CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #47

[Billfred]

Well, it's time for the Chief Delphith 47th contest. Here's the scores:

T. Hoffman 139
Gary Dillard 137
MissInformation 137
Dlavery 117
Jay H 237 83
Dorienne 007 79
Rich Wong 75
Greencactus3 74
Andy Baker 65
DCA Fan 63
Amanda Morrison 55
JVN 54
Bcahn836 51
Koko Ed 50
JosephM 48
Tkwetzel 47
GateRunner 46
Michelle 236 45
Elgin Clock 45
Greg Needel 45
Eugenia Gabrielov 45
EddieMcD 36
"Big Mike" 35
Brandon Martus 30
Richardp 30
Arefin Bari 30
Matt Attallah 29
VGMasterShadow 29
DanielBCR 28
Kyle45 28
Jeff Waegelin 27
Rich Kressly 26
Nehalita 26
Shyra1353 24
Squirrelrock 19
Lil' Lavery 18
Mike Ciance 18
Jessica Boucher 18
Jacqui 15
EricS-Team180 15
Astronouth7303 15
Robo hottie71 14
Alex Cormier 14
Wetzel 13
Icurtis 12
Tom Schindler 12
Steve W 11
Killerofkiller 11
Denman 11
Marc P. 10
Aignam 9
Kyle 9
Wayne Doenges 8
Alex Pelan 8
Katy 8
JamizzleHavok13 8
Vivelation 8
Jack Jones 7
RogerR 7
Meli W. 7
George1083 6
ZACH P. 6
Cyberguy34000 6
TierraDelDiablo 6
Al Skierkiewicz 5
Andrew Rudolph 5
Barry Bonzack 5
George56 5
Stephen Kowski 5
Ken Patton 4
Tytus Gerrish 4
Corey Balint 4
CourtneyB 4
Jay Trzaskos 4
Joe_P. 4
Yan Wang 4
David Kelly 3
Ben Lauer 3
DJ Fluck 3
IMDWalrus 3
Karinka13 3
Katie Reynolds 3
Kayla13 3
Lisa Perez 3
Sakura141 3
Bryan D 2
Cory 2
DaBruteForceGuy 2
Dillon Compton 2
Ecarlson 2
EnderofDragon 2
Jake177 2
Jdiwnab 2
Jeff_Rice 2
Joe Ross 2
Joshua May 2
KathieK 2
Miketwalker 2
Nobrakes8 2
Ogre 2
Tom Bottiglieri 2
EricH 2
Matt Krass 2
Tiffany34990 2
1Derboy 1
Aaron Lussier 1
Bill Gold 1
Cdr1122334455 1
Coco The Monkey 1
Collin Fultz 1
ElfMaster 1
Eria4044 1
JakeGallagher 1
MATT_kaplan108 1
NoRemorse 1
Pat McCarthy 1
Sanddrag 1
StephLee 1


And the picture...

http://www.invisiblerobot.com/robotics/robot_c54e/index/p4221042.html

(Selected mainly because it's been months since I've gotten some good material of him.)

As always the deadline is Saturday at midnight.

Let's hear 'em!!

[Jeff Rodriguez]

"Should we put this in the kit next year?"

[Bcahn836]

Be verwy verwy quiet i'm hunting robots.

[shyra1353]

I can build robots .. I'm a professor at MIT .. But can someone PLEASE explain to me how to work this darn camera?

[Koko Ed]

http://www.invisiblerobot.com/robotics/robot_c54e/p4221042.jpg
I asked for Cindy Crawford. But do I get Cindy Crawford? Nooooooooooo.....Sassafrashassin rassasfrassin *grump* *grump* *grump*

[Marc P.]

"Just a little to the left, little more, YES! YES! NO! YES! Work with me beautiful! YES! Little to the right. I love it! Now make me hate it! YES!"

[Pat McCarthy]

[African Safari Guide Voice]
"Now, one must be extremely quiet in order to get close enough to these baby robots to get a magnificent photograph."
[/African Safari Guide Voice]

Baby robots = VEX Bots!

[Joe Matt]

Despite all of his training on Pokemon Snap (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pokemon_Snap), Woodie could never capture the illusive team 151 and their robot Mew....

[Alex Pelan]

Woodie set out to get his new Who Am I picture with Dean, but couldn't seem to find him, so he settled for the cliche "I'm taking a picture of you taking a picture of me."

[richardp]

"Heidi!, OK I got the camera now how I make funny Dave pictures? I need to get him back after that "bling bling (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pictures.php?s=&action=single&picid=9180&direction=DESC&sort=date&perrow=4&trows=3&quiet=Verbose)" button!"

[JVN]

Woodie: "Now what Bob doesn't know is we've replaced his 120lb FRC robot with a 5lb VEX machine. Let's see if he notices."

("Cool Guy" in the foreground is Bob, some of you may recognize him.)

[Jay H 237]

Why is it everytime I'm ready to take a picture somebody has to stand up in front of me?!

[Jacqui]

Woodie: I knew that they would catch me on my little mini clown Mobile....I knew it...I could have used a 3 wheeler...but nooooooooooooo I had to go to the less energy use on me...now I'll never get into the Clown rodeo..

[Matt Attallah]

"Offspring - Give it to me baby"

:D

[Amanda Morrison]

"This will be a great addition to my Wall of Bob collectibles! Squeal - maybe he will sign my Vex bracelet! (*heart aflutter*) The girls at Mimlitch Camp this summer will LOVE this!"

Dr. Woodie Flowers, proud secretary of the Bob Mimlitch Fans 4 Life Club
;)

[Arefin Bari]

Woodies 7th attempt to get a picture of Heidi (to submit for the contest)...

Heidi dancing to the song "I like to move it, move it (Madagascar)"

Woodie: darn, she is moving around wayy too much. I cant even get the right angle.

The guy behind Woodie: Sir Woodie, you are the 3rd person whose trying to take a picture of Heidi. The other two weren't able to snap a single picture.

Woodie: I WANT MY KK. I PROMISED DAVE THAT I WOULD SUBMIT HEIDI'S PIC FOR THE CONTEST TO GET THOSE KKs!!!! :D

[JackN]

Woodie: "So I can't detect vision tetras with this camera."

[Mike Schroeder]

Wait a second, it slices, it dices AND IT MAKES JULIAN FRIES!!!!!!, holy cow i gotta get a picture of this, Dean and Dave will be so jealous

[Wayne Doenges]

I hope no one notices that I left the lens cap on....again

______

He's not seriously thinking of changing one of MY programs?

[Bcahn836]

(Steve Irwin voice)

Woodie- "Will ya have a look at that!" "Here we have a few juvenile robots, these little ons will some day grow up to be full size FRC robots. They may look cute and cuddle now but they are very dangerous, and you must always keep and eye on. . . Crikie!! Nurse Doctor someone help!!!"

[IMDWalrus]

"Will I get better pictures if I push the button with my tongue? It's definitely worth a shot..."

[Travis Hoffman]

Bored with the "hippie chic" look he's sported for 40+ years, Woodie Flowers scours the FIRST community for the latest and greatest in high-IQ style and fashion. Having already captured examples of the denim daddio, the seizure-inducing shirt and too-short shorts wearin' NASA geek, the bizarre phenomenon that is Midwestern mullet mania, and the plaid stylings of the Canadian kilt-clad crappy crooner, Woodie now focuses his attention, and his camera, on the meat and potatoes look of the All-American enginerd. I hear it's all the rage in Warren, OH.

[EricS-Team180]

Woody waited patiently with members of the local F.I.R.S.T tribe. According to their legend, if the VEX emerged and saw its shadow, there would be 6 more weeks of Off-Season. If not, then Build Season was right around the corner!

[Gary Dillard]

What's wrong with this camera? Every time the green VEXbot goes by it tries to follow it.

[Jessica Boucher]

In this picture, Woodie is thinking back to evenings at the Flowers home, somewhere around Cambridge, MA:

Woodie: "And this is a robot ::click::, and this is a robot ::click::, and this is a robot ::click::, and this is me with Dean, he's a goofy guy but he looked better with the beard ::click::, and this is a robot ::click::, and this is a kid in a funny tick costume! ::click::, and this is a robot ::click::, and this is a robot ::click::..."
Mrs Woodie: "Dear, you need to take better pictures or we're going to lose all our friends out of boredom."

[DCA Fan]

Pose for me baby, POSE!

[Alex Cormier]

"aww man i grabed the camera instead of my hot dog again!"

[MissInformation]

No one could believe it when the rumors started circulating that Woodie had been caught flashing people at the VEX Championship in Atlanta...

[Rich Wong]

Click,

(Helloooooo baby )

click,

(Smile for me, smile for me baby VEX! )

Click,

(Welcome to the FIRST Family! )

Click,

(Wait until you meet you old brothers FRC and FLL. )

Click,

(I feel like a new father! )

Click,

(Strange, I have this urge to say “goo goo ga ga “)

Click, click

[Billfred]

Well, I know it's later than I usually do things, but I'm invoking the Billfred Is Working Way Too Much Rule and moving on.

First place goes to:

Woodie: "So I can't detect vision tetras with this camera."

Second place goes to:

No one could believe it when the rumors started circulating that Woodie had been caught flashing people at the VEX Championship in Atlanta...

Honorable mentions go to:
Jessica Boucher
richardp
Arefin Bari
Marc P.
T. Hoffman
EricS-Team180
Gary Dillard
Koko Ed
JosephM
Alex Pelan
Amanda Morrison
"Big Mike"
Rich Wong

And the burn award goes to:

I can build robots .. I'm a professor at MIT .. But can someone PLEASE explain to me how to work this darn camera?

So here's the scores...

Name Total
MissInformation 142
T. Hoffman 141
Gary Dillard 139
Dlavery 117
Jay H 237 84
Dorienne 007 79
Rich Wong 77
Greencactus3 74
Andy Baker 65
DCA Fan 64
Amanda Morrison 57
JVN 54
Koko Ed 52
Bcahn836 52
JosephM 50
Tkwetzel 47
GateRunner 46
Michelle 236 45
Elgin Clock 45
Greg Needel 45
Eugenia Gabrielov 45
"Big Mike" 37
EddieMcD 36
Richardp 32
Arefin Bari 32
Brandon Martus 30
Matt Attallah 30
VGMasterShadow 29
DanielBCR 28
Kyle45 28
Jeff Waegelin 27
Shyra1353 27
Rich Kressly 26
Nehalita 26
Jessica Boucher 20
Squirrelrock 19
Lil' Lavery 18
Mike Ciance 18
EricS-Team180 17
Jacqui 16
Alex Cormier 15
Astronouth7303 15
Robo hottie71 14
Wetzel 13
Marc P. 12
Icurtis 12
Tom Schindler 12
1Derboy 11
Steve W 11
Killerofkiller 11
Denman 11
Alex Pelan 10
Wayne Doenges 9
Aignam 9
Kyle 9
Katy 8
JamizzleHavok13 8
Vivelation 8
Jack Jones 7
RogerR 7
Meli W. 7
George1083 6
ZACH P. 6
Cyberguy34000 6
TierraDelDiablo 6
Al Skierkiewicz 5
Andrew Rudolph 5
Barry Bonzack 5
George56 5
Stephen Kowski 5
Ken Patton 4
Tytus Gerrish 4
Corey Balint 4
CourtneyB 4
IMDWalrus 4
Jay Trzaskos 4
Joe_P. 4
Yan Wang 4
David Kelly 3
Ben Lauer 3
DJ Fluck 3
Karinka13 3
Katie Reynolds 3
Kayla13 3
Lisa Perez 3
Ogre 3
Sakura141 3
Bryan D 2
Cory 2
DaBruteForceGuy 2
Dillon Compton 2
Ecarlson 2
EnderofDragon 2
Jake177 2
Jdiwnab 2
Jeff_Rice 2
Joe Ross 2
Joshua May 2
KathieK 2
Miketwalker 2
Nobrakes8 2
Tom Bottiglieri 2
EricH 2
Matt Krass 2
Pat McCarthy 2
Tiffany34990 2
Aaron Lussier 1
Bill Gold 1
Cdr1122334455 1
Coco The Monkey 1
Collin Fultz 1
ElfMaster 1
Eria4044 1
JakeGallagher 1
MATT_kaplan108 1
NoRemorse 1
Sanddrag 1
StephLee 1


Onward!