View Full Version : CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #44
Billfred
08-05-2005, 19:26
Y'know, at USC, in the Astronomy courses, unit 44 deals with pseudoscience. (I only know this because I took that unit.)
Here's the scores...
MissInformation 131
Gary Dillard 128
T. Hoffman 126
Dlavery 103
Jay H 237 77
Dorienne Plait 75
Greencactus3 73
Rich Wong 70
Andy Baker 61
DCA Fan 59
Amanda Morrison 55
JVN 54
Bcahn836 47
GateRunner 46
Michelle 236 45
Koko Ed 45
Elgin Clock 45
Greg Needel 45
Eugenia Gabrielov 45
Tkwetzel 45
JosephM 42
EddieMcD 36
"Big Mike" 34
Brandon Martus 30
Matt Attallah 29
Kyle45 28
Jeff Waegelin 27
Richardp 27
VGMasterShadow 26
DanielBCR 26
Arefin Bari 23
Nehalita 22
Shyra1353 21
Squirrelrock 19
Mike Ciance 18
Jessica Boucher 17
Lil' Lavery 16
Astronouth7303 15
Rich Kressly 14
Robo hottie71 14
Wetzel 12
Tom Schindler 12
Jacqui 11
Steve W 11
Killerofkiller 11
Alex Cormier 11
Aignam 9
Denman 9
Icurtis 9
Kyle 9
JamizzleHavok13 8
Vivelation 8
EricS-Team180 7
Jack Jones 7
RogerR 7
Meli W. 7
George1083 6
ZACH P. 6
Cyberguy34000 6
TierraDelDiablo 6
Andrew Rudolph 5
George56 5
Katy 5
Marc P. 5
Stephen Kowski 5
Al Skierkiewicz 4
Barry Bonzack1604 4
Ken Patton 4
Tytus Gerrish 4
Corey Balint 4
CourtneyB 4
Jay Trzaskos 4
Joe_P. 4
Yan Wang 4
David Kelly 3
Alex Pelan 3
Ben Lauer 3
DJ Fluck 3
IMDWalrus 3
Lisa Perez 3
Sakura141 3
Cory 2
DaBruteForceGuy 2
Dillon Compton 2
Ecarlson 2
EnderofDragon 2
Jake177 2
Jdiwnab 2
Jeff_Rice 2
Joe Ross 2
Joshua May 2
Karinka13 2
Nobrakes8 2
Tom Bottiglieri 2
Wayne Doenges 2
EricH 2
Aaron Lussier 1
Bill Gold 1
Coco The Monkey 1
Collin Fultz 1
ElfMaster 1
Eria4044 1
JakeGallagher 1
Katie Reynolds 1
Kayla13 1
Matt Krass 1
MATT_kaplan108 1
NoRemorse 1
Pat McCarthy 1
Sanddrag 1
StephLee 1
Tiffany34990 1
...and the picture:
http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pictures.php?action=single&picid=10717
As always, the deadline is midnight Saturday.
Jay H 237
08-05-2005, 19:43
"Hey, crank up that amp! I'm having trouble listening to the cords over that vacuum!"
http://www.chiefdelphi.com/pics/bin/111197488188.jpg
Tired of hearing his constant complaints about being forced to do field cleanup due to a shortage of volunteers his colluges intended to get a violinst to accompany his complaints but had to settle for the band playing "It's My Party and I'll Cry If I Want To"
Joe Matt
08-05-2005, 20:02
Unfortunatly, the head ref was assigned clean up duity for the Kamen Brothers concert due to the amount of rotten apples, pieces of crunched up paper, and allen renches thrown at them.
nehalita
08-05-2005, 20:08
after the band realized they couldn't hit that *sweet note*, they gave the referee the go ahead to vacuum up the remaining shards of glass
Arefin Bari
08-05-2005, 20:18
Brandon: Andy, you think they will listen to the music at all? After all its lunch time.
Andy Baker: Brandon, I am a legend, they would do anything to listen to my voice.
Announcer: Now we have the band performing for us. ANDY BAKER IS GOING TO SING.
... people starts walking out for lunch.
Jeff Rodriguez
08-05-2005, 21:01
This isn't the Apollo?
(entry)
The ref vacuuming:
"Dang.. this vacuum isn't the only thing on the floor that sucks."
(/entry)
Dean Simmons and the Kamens Rule!
After being kicked out of the band the ref tried to find any way to get back at them.
Lil' Lavery
08-05-2005, 22:47
Dean Kamen and the Simmons are always known for the large crowds they draw to each of their concerts.
Dean Simmons: Hey, so what did that announcer guy mean when he said "at least we know THIS will keep all the teams off the field and drive them out of the arena while we are trying to clean"???
Slash: I dunno. And why are all those dogs barking all of a sudden?
tkwetzel
09-05-2005, 00:24
Dean Simmons: "Man! I just hope that someday we are good enough to play on an actual stage."
Dorienne
09-05-2005, 00:42
Dean Simmons: We are MUCH more important than being back here behind this field! C'mooooon...why are we back here?!
Guy with the vacuum: Because you won't stop complaining!
Dean Simmons: ...Keep vacuumin'.
Bcahn836
09-05-2005, 06:47
Lead Singer- " Umm guys the song is over you can stop now"
Guy on the far right- " But boss the kids aren't clapping"
Ref- "Gee wonder why that might be?"
Guy on the left- " Its for the robots man the robots"
Gary Dillard
09-05-2005, 07:27
Sorry guys; when he said he had an upright and wanted to jam with us, I assumed he meant "bass" not "vacuum".
Travis Hoffman
09-05-2005, 07:36
Ozzy: "Wha' th' bloody 'eck...? Huh???? I'm confused - Shaaaaaaron!! I've seen corpses that were more alive than this place. I thought this crowd was supposed to be filled with wild and crazy teenagers? What happened, mates?"
Slash: "Like, these (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showthread.php?t=37617&highlight=stand+cheer) threads (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showthread.php?t=37757&highlight=stand+cheer) totally explain it, dude."
Ozzy: "Well that's just bloody wonderful! Let's give these tossers the old IRI retirement home act (http://www.deansimmonsandthekamens.com/downloads.php?id=2)."
Group: "ROCK ON - real slow and quiet-like!" *Sings* "We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun, la la la la la la la, la la la la la, la laaaaaaaaaaaaaa...."
Crowd: "Could you all please just shut up? We're trying to sleep here!"
Ref: "That's a 30-point nonresponsiveness penalty on the crowd! No one wins! Here, let me add to your auditory discomfort, you slackers!" *switches on vacuum* NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.....
Rich Wong
09-05-2005, 08:57
When was the last time a Head Referee cleaned and vacuumed the playing field?
Well, FIRST’s new “Whistle While-U-Work” Volunteer Appreciation Pilot apparently is working!
To encourage volunteers to work additional jobs and hours, FIRST offered LIVE music during the setup, lunch breaks, and breakdown periods. Volunteers have the choice of Rock, Pop, Jazz, Reggae, Rap, and R&B. Punk Rock was not offered for obvious reasons.
Alex Cormier
09-05-2005, 13:46
vacuum guy: stupid freaking band why can't they play some real music like, baby one more time?
Wayne Doenges
09-05-2005, 15:57
When the referee couldn't afford a new MP3 player, to listen to while he worked, he got the Kamen Brothers for a song.
Wayne Doenges
Lemmings non Sumus
MissInformation
09-05-2005, 23:03
Tonight on VH-1: Fast Bots and Screamin' Guitars, the rise and fall and recovery of Dean Simmons and the Kamen Brothers. While fellow band member Slash battled donut addiction, Dean Simmons struggled to overcome his irrational fear of Chiaphua motors, and the rest of the band fought viciously over the best word to rhyme with autonomous. Caught between a robot and a hard place, the band had no choice but to clean up their act.
EricS-Team180
11-05-2005, 22:06
...closing time at Club F.I.R.S.T
Alex Pelan
11-05-2005, 22:12
"Uh...we've got a problem. The amp only goes up till 9."
(blatant This is Spinal Tap ripoff)
...when the crowd didn't leave after the competition autonomously some people started getting a little desperate in their schemes to make them leave...
(Taken from Battlefield Band)
So sing us one more chorus,
and one more song,
one more tune,
and then we'll be gone...
It's early in the morning,
we'll be leaving soon I'm sure,
give us one more song and then we'll go....
VGMasterShadow
12-05-2005, 07:40
Where's Waldo? :D
Rich Kressly
14-05-2005, 02:20
I can't claim this is original, but...
"Well folks it's time to call it a night. Do what you feel and keep both feet on the wheel. You don't have to go home but you can't stay here. So till next time... "
Travis Hoffman
14-05-2005, 12:49
I can't claim this is original, but...
"Well folks it's time to call it a night. Do what you feel and keep both feet on the wheel. You don't have to go home but you can't stay here. So till next time... "
"Move 'em on (Head 'em up)
Head 'em up (Move 'em up)
Move 'em on (Head 'em up)
Rawhide
Cut 'em out (Ride 'em in)
Ride 'em in (Cut 'em out)
Cut 'em out (Ride 'em in)
Rawhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide"
I'd pay to see Ozzy Kamen and Slash perform a duet of "Stand By Your Man".
Al Skierkiewicz
14-05-2005, 22:14
Andy to monitor mixer, "I need more vacuum in my monitors!" Ernie to anyone who is listening, "It was a good idea to let the new kid have a solo on the vacuum but I don't think it fits this song." Chris tries to keep time but can't see the vacuum due to the glare from the Lexan and Brandon wonders who the kid in the striped shirt is. Dave is concentrating on the chord change and wondering what pedal to push next as soloist Rich thinks...'can't those guys be quiet, they're screwing up my rhythm. Forward one, back two, spin around, on, off, on, off. I wonder if I could twirl it around by the power cord?'
Billfred
15-05-2005, 17:35
Well, I guess you could say that this week's contest rocked out hard.
(gives everyone a minute to groan)
First place goes to:
Dean Simmons: Hey, so what did that announcer guy mean when he said "at least we know THIS will keep all the teams off the field and drive them out of the arena while we are trying to clean"???
Slash: I dunno. And why are all those dogs barking all of a sudden?
Second place goes to:
The ref vacuuming:
"Dang.. this vacuum isn't the only thing on the floor that sucks."
Honorable mentions go to:
Koko Ed
Ogre
Lil' Lavery
Gary Dillard
Rich Wong
Wayne Doenges
MissInformation
Alex Pelan
Katy
JosephM
Dorienne 007 (name change noted)
And the burn award:
Brandon: Andy, you think they will listen to the music at all? After all its lunch time.
Andy Baker: Brandon, I am a legend, they would do anything to listen to my voice.
Announcer: Now we have the band performing for us. ANDY BAKER IS GOING TO SING.
... people starts walking out for lunch.
Meaning the scores are now:
MissInformation 133
Gary Dillard 130
T. Hoffman 127
Dlavery 113
Jay H 237 78
Dorienne 007 77
Greencactus3 73
Rich Wong 72
Andy Baker 61
DCA Fan 60
Amanda Morrison 55
JVN 54
Bcahn836 48
Koko Ed 47
GateRunner 46
Tkwetzel 46
Michelle 236 45
Elgin Clock 45
Greg Needel 45
Eugenia Gabrielov 45
JosephM 44
EddieMcD 36
"Big Mike" 34
Brandon Martus 30
Matt Attallah 29
Kyle45 28
Jeff Waegelin 27
Richardp 27
VGMasterShadow 27
Arefin Bari 26
DanielBCR 26
Nehalita 23
Shyra1353 21
Squirrelrock 19
Lil' Lavery 18
Mike Ciance 18
Jessica Boucher 17
Rich Kressly 15
Astronouth7303 15
Robo hottie71 14
Wetzel 12
Tom Schindler 12
Alex Cormier 12
Jacqui 11
Steve W 11
Killerofkiller 11
Marc P. 10
Aignam 9
Denman 9
Icurtis 9
Kyle 9
EricS-Team180 8
JamizzleHavok13 8
Vivelation 8
Katy 7
Jack Jones 7
RogerR 7
Meli W. 7
George1083 6
ZACH P. 6
Cyberguy34000 6
TierraDelDiablo 6
Al Skierkiewicz 5
Alex Pelan 5
Andrew Rudolph 5
George56 5
Stephen Kowski 5
Barry Bonzack1604 4
Ken Patton 4
Tytus Gerrish 4
Wayne Doenges 4
Corey Balint 4
CourtneyB 4
Jay Trzaskos 4
Joe_P. 4
Yan Wang 4
David Kelly 3
Ben Lauer 3
DJ Fluck 3
IMDWalrus 3
Lisa Perez 3
Sakura141 3
Cory 2
DaBruteForceGuy 2
Dillon Compton 2
Ecarlson 2
EnderofDragon 2
Jake177 2
Jdiwnab 2
Jeff_Rice 2
Joe Ross 2
Joshua May 2
Karinka13 2
Nobrakes8 2
Ogre 2
Tom Bottiglieri 2
EricH 2
1Derboy 1
Aaron Lussier 1
Bill Gold 1
Coco The Monkey 1
Collin Fultz 1
ElfMaster 1
Eria4044 1
JakeGallagher 1
Katie Reynolds 1
Kayla13 1
Matt Krass 1
MATT_kaplan108 1
NoRemorse 1
Pat McCarthy 1
Sanddrag 1
StephLee 1
Tiffany34990 1
(memo to self: make sure to add the singles in before sorting the table! >_<)
Onward!
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