CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #39

[Billfred]

(gets bags ready to start running)

The scores...


Gary Dillard 112
MissInformation 109
T. Hoffman 106
Dlavery 82
Greencactus3 73
Dorienne Plait 67
Rich Wong 63
Jay H 237 61
DCA Fan 55
JVN 54
Andy Baker 53
Amanda Morrison 52
GateRunner 46
Michelle 236 45
Eugenia Gabrielov 45
Elgin Clock 43
Greg Needel 43
Bcahn836 42
Tkwetzel 40
Koko Ed 39
EddieMcD 36
"Big Mike" 34
Brandon Martus 30
JosephM 28
Jeff Waegelin 27
VGMasterShadow 26
Kyle45 26
Matt Attallah 25
Richardp 24
Shyra1353 20
DanielBCR 20
Nehalita 19
Arefin Bari 19
Squirrelrock 19
Mike Ciance 18
Lil' Lavery 16
Jessica Boucher 15
Astronouth7303 15
Robo hottie71 12
Tom Schindler 12
Steve W 11
Killerofkiller 11
Wetzel 10
Aignam 9
Pit Bull 1126 9
JamizzleHavok13 8
Vivelation 8
Jack Jones 7
Meli W. 7
George1083 6
Rich Kressly 6
RogerR 6
ZACH P. 6
Marc P. 5
Stephen Kowski 5
Denman 5
Ken Patton 4
Corey Balint 4
CourtneyB 4
Kyle 4
Yan Wang 4
TierraDelDiablo 4
David Kelly 3
Andrew Rudolph 3
Ben Lauer 3
DJ Fluck 3
Icurtis 3
Lisa Perez 3
Cyberguy34000 3
Barry Bonzack1604 2
Cory 2
DaBruteForceGuy 2
Dillon Compton 2
Ecarlson 2
EnderofDragon 2
EricS-Team180 2
George56 2
Jake177 2
Jdiwnab 2
Jeff_Rice 2
Joe Ross 2
Joshua May 2
Karinka13 2
Katy 2
Nobrakes8 2
Tom Bottiglieri 2
Tytus Gerrish 2
Jay Trzaskos 2
Aaron Lussier 1
Bill Gold 1
Coco The Monkey 1
Collin Fultz 1
ElfMaster 1
Eria4044 1
EricH 1
IMDWalrus 1
JakeGallagher 1
Katie Reynolds 1
MATT_kaplan108 1
Pat McCarthy 1
Sanddrag 1

And here's the picture...

http://www.spamrobotics.com/gallery2/2000/fcd512228_1?full=1

As always, until Saturday at midnight...

[Arefin Bari]

Gary: Warren.... you gotta love the Florida weather man, specially for someone who is very old like me.

Warren: ya man... this is great, but the way you are laying down isn't the best view.

:: other spam members turns around and walks away::

[Tytus Gerrish]

Garry Dillard. The man. The Myth. The Throw Rug

[Joe Matt]

Ok, I know you came a long way to bring me the metal briefcase next to you, but for crying out loud, can you atleast hand it to me?

[Koko Ed]

http://www.spamrobotics.com/gallery2/albums/2000/fcd512228_1.jpg
"Gary! You were supposed to catch the bowling ball with your hands not your head. Uh Gary? Gary...?"

[Bcahn836]

Guy standing, " C'mon just a few more sit ups."
Guy laying down, " I can't do it"
Guy standing, " 5 more, don't you want to get into shape for Atlanta?"
Guy laying down, " ugggggggggg"

[Kyle]

"I wonder how many points they will get for scoreing a S.P.A.M mentor?"

[EricH]

"Wake up before I start pelting you with these balls! We've got a match to play!"
"Whaaa--oof!!"

[Ian Curtis]

Hey get that scissor lift robot over here. We got some evidence to hide.

[Matt Attallah]

Is it just me or are these shorts riding up the wrong direction?

[Jay H 237]

Look at all the interesting shapes I can come up with looking at the creases in the tent roof. I think I see one in the outline of our robot!

[Kyle Love]

MUAHAHAHAHAHA I'm about to hit this guy in the head with a black ball....remember kids I am a professional...dont try this at home!

[richardp]

As people find Gary Dillard laying on the ground as other members of team 180 prepare for the next match they stop to find out just what happened. Hoping that it wasn't a robot related accident they start asking questions. Upon being asked "Why are you laying down?" helpless Gary had this to say, "Older than most of you."

[Jessica Boucher]

Gary Dillard, in an attempt help field setup by using his shorts as the other black ball.

[Daniel Brim]

This is Gary Dillard - Pre-Rogaine. After picture coming soon...

[Dorienne]

Gary: Nooo, I feel like resting...
Guy standing up: Garryyyyyy...you can get your beauty sleep when we get to the hotel tonight..
Gary: What time is it..?
Guy: Noon.
Gary: *groan* Come on, just gimme until the match is over...*glares at the human player* Pelt me with a ball and you're dead meat when we get to the hotel.

[george56]

guy standing: Gary, what are you doing?
Gary: relaxing why?
guy standing: ok well you're scaring the human player.
Gary: How?
guy standing: well, your shorts are riding pretty high.....

[Katy]

I wish our behind-the-glass mentor was half as calm.

[Travis Hoffman]

Field Announcer:

We regret to inform the Einstein audience that qualifying matches are being delayed due to an official B.O. emergency. We have instructed S.P.A.M.'s mentor to lie down and not overexert himself until adequate deodorant and anti-perspirant protection can be located. We here at F.I.R.S.T. take odoriferous emanations very seriously, and we appreciate your patience as we attempt to remedy this situation in the most expeditious manner possible.

[Gary Dillard]

Listen Dillard, if you think we're wasting a timeout just because your heart stopped and you're not breathing, forget it! Not to mention you collapsed outside the line which could get us DQ'd - at least you didn't do it during a match.

Hey, can I get a little help moving this body out of our player station please?

[Rich Wong]

Gary is carefully revived from the affects of the Florida heat…. as he slowly opens his eyes, a FLASH of his future appears in his vision:
http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pictures.php?action=single&picid=6924
:eek:

[Tytus Gerrish]

"you must have both feet in the driver zone at all times"

it dosent say anything about any other part of your body

[MissInformation]

*grunt* “Must do… more… sit-ups…” *groan* “Gotta stay… in… first place…” *gasp* “stupid… caption… contest!” *wheeze*

“Uh, Gary? Don’t you think you should be exercising you brain instead?”

[Andy Baker]

Maaaan... that Cha-Cha Slide really wears me out.

[Billfred]

*grunt* “Must do… more… sit-ups…” *groan* “Gotta stay… in… first place…” *gasp* “stupid… caption… contest!” *wheeze*

<obviously not an entry>

For all those who read this thread in twenty years, the caption contests require no physical exercise (other than typing posts and getting here). If it did, Big Mike probably could've picked me up another six inches when he bear hugged me at Palmetto.

[Jacqui]

Guy standing up: *whispers to another team member* I wonder what would happen if I pounced on Gary...
Gary: *groans* I heard that...and just for the fact of waking me up you shall beware of the consequences!
Guy standing up: I should run now...shouldn't I?

[Rich Kressly]

[not an entry] Gary talks about himself in the third person better than anyone I know except for George Costanza [/ not an entry]

"Gary...... Hey Dillard ... Yo, you!! The one who needs longer shorts!!!

Get off the line, get on your feet, and get in the game, NOW. You're causing a DQ, the officer looking over his shoulder is about to call the EMT with bad breath to perform CPR, and every time they announce our team two more giggly kids with forks come running over looking for the can to open.

...Ahhhhhhh forget it. Maybe 233 or 179 need help next year."

[Jay Trzaskos]

Man standing- Finally my chance to steal the infamous silver briefcase. just have to reach a little farther.
Gary- <groaning> whos there... why are you leaning over me?
Man Standing- it's uh it's time for the match Gary, yeah that's why. <nervous laugh>
Gary- Take the time out, I need another 5 minute nap. (using briefcase as a pillow)
Man Standing- Dang, foiled again by Gary Dillard.

[Amanda Morrison]

Gary Dillard, trying to prove that with those shorts, he could have beat out Jessica Simpson for the part of Daisy Duke.

[Shu Song]

Pre-game work-out

[tiffany34990]

gary: hey warren why do we put up with these s.p.a.m. kids. they just are crazy and make me tired from trying to find them all. they don't work. i'm going to take a nap now.



(sorry mr. dillard...i found the photo during the hunt for old photos for the s.p.a.m. gallery)

[EricS-Team180]

[Warren looking off-camera]:

"That's right...when we run out of balls, we just toss Gary on the field!"

[dlavery]

Although considered a valiant experiment, the Regional Game Design Committee had to conclude that using the new experimental game piece known as a "Dillard" would be a poor alternative to other objects such as balls, suitcases, poles or even kitchen sinks. It seems that the aerodynamic properties of the object made for rather poor flight dynamics (but it was noted that the "Dillards" did tend to bounce rather well).

[tkwetzel]

The workout requires laying on the balls, not on your back.

[Bcahn836]

Quick someone call ummm uhhh. Does any one know the number to 911? Anybody?

[Billfred]

Oh yeah...I knew I forgot something. (I blame it on Astronomy)

And of course I'd be judging a ginormous field of entries--I count 32 valid ones.

So first place goes to...

Field Announcer:

We regret to inform the Einstein audience that qualifying matches are being delayed due to an official B.O. emergency. We have instructed S.P.A.M.'s mentor to lie down and not overexert himself until adequate deodorant and anti-perspirant protection can be located. We here at F.I.R.S.T. take odoriferous emanations very seriously, and we appreciate your patience as we attempt to remedy this situation in the most expeditious manner possible.

(It was that or the burn award--but I laughed too much for it to be the burn.)

Second place goes to...

Maaaan... that Cha-Cha Slide really wears me out.

Honorable mentions go to...
Koko Ed
Jessica Boucher
george56
Katy
Gary Dillard
MissInformation
DanielBCR
Jay H 237
Rich Kressly
Rich Wong
Tytus Gerrish
Jacqui
Amanda Morrison
Jay Trzaskos
dlavery
JosephM

And the burn award:

Is it just me or are these shorts riding up the wrong direction?

And once again, we have a shakeup in the rankings...

T. Hoffman 116
Gary Dillard 114
MissInformation 111
Dlavery 84
Greencactus3 73
Dorienne Plait 68
Rich Wong 65
Jay H 237 63
Andy Baker 58
DCA Fan 55
JVN 54
Amanda Morrison 52
GateRunner 46
Michelle 236 45
Eugenia Gabrielov 45
Elgin Clock 43
Greg Needel 43
Bcahn836 42
Koko Ed 41
Tkwetzel 41
EddieMcD 36
"Big Mike" 34
Brandon Martus 30
JosephM 30
Matt Attallah 28
Jeff Waegelin 27
Kyle45 27
VGMasterShadow 26
Richardp 25
DanielBCR 22
Shyra1353 20
Arefin Bari 20
Nehalita 19
Squirrelrock 19
Mike Ciance 18
Jessica Boucher 17
Lil' Lavery 16
Astronouth7303 15
Robo hottie71 12
Tom Schindler 12
Steve W 11
Killerofkiller 11
Wetzel 10
Aignam 9
Pit Bull 1126 9
Rich Kressly 8
JamizzleHavok13 8
Vivelation 8
Jack Jones 7
Meli W. 7
George1083 6
RogerR 6
ZACH P. 6
Marc P. 5
Stephen Kowski 5
Denman 5
Kyle 5
TierraDelDiablo 5
George56 4
Katy 4
Ken Patton 4
Tytus Gerrish 4
Corey Balint 4
CourtneyB 4
Icurtis 4
Jay Trzaskos 4
Yan Wang 4
David Kelly 3
Andrew Rudolph 3
Ben Lauer 3
DJ Fluck 3
EricS-Team180 3
Lisa Perez 3
Cyberguy34000 3
Barry Bonzack1604 2
Cory 2
DaBruteForceGuy 2
Dillon Compton 2
Ecarlson 2
EnderofDragon 2
Jacqui 2
Jake177 2
Jdiwnab 2
Jeff_Rice 2
Joe Ross 2
Joshua May 2
Karinka13 2
Nobrakes8 2
Tom Bottiglieri 2
EricH 2
Aaron Lussier 1
Bill Gold 1
Coco The Monkey 1
Collin Fultz 1
ElfMaster 1
Eria4044 1
IMDWalrus 1
JakeGallagher 1
Katie Reynolds 1
MATT_kaplan108 1
Pat McCarthy 1
Sanddrag 1
Tiffany34990 1

Will Gary or Heidi be able to knock Travis off the top of the list in time for Atlanta? Or will some other madness happen? (alright, so madness happens anyway, but still...) Find out...in ten minutes!