The "You are wrong" Game

[Newo95]

Wrong, being the lead mentor is more stressful.

my dog druels a lot.

[Superllama12]

Wrong, you spelled "drools" wrong

People are stupid

[cheezburger]

No, steven hawking is pretty darn smart, and im pretty sure he's a person.

the next poster will have observed this post.

[Newo95]

Wrong, I read the post, not "observed".

I have too much free time.

[Superllama12]

You are so irrevocably wrong that I am incapable of describing the magnitude of your wrongness :eek: Therefore, I will have to perform a top secret ravioli ritual which may or may not involve snorting uncooked spaghetti noodles until I reach a state in which I can communicate with the Flying Spaghetti Monster shimself so Shimpy (a combination of "she" and "him", because the FSM has unknown gender) can explain the level of wrongitude you have reached. But of course, I would never tell you about the ritual because it is so top secret ::safety:: <-- supah secret agent stealth sunglasses

I have nothing to write about to be proved wrong by the next poster, because I am still reeling from the prodigous extent of your wrongness.

[Newo95]

you are wrong... IDK why.

The previous poster is wrong.

[Superllama12]

That would mean that you are wrong, Newo95...therfore you are wrong that your are wrong, therefore right. Therefore, you are right that you are wrong, so you created an infinite paradox and destroyed the universe. If I were to call that anything, it would be WRONG!!!!!

MAI PANTZ R ON FIREZ

[theprgramerdude]

If you're posting on Chiefdelphi, they probably aren't.

This sentence is false.

[gyroscopeRaptor]

If you're posting on Chiefdelphi, they probably aren't.

This sentence is false.

There's a coded message in your username. It tells me to add another word, not, in between sentence and is.

However then it isn't false.

Our minibot's motors will not burn out.

[Newo95]

False, they are not fire retardent and if you throw them into the sun, I'm pretty sure they would get very burnt.

My username is Newo95

[vigkvagkv2]

No, that's a common misconception.

Team 1778 made some awesome FIRST logo earings with our 3D printer.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/mths1778/5521213552/

http://www.flickr.com/photos/mths1778/5521220190/

[gyroscopeRaptor]

Invisible earrings defeat the point.

My avatar contains a spirograph.

[Kyoshirin]

A Spirograph is a geometric drawing utensil. Your avatar contains part of either a hypotrochoid or and epitrochoid.

Bronze is the same color as copper.

[vigkvagkv2]

They are completely not the same color... Especially when they rust.

Aluminum is a superior metal to make a mask out of in Metalworking class than bronze. (and will look cool when I add on the horns)

[Kyoshirin]

Bronze was the metal that the Ancient Chinese used to make masks, not aluminum. For any amazing details to actually be seen on the mask, use bronze.

All sharpies are born equal with the same God-given rights; Marking, Precision, and and all-around Amazingness.

[nitneylion452]

They're only precise if you want to mark 6 pages at a time, since they bleed through.


Precision and accuracy are synonymous terms.

[Superllama12]

Precision means hitting around the same place each trial i.e. having a low standard deviation. Accuracy is hitting close to the accepted value, i.e. having low percent error

I stuck a Nerf dart in my ear last night

[gyroscopeRaptor]

The nerf dart isn't stuck anymore, now is it?

My avatar contains several gradients.

[mangagirl41]

Your wrong, cuz there are people who dont know what that word means and the blind dont know that either

Build season is awesome!

[sometimestommy]

Not if your mentor died... R.I.P Mark Walburg... :( not cool


The sentence below is false
The sentence above is true

Where is your god now?

[Kyoshirin]

My guess would be in Heaven.

This thread is under 3 sub-categories.

[David Sahud]

False, i dont even know...

The chemical formula for sodium bicarbonate is NaHCO3

[Lledargo]

I think you mean Sodium Hydrogen Carbonate

Pi cannot Be expressed as a fraction.

[Nick Bouressa]

22/7 Pi cannot be expressed accurately as a fraction.



Team 166 competed in, and was part of an event known as the Las Vegas regional, this year (2011).

[MaxMax161]

But what is expression without actuary, art?

I think therefor I am.

[Lledargo]

22/7 Pi cannot be expressed accurately as a fraction.

I was expecting pi/1


Max, How do you know you are not just a butterfly dreaming of being a human?

d/dx x = 1

[Amelixa]

According to René Descartes everyone could be just a figment of my imagination, and there are no butterflies in my imagination.

Oxygen is a highly toxic gas.

[kuh-nig-its-EL]

only to certain organisms

If god knew how we will decide when he created us, how can there be free will? this is a paradox

[Lledargo]

God did not create us, there is only cthulhu to destroy us.

I forgot to make a statment and had to edit my post with one.

[takiko1996]

No you didn't it is right there ^

I am a part of team 2443.

[Ninja_Bait]

No, I believe your team number is 98B.

Calculus is easier in hexadecimal.

[davidthefat]

No, I believe your team number is 98B.

Calculus is easier in hexadecimal.

You are wrong! Humans think in base 10.


The statement below is true.

[Duke461]

You are wrong! Humans think in base 10.


The statement below is true.

You are wrong! This statement is both true and false!

Stephen Colbert will MC the Championship match this year.

[Frenchie461]

No, He'll train to be a referee and be a ref for Einstein.

Kickoff is today

[TheGuyz]

No kickoff was yesterday.

A dog is an animal

[Zanoushe]

But an animal isn't a dog!
...It made sense to me.

I am the only female student on my team.

[Renegades2012]

But an animal isn't a dog!
...It made sense to me.

I am the only female student on my team.

Unless seceretly one of the guys is a female!

I am always bored

[FantomDannie]

Unless you are not bored. In which case you would be enjoying yourself.

Dreams are our bodies' brains' way of storing and organizing memories.

[Ninja_Bait]

But I thought d reams were piles of d shaped paper!

By the way, the next post is wrong, not me.

[davidthefat]

The above post is correct...


This post is a logical fallacy.

[GrosseVogel]

But, it is a valid statement.

I drive a silver PT Cruiser.

[Bryce Paputa]

That isn't a PT cruiser, it's a chinese knock-off.

I posted this with a computer.

[loychan]

you could have used a nook or an iphone

light moves faster than sound

[hawtgeek44]

Not if I close my eyes.

;) This is a winky face.

[Zanoushe]

That face looks nothing like Winky the house-elf.

Pastrami is originally Romanian.

[davidthefat]

That face looks nothing like Winky the house-elf.

Pastrami is originally Romanian.

Pastrami is not a human, therefore does not have a nationality...


English is the most spoken language in the United States of America.

[hibbsconnor]

Typically, English is spoken 'on' the US, not in it.

Red is Red

[Andrew Lawrence]

Typically, English is spoken 'on' the US, not in it.

Red is Red

Red is an adjective, not a being, and therefore cannot be described.

The next statement is false.

[Frenchie461]

Dean Kamen is Awesome (note: this is an opinion, so it is neither true nor false, just what I think)

This statement will be proven wrong.

[davidthefat]

Dean Kamen is Awesome (note: this is an opinion, so it is neither true nor false, just what I think)

This statement will be proven wrong.
Nothing can be proven to be true or false to and absolute 100%.


The Red Firetruck is Red.

[come-at-me-bro]

Nothing can be proven to be true or false to and absolute 100%.


The Red Firetruck is Red.

A blind man will see red firetruck to be different shades of gray and black.

We do not know everything in the universe.

[FRC4ME]

The possibility exists that what we know at this particular instant is, in fact, everything.

Time always passes at the same rate for someone who isn't moving.

[BlueNova]

Time does not exist. We all live in a single moment, and time travel is not possible

This guy is a genius:
WRONG!

a = b
ab = b2
-(ab) = -(b2)
a2-ab = a2-b2
a(a-b) = (a+b)(a-b)
a = a+b
a = 2a
1 = 2

if 1=2 then 2+1=4
or 2=1 then 1+2=2

not 2+1=3 :)

[Renegades2012]

Unless he is completely wrong.

I am very awkward at trying to do things with my hands

[jdh042397]

Awkwardness is only a state of mind, therefore things cannot be awkward.

Gravity is a force. :rolleyes:

[Ninja_Bait]

No, gravity is a synonym of seriousness, as in "the gravity of the situation".

This year's game involves hinges.

[JChavis]

This year's game involves hinges.

Time is imperceptible or physical, which means a year can't own a game involving hinges.

:D Practice makes Perfect.:D

[Dawg2T4]

False. Practice does not in fact make perfect. Perfect practice makes moderate.
Dean Kamen likes Denimn clothing.

[shanaynay]

No, because Deam Kamen has not made a statement about denim clothing, therefore we cannot say for sure.

There is a programming language called Java.

[Ninja_Bait]

Only if programming languages are also islands in the South Seas.

7 is a prime number.

[Andrew Lawrence]

Only if programming languages are also islands in the South Seas.

7 is a prime number.

7 is not a prime, although Optimous is. (Transformers joke)

Chief Delphi is a FIRST robotics forum.

[davidthefat]

7 is not a prime, although Optimous is. (Transformers joke)

Chief Delphi is a FIRST robotics forum.

Wrong, it also includes FLL and FTC forums; Chief Delphi is technically a collection of forums.



I was born of a woman's womb. (Macbeth reference)

[rrc]

Not if you were ripped out of your mother's womb.

I like Doctor Who. :D

[Andrew Lawrence]

Not if you were ripped out of your mother's womb.

I like Doctor Who. :D

FALSE! You cannot like a doctor if you don't know his name!

3=3

[AlexRoberts]

False: 3 is a trinity, tri is a homophone for try, there is no try, only do, and do is a homophone for deux (french for two). Therefore, 3=2.

I am the walrus.

[msimon785]

False. John Lennon is the walrus, and as there is only one walrus, you are clearly not it.

Gear-ratios change a system's torque.

[Brandon Zalinsky]

False. Gear-ratios are just numbers. GEARS change a system's torque.


Lunacy was simply a troll of all 2000 teams.

[AlexRoberts]

False. A troll is either a clever prankster or a mythical creature, not an FRC game.

My favorite band is Cake.

[shanaynay]

False. Gear-ratios are just numbers. GEARS change a system's torque.


Lunacy was simply a troll of all 2000 teams.

False, a troll a doll with large flouresent hair.

atoms at absolute 0 still vibrate

[NeatNit]

False. A troll is either a clever prankster or a mythical creature, not an FRC game.

My favorite band is Cake.
<insert obviously intended Portal reference here>


If your heart isn't beating, you are not alive.

[drew.spillers]

false there is a time in between each heartbeat when your heart is not beating but yet you are still alive

right is not left

[FantomDannie]

false there is a time in between each heartbeat when your heart is not beating but yet you are still alive

right is not left

Wrong, to a person standing opposit of you, their left is your right. Therefore, right and left are interchangeable.

T-Rex's were very large creatures when they existed.

[davidthefat]

Wrong, to a person standing opposit of you, their left is your right. Therefore, right and left are interchangeable.

T-Rex's were very large creatures when they existed.

Were is not a noun.


as x approaches 0 from the right, the function 1/x approaches infinity.

[Taylor]

as x approaches 0 from the right, the function 1/x approaches infinity.

Not if you're looking at the graph from the other side or upside down. Then it's negative infinity.
(trust me, I know negative infinity.)

My robot is better than your robot.

[mlantry]

Not if you're looking at the graph from the other side or upside down. Then it's negative infinity.
(trust me, I know negative infinity.)

My robot is better than your robot.

Not if I beat your robot in competition.

Having the ability to read text is the most important skill in the world.

[AlexRoberts]

Not if I beat your robot in competition.

Having the ability to read text is the most important skill in the world.

False. Breathing is much more important.

I can hold all these limes.

[jdh042397]

Unless you happen to have a not so ripe lemon.

Robotics is fun.::safety::

[Hypnotoad]

Not if you're emo. Then fun would make you sad.

2+2=4

[Andrew Lawrence]

Not if you're emo. Then fun would make you sad.

2+2=4

2+2=fish

This is a triumph.

[genesisprobe]

it is definitely not a three-UMPH!

water can be in all forms of matter except for plasma.

[6*9=42]

False. Water can be in all forms of matter short of a BEC (Bose Einstein Condensate) and a quark-gluon plasma. It can be turned into a regular plasma.

Scientists know of six states of matter, not including energy.

[Hypnotoad]

Wrong. There are no states in the US called Matter.

The moon exists.

[genesisprobe]

1) WRONG! There is no such thing as a "moon." The "moon" is just a piece of rock that orbits the earth in an elliptical orbit that travels with tangential velocity to its orbit. Therefore, the "Moon" does not exist, but a hulk of rock exists.

2) The "moon" is just a term, not a real thing.

The earth orbits a star called Sol in an elliptical orbit with occasional perturbation.

[Rogue Leader]

Incorrect. The Earth orbits a star called Sol. Uncapitalized "earth" could be referring to dirt.

Cow milk comes from cows.

[Herbblood]

not nessessaraly, humans can create cow milk, thus producing our own cow milk. (dna manipulation... and one other way.)

an isosceles triangle will always have 2 congruent consecutive sides.

[Hypnotoad]

Not true. An equilateral triangle is isosceles, but it has 3 congruent sides.

[swwrobotics]

Glass is a liquid.

[genesisprobe]

It is not only a liquid.

When a star dies, it can potentially die as a black hole, a supernova, or a supernova that compresses to become a black hole.

[Rogue Leader]

A star can also die and go to star heaven.

This statement is false.

[genesisprobe]

WRONG! The recursive statement has to be true to be false!

The atmosphere of Venus is much denser and hotter than that of Earth. The temperature at the surface is 740 K (467 °C, 872 °F), while the pressure is 93 bar. The Venusian atmosphere supports opaque clouds made of sulfuric acid, making optical Earth-based and orbital observation of the surface impossible. Information about the topography has been obtained exclusively by radar imaging. The main atmospheric gases are carbon dioxide and nitrogen. Other chemical compounds are present only in trace amounts.
The atmosphere is in a state of vigorous circulation and super-rotation. The whole atmosphere circles the planet in just four Earth days, much faster than the planet's sidereal day of 243 days. The winds supporting super-rotation blow as fast as 100 m/s (~220 mph or 360 km/h). Winds move at up to 60 times the speed of the planet's rotation, while Earth's fastest winds are only 10% to 20% rotation speed. On the other hand, the wind speed becomes increasingly slower as the elevation from the surface decreases, with the breeze barely reaching the speed of 10 km/h on the surface. Near the poles are anticyclonic structures called polar vortices. Each vortex is double-eyed and shows a characteristic S-shaped pattern of clouds.

[Hypnotoad]

Wrong, just like all copypasta made on wikipedia.

The below statement is true.
The above statement is false.
:ahh:

[nitneylion452]

Wrong. The following statement is false. The previous statement was false.



The air speed velocity of an unladen swallow is common knowledge.

[jkato]

Wrong. I'm not too bright, but I have no clue what you're talking about.

This website is called Chief Delphi.

[AlexRoberts]

False. www.chiefdelphi.com/forums

Potato.

[DarkByakko]

'Potato' as a sentence is a fragment. The only thing you've stated is the subject.

The pads on a cat's paws are scientifically named 'tori'.

[jkato]

False, Tori is a research institute.

My roflcopter goes soi soi soi!

[ctccromer]

My roflcopter goes soi soi soi!

Your ears perceive it to sound like that, but in fact your roflcopter goes in the air and makes no noise

2.3 is a real number

[Djinn74]

Can any numbers really be considered real? The number system is just something we made up to make sense of the world.

Most of the time, it is useful to have a laptop.

[Rogue Leader]

Wrong. Often desktops provide more power, larger monitors, and more memory. And when you're doing complicated programming and gaming, desktops are the way to go.

1 inch = 1 inch

[Hypnotoad]

False. If you need to drop ballast on your hot air balloon to survive but your laptop is the only thing left and it is secured to your lap, it isn't very useful.

I like to move it move it.:cool:

[AlexRoberts]

Wrong. Often desktops provide more power, larger monitors, and more memory. And when you're doing complicated programming and gaming, desktops are the way to go.

1 inch = 1 inch

False. 1 Inch= 2.54 centimeters

I am currently reading "The Stand".

[Djinn74]

Most likely you are reading a shortened version of The Stand, which while not making it not The Stand, that does factor into the title, so it is not The Stand.
If you are actualy reading the full version, then that usually factors into the title as well (i know it does with my copy).

Humans require a form of oxygen to survive.

[AlexRoberts]

Most likely you are reading a shortened version of The Stand, which while not making it not The Stand, that does factor into the title, so it is not The Stand.
If you are actualy reading the full version, then that usually factors into the title as well (i know it does with my copy).

Humans require a form of oxygen to survive.

I'm reading the Unabridged & Uncut version :D

[dubiousSwain]

they cannot survive if it it is bonded with hydrogen.

i am a human

[nitneylion452]

False. You are a dancing chicken.

The Oxford Comma is always necessary in lists.

[Andrew Lawrence]

Nope. My grocery lists don't have a single comma in them! (Bullet points are so much better)

My computer is currently powered, and my web browser is currently open, with the website Chief Delphi being showed on my conputer's screen inside the Firefox window.

[AlexRoberts]

Nope. My grocery lists don't have a single comma in them! (Bullet points are so much better)

My computer is currently powered, and my web browser is currently open, with the website Chief Delphi being showed on my conputer's screen inside the Firefox window.

False. A "conputer" is not a real thing. These things are open on your computer.

I think, therefore I am.

[nitneylion452]

False. I can only prove my own existence via cogito ergo sum. You could very well be a figment of my imagination.


We have plenty of time left in the build season for a complete redesign.

[Hypnotoad]

Completely true!!!!! If you can travel at twice the speed of light.

Me gusta.

[jkato]

No te gusta.

Frogs go ribbit.

[shanaynay]

No te gusta.

Frogs go ribbit.

The US tailed frogs do not croak.

My chief delphi user name is shanaynay.

[genesisprobe]

WRONG! Your user name is shanaynay

Venus is the second planet from the sun Sol in the Milky Way Solar System

[mdiradoorian]

Wrong!! Venus is the second planet from the sun Sol in the Milky Way Galaxy Solar System

Plastic products cannot shatter.

[davidthefat]

Wrong!! Venus is the second planet from the sun Sol in the Milky Way Galaxy Solar System

Plastic products cannot shatter.

Wrong: when plastics are cold, they are brittle.


I am wrong.

[Andrew Lawrence]

Wrong: when plastics are cold, they are brittle.


I am wrong.

Yes, yes you are.

The person below me will try and prove me wrong. If they don't, I win.

[jkato]

Yes, yes you are.

The person below me will try and prove me wrong. If they don't, I win.

Wrong, I can prove you wrong without trying.

The chemical abbreviation for lead is "Pb".

[2348humanplayer]

Unless it is a 202 iisotope, then it is Pb-202

Hawaii is the 50th State in the United States of America (W00t Hawaii!)

[genesisprobe]

There are only four states of matter. There are no States in the US called Matter. (Hurrah for disproving yourself!)

Venus looks yellow if you look at it through a telescope.

[mdiradoorian]

Wrong often it may look a different color if the person is color blind. (hahahahahaha)

Jupiter has 66 moons.

[Frenchie461]

that we know of

Stop build day is a week from tuesday

[Hypnotoad]

It depends on what you're building. Are you building potatoes, or a waffle-copter?

Stop build day happens at a certain point in time.

[nssheepster]

But what is time? And how precise would you get? In addition, as the "day" affects people in multiple time zones, it happens in multiple points in time.

The statement "This statement is false" seems to be the classic definition of an unsolvable problem, or paradox, and can spawn a huge argument if mentioned in front of "nerds."

[Daiket Fang]

Depends on your definition of nerd.:)

You cannot break the laws of physics.

[mdiradoorian]

If your are in space then gravity does not apply thus one of the laws of physics is broken.

Alpha particles cannot go through cardboard.

[Herbblood]

If your are in space then gravity does not apply thus one of the laws of physics is broken.

Alpha particles cannot go through cardboard.

unless there is hole in the cardboard

two similar triangles have congruerent angles

[Andrew Lawrence]

unless there is hole in the cardboard

two similar triangles have congruerent angles

Unless you bend one.

Today is the holiday of Valentine's Day.

[gmendel]

Unless you bend one.

Today is the holiday of Valentine's Day.

Depends on what time zone you are in.

Starting an argument on the internet is easy.

[nssheepster]

It depends on what you define as an argument. :)

Chocolate is delicious.

[Hypnotoad]

Is it spoiled 100% dark chocolate?

Potato.

[nssheepster]

There's a whole song about the pronunciation of that word, so you kinda proved yourself wrong.

Botswana is a smaller country than America if basing the measurement off U.S. system square area on the ground, excluding topical terrain features such as mountains.

[genesisprobe]

Key word "if". Europeans use the metric system.

Our Milky Way Solar System currently consists of a sun named Sol and eight planets : Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune.

[cgmv123]

Key word "if". Europeans use the metric system.

Our Milky Way Solar System currently consists of a sun named Sol and eight planets : Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune.

There are also dwarf planets, asteroids, comets, moons and other celestial objects.

An FRC field is 27' by 54', accounting for tolerances.

[nitneylion452]

This year's game is played on a "court." See the animation.


A robot must not weigh any more than 120lbs.

[NeatNit]

This year's game is played on a "court." See the animation.


A robot must not weigh any more than 120lbs.
Try telling that to this guy
http://www.armedforces-int.com/upload/image_files/suppliers/images/companies/958/eod-robots-2b.jpg



QWERTY is more popular than Dvorak

[jkato]

However, popular is a relative term and those who use Dvorak have apparently found it to be more natural.

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

[nssheepster]

No way. Really?!?
But, more seriously, actaul beef jerky, no, beef jerky flavored gum, however...
Well, that's another story.

FIRST Robotics is awesome!

[genesisprobe]

Not if you are on a losing streak.

Someone using the Chief Delphi website or app will answer this and say it is wrong in someway.

[6*9=42]

I am answering your post using an embedded text editor. Your statement is wrong in every way.

Douglas Adams died of a heart attack jogging to a private gym in Montecito California on May 11, 2001.

[nssheepster]

OR, the aliens decided he must be eliminated for possesing forbidden knowledge, and we just think he had a heart attack.

I am wrong about being wrong about being wrong, and thus, wrong. Or right. I'm not very good with numerous negatives. :)

[genesisprobe]

You are very wrong about being wrong about being wrong about being wrong. Which means your right.

The person who posted before me said that they were wrong.

[nssheepster]

No, technically, I did not.
I enjoy Chief Delphi posts on occasion, but not 100% of the time.

[johnmaguire2013]

No, technically, I did not.
I enjoy Chief Delphi posts on occasion, but not 100% of the time.

You can't enjoy a post, you actually enjoy reading them on occasion.

I am correct.

[cgmv123]

You can't enjoy a post, you actually enjoy reading them on occasion.

I am correct.

You are incorrect.

Most of us set our clocks forward one hour two nights ago.

[Andrew Lawrence]

You are incorrect.

Most of us set our clocks forward one hour two nights ago.

Wrong! I set my clock ahead one hour at Sunday, at 2 in the morning.

I am a human being.

[Any Mouse]

Wrong, you could be a bot that only replies to posts on boards, or you could be a super-smart chimp.

I am on a FIRST team.

[androb4]

You are on a FIRST Robotics team.

Everyone's robot is bagged-and-tagged.

[Yipyapper]

Teams also have practice bots that are not bagged and tagged, so not all of everyonw's robots are bagged and tagged.

Team 781 went to the championship finals last year.

[nssheepster]

Maybe, but not the international lacrosse championship finals...

I have a penny.

[cgmv123]

You most likely have more than one penny.

I don't get the calculation for OPR, and my math teacher won't explain it to me.

[beandip3160]

Then that doesnt really sound like a teacher.

My next statement is true. My previous statement was false.

[Peck]

Then that doesnt really sound like a teacher.

My next statement is true. My previous statement was false.

congrats, you blow your own mind thinking about what you have written and therefore can't be correct because you no longer exist

metal is not alive

[PAR_WIG1350]

unless it is used in a living hinge (but plastic and leather do that better usually)

The internet rather large

[Taylor]

The Internet is largely made of electrons rushing around - some of the smallest particles known to Man.

Wood floats.

[bf2416]

Not ironwood

Our teams robot left something to be desired. Lol

[JamesB3467]

Not if that thing that is desired is only a figment of your imagination



Science makes up life

[Peck]

Science can't justify god

All living things will die

[cgmv123]

Science can't justify god

All living things will die

Unless you believe in the Savior.

My teachers won't let me skip all the assignments that I'm missing on Thursday and Friday. (FRC covers all of them.)

[GrosseVogel]

Your teachers cant do anything if you don't do your homework.

Team 537 was awarded Chairman's at the 2012 Wisconsin Regional.

[Andrew Lawrence]

Team 537 earned the chairman's award. They didn't just give it to you.

I will be driving my robot in 3 days.

[Peck]

you will be driving YOUR TEAM'S robot in 3 days (not to mention the competition doesn't start at 5:11 pm)

matter has mass and volume

[nssheepster]

Maybe, but it doesn't matter to me if matter has mas and volume, therefore your definition of matter doesn't matter, causing a paradox to walk by and destroy your definition.

God and dog are two very different things.

[In1g0M0nt0ya]

But i disbelieve your claim and scientifically prove carrots are fruit in another dimension.

Someone has read this sentence.(HA!!!)

[Peck]

But i disbelieve your claim and scientifically prove carrots are fruit in another dimension.

Someone has read this sentence.(HA!!!)

more then one person has read the statement

you are reading this statement or have read this statement

[junefish]

A statement is something offered as evidence that something is true, and you are posting it here with the intention of it being disproved. Thus, it is not a statement, and incapable of being read as such.

The year is 2012 C.E. (or A.D.)

[Peck]

A statement is something offered as evidence that something is true, and you are posting it here with the intention of it being disproved. Thus, it is not a statement, and incapable of being read as such.

The year is 2012 C.E. (or A.D.)

A year passes in relative to something else. for all we know, that passage may not have occurred at our measured amount and it could very well be 2013 A.D.

I have just proven something that is commonly accepted as fact to not be fact but instead be theory

[In1g0M0nt0ya]

As i didn't know it, it must not be common so therefore you have proven something uncommonly accepted as as fact not to be fact but instead to be theory, Or the theory that time is relative.

Fire is better than duct tape.:cool:

[junefish]

Fire is better than duct tape.:cool:

Fire is a physical manifestation of energy. Duct tape is matter. The importance of energy and matter are equal, because without one the other cannot be measured--they, in essence, define each other.

CAD stands for Computer Assisted Design.

[cgmv123]

CAD stands for Computer Assisted Design.

Or Computer Aided Design. I've heard it both ways.

The Wisconsin Presidential Primary is Tuesday, April 3, 2012. (Tomorrow)

[PAR_WIG1350]

No, the third is today.

Math exists.

[Peck]

No, the third is today.

Math exists.

Math dosen't think therefor It isn't

I think therefor I am.

[O.S.S. King]

You misspelled "therefor" because you didn't think

Dean Kamen founded FIRST

[LV_Matterhorn]

Really now? He founded a Singaporean movie magazine (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_%28magazine%29)? (Sure, it's stylized as FiRST, but...)

If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.

[Cody Burd]

no all you need need is apples

The world will not end in 2012

[Peck]

at the exact moment the end of the world has been predicted for, someone will die and the world will end for them.

Living things are alive

[In1g0M0nt0ya]

if you really think about it lots of things could be a living thing like a live coal or a living language. but to be alive is to be animate such as human or animal.

There is no such thing as absolute truth.

[EricH]

There is no such thing as absolute truth.Really? You're using an absolute truth to say that absolute truth doesn't exist?

As a suitable response...



This statement is false.

[cgmv123]

This statement is false.

Because what you said is false, therefore it is true.

65% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

[Peck]

nobody has gotten exact data on the subject and therefor nobody can be sure.

I am right

[In1g0M0nt0ya]

No you are not, You are peck, obviously. And therefore, you are wrong


The word "And" is spelled A - n - d

[MechEng83]

No you are not, You are peck, obviously. And therefore, you are wrong


The word "And" is spelled A - n - d

There are no dashes or hyphens in the word "And"

The 2012 FIRST World Championship is in St. Louis, Missouri.

[240 Animation]

Unless St. Louis gets hit with a nuclear bomb (or something of the sort).

My nickname is CeCe.

[z_beeblebrox]

Your nickname is "Wrong."

You are reading or have read a Chief Delphi post.

[Peck]

wrong, I have read a few thousand.

This post will be replied to or this thread will die.

[rachelholladay]

This post will be replied to or this thread will die.

False, threads don't die, they simply fade.

I am using my computer's keyboard to type this.

[cgmv123]

You are also using your fingers.

I am typing this post from Madison, Wisconsin.

[KaitlynL]

You are on vacation in Florida

I lost the game.

[2185Bilal]

No, u won by not winning

girls are also involved in FIRST

[Gregor]

There are no girls in FIRST, only young intelligent females

Chief Delphi is the premier FIRST Robotics forum

[Peck]

No, it is the TIMS.

If every person who has read, is reading, and will read this post stood on one spot (ignoring the harm caused by doing so) on the sun and jumped up and down for the rest of their live, there would be no mesurable change in anything with the sun or it's satellites.

[Andrew Lawrence]

Wrong Sir! Any changes will be measurable, with the advanced instruments we make in the future time where people can jump off suns and not die.

The word "robot" has the letter "r" in it when spelled in the English language.

[Boe]

I call shenanigans! Robot must always have a "R" in its spelling no wimpy little "r"

FRC Team 2175 are called the Fighting Calculators..

[scriptKiddy]

I call them the team with cool blue LEDs

The statement below this is true,
the statement above this is false.

[Peck]

Those two statements create an impossible loop which is thereby wrong.

The reader exists.

[z_beeblebrox]

No. My imaginary friend read it and told me to answer.

This emoticon ---> ::rtm:: is in post number 1699 of this thread. (It's scary how long it has been going on!!)

[dictionaria13]

It isn't scary at all, it's cool!

FIRST FRC Team 3574, the HIGH Tekerz, won the Engineering Inspiration Award at the 2012 Seattle Olympic Regional.

[Peck]

it isn't FIRST FRC, It's just FRC (aka: FIRST Robotic Competition)

the north pole is north of the south pole

[hammerhead_399]

There are no poles there.

NASA just put Curiosity on Mars.

[Peck]

wrong: just is a way of saying a few moments ago. It happened more then a few moments before u posted which cascades to result in it being more the a few moments from when i'm posting.

a capital A in the font I am using can be made with 3 lines.

[hammerhead_399]

It's actually made with several pixels.

My shoes are purple.

[iPenguin]

False. They are actually a blend of red and blue pigments.

If I can't see you, you can't see me.

[Peck]

false, I could be looking through an old keyhole or a camera

A random character generator, given enough time, will produce any word made up of only characters it has access to.

[matthewdenny]

Actually a word of sufficient length will take so long to create eventually the machine will wear out or lose power before creating it.

Someone will reply to this post.

[Mehrunes Dagon]

We programmed our robot to type this message, therefore "someone" did not reply, "something" did.

Mayonnaise is an instrument.

[Herbblood]

No its not, I eat it!

Zombies only want a hug.

[Peck]

wrong, they also want to be cared about.

the south pole is south of the north pole.

[kuraikou]

incorrect north and south are both literary works so neither one is a pole.

"sorry Mario the princess is in another castle"

[JosephC]

There is only 1 Castle

FRC is the greatest robotics competition.

[Andrew Lawrence]

There is only 1 Castle

FRC is the greatest robotics competition.

A synonym for greatest is best. BEST is the greatest competition.
FIRST is the greatest everything.

3+1=4

[Peck]

4*1=4

Chief Delphi exists

[cgmv123]

Not as a team anymore.

My family painted our downstairs family room this past weekend.

[pavanetti]

No, they only washed it.

The FIRST game hint doesn't make sense.

[Hypnotoad]

Only to you. *Wink Wink*

Robots.

[NobleActual]

The word robot is czech for "work", or slave, first used in 1921 in the play Rossum's Universal Robots. Therefore, there is only work.

the last poster and I are on the same team

[Peck]

you think you are on the same team, but really neither of you exist outside your own minds. and so... matrix

kickoff is normally the first Saturday in January

[Celia]

Only according to the Gregorian calendar.

The universe has no edge.

[dheerm]

Only according to Euclidean Geometry.

I lost the game

[2348humanplayer]

Only according to Euclidean Geometry.

I lost the game

No, we are all winners in this big, wide world.

My username is 2348humanplayer.

[S.P.A.M.er 17]

.rorrim a ni retupmoc eht gniweiv era uoy fi toN

Oppa Gangnam Style will be danced to during majority of FIRST competitions this season.

[Peck]

during a majority not during majority

a light bulb that is dark is not making any light

[thetntm]

dark means low light, not no light!

fire is hot.

[2348humanplayer]

dark means low light, not no light!

fire is hot.

But what if it's a picture of fire?

Dean Kamen is one of the co-founders of FIRST.

[iPenguin]

Dean Kamen is THE founder of FIRST.

The build season is a little more than 6 weeks.

[xSAWxBLADEx]

The build season is a little less than 6 weeks (SOURCE:The Chinese ten-day week)

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Human beings are eighteen percent carbon.

[kamikaze2015]

The build season is a little less than 6 weeks (SOURCE:The Chinese ten-day week)

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Human beings are eighteen percent carbon.

Wrong. There are an infinite number of universes that exist in which human beings contain no carbon

The Olympics were started by the Greeks

[Night_Shade]

Technically the Olympics weren't started by the Greeks themselves. Actually Zeus's son Heracules started the games. (Even if some may believe the games had been going on years before.)... (Not technically proven false but not technically proven right either.. :yikes: )

Scientist believe that the ability to detect sarcasm is useful. The exposure to sarcasm enhances creative problem solving.

[kamikaze2015]

Technically the Olympics weren't started by the Greeks themselves. Actually Zeus's son Heracules started the games. (Even if some may believe the games had been going on years before.)... (Not technically proven false but not technically proven right either.. :yikes: )

Scientist believe that the ability to detect sarcasm is useful. The exposure to sarcasm enhances creative problem solving.

Still didnt prove me wrong! And I know some pretty sarcastic people who are still quite dumb.

The Super Bowl is this weekend.

[2509tigerbots]

Wrong, my superBOWL is in the cupboard.

You are currently distracted by Cheif Delphi (and possibly something else too.)

[slaya771]

unless I am not slaya771

Raisins are small

[rmhooks573]

unless I am not slaya771

Raisins are small

if you are speaking from a fruitfly's perspective, raisins are quite normal size and can be quite large.


dean kamen owns his own island

[2509tigerbots]

false, it is a mirage.

There are over 2 and a half million readers on /r/science.

[Team3266Spencer]

If 1.8 people die every second and there are approxiamately 6.97 billion people in the world, than 2.58x10^-8 percent (or 2.58x10^-10 in decimal form) of the population of the world dies every second, therefore 1 of the 2.5 million will have died in 1549 seconds, which is short of the time passed since this number was posted in the previous post.

PID stands for proportional integral differential

[z_beeblebrox]

It stands for pelvic inflammatory disease.

This statement is false.

[Night_Shade]

It is true because it is stating it is false.

German Shepherds can be used as police dogs.:D

[dictionaria13]

German Shepherds can be used as police dogs.:D

I hadn't known that humans could be used as police dogs. I shall leave it to you to tell the pastoral Deutschlanders that they must leave their flocks.

Everyone is different. (I actually want to see the reply to this. It'll help me with an essay.)

[2509tigerbots]

Identical twins are different. This makes no sense to both of us. Therefore, we are the same.

A Baptist Church has an ad on http://www.chiefdelphi.com.

[ILikePizza555]

Not if you have adblock

The Chief Delphi Forums are sponsored by Innovation First International, Inc

[ykarkason]

There are countless parallel universes where the Chief Delphi Fourms are sponsored by NASA.

Leds make light.

[Kevin Leonard]

LED's produce a wave on the electromagnetic spectrum that we can see, sometimes multiple different waves that blend together.


Team 1114 is good.

[themccannman]

"good is a purely subjective term, also for all we know every other team out there could be phenomenally better and just sandbagging every match.

I like science.

[dheerm]

"good is a purely subjective term, also for all we know every other team out there could be phenomenally better and just sandbagging every match.

I like science.

False. Science and magic are the same thing.



We won @TCNJ

[Tow]

Actually you didn't won, the blue alliance won, so team 224 didn' won the winner of TCNJ is an alliance of 3 teams
___

Team 3478 won the Engineering Inspiration Award at the 2013 Alamo Regional

[Jacob Bendicksen]

2013 on which calendar? In the Juche calendar used by North Korea, 2013 is in the far future.

Pluto is not a planet. (oh boy.)

[Tow]

For the persons on planet Earth is not a planet anymore. But for a very small alien race it is a huge planet.
_________

I can't imagine a new color.

[DampRobot]

For the persons on planet Earth is not a planet anymore. But for a very small alien race it is a huge planet.
_________

I can't imagine a new color.

You're not trying hard enough.

Android phones copy Apple, but do it better.

[cgmv123]

Android phones copy Apple, but do it better.

Apple phones copy Android, and somehow make it worse.

The FIRST Championship is in St. Louis, Missouri (for the 2011-2014 seasons.)

[Jacob Bendicksen]

Apple phones copy Android, and somehow make it worse.

The FIRST Championship is in St. Louis, Missouri (for the 2011-2014 seasons.)

As mentioned previously, on the Juche calendar, 2011-2014 are 3922-3925 on our calendar.

You can't win Chairman's if you don't do anything outreach-related.

[dictionaria13]

As mentioned previously, on the Juche calendar, 2011-2014 are 3922-3925 on our calendar.

You can't win Chairman's if you don't do anything outreach-related.

Rookie teams can do all the outreach they like and not win Chairman's, because they're not eligible.

The square root of positive 4 is both positive and negative 2.

[Anthony Galea]

Rookie teams can do all the outreach they like and not win Chairman's, because they're not eligible.

The square root of positive 4 is both positive and negative 2.

A square root cannot equal a negative.

The company that owns usfirst.org and is called FIRST stands for 'For the Inspiration and Recognition of Science and Technology'.

[orangemoore]

usfirst.org is own by no company but an organization.


Blizzards cannot be inside

[themccannman]

usfirst.org is own by no company but an organization.


Blizzards cannot be inside

http://www.wdexpo.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Girl-Scout-Thin-Mint-Cookie-Blizzard-July-08.jpg

2056 has the highest average OPR of any robot this season.