CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #43

[Billfred]

...now with 100% of your daily vitamins and minerals!*

*if you need no vitamins and minerals

Here's the scores:

MissInformation 129
T. Hoffman 123
Gary Dillard 123
Dlavery 101
Dorienne Plait 74
Greencactus3 73
Rich Wong 68
Jay H 237 67
Andy Baker 61
DCA Fan 58
JVN 54
Amanda Morrison 54
GateRunner 46
Bcahn836 46
Michelle 236 45
Elgin Clock 45
Greg Needel 45
Eugenia Gabrielov 45
Tkwetzel 44
Koko Ed 43
JosephM 42
EddieMcD 36
"Big Mike" 34
Brandon Martus 30
Matt Attallah 29
Kyle45 28
Jeff Waegelin 27
VGMasterShadow 26
Richardp 25
DanielBCR 25
Arefin Bari 22
Nehalita 21
Shyra1353 21
Squirrelrock 19
Mike Ciance 18
Jessica Boucher 17
Lil' Lavery 16
Astronouth7303 15
Rich Kressly 14
Robo hottie71 14
Tom Schindler 12
Steve W 11
Killerofkiller 11
Wetzel 10
Jacqui 9
Aignam 9
Pit Bull 1126 9
Icurtis 8
JamizzleHavok13 8
Vivelation 8
Denman 7
EricS-Team180 7
Jack Jones 7
Kyle 7
RogerR 7
Meli W. 7
George1083 6
ZACH P. 6
Cyberguy34000 6
TierraDelDiablo 6
Andrew Rudolph 5
George56 5
Katy 5
Marc P. 5
Stephen Kowski 5
Barry Bonzack1604 4
Ken Patton 4
Tytus Gerrish 4
Corey Balint 4
CourtneyB 4
Jay Trzaskos 4
Yan Wang 4
David Kelly 3
Ben Lauer 3
DJ Fluck 3
Joe_P. 3
Lisa Perez 3
Sakura141 3
Al Skierkiewicz 2
Cory 2
DaBruteForceGuy 2
Dillon Compton 2
Ecarlson 2
EnderofDragon 2
Jake177 2
Jdiwnab 2
Jeff_Rice 2
Joe Ross 2
Joshua May 2
Karinka13 2
Nobrakes8 2
Tom Bottiglieri 2
EricH 2
Aaron Lussier 1
Alex Pelan 1
Bill Gold 1
Coco The Monkey 1
Collin Fultz 1
ElfMaster 1
Eria4044 1
IMDWalrus 1
JakeGallagher 1
Katie Reynolds 1
MATT_kaplan108 1
NoRemorse 1
Pat McCarthy 1
Sanddrag 1
Tiffany34990 1

And, since last week's shift in the rankings, I feel this week's picture is especially appropriate:

http://www.invisiblerobot.com/robotics/robot_c40/index/p1040352.html

As always, the deadline is Saturday at midnight. This time, I'll actually be judging from the comfort of my own home! Woohoo!!

[Kyle]

*thinks: I'm so pretty O so Pretty....*

[Daniel Brim]

Introducing Heidi Foster, Queen of the Geeks.

[Ian Curtis]

All hail Ms. Foster overlordess(?) of photoshoptation of a certain god of game design reffered to by normal mortals as Dave Lavery.

[Bcahn836]

Billfred- "Introducing the 2005 Chief Delphi Miss Photoshop"
Hedi- " I would like to thank all the little people who made this possible"
Dave- " Grrrrrr"

[IMDWalrus]

"Dave is going to pay for this one."

[Al Skierkiewicz]

What was that crack about "robo princess"? I am a queen and I have the hardware to prove it.

[Alex Cormier]

help.

[Jacqui]

Announcer: All hail the photoshop Queen!
Heidi: Oh yes thank you, thank you! I thank all of my adoring fans!
Announcer: Now she displays her long list of thanks..
Heidi: ONE SECOND HERE! IS THIS A TRICK TO GET A PICTURE OF ME TO BE PHOTOSHOPPED? ::runs after the announcer::
Announcer: Oh no! She found out the plan!

[Koko Ed]

http://www.invisiblerobot.com/robotics/robot_c40/p1040352.jpg
" I feel so honored to be called you queen and I promise to .....uhm waitaminute you do what to your queens?"

[Alex Pelan]

"I only want world peace. World peace and photoshop for all!"

[Arefin Bari]

http://www.invisiblerobot.com/robotics/robot_c40/index/p1040352.html

To dave...

You think you look cute with your skirt, errrr the kilt on. I am the cutest robo princess in the world. Thanks to billfred for using my picture for this contest. I am the COOLEST :rolleyes:

[Jay H 237]

In the beginning, to perfect her Photoshop skills, Heidi took a self portrait of herself wearing one of those cheap cardboard Burger King birthday crowns. After spending hours in front of the computer she called it a success after she manipulated the crown to appear as made of gold and inset with jewels. Only now she was confident enough to take on the great Dave Lavery.

[Joe_P.]

Heidi foster, queen of her own litle world that is photoshopping and her room, finally rejoins us out here in the real world

[Dorienne]

ALL HAILLL QUEEN HEIDI OF THE PHOTOSHOP GALAXY! BOW TO HER OR YOUR HEAD SHALL BE FLOATING AMONG THE STARS...ooh Dave has doughnuts! *runs over to Dave for some KKs*

[DCA Fan]

All hail Queen Heidi, master of the photomorph and holder of the keys to Dave's Krispy Kreme stash...

[tkwetzel]

Dave: Here Heidi, you act so much like a queen that I got you this beautiful crown.
Heidi: Don't think that you are in the clear for calling me a queen and getting me this crown.

[Matt Krass]

I have the crown, now Dave must obey me. Muahahaha!

[Gary Dillard]

FAIRY??? DO I LOOK LIKE A FAIRY TO YOU LAVERY??? How'd you like to lose a couple teeth, then maybe you'll get to see a fairy! I'm QUEEN Heidi. Q...U...E...E...N. As in, "Yes, my queen", "Whatever you say, my queen", "Forgive me, my queen". Now get on your knees and look me in the eye.

[Travis Hoffman]

"I'm sorry Miss Foster, while our title character in the recent commercials may have deceived you into believing otherwise, there's no such thing as a "Burger Queen". You are obviously not suited to be the mascot for a restaurant chain of our caliber - why don't you dress yourself up as an Oreo Blizzard and waltz on over to the DQ down the street? They're the last refuge for the desperate, unskilled, and unemployed, and you look like you've hit that trifecta."

[MissInformation]

"Off with their heads! Hmmm... I can use them on these pictures over here..."



<not an entry> and for Mr. Dillard's subtle slur on my diminished height, I would like to say I think I have found my third hobbit...>

[Wayne Doenges]

I bought Dave a big box of Krispy Kreme donuts and all I got was this lousy tiara.


Wayne Doenges
Lemmings non Sumus

[Denman]

This crown was photo shopped in by billfred, in an attempt to convince heidi to stop photoshopping picture of himself.

[nehalita]

"Have you seen my prince charming?"
"No, but we saw a frog over there..."

[Wetzel]

Heidi has won this round, stealing the title Pretty Pretty Princess (http://www.boardgames.com/pretpretprin.html) back from Romeo. She better be careful, that Romeo is a sneaky sort.

Wetzel

[Rich Wong]

Beep, beep
"Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, help me!
This is Princess Heidi of the Photoshop Rebel Alliance. I am about to be captured by Lord Darth Lavery and his Empire.
Our Alliance is about to collapse and only you can help. They are planning to punish me for petty reasons; crime again the Empire and inappropriate use of Photoshop. Whateeeeeever!
I hope you receive this message in time. If not, past on my new Photoshop Deluxe Upgrade to Amanda M. Oh no I hear them coming….. " beep.

[StephLee]

Dave: Now smile Heidi! *Revenge at last...*

Heidi: Cheese! *He has no clue that there's a camera in this crown...perfect angle...*

[dlavery]

In most other places, when they want you to feel really special you get to be "Queen for a Day." But my team loves me so much, they said I get to be "Marie Antoinette for a Day!"

Heeeeeyyyyyy! Wait a minute....

http://www.herodote.net/Images/guillotine.jpg

[Amanda Morrison]

she truly is.

http://www.explodingdog.com/dumbpict51/queenoftherobots.gif

'the queen of the robots' by explodingdog. :)

[richardp]

At first glace Heidi would seem like a nice person fit for the title Queen of the photoshop. So they gave her the title of Queen. However, after a few rather, umm...INTERESTING photos of Dave the truth (http://www.invisiblerobot.com/robotics/robot_c51/index/t1070471.html) of Heidi's rule starts to be exposed.

[Not Entry] (Note: these are not edited in any way, and yes that is a big wrench) [/Not Entry]

[Billfred]

Woo! Page three! This, I must say, is a crowning achievement.

(nobody hunt me down for that joke--The OTHER Heidi Foster Rule is in effect)

First place goes to...

In the beginning, to perfect her Photoshop skills, Heidi took a self portrait of herself wearing one of those cheap cardboard Burger King birthday crowns. After spending hours in front of the computer she called it a success after she manipulated the crown to appear as made of gold and inset with jewels. Only now she was confident enough to take on the great Dave Lavery.

Second place goes to...

FAIRY??? DO I LOOK LIKE A FAIRY TO YOU LAVERY??? How'd you like to lose a couple teeth, then maybe you'll get to see a fairy! I'm QUEEN Heidi. Q...U...E...E...N. As in, "Yes, my queen", "Whatever you say, my queen", "Forgive me, my queen". Now get on your knees and look me in the eye.
(I seriously tried to spotlight that one.)

Honorable mentions go to...

Kyle
Alex Cormier
MissInformation
Wayne Doenges
Koko Ed
Alex Pelan
Denman
Wetzel
Rich Wong
Al Skierkiewicz
IMDWalrus
Jacqui
dlavery
richardp

And the burn award...

"I'm sorry Miss Foster, while our title character in the recent commercials may have deceived you into believing otherwise, there's no such thing as a "Burger Queen". You are obviously not suited to be the mascot for a restaurant chain of our caliber - why don't you dress yourself up as an Oreo Blizzard and waltz on over to the DQ down the street? They're the last refuge for the desperate, unskilled, and unemployed, and you look like you've hit that trifecta."

So here's the scores...

MissInformation 131
Gary Dillard 128
T. Hoffman 126
Dlavery 103
Jay H 237 77
Dorienne Plait 75
Greencactus3 73
Rich Wong 70
Andy Baker 61
DCA Fan 59
Amanda Morrison 55
JVN 54
Bcahn836 47
GateRunner 46
Michelle 236 45
Koko Ed 45
Elgin Clock 45
Greg Needel 45
Eugenia Gabrielov 45
Tkwetzel 45
JosephM 42
EddieMcD 36
"Big Mike" 34
Brandon Martus 30
Matt Attallah 29
Kyle45 28
Jeff Waegelin 27
Richardp 27
VGMasterShadow 26
DanielBCR 26
Arefin Bari 23
Nehalita 22
Shyra1353 21
Squirrelrock 19
Mike Ciance 18
Jessica Boucher 17
Lil' Lavery 16
Astronouth7303 15
Rich Kressly 14
Robo hottie71 14
Wetzel 12
Tom Schindler 12
Jacqui 11
Steve W 11
Killerofkiller 11
Alex Cormier 11
Aignam 9
Denman 9
Icurtis 9
Kyle 9
JamizzleHavok13 8
Vivelation 8
EricS-Team180 7
Jack Jones 7
RogerR 7
Meli W. 7
George1083 6
ZACH P. 6
Cyberguy34000 6
TierraDelDiablo 6
Andrew Rudolph 5
George56 5
Katy 5
Marc P. 5
Stephen Kowski 5
Al Skierkiewicz 4
Barry Bonzack1604 4
Ken Patton 4
Tytus Gerrish 4
Corey Balint 4
CourtneyB 4
Jay Trzaskos 4
Joe_P. 4
Yan Wang 4
David Kelly 3
Alex Pelan 3
Ben Lauer 3
DJ Fluck 3
IMDWalrus 3
Lisa Perez 3
Sakura141 3
Cory 2
DaBruteForceGuy 2
Dillon Compton 2
Ecarlson 2
EnderofDragon 2
Jake177 2
Jdiwnab 2
Jeff_Rice 2
Joe Ross 2
Joshua May 2
Karinka13 2
Nobrakes8 2
Tom Bottiglieri 2
Wayne Doenges 2
EricH 2
Aaron Lussier 1
Bill Gold 1
Coco The Monkey 1
Collin Fultz 1
ElfMaster 1
Eria4044 1
JakeGallagher 1
Katie Reynolds 1
Kayla13 1
Matt Krass 1
MATT_kaplan108 1
NoRemorse 1
Pat McCarthy 1
Sanddrag 1
StephLee 1
Tiffany34990 1

Onward!