CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #36

[Billfred]

Apologies on the lateness...I guess I could say that traveling is covered under the Billfred Is Working Way Too Freaking Much Rule, but ah well.

Here's the scores:


MissInformation 96
Gary Dillard 94
T. Hoffman 89
Dlavery 80
Greencactus3 73
Dorienne Plait 61
Jay H 237 57
Rich Wong 56
JVN 54
Andy Baker 52
DCA Fan 52
Amanda Morrison 50
Michelle 236 45
GateRunner 45
Eugenia Gabrielov 44
Greg Needel 43
Elgin Clock 41
Bcahn836 40
Tkwetzel 36
EddieMcD 36
"Big Mike" 34
Koko Ed 33
Brandon Martus 30
Jeff Waegelin 27
VGMasterShadow 26
Matt Attallah 25
JosephM 25
Kyle45 25
Richardp 21
Shyra1353 20
Squirrelrock 19
Mike Ciance 18
Lil' Lavery 16
Nehalita 16
Arefin Bari 15
Astronouth7303 15
DanielBCR 14
Jessica Boucher 12
Tom Schindler 12
Steve W 11
Killerofkiller 10
Wetzel 10
Aignam 9
Robo hottie71 8
Pit Bull 1126 8
Jack Jones 7
Vivelation 7
Meli W. 7
George1083 6
RogerR 6
ZACH P. 6
Stephen Kowski 5
JamizzleHavok13 5
Ken Patton 4
Corey Balint 4
CourtneyB 4
Denman 4
Yan Wang 4
David Kelly 3
Andrew Rudolph 3
Ben Lauer 3
DJ Fluck 3
Marc P. 3
Cyberguy34000 3
Barry Bonzack1604 2
Cory 2
Ecarlson 2
EnderofDragon 2
EricS-Team180 2
Jake177 2
Jdiwnab 2
Jeff_Rice 2
Joe Ross 2
Joshua May 2
Karinka13 2
Rich Kressly 2
Tom Bottiglieri 2
Tytus Gerrish 2
Jay Trzaskos 2
TierraDelDiablo 2
Aaron Lussier 1
Bill Gold 1
Coco The Monkey 1
Collin Fultz 1
ElfMaster 1
Eria4044 1
IMDWalrus 1
JakeGallagher 1
Katie Reynolds 1
Kyle 1
Lisa Perez 1
MATT_kaplan108 1
Pat McCarthy 1
Sanddrag 1

And after reading one entry last week (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=349804&postcount=12), I resolved to give Dave a break. But then my devilish side said that Lavery has to be in the contest this week. Therefore, the picture is...

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=349804&postcount=12

EDIT!! I really meant http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pictures.php?s=&action=single&picid=10140&direction=ASC&sort=title&perrow=4&trows=10&quiet=Verbose instead. I'm leaving the first link so the following two posts don't confuse anyone.

(decides to start driving to a hiding place now, despite the numbness in his butt)

[Daniel Brim]

Time to caption Dave whining?



I know the game and you don't. Mwuhahahahaha.

[not an entry]
Yes I know that he doesn't know the game beforehand, but it still works
[/not an entry]

[Billfred]

Ladies and gentlemen, after 36 contests, I've finally screwed up the first post. Give me a second.

Edit: Fixed. Did I mention the eight hours on the road?

[Rich Kressly]

[not an entry] After much consideration and concluding that no one will take this the wrong way ... [/not an entry]

"My other dad is on Mars."

[tkwetzel]

"Sean Lavery being forced to look happy after working very long hours in his Dad's slave shop. The look may get him the spot to be VEX robotics first ever poster boy!"

[Dorienne]

Lil' Lave thinkin': This is better than those stupid family parties we have where I need to fake a smile for pictures, then do so again when grandma comes to pinch my cheeks... *shiver*

[Elgin Clock]

Unfortunately, removed from the picture by the power of Photoshop (maybe by Heidi?), was the little clouded caption balloon which shows the thoughts of Sean and included the following text:

"When I turn 16 Dad says I get the keys to the Rover." :D

[Arefin Bari]

Sean: are you sure you are ready to see me mill this part down?

others: yayayayayayayaya.

Sean: I smile just like my dad before I go screw something up, totally opposite.

others: *runs*

[Daniel Brim]

Ok kids... As we continue our tour of the museum of dorkyness, we come upon the Mona Lavery. No-one knows what his mysterious smile is about, but we suppose that his smile has something to do with his father.

Kids....uh........kids........please refrain from desecrating the painting......kids?

Next up on the tour is the hall of John-V-Neuns. Please follow me.

[Jay H 237]

fakes smile

What, the Bridgeport, It's fine...........nothing happened. What loud noise before you came running in here?

[Travis Hoffman]

Dude, Dad just got back from the Team Picnic [you know, the one we've seen like 1000 pictures of since this contest started], and I gotta tell ya, Heidi's baked beans just don't agree with him. Where's the Lysol? Oh, it's over there by the Tap Magic. Gotta run - I can't hold my breath like this forever!

[Koko Ed]

"With this disguised no way that BIllfred finds me to use in his stupid captioning contest this time!"


"oh crap."

[Bcahn836]

Evil Genius in Training

[JamizzleHavok13]

*sings* I know something you don't knoooooooooooow!

*thinks* I'm gonna eat your soul, mwahahahaha

*laughter*

[Joe Matt]

Sean: How much longer till I can have my car on mars dad?
Dave: As soon as you get my crazy hair and Hawaiian shirts son.....

[MissInformation]

FIRST and VEX have joined together to bring you this amazing opportunity: Now you too can build your own Lavery!*

*Prices may vary depending on model size and configuration. Hawaiian shirts, rovers and donuts each sold separately.

[Kevin Kolodziej]

After being told that his father had finally discovered the secret formula used to make Krispy Kreme donuts, Sean had a smile a mile wide all day long.

[Shu Song]

Hey dad.... How about giant lasers in next years game, please?

[richardp]

"If only my dad knew about the changes I made to 2007 game....*cough*...oh Hi dad no I wasn't looking at next years game I swear. (mumbles) year after next!"

[Gary Dillard]

What a good-looking, intelligent, witty young man. It looks like Sean inherited all the family traits. Thankfully, he inherited them from Carol's side of the family.

[killerofkiller]

Sean: dad do you realy think it's neccissary to smile like this for 45 minutes while it's sent to your rover on mars?, i mean comone! i know you designed it and everything, but does it realy have to have a picture of me?

[Lil' Lavery]

[not an entry] that smile was totally voluntary.... ok, it wasnt
Wow, its hard to come up with a caption about yourself. Please continue destroying what dignity i have left ;)

[nehalita]

maybe if i squint at the camera enough, the camera will spontaneously combust....

[Marc P.]

"These safety glasses will not only save me from flying shards of metal, but all the flying comments from this caption contest!"

[Dorienne]

*sings* I know something you don't knoooooooooooow!

*thinks* I'm gonna eat your soul, mwahahahaha

*laughter*

Go figure you put something like that..nutty person. :eek:

[DaBruteForceGuy]

"See how incredably clean my shirt is!! Daddy always said how important it is to be sharply dressed... and never to spend a dime on a haircut, but thats a different story :D "

[Rich Wong]

Heidi: “Sean… Sean …. Just like you asked, I convinced Bill to use your Dad on #35 Caption Contest, but you got to wipe that big smile off your face before we go back into the house. I can’t get caught doing this with you, I'm in enough trouble already.”



*Shop light turns off….. slowly from behind a closet door a shadowy figure appears wearing a Hawaiian shirt, “Mwuhahahahaha….”*

[DCA Fan]

They don't suspect a thing....exxxxcellent......

[Billfred]

Alright, so I finally got the energy/dinner/motivation to judge the contest. First place goes to...

FIRST and VEX have joined together to bring you this amazing opportunity: Now you too can build your own Lavery!*

*Prices may vary depending on model size and configuration. Hawaiian shirts, rovers and donuts each sold separately.
Second place goes to...

Heidi: “Sean… Sean …. Just like you asked, I convinced Bill to use your Dad on #35 Caption Contest, but you got to wipe that big smile off your face before we go back into the house. I can’t get caught doing this with you, I'm in enough trouble already.”



*Shop light turns off….. slowly from behind a closet door a shadowy figure appears wearing a Hawaiian shirt, “Mwuhahahahaha….”*
Honorable mentions go to...
Rich Kressly
DanielBCR
T. Hoffman (who would've gotten the burn award...but that would've had explosive effects. :p)
Koko Ed
richardp
Marc P.
DaBruteForceGuy
Elgin Clock
robo hottie71
JosephM

And the burn award...

What a good-looking, intelligent, witty young man. It looks like Sean inherited all the family traits. Thankfully, he inherited them from Carol's side of the family.
The scores...


Name Total
MissInformation 106
Gary Dillard 97
T. Hoffman 91
Dlavery 80
Greencactus3 73
Dorienne Plait 62
Rich Wong 61
Jay H 237 58
JVN 54
DCA Fan 53
Andy Baker 52
Amanda Morrison 50
Michelle 236 45
GateRunner 45
Eugenia Gabrielov 44
Elgin Clock 43
Greg Needel 43
Bcahn836 41
Tkwetzel 37
EddieMcD 36
Koko Ed 35
"Big Mike" 34
Brandon Martus 30
Jeff Waegelin 27
JosephM 27
VGMasterShadow 26
Matt Attallah 25
Kyle45 25
Richardp 23
Shyra1353 20
Squirrelrock 19
Mike Ciance 18
Nehalita 17
Lil' Lavery 16
Arefin Bari 16
DanielBCR 16
Astronouth7303 15
Jessica Boucher 12
Tom Schindler 12
Steve W 11
Killerofkiller 11
Robo hottie71 10
Wetzel 10
Aignam 9
Pit Bull 1126 8
Jack Jones 7
Vivelation 7
Meli W. 7
George1083 6
RogerR 6
ZACH P. 6
JamizzleHavok13 6
Marc P. 5
Stephen Kowski 5
Ken Patton 4
Rich Kressly 4
Corey Balint 4
CourtneyB 4
Denman 4
Yan Wang 4
David Kelly 3
Andrew Rudolph 3
Ben Lauer 3
DJ Fluck 3
Cyberguy34000 3
TierraDelDiablo 3
Barry Bonzack1604 2
Cory 2
DaBruteForceGuy 2
Ecarlson 2
EnderofDragon 2
EricS-Team180 2
Jake177 2
Jdiwnab 2
Jeff_Rice 2
Joe Ross 2
Joshua May 2
Karinka13 2
Tom Bottiglieri 2
Tytus Gerrish 2
Jay Trzaskos 2
Aaron Lussier 1
Bill Gold 1
Coco The Monkey 1
Collin Fultz 1
ElfMaster 1
Eria4044 1
IMDWalrus 1
JakeGallagher 1
Katie Reynolds 1
Kyle 1
Lisa Perez 1
MATT_kaplan108 1
Pat McCarthy 1
Sanddrag 1

(runs to start a new thread)