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Chath Maral
23-01-2009, 08:15
Ah yes, but you can choke on it.
http://www.smouch.net/lol/
you just lost the game...

ReapersRule
26-01-2009, 14:17
Wrong because there are no winners or losers here.

FIRST is the best

GarrettF2395
26-01-2009, 16:42
FIRST is not the BEST because BEST is an entirely seperate robotics comptition bassed out of texas.
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FIRST robots don't build themselves!

Joe Schornak
26-01-2009, 20:30
One could construct a FIRST-legal bot that would build other FIRST-legal bots as a secondary function.

All materials currently used in manufacturing on earth have either been grown or mined, or have fallen from space.

5n1p3r
26-01-2009, 21:34
You simply think perception is a state or position of believing you know something when you don't actually know it, what you see, hear, taste or touch could never be perceived without some senses being transmitted to your head by waves, nerve endings, or light, what you ask may not even exist, this may all be a dream...or what i perceive to be a dream, and not actuality but some sort of dimension that does not exist. You are confusing what you think you know with what you claims others don't, therefore even you have fallen into the pit of fail in your "You Are Wrong Game" but it is ok because i don't even know what i just said, but it makes sense, at least i think it does, lol, but thats beside the point. A question with no root or source has no answer, so how are you sure dogs or the sun or anything actually exists......we dont

ROFL LAWL, im not really serious here but it is something to think about ;)

ReapersRule
27-01-2009, 14:20
Wrong because you make no sense.

I am listening to my iPod while I type this.

FatBabyJezus
27-01-2009, 19:43
Wrong, its a Zune unless you can send me a pic =D
send it to jkasfdjasklfjaksfjsaklfjaskfj;lkfjfkjalfjskfljslkf djaskfskjfakslfjsakdfjasklfjsalkfjaslkfjslkfjsalfk jsflkdjflkajsflkjsdflkasjfkljsflkasjdfsalkfdjslkfj laskdfjslkfjskafdkasdfjlskfjlaskjfalksdfjslfkjskld fjaklsfdjslfkjsdflkjewfijalvnjienfvlinelfiajnlnvla fj@yopmail.com
=D

I am typing this on a piece of electrical equipment. (laptop)

Joe Schornak
27-01-2009, 21:13
Actually, you are listening to the vibrations produced by the speakers in your earbuds, but you associate the sound with our iPod, just as if when you got rear-ended by someone you say "He hit me" rather than "His car hit my car".

Judging by the earth's orbit around the sun and calendar conventions set by the Romans, Aztecs, and other ancient civilizations, the year is 2009.

GarrettF2395
28-01-2009, 00:45
Incorrect, the year is 2009 AD.
The Aztec's did not actually recognize the distinction between the BC and AD period.
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The Aztecs believed that during the year 2012 (or their equivalent year) the world would end.
(I know this because we had a really funny discussion about the end of the world during a team meeting...)

Joe Schornak
28-01-2009, 22:43
Not entirely. The Aztecs just viewed the year 2012 as a time of transition and change. Maybe that was when they planned to restart the calendar, or maybe they thought that their society wouldn't last that long anyway. Personally, I will be thoroughly entertained when, in 2013, some guy has to re-purchase all of his posessions because he sold them all in preparation for THE END.

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Toast is just dry, burned bread.

ReapersRule
30-01-2009, 14:19
Wrong because it's not always dry and burned.


The best color green fence has been discontinued. :(

cookiemonster
30-01-2009, 17:14
Wrong. they are probably still sold somewhere.......

I am very hungry.

BlueMyrian
02-02-2009, 14:53
Wrong, you could be dehydrated and your body manifests this thirst as hunger.

I am female

ezpkns
02-02-2009, 15:21
Do you look like this
See here (http://www.greyreef.co.uk/Alcyone/PlugFemale.jpg)
Thats what I thought

I have logged on to Chief Delphi today

2560DawgDM
02-02-2009, 16:23
no, you have logged onto chiefdelphi. no space.

you need a 330 ohm resistor for a diode to work

tseres
02-02-2009, 19:11
no, you have logged onto chiefdelphi. no space.

you need a 330 ohm resistor for a diode to work

no you also need a power source

To this point in time dale earnhardt jr has exactly 18 wins in the nascar sprint cup series

FatBabyJezus
04-02-2009, 22:34
wrong just cuz i dunno who that is.

13413412424124324580582908105980 + 54912947129078410283741289374 =
6837823475093479587294785938475943758
i kno sum1's gonna google that....

SL8
05-02-2009, 14:48
you are wrong because i can add the first digit of each of the number added.
it doesn't add up.

it is possible for lines that never intersect to not be parallel

ezpkns
05-02-2009, 14:56
Wrong!
I can change your lines


Leprechauns are evil
(prove me wrong i dare you)

FatBabyJezus
05-02-2009, 18:43
WRONG!
3times they have given me gold
of which idonated to FIRSST of course....=P

I will be proven wrong.

GarrettF2395
06-02-2009, 06:40
You are both wrong!
Being part Irish (and part everything else for that matter) makes me an expert on this :P

Leprechauns are very mischievous little creatures that love gold.
They don't like having to give it away most of the time.
Yes its true, some of them are greedy nasty little things and can be somewhat evil.
But then there are others like my friend lucky, who has left the gold industry and gone into shoe making! He is a rather pleasant fellow... on a good day, that is... ;)

Its amazing how random conversations can get during build season...
That's where most of this came from....

ANYWAYS!

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Somewhere, over the rainbow skies are blue.

Zipding
06-02-2009, 11:47
WRONG!!! If you are blind, the sky is NOT BLUE!!! It is BLACK!



Superman is invincible to all but kryptonite and magic
(Good luck!)

ezpkns
06-02-2009, 12:12
Wrong! Kryptonite just has to be around then he can be defeated by a knife or just a gun or something.


My mother is directly related to me.

(don't even try the adoption thing...i have evidence)

FatBabyJezus
06-02-2009, 18:49
wrong! you were adopted. no evidence was shown.

ofjklasjfeoajfalsfjsasfjafjaklfjaksdjflafjeijrpjf is not a word in the dictionary.

Xoid
06-02-2009, 19:21
wrong. your 2nd father doesnt count =D

I AM UBER ...
at least on cod4.

Zipding
09-02-2009, 11:52
WRONG! To be uber, you must be uber in everything!! Mua ha ha ha ha




Dragons are scary

ezpkns
09-02-2009, 15:33
Show me a scary dragon and i'll show you a body guard



there is a human being to my right

Zipding
10-02-2009, 11:56
Wait two minutes, they will not be there




I'm on Team 1565, Think Tank Tech

ezpkns
10-02-2009, 12:05
no you are on team Think Tank Tech but you were the 1565th team to register.


S.O.S. stands for shoot our sergeant.

Taylor
10-02-2009, 12:10
SOS stands for absolutely nothing. It was merely chosen for its simplicity in morse code (three dots, three dashes, three dots).

The person who posted immediately before me in this thread has the CD handle of ezpkns.

ReapersRule
10-02-2009, 14:19
Wrong because that makes no sense.

I love robotics.

AndyB
10-02-2009, 14:29
Wrong. There is no word to describe your affection for robotics.

if a = b and b = c then a = c

(That's right, I played the transitive property card. It's how I role.)

FatBabyJezus
10-02-2009, 19:14
wrong. the term is roll, not role.

if w=x and x=z, then w=z.

AndyB
11-02-2009, 01:36
No. w=x, x=z, and then w=z. x is always z. w is equal to x before x is equal to z. (think of it in terms of computer logic)

if w=x and z=x then w=z

Zipding
11-02-2009, 14:55
WRONG!!
w=x
z=x
z+w=x+x
thus,
w=z+x

I like pie, pie is good, YAY PIE

FatBabyJezus
11-02-2009, 19:06
no you dont, what u like is not pie, just a lot of filling in the middle of a giant hard thing made of flour, called a crust. That is not PIE! I IS PIE!!!! PIE!??!! THIS IS SPARTA!!!!

I live in Sparta.

Zipding
12-02-2009, 12:06
WRONG! You live in USA!



I just posted the 1291st reply and the 1292nd post in this thread

ReapersRule
12-02-2009, 14:26
Wrong because someone somewhere in the thread forsot to put something to be proved wrong.

I have 2 cats.

Xoid
12-02-2009, 19:32
wrong, one is a genetically mutated dog =D lol

Someone will reply to this post proving me wrong.

Zipding
13-02-2009, 11:37
WRONG! I am proving you right! NOT WRONG




I'm a noob

ezpkns
13-02-2009, 11:51
wrong. you are not a noob. While you display many of the qualities of a noob, I made you add that to your signature therefore you cannot be anoob because the truly noobish thing would be to addit yourself. Also the definition of a noob "History
The word newbie is a variant of 'new boy' and comes from British public school and military slang[citation needed]. In the 1960s the term "newbie" also had a limited usage among U.S. troops in the Vietnam War as a slang term for a new man in a unit.[1] Its earliest known usage on the Internet may have been on the USENET newsgroup talk.bizarre.[2] In any case, the term is believed to have entered online usage by 1981.[3]


Variants
Coming from an oral tradition, the term has variant spellings, including "newbee" (eg Los Angeles Times of August 1985: "It had to do with newbees. I could be wrong on the spelling, but newbees are the rookies among the Blue Angels...").

In internet usage the full spelling of "newbie" has not been used so widely - often it has been shorten into other forms. A common variant is "n00b", and is used as a pejorative for a user who fails to learn from experience.[citation needed] Other spellings include "newb", "nub", "nooblet", "n00blet", or any version of these written in Leet.


See also
FNG, another term for someone new to a unit used in the Vietnam War.
Newbie is the surname of a fictional family in The Sims computer game series.

References
^ Entry for newbie in John Robert Elting, Ernest L. Deal, and Dan Cragg, A Dictionary of Soldier Talk (New York: Scribner, 1984), 209. ISBN 0684178621
^ http://catb.org/jargon/html/N/newbie.html
^ Post to comp.sys.mac in 1988 "
there fore even if you completely fulfilled everybody's requirements too be a noob (physically impossible) you would actually be a "newbie"



Today I have visited on a computer http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showthread.php?t=39133&page=87

phencer42
14-02-2009, 10:22
Nope, that was yesterday.

The date of this post is Valentine's Day.

Taylor
14-02-2009, 11:38
Incorrect, the date of that post is 02/14/2009. Valentine's Day is simply a holiday affixed to that date.


The blackboard in my classroom isn't really black.

bookworm2011
14-02-2009, 13:04
unless you're colorblind... then it would appear black

The Earth is an oblique spheroid.:D

Torbotics
14-02-2009, 13:50
Actually The Earth is a irregular polygon because of the changes in topography


Pi = the number of times the radius fits around its circle

cloud_254
14-02-2009, 14:13
your wrong Pi is just a symble in the greek alphabet

shipping day is in 3 days

Xoid
14-02-2009, 14:36
nope, its in 4. i think.

There is no I in TEAMWORK.

Taylor
16-02-2009, 12:08
There is if you spell it T E A IVI W O R K
then there's two Is


The retina is at the back of the eye.

Kimmeh
16-02-2009, 22:33
No, it rests on the bridge of your nose.

You have two hands.

Torbotics
17-02-2009, 00:16
Wrong I have none. I only have arms.



Someone will answer this question.

EricH
17-02-2009, 00:31
Someone will answer this question.
Not if there isn't a question!

I am where I am.

ReapersRule
17-02-2009, 18:42
Wrong because in an alternate universe you are not where you are.


My team's robot was shipped today.

RyanB
17-02-2009, 22:34
Shipped implies that there is some sort of "ship" around and i dont think your robot was on a ship when it left your shop.

I am in bed right now

Joe Schornak
20-02-2009, 01:12
No, you are on a matress covered by a variety of blankets.

The academic definition of a comic is: juxtaposed pictorial and other images in deliberate sequence.

ReapersRule
22-02-2009, 21:17
No the definition is
–adjective
1. of, pertaining to, or characterized by comedy: comic opera.
2. of or pertaining to a person who acts in or writes comedy: a comic actor; a comic dramatist.
3. of, pertaining to, or characteristic of comedy: comic situations; a comic sense.
4. provoking laughter; humorous; funny; laughable.
–noun
5. a comedian.
6. comic book.
7. comics, comic strips.
8. the comic, the element or quality of comedy in literature, art, drama, etc.: An appreciation of the comic came naturally to her.


I am using a computer to post this on the website http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showthread.php?t=39133&page=88&highlight=banned

Zyik
22-02-2009, 21:24
No, your senses are telling you that you are, but in actuallity you're in a tube being used as a battery.

I exist.

ReapersRule
23-02-2009, 13:57
Wrong because you do not exist, there is simply the illusion of existing.

Ship day was February 17, 2009.

Taylor
23-02-2009, 14:18
Not inclusive. Ship date was also Feb. 19, 2008, etc.

The moon is not made of cheese.

2560DawgDM
24-02-2009, 14:15
wrong, cheese and rock are both composed of matter, therefore they are the same thing.

I am wering a bulldog costume to competition as my schools mascot...prove me wrong :ahh:

ReapersRule
24-02-2009, 14:18
No, bulldogs don't walk on their back legs... or breakdance.

Woodie Flowers went to the Boston Regional in 2008.

Finleym
26-02-2009, 22:00
Denied, Woodie Flowers went to the location the Boston Regional was being held at in 2008. The 2008 Boston Regional was an event, and events are periods of time. You cannot go 'to' a period of time, you can only pass through it. Therefore Woodie Flowers passed through the 2008 Boston Regional (as well as everything else in his life) and onward to where he is passing through now.

Humans are based primarily upon an assembly of subatomic particles known to humans as Carbon.

Finleym
03-04-2009, 13:56
Umm, no has replied in over a month so I think I should probably change my statement...

Atoms are the most basic form of matter and cannot be separated into more basic entities.

ReapersRule
03-04-2009, 14:02
Wrong because the thread must continue.

FIRST stands for "For Inspiration and Recognition of Science and Technology"

Usernamehere
05-04-2009, 18:23
no. it stands for Forum for Incident Response
and Security Teams.

all robots that percieve themselves as humans are mistaken and vice versa

Zholl
05-04-2009, 18:27
no, because I am a cyborg and therefore am a human that perceives itself as a robot and vice versa.

A DSLR camera focuses light through a lens and onto a digital sensor which converts the light into pixels and then into data which is stored on a digital media card of some sort.

Finleym
06-04-2009, 14:08
Nope, it translates it into a series of electrical charges (and lack thereof) that a computer or other device reads as data for pixels. (Additionally, it does not need to be a digital media card. One could charge separate pieces of one foot by one foot aluminum and use them as a storage material. It would not be logical, efficient, or make any sense, but it could be done.)

If you cool Helium as much as currently possible, it becomes a fluid.

LWakefield
06-04-2009, 17:10
No. It will become solid.

It's over 9000

FTC G-FORCE
07-04-2009, 13:17
Not when it is the weight of a diamond.



A band is a group of people singing and playing musical instruments.

Zholl
07-04-2009, 13:53
Not when the band is made of rubber.

In polar geometry, coordinates are written in the form (r,theta)

ReapersRule
08-04-2009, 14:19
Wrong because I don't know polar geometry.


Woodie Flowers and Dean Kamen created FIRST Robotics

FTC G-FORCE
09-04-2009, 08:44
:D :D WORNG Woodie and Dean Created FIRST (there is not a FIRST Robotics):D :D

Beef is made from cows

Karibou
09-04-2009, 12:13
Not if the term "beef" is used to describe someone falling on their arse.

I currently have a B+ in biology

Finleym
09-04-2009, 13:53
You currently have a percentage of points in biology that is in the range of 86%-89%, which the teacher translates into the symbol of "B+" to represent that percentage.

There are four states of matter.

Thing2_1723
12-04-2009, 19:26
gas, liquid, solid, plasma, superfluid.
is that not 5?

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my best friend is the biggest SPAZ that has has ever been on a FIRST team.

Finleym
13-04-2009, 14:16
gas, liquid, solid, plasma, superfluid.
is that not 5?

Very good, not a lot of people know about superfluids.

Actually, I highly doubt that your friend is the contraction of a set of muscles resulting from a nerve's signal.

I am a seperate entity of my own.

flippy147852
14-04-2009, 13:28
thats what everyone thinks of themselves (however, we are all the same entity in some way or shape)

I am in health class at 1:30 EST and am on CD

Taylor
16-04-2009, 14:08
Most likely it was 13:30 not 1:30



As I type this, I am wearing a red shirt.

sgreco
16-04-2009, 19:17
Your shirt is not red, its pigments simlpy reflects red and absorbs all other colors. Therefore, in a sense your shirt is every color but red.

1 = 1

EricH
16-04-2009, 19:46
Nope, 1 == 1. It's not a good idea to have a variable assigned its own name, now is it?

I am myself.

Finleym
20-04-2009, 14:06
you are a figment of my reality that is taking the form of yourself at this time. In about an hour you may take the shape of my dog or the driver of a random car.

There is more than one way for one to die instantly.

Zipding
16-07-2009, 10:10
WRONG!!!!!! you can only die once


I am logged on right now typing this

drumfreak
18-07-2009, 13:01
Actually, to me you were logged on a couple of days ago writing that.

Australia is surrounded by water on all sides.

delsaner
19-07-2009, 22:42
False, counterexample:
Technically, only an infinitely smalle edge is surrounded by water, so most of it is surrounded by land. Being that the part of the land that is surrounded by water is incredibly small compared to the land that is surrounded by land, it is infinitely small and is therefore ingorable. Thus, Australia is not surrounded by water.
:D

1+1=2

NalaTI
20-07-2009, 09:14
1+1=2


If you pour 1 cup of water into 1 cup of dirt, you will definitely end up with less than two cups of mud... (or for that matter, 1 man + 1 woman = 1 couple).

Dean Kamen has more than 400 patents.

Wayne Doenges
07-08-2009, 06:04
No, he has 106 patents. I looked it up.

Water is composed of 2 hydrogen atoms and 1 oxygen atom.

Ryan Simpson
11-08-2009, 13:04
False, 97% of the earth's water is saltwater, so most water is not just 2 hydrogen atoms and 1 oxygen atom.

.9 repeating = 1

NalaTI
11-08-2009, 19:16
.9 repeating = 1

Wrong
.9 repeating = .9 repeating
.9 repeating is equivalent to 1, but it is not 1, it is = (1 - infinity)

The 2009 FRC game was called "Lunacy"

Finleym
29-09-2009, 10:48
Nope, the game was known as "Lunacy" in english. In spanish, german, japanese, or esperanto, it would be known as that languages equivalent term (e.g. loco).

Humans breath oxygen.

delsaner
29-09-2009, 12:24
False, humans also breathe nitrogen, carbon dioxide, hydrogen, argon, neon, helium, krypton, and xenon.

Today is September 29, 2009

Samheartsrobots
29-09-2009, 15:22
False, in some parts of this world it is already becoming the last day of september due to the Earth's position in relation to the Sun.

I have 10 fingers and 10 toes.

Katie_UPS
29-09-2009, 23:02
Incorrect. You actually lost them during an epic lightsaber dual, but you haven't checked in a while.

Darkness is the absense of light.

NalaTI
30-09-2009, 04:56
Darkness is the absense of light.

Wrong... it may be the absence (note spelling) of light, but according to the Hutchison encyclopedia online article "absense" means existence. - thus darkness is not the existence of light... (thank you for the spelling error!)


The answer to life, the universe, and everything (according to the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy) is 42.

Finleym
30-09-2009, 10:31
Incorrect, the answer to life, the universe, and everything was undefined when it was found in The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy because there was no question to define it. Additionally, the answer was incorrect from the very beginning because after the moment that all the data was collected to use, countless things had already changed and thousands, if not millions of things had already happened. Once the answer was known, things would have changed even more, further invalidating said answer.

a man, when speaking in Japanese, does not use the words, "atashi" or "watashi" when speaking about himself.

Katie_UPS
02-10-2009, 00:06
False, if the man does not know Japanese, he can easily say those words when talking about himself.


FIRST stands for For Inspiration and Recognition of Science and Technology.

delsaner
02-10-2009, 08:21
False, counter-example...
In the "overdosed" thread, FIRST stands for "Freeway Incident Response Safety Team"

This was posted through an electronic device...

FTC G-FORCE
05-10-2009, 21:10
wrong i say WRONG its throw the website which is not electric

2+2=4




















































































+1

Katie_UPS
05-10-2009, 21:28
Wrong. Because I'm tired which makes me bad at math.



I didn't go to homecoming.

delsaner
05-10-2009, 21:45
Wrong, you did go to home-coming. :D

I am me.

Samheartsrobots
07-10-2009, 18:57
Wrong, you think you are you, but you are really an evil twin, roaming the Earth unknowing to your evil fate. How sad.

I am part of team 1507, the Warlocks.

Katie_UPS
07-10-2009, 22:10
Wrong, you're dyslexic. Your team is actually the Walrocks. Sposored by Walmart. Free Orbit Balls?

I like sleep.

Finleym
16-10-2009, 10:41
Wrong, you like sleep when you are tired. You wouldn't like it if you were narcoleptic (falling asleep @ random times nd being unable to controll it.)

The derivative of f(x)=3x^3-9x^2+9x-3 is f'(x)=6x^2-18x+9

Finleym
23-11-2009, 10:38
okay, i think that one wasn't a very good one on my part.

how about-
Alexander the Great was a resident of Greece.
(Live Thread! LIVE!!!)

J93Wagner
23-11-2009, 17:20
Alexander was a Macedonian who CONQUERED Greece. There's a difference.

I am good at correcting Working drawings (Team 93's shop nightmares).

Ryan Simpson
23-11-2009, 18:39
They are 93's shop nightmares because you try to correct them. In fact, you are awful at correcting them and usually make them worse.

Luxembourg is a country is Europe.

lingomaniac88
23-11-2009, 18:57
Luxembourg is a country is Europe.

Wrong. "Luxembourg is a country" is a statement, not Europe.

This sentence has five words.

karatekid
24-11-2009, 16:50
Wrong. My perception of words and your perception of words are different-I (don't really) consider a word to begin every time the letter i or pi appear.

This post is on Chief Delphi.

EricH
24-11-2009, 16:53
Wrong. Your post is on www.chiefdelphi.com (http://www.chiefdelphi.com).

This statement is false.

BrendanB
24-11-2009, 17:26
Wrong. It is a correct statement because it is true.

My stomach hurts.

JackG
24-11-2009, 17:36
Wrong. You brain is simply receiving electrical signals via your nervous system from your stomach. It doesn't actually hurt, you're just misinterpreting the signals.

Rick Astley will gladly give you up.

darkangel
29-11-2009, 20:23
No, because he'd never let you down, and what goes up must come down due to the force of gravity on an object. :P

I think this is fun

J93Wagner
30-11-2009, 20:05
"Fun" is relative. Playing video games is fun compared to physical labor.
Therefore this thread is relatively fun to your nightmares, which I'm sure you have. :p

In chemistry, while talking about periodic trends, I have no clue as to what "shielding" means.

delsaner
30-11-2009, 20:39
False; Counter-example. I were taught it in class, thus you know it.

I am alive.

Joe Schornak
07-12-2009, 19:46
False; under solipsism, you are a figment of my imagination, created to entertain my lonely conciousness as it drifts through the void.

Bovine-vegetable hybrids are impossible under modern genetics.

ReapersRule
31-01-2010, 15:40
Wrong because the government secretly has that technology. What did you think they were doing in Area 51?

The 2010 build season started on January 9, 2010

Refresh
01-02-2010, 19:11
Maybe in the us but In some countries the build season started on Jan. 8th.

There are 2 weeks left of the build season.

j.cole
01-02-2010, 22:43
time is relative
Phillips head came after flat head

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cooldude8181
02-02-2010, 18:40
Well I know a "Phillip", and I know that his head came before anyone I know who is named "flat"

Water is a fluid.

Phoenix Spud
02-02-2010, 22:32
Except in the freezer

I live in Australia

ReapersRule
03-02-2010, 14:13
Wrong because people from other planets don't call it Australia.

I am on a FIRST robotics team.

I am error
03-02-2010, 16:29
unless you remove the first 4 letters of vegetable. then its a table

at 4:28 on february 3rd 2010, i was wearing a shirt

BrendanB
03-02-2010, 16:58
Wrong, your clocks are not astronomically correct and therefore you were not wearing a shirt at exactly 4:28 Feb. 3, 2010.

My car's gas tank is leaking.

cooldude8181
03-02-2010, 17:22
The gas is just trying to follow the law... of Physics.

My dog is black.

Phoenix Spud
03-02-2010, 20:38
Wrong, your dog is just really dirty and needs a bath.

It is raining today in Sydney

salamanacler
04-02-2010, 19:26
Wrong, it is not raining today!

I am a geek.

Phoenix Spud
04-02-2010, 21:26
Wrong, you are a nerd

I slept in today! (WHOOO!!!)

-42-
04-02-2010, 21:47
You did not literaly sleep 'in' given the limitations of the verb 'sleep'.

I just typed a sentence.

AbeEzell1
05-02-2010, 09:00
Wrong, you did not type a sentence, you pressed a combination of letters on your keyboard to make a sentence.

5 minutes from the time I posted this, I will be playing the game called "Rock Band" on the Play Station 3

delsaner
05-02-2010, 12:33
False. You played Rockband 6 minutes after typing that.

I am breathing in air.

RoseJ
05-02-2010, 18:23
Wrong. You are breathing out air.

I will be going to a robotics meeting tomorrow.

cheezburger
05-02-2010, 22:09
wrong. it's never tommorow, always today. therefore you cannot do anything tommorow, only a different today

This post is on chiefdelphi.com.

-42-
06-02-2010, 13:15
Wrong, you posted on http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showthread.php?t=39133&page=93.

I enjoy cookies.

Kage
07-02-2010, 01:02
Wrong. You do not enjoy cookies, you only enjoy the sensation you get from EATING cookies, for without the sensation of satisfaction, and that oh-so irresistible sweet taste, cookies would be no more than a lump of flour and water mixed together, and heated at 350 degrees Fahrenheit for 10 minutes.


Light is a form of electromagnetic radiation.

ReapersRule
07-02-2010, 15:34
Wrong because I said so.

I own 2 black cats.

Vermeulen
07-02-2010, 19:03
Wrong, because the cats are not actually black, you just perceive them as black.

Dean Kamen is awesome.

Phoenix Spud
07-02-2010, 19:33
Wrong, he is amazingly smart.

I am watching the Super Bowl. (They show it in Australia!!!)

delsaner
07-02-2010, 23:28
Wrong, you WERE watching the superbowl.

This statement is true.

cheezburger
08-02-2010, 11:13
except for when it isn't.

this statement will be proved wrong

Kage
08-02-2010, 17:17
That statement can be bypassed by me making up some roundabout answer where I do not actually directly say that the statement is false, but imply in a passive manner that it is by far one of the most interesting "prove me false" statements I have seen in a while, and by some random logic of the cosmos, is false.


One is the loneliest number that you'll ever see.

Creator Mat
08-02-2010, 17:29
No i (the imaginary number) is because it is so lonely it doesn't even exist in the real world.

2+2=4

Phoenix Spud
08-02-2010, 18:13
Well, it is impossible to know that 2 equals EXACTLY 2. It is impossible to measure something with that precision. Therefore, the answer really could be 4.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000001

It is impossible for the time of day to be 31:32

Captain banana
08-02-2010, 18:25
Maybe for you, but I have 168 hour days.

I am the most witty person on this website.

Phoenix Spud
09-02-2010, 16:40
No, that is Chris is me.

I can't wait for GSR!

AbeEzell1
10-02-2010, 08:45
Yes you can, because you have too.

I have a snow day today =)

cheezburger
10-02-2010, 16:46
it is always today, never tommorow. therefore for that to be true you would have to have off for snow every day for the rest of your life.

I just proved the person above me wrong.

Phoenix Spud
10-02-2010, 19:19
No, you just proved them wrong assuming that time exists. If time didn't function, then your proof would be false.

GSR starts on March 4, 2010.

Wayne Doenges
12-02-2010, 09:20
Not in Australia it doesn't. You're a day ahead of us.

A standard 1/8 inch rivet has a shear strength of 300 pounds.

Phoenix Spud
12-02-2010, 17:18
No, it is supposed to. But nothing ever works EXACTLY to specs.

The FIRST Robotics Competition, BAE System's Granite State Regional take place in the Granite State--New Hampshire-in the United States of America.

Captain banana
12-02-2010, 17:53
incorrect. When it says granite, it is reffering to stone henge. This years competition is a memorial to older times.


Girls are the greatest thing in the entire world(and yes even more than robots)

AbeEzell1
13-02-2010, 07:52
WOAH!
Wrong, Robots are better then girls, cause when you tell them to get back in the kitchen where they belong, they don't slap you =P.

I hate my job =/

Yppiz
13-02-2010, 12:07
Hating somthing is a matter of relativity. You love your job in comparison to cutting off your foot.

This statement is refutable.

cheezburger
13-02-2010, 12:41
the thing is, i can just take a long time explaining this and completely ignore your statement for a really long time until you all get tired of reading this and just assume that somewhere in here i proved you wrong. so now i'm just going to go on and on and on just like someone else did to me earlier when i tried one of those "i will be proven wrong" statements. although these statements are fun and i enjoy confusing people with them, all they really do in these threads is lead to really long and pointless expanations.

my username is cheezburger

JackG
13-02-2010, 19:44
cheezburger is only what is displayed on our screen. A quick look at the URL that directs to your profile shows that you are member #37224.

All FRC robots obey Asimov's three laws.

Kage
13-02-2010, 20:14
As long as nobosy is looking!
if you turned around and looked at the wall, there would be NO way for you to determine if the robot was being a good little robot and obeying those 3 laws!...it is along the same lines as "no cop, no stop"


The sun and earth do no work on each other.

cheezburger
15-02-2010, 14:15
well that depends on what you mean by "work". the way i think of the term work, yes they do because the sun creates a gravitational field that does affect the earth, and the earths gravitational field affects the sun (kind of like how the moons gravity affects earth despite the fact it's smaller.)

an object at rest tends to stay at rest unless acted upon by an outside force, and and object in motion tends to stay in motion unless acted upon by an outside force.

Phoenix Spud
15-02-2010, 17:53
Well, that is what we think is true, but there is no way we can be sure it is true. Science can not prove anything, it can only make logical conclusions.

America is winning the overall medal count at the Olympics right now.

mayde
15-02-2010, 21:34
You are wrong, because nobody can win.
You can only lose. (the game.)




Programming is it's own language.

[TBT] Phoenix
15-02-2010, 21:44
programming is not a language but many languages inside of itself.

my name is nathan

onecoolc
15-02-2010, 21:45
Incorrect, your name is Nathen Tyler Brooks. >C

Our robot is the sexiest robot I've ever seen!

jamesdahlstrom
15-02-2010, 21:52
wrong the sexiest bot is one that will shoot mtn dew, which they have


our bot is red and black camo

Jubungo42
15-02-2010, 23:14
You may only think its red and black camo, but its acually red WITH black camo.


Chuck Noris doesn't sleep he waits...:D

Miriam
15-02-2010, 23:40
Actually, he doesnt wait. time speeds up for him.


The consumption of glue is bad.

mayde
16-02-2010, 18:21
Actually, most (common) glues are mostly nontoxic because so many stupid kindergarteners eat it.
(but that doesn't mean it is safe to eat loctite.)



I am not good at programming.

cooldude8181
16-02-2010, 18:57
Wrong you just have a low self esteem.

i am right.

jamesdahlstrom
16-02-2010, 19:34
you are wrong, only chuck norris can be right


the person above me has an avatar that is blue and black

cheezburger
16-02-2010, 22:02
until they change their avatar.

at the time i posted this, i was logged on to chief delphi

Phoenix Spud
17-02-2010, 01:34
Wrong, you were logged into http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=921672

I participate in FIRST

Captain banana
17-02-2010, 18:22
I'm pretty sure Dean Kamen was first.


I should find some new material to post on these threads.

Miriam
17-02-2010, 18:25
Nothing is ever truly new.

2+2=4

Torbotics
17-02-2010, 19:26
No 2+2= 22

I live on an island off the coast of Texas

cheezburger
17-02-2010, 19:37
no you live in a house

I missed all of last week and all of this week so far of school because of snow

Jubungo42
17-02-2010, 20:00
no you missed school because of mother nature not the snow.


there is no way to cheat at rock, paper, scissors.

[TBT] Vampire
17-02-2010, 23:28
Wrong, you forgot about the "Chuck Norris" option.

Team 2865 is not going to win the Portland Regional this year. :D

cheezburger
18-02-2010, 16:40
yes it will. optimism!

At the time of this posting, i was at school

[TBT] Vampire
18-02-2010, 16:59
No, you were in your basement. You go to online school.

Things with opposite electrical charges attract each other.

Captain banana
18-02-2010, 18:20
Try telling that to the robotics people and the cheerleaders.


We only go to school to build robots.

zahariel913
18-02-2010, 20:37
no you go there to build robots "some times" go there wise you go to learn

i like pie

Amelixa
18-02-2010, 21:24
You can't like or dislike pie because you are simply a figment of my imagination.

Skipping is fun.

jamesdahlstrom
19-02-2010, 12:34
you are wrong because I only skip when I fall


most people use a qwerty keyboard

[TBT] Vampire
19-02-2010, 17:44
No, most people type with their mind.

I'm probably gonna be at robotics till 2 AM tonight.

cheezburger
19-02-2010, 21:37
if you are there at 2 am it is no longer tonight. it is morning.

This is a sentence.

[TBT] Vampire
20-02-2010, 09:35
No, this is a sentence. That is a complete thought.

It's 6:32 AM, we've been working since 2:30 PM yesterday, and we're still not finished.

koreaninventor
20-02-2010, 13:13
currently its 1:13 PM and you may be done by now

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.

Challenger243
20-02-2010, 13:22
no because if its brown it wont stay down!

acom80 cant spell New York

cheezburger
20-02-2010, 15:09
wrong they just choose not to spell it to hide their true intelligence

The clock in the room i am in says 3:08 at the time i wrote this, regardless of whether or not that clock is accurate.

jamesdahlstrom
21-02-2010, 19:07
no it said 3:08 when you thought to write it, but when you were typing it changed to 3:09.

I am using dial up internet while posting this comment

Phoenix Spud
22-02-2010, 05:53
Wrong. You are using outdated, slow technology.

Team 3132 is the FIRST FRC team to complete a FRC season in Australia.

[TBT] Vampire
22-02-2010, 16:52
No, you're probably here at school.

I am going to LCF today -main sponsor- to finish up the robot and type up the BOM.

Phoenix Spud
23-02-2010, 03:25
Wrong, today is always relative. Here in Australia your today is always our yesterday.

I am sick.

jamesdahlstrom
23-02-2010, 12:43
you are not sick, you are temporarily out of healthy points

we crated our bot last night

onecoolc
23-02-2010, 20:11
Wrong. You crated a large lump of metal weighing less then 120 pounds that you are praying, praying will come to life and do what it's supposed to at competition.

I am SOOO looking forward to the Portland Regional!

cheezburger
24-02-2010, 16:00
no, if you are looking forward all you will see is whatever is right in front of you.

it is very difficult to type if you do not have arms

Phreadumb
28-02-2010, 21:35
wrong, any digit of any limb of the body will suffice

The weight of a FRC robot for the 2010 season must be <120lbs when excluding bumpers and battery.

cws1101
01-03-2010, 19:50
wrong, the correct symbol is <

mountain dew is better than coca-cola

cheezburger
06-03-2010, 20:59
unless it is the red kind of mountain dew. that stuff is just nasty.

Of Mice and Men was written by John Steinbeck and was first published in 1937.

Miriam
24-01-2011, 18:19
Thats what you think.

2+2=4

David Sahud
24-01-2011, 20:43
nope, two plus two equals five according to George Orwell


The State of Florida is bigger than England.

Nick Bouressa
25-01-2011, 13:28
Nope, Florida just appears larger

Team 166's name is "Chop Shop"

rawflcow
25-01-2011, 21:35
Nope, Florida just appears larger

Team 166's name is "Chop Shop"

Wrong. Below your name it says the team name is Chop Shop 166.


a Chicken lays eggs

mangagirl
25-01-2011, 21:46
Depends on how you look at, they don't lay them, they just pop out of the chickens butt :yikes: :p

The world is a Sphere

Duke461
25-01-2011, 22:06
Wrong- we all know the world is a prolate spheroid

The Cake is a lie

Kenichi
25-01-2011, 22:09
Wrong- we all know the world is a prolate spheroid

The Cake is a lie

not really. there was actual cake

wheels are round

kinganu123
25-01-2011, 22:19
our mecanum wheels are dodecagonal
labview isn't a REAL programming language

TheGuyz
26-01-2011, 00:42
it is a real programing language, if it wasnt you couldnt program in it.


the universe is bigger then me

takiko1996
26-01-2011, 00:46
that is incorrect because then is used for time sequence instead of comparison :P eat that Devin!



The universe is still growing.

davidthefat
26-01-2011, 00:52
You are wrong; there is no time and space out side the universe. It can not be expanding into a void.


Truth is absolute.

xoxophyllis
26-01-2011, 01:20
You are wrong; there is no time and space out side the universe. It can not be expanding into a void.


Truth is absolute.

Unless the truth is a false truth.

My friend Justin is a 14 year old teenager.

Blazanax
26-01-2011, 01:24
Wrong. I am a 14 year old tool.

I whip my hair back and forth.

J.Warsoff
26-01-2011, 18:50
wrong...PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!!!

I can believe it's butter.

TheGuyz
26-01-2011, 19:08
WRONG Sir! its i cant believe its not butter

I live on Maui which is part of the Sate of Hawaii.

Blazanax
26-01-2011, 19:19
Not quite, you silly boy--I understand you made a silly typo, however, you did not state what country Hawaii belongs to. Does it belong to the United States, or perhaps it is of Australian origin?

Long cat is long.

xoxophyllis
26-01-2011, 19:38
Not quite, you silly boy--I understand you made a silly typo, however, you did not state what country Hawaii belongs to. Does it belong to the United States, or perhaps it is of Australian origin?

Long cat is long.

No, Longcat is looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong.

Haters gonna hate.

Kenichi
26-01-2011, 19:51
No, Longcat is looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong.

Haters gonna hate.

not if they sleep o.O

Team 1056 is on the blue alliance

rawflcow
26-01-2011, 19:54
not if they sleep o.O

Team 1056 is on the blue alliance

not if your perception of blue is different than mine. to me they are all purple.


theres a hole in the bottom of the sea

KamaluNg
26-01-2011, 20:56
The ocean is like a toilet

awesomegeek166
26-01-2011, 21:41
Your Right! with all the fish...imagion the amount of pee in the ocean!

NotChansen
26-01-2011, 22:51
there is just sand at the bottom, if there was a hole then all the water from the ocean would leak into the center of the earth and the earth would explode.

the grass is not green

takiko1996
27-01-2011, 00:34
The grass is green on my desktop background on my Windows XP. :P


The 2011 FRC game is Logo Motion.

Cheesy Poofs
27-01-2011, 00:57
The 2011 game for FRC is not Logo Motion. This is wrong because FRC can stand for anything. So technically FRC can be Favorite Robot Contest.




In this world, there will never be a time when all agree on everything.

vigkvagkv2
27-01-2011, 21:37
Wrong, because that will happen as soon as there is only one person left on earth or all of our brains are completely controlled by technology.

In Sonic the Hedgehog arcade games, Tails is generaly more useful than Sonic. (He got to go just as fast as Sonic, but got to fly! :yikes: )

Kenichi
28-01-2011, 03:16
Wrong, because that will happen as soon as there is only one person left on earth or all of our brains are completely controlled by technology.

In Sonic the Hedgehog arcade games, Tails is generaly more useful than Sonic. (He got to go just as fast as Sonic, but got to fly! :yikes: )

That is your opinion sonic is much cooler

Minibots will be the main focus of every worthy team this year

mangagirl41
05-02-2011, 18:16
Maybe for your team, but the robot is where its at

Fat kids love chocolate cake! :p

Team1908
08-02-2011, 16:08
But what is love? The definition of love can be stretched to any degree based on the speaker's perception. Thus, fat kids may like chocolate cake, but they may not love it because their perception of love does not apply to food.

The sentence you are reading exists.

davidthefat
08-02-2011, 19:53
You are wrong: it is just a set of bits and bytes; a sentence is a combination of words not "1"s and "0"s.


The statement below is true.

takiko1996
10-02-2011, 00:07
This statement is true as the sky is purple.


My friend Glesa thinks a "couple" is 4.

Superllama12
10-02-2011, 12:40
"Glesa" is wrong, because according to Wikipedia, a couple can "only refer to two or more terms", and although 4>=2, it does not provide the range of x>=2

"The Electric Slide" and other songs that are popular solely because of their mass dance are incredibly obnoxious and should be banned

live4321
11-02-2011, 17:55
"The Electric Slide" was popular because I taught people how to do that dance.

Justin Bieber has an unatractive high pitched voice.

donnie99
11-02-2011, 18:05
You are wrong, justin bieber has an unattractive extremely high pitched girly voice!:D

The pen is mightier than the sword, and actions are louder than words.
:ahh:

mangagirl41
11-02-2011, 18:08
Maybe in your point of view, but for 4 year old girls hes amazingly talented with a good voice lol

FIRST Robotics competition is awesome

2403_Andrew
12-02-2011, 14:40
Maybe in your point of view, but for 4 year old girls hes amazingly talented with a good voice lol

FIRST Robotics competition is awesome

No, FRC is awesome.

I am on Team 2403.

davidthefat
12-02-2011, 15:39
No, you are not sitting on top of Team 2403.


Turing Test has not been successfully solved.

SushiKitten
12-02-2011, 15:42
That is merely an opinion one could think it is



someone will attempt to explain this statement is wrong.

vigkvagkv2
12-02-2011, 17:03
Nope, no explainations coming your way.

I left my FRC team jersey at my dad's house.

Duke461
13-02-2011, 16:42
Nope, I stole it :confused:

My Power Level is less than or equal to 9000

davidthefat
13-02-2011, 21:59
That statement is invalid due to a null pointer exception because you do not have a power level.


Cocaine is illegal in the County of Los Angeles located in the state of California.

2403_Andrew
14-02-2011, 18:30
Nope, Los Angeles is a city, not a county.

I typed this sentence to be submitted to this thread.

mangagirl41
16-02-2011, 18:12
Wrong, you typed that sentence to get it out of your mind for other people to see

This Smiley :yikes: has just seen something horrible and is sheepish about it

flyingcrayons
16-02-2011, 20:42
wrong its eeking.

the answer to life, the universe, and everything is 42

Superllama12
17-02-2011, 09:16
WRONG because...well, actually, you're right!

I LIKE SITTIN ON THE ROADSIDE EATIN GOOBER PEAS!!!!!

Danny Diaz
17-02-2011, 09:30
Wrong, you should be sitting BY the roadside - if you're sitting ON the roadside, odds are you're eventually gonna be eating someone's bumper instead.

I am an engineer.

Jim Wilks
17-02-2011, 09:39
Wrong, I are an engineer.

Team1908
18-02-2011, 16:24
I challenge all of you to disprove THIS one... Don't forget the SCIENTIFICALLY PROVE part! ;)

"YOU cannot SCIENTIFICALLY PROVE that the God of the Bible is REAL AND LIVING, and NOT of human origins."

2403_Andrew
18-02-2011, 18:13
You're wrong, I can't prove it because I don't believe in it

MisterL
18-02-2011, 18:37
You are wrong because you didn't post something for me to prove wrong.

It is scientifically possible to breed flying pigs.

vigkvagkv2
19-02-2011, 20:32
You are wrong because as soon as they are flying, they wouldn't be the same species and would therefore no longer be pigs.

Everything is possible. Some things are just harder to do than others.

gyroscopeRaptor
19-02-2011, 22:12
Changing the speed of light is impossible.

My team's robot is unfinished.

WizenedEE
20-02-2011, 01:16
No, your FIRST Robotics Competition robot isn't finished.

I'm going to get sleep on Monday.

MisterL
20-02-2011, 06:17
Wrong, you will never get sleep.

Your mini-bot is actually made of shark fins and Chuck Norris fur.

Wayne Doenges
20-02-2011, 08:25
No, Chuck wouldn't donate any :D

Your bumpers are colored blue and red

Mandelbrot
20-02-2011, 23:32
Actually, they are colored red or blue.

There are 2 nibbles in a byte.

vigkvagkv2
21-02-2011, 14:43
Actualy, only one of my nibbles constitutes a bite. (yes, i purposefully changed the word)

Being Public Relations Lead is stressful.