in a Hollywood basement"

[Rich Kressly]

<not an entry> I was going to stay out of this until Dave offered me up for slaughter ... erm ... I mean flattery. </ not an entry>

"Excuse me sir? Sir? Yo wake up! Yeah you with the long hair. NASA? Look, I don't care who you are or WHAT machine you sent WHERE, you're still going to have to move whatever you call THAT thing out of the street so the scouts can have their parade!"

Walking away and muttering, "Darn scientific hippies are all the same ..."

[Daniel Brim]

The following is not an entry:
[/not an entry]

Being a boy scout and cub scout mentor and alll tooo familiar with the infamous pinewood derby... Gary Dillard hit the nail on the head...

This quote has my vote!!!

[/not an entry]
When I was in cub scouts, I was the victim of a pinewood derby cheater. The stops at the bottom were metal, and the other guy put a magnet in the front of his car. If I knew enough about magnatism, I would have flipped the magnet around and watched his face :D . Ah well, some people will never get it...

[MissInformation]

“I’m sorry Mr. Lavery, but you’re going to have to come with us. You are under arrest for breaking the Boy Scout Law. Sure, you have been trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous and kind… but we have several documented cases where you have not been obedient and several witnesses attest that you are not always exactly cheerful.”

[Andy Baker]

(man with hat)

Consider this a friendly reminder, Mr. Smarty-pants. You need to forget about sending any more robots to help little old ladies cross busy streets. My friend here at the Boy Scouts does not appreciate your robots taking away his business. If this continues, I've got some scouts with their "arm breaking merit badge" who want to practice their skills. Capeesh?



Andy B.

[Jay Trzaskos]

I'm sorry to tell you this Dave, but your not eligible for the Engineering Merit Badge. Seeing as (a)your not even a Boy Scout, (b)your a little old for the Boy Scouts, and (c) theres nothing here to show you have been working on your Engineering merit Badge. And about your Collection Merit Badge, showing us pictures of all the Krispey Kreme boxes you've collected through your travels doesn't meet the requirements. Sorry.

[Alex Cormier]

Dave, we have called the authorities they shall be here real soon. but for now you must stay with his scout master.

10 minutes goes bye.

Dave: so why am i being arrested?
Scout guy: they have a picture of you and that stolen Krispey Kreme truck, now Dave what did they teach you in KK anonymous?

[Jay H 237]

(Billfred, scratch my first entry)


"Sir, by any chance, you don't happen to own the Mustang out in the front lot that I backed into?"

[nehalita]

*whispers* Okay you know the rules, anything you think of can, will, and should be used against you. Try not to make a scene though, this man is staring at me kinda....weirdly....
*to rest of people* UMM Folks, heh... *pause* we're just gonna...umm BORROW Dave for a bit....we'll return him to you...soon....

[Billfred]

You know, I just realized...

Right now, I'm in Florida (at the regional of the same name). I will be leaving tomorrow morning for a seven or eight-hour drive to Colatown, getting me home around 6:00 or 7:00 PM...maybe a -bit- earlier, since I'm now used to getting up at the crack of dawn. (See, parents? FIRST can keep your college student on a semi-normal sleep schedule!)

Therefore, don't expect the judging until late tomorrow night.

And no, Gary hasn't been violating The OTHER Heidi Foster Rule...

No person may kidnap, threaten, or otherwise cause harm or mental distress to Billfred in order to influence the outcome of a caption contest.

[Shu Song]

Dave, that grizzly is nothing like any teddy bears you might have.

[Gary Dillard]

And no, Gary hasn't been violating The OTHER Heidi Foster Rule...

Hmmmm.... it's getting kinda late and no word from Billfred; I hope he didn't have any problem with his brakes........

[Billfred]

For the record, I made it home just fine. My butt was a little numb, but other than that I'm fine.

With that said, first place goes to...

I told you not to buy Krispy Kream stock.
And second place...

Consider this a friendly reminder, Mr. Smarty-pants. You need to forget about sending any more robots to help little old ladies cross busy streets. My friend here at the Boy Scouts does not appreciate your robots taking away his business. If this continues, I've got some scouts with their "arm breaking merit badge" who want to practice their skills. Capeesh?
(Would this be the secrets of a NASA-funded team?)

Honorable mentions...
Jessica Boucher
robo hottie71
Rich Wong
richardp
Greg Needel
Rich Kressly
Jay H 237
T. Hoffman
Steve W
dlavery (there actually aren't as many Dean pictures as I once thought)
Gary Dillard
nehalita

And the burn award...

“I’m sorry Mr. Lavery, but you’re going to have to come with us. You are under arrest for breaking the Boy Scout Law. Sure, you have been trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous and kind… but we have several documented cases where you have not been obedient and several witnesses attest that you are not always exactly cheerful.”
So here are the scores...


MissInformation 96
Gary Dillard 94
T. Hoffman 89
Dlavery 80
Greencactus3 73
Dorienne Plait 61
Jay H 237 57
Rich Wong 56
JVN 54
Andy Baker 52
DCA Fan 52
Amanda Morrison 50
Michelle 236 45
GateRunner 45
Eugenia Gabrielov 44
Greg Needel 43
Elgin Clock 41
Bcahn836 40
Tkwetzel 36
EddieMcD 36
"Big Mike" 34
Koko Ed 33
Brandon Martus 30
Jeff Waegelin 27
VGMasterShadow 26
Matt Attallah 25
JosephM 25
Kyle45 25
Richardp 21
Shyra1353 20
Squirrelrock 19
Mike Ciance 18
Lil' Lavery 16
Nehalita 16
Arefin Bari 15
Astronouth7303 15
DanielBCR 14
Jessica Boucher 12
Tom Schindler 12
Steve W 11
Killerofkiller 10
Wetzel 10
Aignam 9
Robo hottie71 8
Pit Bull 1126 8
Jack Jones 7
Vivelation 7
Meli W. 7
George1083 6
RogerR 6
ZACH P. 6
Stephen Kowski 5
JamizzleHavok13 5
Ken Patton 4
Corey Balint 4
CourtneyB 4
Denman 4
Yan Wang 4
David Kelly 3
Andrew Rudolph 3
Ben Lauer 3
DJ Fluck 3
Marc P. 3
Cyberguy34000 3
Barry Bonzack1604 2
Cory 2
Ecarlson 2
EnderofDragon 2
EricS-Team180 2
Jake177 2
Jdiwnab 2
Jeff_Rice 2
Joe Ross 2
Joshua May 2
Karinka13 2
Rich Kressly 2
Tom Bottiglieri 2
Tytus Gerrish 2
Jay Trzaskos 2
TierraDelDiablo 2
Aaron Lussier 1
Bill Gold 1
Coco The Monkey 1
Collin Fultz 1
ElfMaster 1
Eria4044 1
IMDWalrus 1
JakeGallagher 1
Katie Reynolds 1
Kyle 1
Lisa Perez 1
MATT_kaplan108 1
Pat McCarthy 1
Sanddrag 1

And the next contest will be up shortly.