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Billfred
22-05-2005, 18:01
Here we go again. Here's the scores:
T. Hoffman 137
MissInformation 135
Gary Dillard 132
Dlavery 115
Jay H 237 80
Dorienne 007 78
Greencactus3 74
Rich Wong 74
Andy Baker 63
DCA Fan 62
Amanda Morrison 55
JVN 54
Bcahn836 50
Koko Ed 48
GateRunner 46
JosephM 46
Tkwetzel 46
Michelle 236 45
Elgin Clock 45
Greg Needel 45
Eugenia Gabrielov 45
EddieMcD 36
"Big Mike" 34
Brandon Martus 30
Richardp 29
Matt Attallah 29
VGMasterShadow 28
Arefin Bari 28
DanielBCR 28
Kyle45 28
Jeff Waegelin 27
Nehalita 24
Shyra1353 22
Squirrelrock 19
Lil' Lavery 18
Mike Ciance 18
Jessica Boucher 17
Rich Kressly 16
Astronouth7303 15
Robo hottie71 14
Jacqui 13
EricS-Team180 13
Wetzel 12
Tom Schindler 12
Alex Cormier 12
Steve W 11
Killerofkiller 11
Marc P. 10
Denman 10
Icurtis 10
Aignam 9
Kyle 9
Katy 8
JamizzleHavok13 8
Vivelation 8
Wayne Doenges 7
Jack Jones 7
RogerR 7
Meli W. 7
George1083 6
Alex Pelan 6
ZACH P. 6
Cyberguy34000 6
TierraDelDiablo 6
Al Skierkiewicz 5
Andrew Rudolph 5
Barry Bonzack 5
George56 5
Stephen Kowski 5
Ken Patton 4
Tytus Gerrish 4
Corey Balint 4
CourtneyB 4
Jay Trzaskos 4
Joe_P. 4
Yan Wang 4
David Kelly 3
Ben Lauer 3
DJ Fluck 3
IMDWalrus 3
Karinka13 3
Katie Reynolds 3
Lisa Perez 3
Sakura141 3
Cory 2
DaBruteForceGuy 2
Dillon Compton 2
Ecarlson 2
EnderofDragon 2
Jake177 2
Jdiwnab 2
Jeff_Rice 2
Joe Ross 2
Joshua May 2
Nobrakes8 2
Ogre 2
Tom Bottiglieri 2
EricH 2
Tiffany34990 2
1Derboy 1
Aaron Lussier 1
Bill Gold 1
Coco The Monkey 1
Collin Fultz 1
ElfMaster 1
Eria4044 1
JakeGallagher 1
Kayla13 1
Matt Krass 1
MATT_kaplan108 1
NoRemorse 1
Pat McCarthy 1
Sanddrag 1
StephLee 1
And the picture...
http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pictures.php?action=single&picid=11398
As always, the deadline is midnight Saturday.
Let's hear 'em!
http://www.chiefdelphi.com/pics/bin/111670556419.jpg
Can you believe I went to RIT and got this degree for only four easy payments of $31,000 a year! But wait it gets better. If you sign up today you get your own parking space (appoxiamtely 2 miles from the nearest building), construction built landscaping (with construction machinary still present) and a lifetime supply of snow(in one week). Sign up today!
Billfred I am buying that voodoo doll that Lavery made of you. Expect pain. :p
Arefin Bari
22-05-2005, 18:11
Koko Ed: Ya, what now... I got the degree... you got something to say? what... thats what I thought.
Koko Ed: (to Billfred)... You only had 3 people on the list who wanted to kill you, Dave, Gary and Heidi... now add me on that list too. :rolleyes:
Dorienne
22-05-2005, 18:34
Arefin: ...He graduated?...HOW?!
Bcahn836
22-05-2005, 18:41
Billfred- " Now that you have one of those whats next?"
Koko Ed- " I am going to take over the world MUWAHAHAHA!!"
Joe Matt
22-05-2005, 18:58
Another successful graduate of CGNU. (http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail26.html)
Alex Cormier
22-05-2005, 19:00
see little people i was not lying, i am a professional now.
Travis Hoffman
22-05-2005, 19:06
I'm not really a college graduate; I just play one on CD.
Ian Curtis
22-05-2005, 19:09
Ed: *under his breath* I really don't want to see the burn award for this picture...
shyra1353
22-05-2005, 20:20
Koko Ed: Okay Ill give it back .. let me just take a picture with it first ...
Jay H 237
22-05-2005, 21:07
After Koko Ed graduated on time, many CDers lost the "seven year senior" bet and had to pay up. :p
nehalita
22-05-2005, 21:52
*zoom in*
Robogeeks Institute of Technology
*zoom in more*
Accomplish not much
Ed: So what does it mean if it says "Sample Copy Only - If Found, Please Return To Sears Photo Studios" on the diploma???
Matt Krass
22-05-2005, 22:47
Ed: Take the picture! That angry student yelling "thief!" is coming for me! FASTER!
Rich Wong
22-05-2005, 23:02
"See this!
See this, take a good long look.
There is no more “Yo Koko.”
No more “My man Kokooooo.”
No more “Koko Ed.”
It’s “MISTER KOkO ED” from now on!"
Jessica Boucher
22-05-2005, 23:26
Oh man, I should have totally sprung for the leather cover.
Wayne Doenges
23-05-2005, 02:32
Photo booth vendor: You have to give back the gown and the diploma. I have other people waiting to get there picture taken.
Ed: I really am a college graduate.
Vendor: I don't care, give back the gown and diploma;
Ed takes off running down the street.
Wayne Doenges
Koko Ed: Whoa, now what do I do?!? I never thought that I'd get this far!
Fellow graduate: You should look for a job
Koko Ed: Oh yes! I heard that there was an opening at the local McDonalds....and Dairy Queen...Ah! McDonalds would never accept me! ::Goes to the Dairy Queen to apply for job::
One week later
Koko Ed: Dude, what is this world coming to?!? I can't even get a job at the Dairy Queen!
having taken up acting, ed was chuffed when offered a role as an extra in a film with college graduates
http://www.chiefdelphi.com/pics/bin/111670556419.jpg
Can you believe I went to RIT and got this degree for only four easy payments of $31,000 a year! But wait it gets better. If you sign up today you get your own parking space (appoxiamtely 2 miles from the nearest building), construction built landscaping (with construction machinary still present) and a lifetime supply of snow(in one week). Sign up today!
Billfred I am buying that voodoo doll that Lavery made of you. Expect pain. :p
The rules:
....
-If it's your image I pick, you're not eligible.
....
:p
Ian Curtis
23-05-2005, 16:24
[not an entry]
Although I can't find the exact caption contest I am almost positive Billfred nullified that rule.
[/not an entry]
Billfred
23-05-2005, 17:10
<obviously not an entry>
Technically, I never took it off the books--I simply chose not to enforce it. (If I did, Heidi would be down around 47th place!) I guess I should fix that.
Anyone except Billfred can enter the caption contest, even if it's their picture.
There.
Gary Dillard
23-05-2005, 18:35
Nice Photoshop job Heidi; except for his right hand and head being way out of proportion it really looks like Koko Ed is a real graduate. Of course, noone would ever believe it's real since we've heard what kind of student he is but you might as well send it to him - maybe he'll use it as his "who am I" photo.
Alex Pelan
23-05-2005, 18:45
Dean of RIT: Okay, Koko, you can have your diploma.
...
Dean of RIT: Now, please, just put the gun down.
:D
"What are you going to do now Ed?" "I'm going to Walt Disney World!" :D
Andy Baker
24-05-2005, 00:34
"Koko Ed Goes to College", starring Cuba Gooding, Jr.
Gooding is a strong candidate for his second Academy Award for his portrayal of the fun-loving Koko Ed. Known for his method acting, Gooding had to grow facial hair, learn how to tie-dye and be able to run CAD modeling software to play this demanding role. "Koko Ed was much more difficult to play than my previous role of Radio", Gooding said recently. "It was a challenge to embrace the essence of the real Koko Ed."
AB
Mike Schroeder
24-05-2005, 00:40
*Superbowl Music in background*
John Madden: Koko Ed you just got you Diploma what are you going to do now
Koko Ed: What does it look like i am gonna do, Im standin here till someone takes my picture
(btw have you seen the new TV show Kojak... that picture would look way more funnier if Ed had a lollipop in his mouth..... *whistles to himself while Hedi Comes around*)
tkwetzel
24-05-2005, 02:03
Koko Ed saw the picture of the guys from team 195 playing dress-up during the build season and decided to show everone that he still plays dress-up too!
VGMasterShadow
24-05-2005, 09:40
Koko Ed dressed up as a college graduate at Anime Boston, even though it's impossible for him to be the real deal.
EricS-Team180
24-05-2005, 20:01
...having just received his BS in Juggling, Ed decided to wow the crowd with his craft. He deftly snatched his diploma, and tossed it high with his right hand. What followed was truly spectacular, as he flipped a fresh salmon and an M&M Blizzard after the diploma. Having circled the odd items five times around, he tossed the salmon and Blizzard to the crowd and walked off the stage amid thunderous applause!
This diploma's got me so pumped I'm going to buy you all the first round at the bar...but nobody tell Andy, we all remember what happened last time!
<Not Entry> I figured for my first attempt at this I'd try for some dry witty humor...not sure how it turned out...Also if your not sure wut my caption means, just look back to the image from Caption Contest #45<Not Entry>
Rich Kressly
25-05-2005, 13:12
"Pay up chumps! Not only did I kick your Fantasy FIRST butt, but I also found time to get this piece of paper that says I get to make more than you. Got something to say now? Didn't think so."
Conor Ryan
25-05-2005, 14:03
"Aight, who's gonna pay for this?"
richardp
25-05-2005, 18:18
Koko Ed: " hahaha they will never figure out that it's my high school diploma inside a RIT covering."
Koko Ed: " hahaha they will never figure out that it's my high school diploma inside a RIT covering."
<not an entry> Funny, I thought that if it was from RIT that meant that it WAS a high school diploma :rolleyes: [ducks and runs very very fast, very very far away...] </not an entry>
/signed/ a VaTech Hokie
<not an entry> Funny, I thought that if it was from RIT that meant that it WAS a high school diploma :rolleyes: [ducks and runs very very fast, very very far away...] </not an entry>
/signed/ a VaTech Hokie
http://www.code7r.org/Bintoons/images/StreetGang.jpg
Of course, y' know, this means war....
MissInformation
25-05-2005, 22:45
What no one knows is that I’m actually wearing fishnet stockings under this gown… as soon as they finish taking all of these darn photos I’m going to show Dave and Amanda who really has the best legs in FIRST!!!
Rich Kressly
26-05-2005, 02:23
<not an entry> Funny, I thought that if it was from RIT that meant that it WAS a high school diploma :rolleyes: [ducks and runs very very fast, very very far away...] </not an entry>
/signed/ a VaTech Hokie
Hokie?
How appropriate...
http://www.geocities.com/kentfiks.geo/kokoed.jpg
Koko Ed, the new poster child for FIRST!
miketwalker
27-05-2005, 15:03
Koko Ed: "I like to think that the glass is half full... oh wait a minute... there's no glass in my hand... why do I have my hand out like this? It probably looks cool too... I'm gonna be a trendsetter... but maybe I should try to pose like.." *Photo snap*
I still can't believe I made it...
Wetzel
Billfred
29-05-2005, 20:04
Man, what a week. A new rule, heated rivalries, and yours truly got a job. (If you're in Columbia, odds are you can find me at the Sonic on Harbison.)
With that said, first place goes to...
"Pay up chumps! Not only did I kick your Fantasy FIRST butt, but I also found time to get this piece of paper that says I get to make more than you. Got something to say now? Didn't think so."
Second place goes to...
Nice Photoshop job Heidi; except for his right hand and head being way out of proportion it really looks like Koko Ed is a real graduate. Of course, noone would ever believe it's real since we've heard what kind of student he is but you might as well send it to him - maybe he'll use it as his "who am I" photo.
Honorable mentions go to...
Koko Ed (What voodoo doll? Lavery would need my hair for that, which he doesn't.)
JosephM
Jacqui
Alex Pelan
Andy Baker
miketwalker
iCurtis
Alex Cormier
T. Hoffman
shyra1353
nehalita
Arefin Bari
kayla13
dlavery
EricS-Team180
Bryan D
MissInformation
KathieK
And the burn award...
After Koko Ed graduated on time, many CDers lost the "seven year senior" bet and had to pay up. :p
So here's the scores:
T. Hoffman 139
Gary Dillard 137
MissInformation 137
Dlavery 117
Jay H 237 83
Dorienne 007 79
Rich Wong 75
Greencactus3 74
Andy Baker 65
DCA Fan 63
Amanda Morrison 55
JVN 54
Bcahn836 51
Koko Ed 50
JosephM 48
Tkwetzel 47
GateRunner 46
Michelle 236 45
Elgin Clock 45
Greg Needel 45
Eugenia Gabrielov 45
EddieMcD 36
"Big Mike" 35
Brandon Martus 30
Richardp 30
Arefin Bari 30
Matt Attallah 29
VGMasterShadow 29
DanielBCR 28
Kyle45 28
Jeff Waegelin 27
Rich Kressly 26
Nehalita 26
Shyra1353 24
Squirrelrock 19
Lil' Lavery 18
Mike Ciance 18
Jessica Boucher 18
Jacqui 15
EricS-Team180 15
Astronouth7303 15
Robo hottie71 14
Alex Cormier 14
Wetzel 13
Icurtis 12
Tom Schindler 12
Steve W 11
Killerofkiller 11
Denman 11
Marc P. 10
Aignam 9
Kyle 9
Wayne Doenges 8
Alex Pelan 8
Katy 8
JamizzleHavok13 8
Vivelation 8
Jack Jones 7
RogerR 7
Meli W. 7
George1083 6
ZACH P. 6
Cyberguy34000 6
TierraDelDiablo 6
Al Skierkiewicz 5
Andrew Rudolph 5
Barry Bonzack 5
George56 5
Stephen Kowski 5
Ken Patton 4
Tytus Gerrish 4
Corey Balint 4
CourtneyB 4
Jay Trzaskos 4
Joe_P. 4
Yan Wang 4
David Kelly 3
Ben Lauer 3
DJ Fluck 3
IMDWalrus 3
Karinka13 3
Katie Reynolds 3
Kayla13 3
Lisa Perez 3
Sakura141 3
Bryan D 2
Cory 2
DaBruteForceGuy 2
Dillon Compton 2
Ecarlson 2
EnderofDragon 2
Jake177 2
Jdiwnab 2
Jeff_Rice 2
Joe Ross 2
Joshua May 2
KathieK 2
Miketwalker 2
Nobrakes8 2
Ogre 2
Tom Bottiglieri 2
EricH 2
Matt Krass 2
Tiffany34990 2
1Derboy 1
Aaron Lussier 1
Bill Gold 1
Cdr1122334455 1
Coco The Monkey 1
Collin Fultz 1
ElfMaster 1
Eria4044 1
JakeGallagher 1
MATT_kaplan108 1
NoRemorse 1
Pat McCarthy 1
Sanddrag 1
StephLee 1
Onward!
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