CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #38

[Billfred]

And here we go again.

Since I just now realized the scores didn't get posted on the last post, here they are:


MissInformation 108
Gary Dillard 102
T. Hoffman 101
Dlavery 80
Greencactus3 73
Dorienne Plait 65
Rich Wong 62
Jay H 237 60
JVN 54
DCA Fan 54
Andy Baker 52
Amanda Morrison 50
Michelle 236 45
GateRunner 45
Eugenia Gabrielov 44
Elgin Clock 43
Greg Needel 43
Bcahn836 42
Koko Ed 37
Tkwetzel 37
EddieMcD 36
"Big Mike" 34
Brandon Martus 30
JosephM 28
Jeff Waegelin 27
VGMasterShadow 26
Kyle45 26
Matt Attallah 25
Richardp 24
Shyra1353 20
Nehalita 19
Squirrelrock 19
Mike Ciance 18
Arefin Bari 18
DanielBCR 18
Lil' Lavery 16
Astronouth7303 15
Jessica Boucher 13
Robo hottie71 12
Tom Schindler 12
Steve W 11
Killerofkiller 11
Wetzel 10
Aignam 9
Pit Bull 1126 8
Jack Jones 7
Vivelation 7
Meli W. 7
George1083 6
RogerR 6
ZACH P. 6
JamizzleHavok13 6
Marc P. 5
Stephen Kowski 5
Denman 5
Ken Patton 4
Rich Kressly 4
Corey Balint 4
CourtneyB 4
Yan Wang 4
TierraDelDiablo 4
David Kelly 3
Andrew Rudolph 3
Ben Lauer 3
DJ Fluck 3
Cyberguy34000 3
Barry Bonzack1604 2
Cory 2
DaBruteForceGuy 2
Ecarlson 2
EnderofDragon 2
EricS-Team180 2
Icurtis 2
Jake177 2
Jdiwnab 2
Jeff_Rice 2
Joe Ross 2
Joshua May 2
Karinka13 2
Katy 2
Nobrakes8 2
Tom Bottiglieri 2
Tytus Gerrish 2
Jay Trzaskos 2
Kyle 2
Aaron Lussier 1
Bill Gold 1
Coco The Monkey 1
Collin Fultz 1
ElfMaster 1
Eria4044 1
EricH 1
IMDWalrus 1
JakeGallagher 1
Katie Reynolds 1
Lisa Perez 1
MATT_kaplan108 1
Pat McCarthy 1
Sanddrag 1

And, just for kicks, I'm going to start a sort of mini-series of 2005 WFA Finalists--except for Chesapeake. Dave's suffered enough. :D

Here's the picture...

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pictures.php?action=single&picid=5488

As always, the deadline is Saturday at midnight.

If you're going to Palmetto, your entries will be gladly accepted there. Just find me (Frazzled hair, 1293 shirt, and the obligatory USC safety glasses) and write it down. (I'll post them from here.)

[Alex Cormier]

"i see you over there, now get back here you crazy Kripsy Kreme delivery truck." * chases truck with segway then ditches it when the battery shuts down and after the massive vibration of the handle bars and runs after the truck to only to hit the back of the truck once it stops because of Dave is lying down in front of the truck in the street to steal the truck. ( a little long sorry)

[Koko Ed]

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/pics/bin/1059176498segway.jpg
"This is a Segway i180. It has two brushless DC servomotors that goes 12.5 miles per hour with a carrying capacity of 260 pounds powered by two lithium-ion battery packs with a 15 to 24 mile battery range with 19 inch tubless punture resistant tires.
So ya feel lucky? Punk?
WELL DO YA!?!

[Arefin Bari]

Mr. Martus: DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN... I am ready. Get out here and race me.

Dean (from inside): Bah. I am working on my new toy and I do not race unless every single person in the race has denim on.

[Rich Wong]

Mike: "You can do it Mike.
You can bet Dean in the finals of the Segway Race.
You will over come last year’s lost.
Nothing can keep you from winning.
Stay low… reduce draft…. focus… focus…
Be one with the Segway.
You and the Segway are one.
Grrrrraaaaaa….
Vmmmmm…."

[Daniel Brim]

Ahhh.... so this is the Hunchback of Notre Dean...

[Jay H 237]

Mike Martus discovered that while standing on a Segway he was able to see eye to eye with his son Brandon.

[DCA Fan]

Now I can get Big Mike back for bearhugging me last year mwhahahaha

[Kyle]

"I hope I dont pull a Bush and be one of the few who finds a way to tip a Segway"

[dlavery]

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/pics/bin/1059176498segway.jpg

This is a Segway i180. It has two brushless DC servomotors that go 12.5 miles per hour with a carrying capacity of 260 pounds powered by two lithium-ion battery packs with a 15 to 24 mile battery range with 19 inch tubless punture resistant tires.

Accessories include a denim-clad valet parking attendant who will help prevent curious onlookers and papparazzi by chasing them away with cries of "get back, you young whippersnappers." While recharging your Segway i180, the valet will inspect your Human Transporter for sharp edges, exposed wiring, entanglement hazards, illegal pneumatics and other potential violations, should you ever decide to use your i180 as a robot base in any future FIRST competitions. The valet accessory will also provide free fashion advice regarding the placement of buttons, pins, name badges, and multiple award medals, and promises not to use your i180 to play Segway Polo when you are not looking.

(Segway Dealers Note: due to limited production capabilities, the valet option is available only on a first-come, first-served basis, limit of one per customer. When supplies are exhausted, the valet accessory may be replaced by a ceramic garden gnome.)

[Amanda Morrison]

"I think this is the stupidest lawnmower I've ever been on." - A disgruntled Mike Martus

[GateRunner]

Lower controls lead to poor Segway posture, as demonstrated here.

[JamizzleHavok13]

*steps onto segway*
:ahh:
"Okaaaaay.... uhm.... now what?!" :o

[Lisa Perez]

".. And this, my friends, is what you call a Genia/Court/Lisa-size Segway.." :rolleyes:

[Travis Hoffman]

For all those embarrassing irregular moments when you need to get to the pharmacy fast, there's Segway HT.

[Eugenia Gabrielov]

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Thanks Lisa, but I look taller in our pic ;)
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"Do do do do do do do! Do do do do do do! DEAN! Come back with my coconuts! What? Dave is using them to decide on 2006 beach, ocean, and palmtree game? Fine fine fine"

[MissInformation]

The makers of Pimp My Ride unveil their latest show: "Geek My Segway!"

[Andy Baker]

Save a Porche, Ride a Segway

[Rich Kressly]

...Joe? ....Joe ... JOE!!!!
Bring those Dewalt transmissions over here.
I have an idea.

[george56]

AAAHHHH!!!! Run for your lives! It's an angry Mike on a Segway!!! :ahh: :ahh:

[Gary Dillard]

See how the adult male Martus of the Delphi tribe stands his ground and stares down his adversaries. The younger Martus carries only a laptop and a guitar, but this older and wiser Delphi uses all the latest technology to show his superiority. He truly deserves to carry the title of Chief Delphi.

[Ian Curtis]

A disgruntled Mike says, "okay I've had enough. Billfred can't you make fun of someone thats not me."

[Dillon Compton]

I KNEW buying a segway junior was a bad idea...

[Dorienne]

Mike: Darn that Billfred for embarrassing me like this on Chief Delphi...LET ME AT HIM!
Brandon: Umm...Dad...you're on a Segway. And he lives in South Carolina. That won't help you too much..
Mike: Oh. Right. Darn.

[Jessica Boucher]

As you see here, Mr. Martus is prepping for the "International Segway Staring Contest", in which you must keep moving and staring at your opponent.

Matches will occur on "Pedrick" Field at 10am on Saturday, and are noted on the Championship Schedule in Purple Plaid.

[tkwetzel]

Mike Martus has been reported to be the lead actor in "The Grumpiest of Old Men", the next sequel to Grumpy Old Men.

[Vivelation]

Cameraman: Toro! Toro!
Mike: ::snorts:: Grrr...

[Kyle Love]

I'll race ya'll down there street...even you...yeah....you! :cool:

[Billfred]

Well, I hope everyone enjoyed getting one less hour of sleep last night. (And I thought I got eleven hours of sleep! Darn!)

Regardless, first place goes to...

See how the adult male Martus of the Delphi tribe stands his ground and stares down his adversaries. The younger Martus carries only a laptop and a guitar, but this older and wiser Delphi uses all the latest technology to show his superiority. He truly deserves to carry the title of Chief Delphi.

Second place goes to...

For all those embarrassing irregular moments when you need to get to the pharmacy fast, there's Segway HT.

Honorable mentions go to...
Dorienne Plait
dlavery
Amanda Morrison
george56
Kyle
Koko Ed
DanielBCR
Jessica Boucher
JamizzleHavok13
Dillon Compton
Lisa Perez
Rich Kressly

And the burn award...

Mike Martus has been reported to be the lead actor in "The Grumpiest of Old Men", the next sequel to Grumpy Old Men.

So the scores are...


Gary Dillard 112
MissInformation 109
T. Hoffman 106
Dlavery 82
Greencactus3 73
Dorienne Plait 67
Rich Wong 63
Jay H 237 61
DCA Fan 55
JVN 54
Andy Baker 53
Amanda Morrison 52
GateRunner 46
Michelle 236 45
Eugenia Gabrielov 45
Elgin Clock 43
Greg Needel 43
Bcahn836 42
Tkwetzel 40
Koko Ed 39
EddieMcD 36
"Big Mike" 34
Brandon Martus 30
JosephM 28
Jeff Waegelin 27
VGMasterShadow 26
Kyle45 26
Matt Attallah 25
Richardp 24
Shyra1353 20
DanielBCR 20
Nehalita 19
Arefin Bari 19
Squirrelrock 19
Mike Ciance 18
Lil' Lavery 16
Jessica Boucher 15
Astronouth7303 15
Robo hottie71 12
Tom Schindler 12
Steve W 11
Killerofkiller 11
Wetzel 10
Aignam 9
Pit Bull 1126 9
JamizzleHavok13 8
Vivelation 8
Jack Jones 7
Meli W. 7
George1083 6
Rich Kressly 6
RogerR 6
ZACH P. 6
Marc P. 5
Stephen Kowski 5
Denman 5
Ken Patton 4
Corey Balint 4
CourtneyB 4
Kyle 4
Yan Wang 4
TierraDelDiablo 4
David Kelly 3
Andrew Rudolph 3
Ben Lauer 3
DJ Fluck 3
Icurtis 3
Lisa Perez 3
Cyberguy34000 3
Barry Bonzack1604 2
Cory 2
DaBruteForceGuy 2
Dillon Compton 2
Ecarlson 2
EnderofDragon 2
EricS-Team180 2
George56 2
Jake177 2
Jdiwnab 2
Jeff_Rice 2
Joe Ross 2
Joshua May 2
Karinka13 2
Katy 2
Nobrakes8 2
Tom Bottiglieri 2
Tytus Gerrish 2
Jay Trzaskos 2
Aaron Lussier 1
Bill Gold 1
Coco The Monkey 1
Collin Fultz 1
ElfMaster 1
Eria4044 1
EricH 1
IMDWalrus 1
JakeGallagher 1
Katie Reynolds 1
MATT_kaplan108 1
Pat McCarthy 1
Sanddrag 1

This might be a good time to go ahead and post the next contest before running...